[Harry Potter Fanfiction] I'm the Attention-Seeker at Hogwarts

Also known as: Hogwarts' Biggest Lunatic: How I Keep Trying to Get Myself Killed Every Day

Lin Miaomiao, a twenty-five-year-old office worker, dies in an accidental fall while saving someone.

When she wakes up, she finds herself on a rattling train, sitting across from a boy whose hair looks like it was struck by lightning, and the unmistakable scar on his forehead.

The good news: she has transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter.

The bad news: there's no Wi-Fi.

The worse news: this world's ultimate boss is a bald man with no nose, and she's about to become his schoolmate.

And so begins her career of trying to get herself killed:

Knocks out a troll with a worn-out shoe, insisting, "It ran into the wall by itself."

When Snape gives her detention, she has a heart-to-heart with him: "Professor, stop picking on Harry. He doesn't owe you money."

Takes off her shoes to "pray for blessings" in front of the whole school, incidentally interrupting Quirrell's Imperius Curse.

Spoils the future for Malfoy: "Your son is going to get together with Harry's son. Surprise! What do you think?"

Everyone thinks she's crazy.

Only she knows she's really gone crazy.

Author: This book came from one of my late-night episodes of madness a while back, when I didn't want to go to sleep. The rest will come slowly, like squeezing toothpaste from a tube. Let me finish writing a few of my other books that have really gotten me hooked, then I'll update this one.

Theme: Love life.