[Western Crossover] Remember to Call Your Girlfriend Afterward

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As it turns out, no matter the circumstances, a man can still damn well call his girlfriend.

“So you’re saying someone threw you into a huge pit?” Winnie asked, bewildered.

“You broke two ribs?”

“And a kid with green eyes who’s only four-foot-three slashed your hand?”

“Darling, if you don’t want to see me, you really don’t have to make up a story like that. So, let’s break up.”

Dick Grayson ruined one of his relationships. He chose to get drunk in a hotel, then Jason knocked him to the floor and physically knocked some sense into him.

The next day, a furious argument broke out outside the door. Granted, it wasn’t all that furious. The two sides were simply arguing over who got to kick the door in.

“Boss,” a woman said, “you know I’ve trained my whole life for this. There’s only one chance in my life to say this line, ”

“Fine, you do it.”

Winnie slammed her palm against the door. “GCPD, Open the door!”

At her superior’s signal, Winnie burst in. A man with shaving cream still on his face hurried out, covering himself. “Hey! This is an invasion of priv↓↗acy!”

A coworker told her their informant had gotten the floor wrong, but the suspect had already been arrested. All she had to do now was apologize to the person she’d barged in on.

Winnie raised an eyebrow and gave the man’s impressive physique an appreciative once-over. “Oh, I’m sorry.”

Dick: “No need.”

Winnie smiled sweetly. “Oh, there’s definitely a need.”

“Now, please explain why there’s another man in your room, for God’s sake????”

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In a superhero world, transmigration was nothing unusual. So when Daisy drifted in on a wooden boat and landed on an island, she was relieved to find signs of people living there.

Wait, how did she know whether they were locals or fellow transmigrators?

She soon got her answer. A warm and welcoming granny invited her to stay at her house. All Daisy had to do was clean the detached house next door every other day.

Daisy quickly became enamored with the huge pool next door. She lounged in a sizzling bikini, her long legs crossed as she soaked up the perfectly warm sun, until

“Um, ma’am?”

“No!” Daisy plunged headfirst into the water, then scrambled up in a panic to explain. But the little girl in his arms reached out and took her hand first. “Hi, my name is Annie Stacy Parker.”

Why did that sound so much like her own name?

Mr. Peter didn’t seem to hold Daisy’s inappropriate behavior against her. After hearing about her situation, he even invited her to join the island’s camping trip.

After spending several days together, Mr. Peter was so gentle he seemed like the man of her dreams. She often found herself daydreaming about what it would feel like to be pinned down by him... Wait, no!

One evening, Daisy went to the playroom and saw Peter kneeling in front of Annie. “Sweetheart, tell me, why did you shoot webs at Mommy?”

Annie said miserably, “I want Mommy to stay with me forever.”

Annie’s spider-sense kicked in. She looked toward the doorway. “Okay, Mommy?”

Blurb dated May 31, 2026

Theme: Love at first sight