【Working toward 6,000, aiming for 10,000...】
There are always protagonists and villains in this world.
Some protagonists choose to make the whole world perish for the sake of love. Some villains, consumed by jealousy, choose to destroy the world, causing countless deaths. Some supporting characters can't stand being ordinary, so they make a deal with the devil and plunge the world into chaos.
The audience can't understand it.
【I genuinely don't get why falling in love means the whole world has to die. Where's your brain?】
【The villain gets jealous because the top student comes first on every exam and decides to destroy the world. What did the top student, or the rest of the world, ever do to you?】
【And that supporting character knew they were mediocre but didn't even try. They just blamed everyone else and teamed up with something creepy, getting so many people killed. Aaah, I'm furious!】
The cosmic consciousness decides to send an expert to change these storylines.
Bai Lin: Easy. Leave it to me.
【World One】
The world changes, and monsters run rampant.
The protagonist accidentally saves a beautiful girl, and the two fall for each other. Then monsters attack their residential complex, and the girl reveals that she's a monster to save the protagonist. To cover it up, she kills everyone in the city.
The protagonist is devastated and torn.
The Special Abilities Bureau investigates the protagonist and the girl, then gathers a powerful force to kill the monster. The protagonist completely falls to darkness and chooses to destroy the world so he can resurrect the woman he loves.
When Bai Lin arrives,
the protagonist is holding the monster's corpse and roaring, “You killed her! I'll make the whole world die with her!”
Terrifying black energy surges from his body, granting him fearsome power. Then Bai Lin slaps him to the ground, eyes red as he shouts, “You killed the flower I was raising! I'll make you die with it!”
Your script is great, but now it's mine.
The Special Abilities Bureau: “?”
Later on,
Bai Lin is surrounded by black energy, looking as if he'd love nothing more than to take the whole world down with him. He slaughters every monster with a knife, then clutches the withered flower and says in a trembling voice, “Don't be afraid. Their blood will bring you back to life.”
The Special Abilities Bureau and the whole world tremble in fear.
Their savior is powerful, but he also seems a little unhinged.
The audience: 【This plot is so satisfying】
【World Two】
At school, the top student is gentle, well-mannered, and beloved by teachers and students alike.
The villain, who's always come in second, glares at the top student with dark, jealous eyes.
Then he happens to get hold of a book. Draw a monster in it, and that monster will come to life and kill people.
The villain kills the top student and everyone at school, then destroys the world.
When Bai Lin arrives,
the second monster drawn by the villain is invading the school, ready to kill.
That day, the entire school sees the elegant, radiant top student slowly stand up, eyes full of darkness and jealousy. “How can such a perfect creature exist in this world? I won't allow it!”
Your script is great, but now it's mine again.
The teachers and students stare blankly at the monster. “What's so perfect about it?”
Bai Lin casually grabs a mop, rushes in, and beats the monster to death. With a slight wave of his hand, golden flames burn it to ashes.
The Containment Bureau and soldiers charge into the school, braced for the worst.
They see a boy in a school uniform slowly rise from the flames, his expression once again bright and composed. He politely steps aside to let them through.
The teachers and students: “...”
The villain: “?”
Why does something feel off?
Unwilling to give up, the villain draws all kinds of monsters with unbelievable powers. But every time, the elegant and courteous top student shows up just in time and uses equally unbelievable powers to...
Destroy the monsters.
The whole world watches Bai Lin with adoration and gratitude, treating him as their savior.
The villain's face twists with jealousy.
How can the top student be so powerful and dazzling, becoming the savior the whole world worships?
Didn't you all just see how jealous and twisted he looked?!!
The whole world: “He just has unusual taste.”
The audience: 【This plot is satisfying me all over again】
The cosmic consciousness: “That works too?!”
Bai Lin: All that matters is whether it's satisfying.
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ID: 10616769. Title: The Big Shot Salted Fish Returns from Cultivation. Author: Lin Nu Xiaoshui.
Click to read about a music-cultivation master who transmigrates from the cultivation world back to modern life and gets caught up in supernatural everyday adventures.
Sheng Qingkong opens his eyes.
He discovers he's transmigrated back to the modern world from the cultivation realm.
The good news:
He no longer has to fight. He can finally enjoy an ordinary retirement.
The bad news:
This world is full of restless spirits, unable to let go of their obsessions and suffering night after night without reincarnation.
Sheng Qingkong: “Oh well. I might as well lend a hand.”
At a deadly intersection, one ghost blocks the way and stops every car. A ghost keeps climbing into people's driver seats and hitting the brakes. How could there not be a pileup?
Sheng Qingkong: “Don't panic. I'll play a tune to wake the spirit trapped in its obsession.”
Everyone: “??”
Putting on a show of supernatural powers.
Only the spirit comes to its senses, fingertips trembling. “I almost... made things worse while trying to help.”
Then people are shocked to discover...
From that day on, there are no more pileups!
Could he really be a master?
Cats are always yowling in the park. Is it mating season?
No. The cats are roaring with rage. The person who killed their owner has escaped without a trace.
Sheng Qingkong reaches out again. “Don't worry. I'll help you find him!”
Everyone watching: “???”
Not long after, a pack of cats and dogs corners the killer. He runs around crying before grabbing a police officer's leg. “Waaah, I want to turn myself in!”
The police: “???”
Who put out a gangland-style hit on all the stray cats and dogs?
This isn't scientific!
Sheng Qingkong plays a song to call spirits and another to catch criminals.
At first, I really only wanted to be an ordinary person.
Later, word spreads among the spirits that there's a living King of Hell around.
He's fiercer than the real King of Hell when dealing with evil spirits, faster than the real King of Hell at righting wrongs, and he can help the dead lay their regrets to rest and move on. He's a full-service operation.
Sheng Qingkong already has ghosts to deal with every day, and whenever he goes out, cats and dogs crowd around him with offerings.
If their owner is in trouble, he's the one to call!
Sheng Qingkong: “...”
Exhausted, he throws away a bug and sweeps a pile of spirit money out of the house. He really doesn't need to be paid that much!
Theme: Work hard for your goals.
Lots of kittens! So many friends!
It's normal for cats to be picky eaters
This big-eyed guy is ignorant! Cute and decent villains are popular now!
Big eyes with broken heart