[Promoting the next danmei novel I plan to write: When a Cat Gets Bound to a Part-Time Job System] [This novel is currently updating at ten thousand words a day...]
There are always some protagonists and villains in this world.
Some protagonists choose to make the whole world perish for the sake of love. Some villains, out of jealousy, choose to destroy the world, causing countless deaths and injuries. Some supporting characters refuse to accept an ordinary life and choose to work with the devil, plunging the world into disaster.
The audience finds all of this incomprehensible.
[I really can't understand why falling in love means the whole world has to perish. Where's their brain?]
[Just because the top student gets first place on every exam, the villain turns evil and chooses to destroy the world. What did the top student, or the rest of the world, ever do to you?]
[And that supporting character! They know they're utterly ordinary and still don't work hard, just blaming everyone else until they decide to team up with the supernatural and get so many people killed. Aaargh, I'm furious!]
The consciousness of the universe decided to send an expert to change these plotlines.
Bai Lin: Easy. Leave it to me.
[World One]
The world changed, and monsters appeared everywhere.
The protagonist accidentally saved a beautiful girl, and they fell in love. Then monsters attacked their residential complex, and the girl revealed that she was a monster as she saved the protagonist. To cover it up, she killed everyone in the entire city.
The protagonist was in agony, torn by indecision.
The Supernatural Affairs Bureau investigated the protagonist and the girl, then gathered a large force to kill the monster. The protagonist fell completely to darkness and chose to destroy the world in order to resurrect his beloved.
When Bai Lin arrived,
the protagonist was holding the monster's corpse and roaring, "You killed her! I'll make the whole world perish with her!"
Terrifying black energy poured from his body, and he instantly gained frightening powers. Then Bai Lin slapped him to the ground and, eyes red, shouted, "You killed the flower I was raising! I'll make you all perish with it!"
Your script is great, but now it's mine.
The Supernatural Affairs Bureau: "?"
Later,
Bai Lin, covered in black energy and looking as though he wanted the whole world to perish with him, slaughtered every monster with a knife. Holding the withered flower, he said in a trembling voice, "Don't be afraid. Their blood will surely bring you back to life."
The Supernatural Affairs Bureau and the people of the whole world trembled in fear.
Their savior was powerful, but he also seemed to have a few screws loose.
Audience: [This plot is so satisfying!]
[World Two]
At school, the top student was gentle and courteous, and beloved by all the teachers and students.
The villain, who always came in second, stared at the top student darkly, consumed by jealousy.
Then he accidentally acquired a book. Draw a monster in it, and that monster would really appear and kill people.
The villain killed the top student and everyone at school, then destroyed the world.
When Bai Lin arrived,
the second monster drawn by the villain was invading the school, ready to kill.
That day, the whole school saw it: the top student, usually as radiant as the moon on a clear night, slowly stood up, his eyes full of darkness and jealousy. "How can such a perfect creature exist in this world? I won't allow it!"
Your script is great, but now it's mine again.
The teachers and students stared blankly at the monster. "What's perfect about it?"
Bai Lin casually grabbed a mop, charged forward, and beat the monster to death. With a flick of his hand, golden flames burned it to ash.
The Special Affairs Bureau and the soldiers charged into the school, on high alert.
They saw a boy in a school uniform slowly rise from the flames, his expression once again radiant and composed. He politely stepped aside to let them pass.
The teachers and students: "..."
The villain: "?"
Why did something feel wrong?
Unwilling to give up, the villain drew all kinds of monsters with unbelievable abilities. Yet each time, the elegant, courteous top student appeared just in time and unleashed all sorts of unbelievable powers.
And wiped out the monsters.
The whole world gazed at Bai Lin with fervent gratitude, treating him as their savior.
The villain's face twisted completely with jealousy.
How could the top student be so powerful and so dazzling, becoming the savior the whole world worshiped?
Didn't any of you see how twisted and jealous he looked just now?!
The whole world: "He just has somewhat unusual taste."
Audience: [This plot is even more satisfying!]
The consciousness of the universe: "That works too?"
Bai Lin: All that matters is whether it feels good.
Next novel I'm planning to write: When a Cat Gets Bound to a Part-Time Job System
Nian Mian was a completely black cat. After cultivating for over a hundred years, he still couldn't take human form, and couldn't help sighing as he watched the human world.
Then he got bound to a golden finger called the Part-Time Job System. As long as he kept working and saved up enough work points, he could exchange them for wishes of varying power.
The ambitious cat declared with determination, "I want to exchange for cultivation techniques, become the youngest Demon King, and make every monster bow down to me."
System: [You can do it!]
After the cat and the System discussed it, they decided to start by working for the outrageously wealthy president of the Song Group.
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Song Xu was used to his home always being neat and tidy, until a stray cat unexpectedly attached itself to him.
The cat woke him up at the same time every day and was always at his side. In the morning, when he left for work, it even carried his watch over to him, as though he were its whole world.
Song Xu went from being indifferent at first to wanting to hold the cat in the palm of his hand. He became a proper cat person.
[Wake the boss up, work points +1]
[See the boss off, work points +1]
After Nian Mian's first boss went to work, he quickly started a second job, then a third, working hard to grow stronger at all times.
He went from running a street stall to taking online gigs handling all kinds of supernatural trouble. His business kept growing, and in the end he even founded a Monster Association, hoping to get lots of little monsters working for him.
At first, every monster thought: It's just a cat.
Then, after getting beaten up by the cat, the monsters joined the association in tears. In just a few months, they had turned the Monster Association into a thriving organization.
Song Xu felt that something was very wrong.
At work, he happened to see his secretary engrossed in short videos. The cat modeling crocheted accessories on the street looked just like his own cat.
Every day, whenever he came home, whether early or late, he would catch a fleeting glimpse of a black cat racing along the road or atop a wall. It looked just like his own cat too.
Even stranger,
the clothes at home were always in disarray, food vanished from the fridge, and even his computer seemed to have been used. When he touched it, the case was still hot.
He secretly installed a surveillance camera, and then discovered...
After he left home, his cat would turn into a cat-eared boy. Lazily swishing his tail, the boy would turn on the computer to play games and watch TV, then turn back into a cat and head out.
Song Xu's pupils contracted in shock. "..."
Song Xu developed a strange habit. Every day, he couldn't help opening the surveillance feed to watch the cat-eared boy's lively, animated antics. Gradually, he realized that perhaps... he had fallen in love at first sight with his own cat.
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After going through all kinds of hardships, Song Xu finally started dating his cat. His cat was wonderful in every way, but it could only go out in cat form every day. That was a little too pitiful.
Song Xu used his money to make connections with the authorities, and learned that there was actually an organization called the Monster Association, which had all kinds of cultivation techniques suitable for monsters.
He spent a fortune hoping to meet the association's chairman.
They said the chairman's demonic power was unfathomable. Not only could he tear apart a monster ten meters tall with his bare hands, he had also created many cultivation techniques that allowed monsters to integrate into modern society by working.
That day,
Song Xu watched as countless monsters and government officials escorted a black cat wearing a suit and tie into the room.
Song Xu's eyes widened in shock again. "Honey?"
His lazy, affectionate sweetheart, who loved to act cute every day, was the leader of the organization across from him?!
Theme: Work hard to achieve your goals.
I was wondering why it felt like I hadn't read it at all. The author is really going too far! The last chapter had over 600 words, and this one has over 1000 words, but the total isn't even as much as a normal 3000-word chapter 😭
Shouldn't the male lead's parents be blamed? If the male lead hadn't turned his knife on outsiders, but instead couldn't stand their family's parenting style and chose suicide or to take his parents with him, then his parents deserved all the condemnation...
The white snake transformed into a dragon! Amazing!
The saying "When the dynasty prospers, the people suffer; when the dynasty falls, the people suffer" is absolutely true!
"Shen Maode" is here to point out a bug to the author. Later he's called Chen Maode, but here he's surnamed Shen. What's his real name?
"White Lotus" is here to point out a bug to the author~ white phosphorus
Xiao Chen, you never expected this, our Bai's aesthetic sense changes along with the monsters you create!
Their peculiar aesthetic sense stunned everyone, including me.
"A grandson was flooded, and..." (Please point out a typo to the author!) A village
"White-collar" is here to point out a bug to the author~ Shirakami