I Used CEO Lines to Win Over Iron Man

On my first day after transmigrating to the Marvel Universe, I pinned Tony Stark against a doorframe.

It wasn't me who'd gone crazy. It was my golden finger.

The System malfunctioned, and the random skill it gave me was this: all 531 lines from romance novels I'd read would automatically come true.

And so

"Man, you've caught my attention."

"You can't escape. Fate has bound us together."

"Good. This is the first step toward showing you care about me."

Tony leaned against the doorframe with a cup of coffee in hand and smiled.

"Are you crazy?"

Author: A silly, sweet little comedy with no logic. Please don't roast me.

Theme: Love what you love.