After Becoming Emperor Huizong of Song's Princess, I Rebelled

Also known as: “About How I’m a Fish Who Transmigrated Into a Northern Song Princess and Then Punched My Way to Conquering Half the Empire” / “Golden Scales”

I’m a fish. To earn merit and transform into a dragon, I transmigrated to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty and became Emperor Huizong’s daughter.

The day the Jin army breached the city, I hoisted Zhao Huan over my shoulder and hurled him out of the city wall, then tossed the surrenderist ministers into a dry well for good measure.

I made it all the way to Jiangnan, recruited refugees, opened the granaries, and punched my way to conquering half the empire.

On the day I ascended the throne, the ministers knelt before me: “Your Majesty is wise!”

I scratched my head, wondering what was wrong with these people. I only wanted to beat people up, seize territory, and earn merit, yet they insisted I was the one destined by Heaven to rule.

Only I know that I can’t even make sense of the memorials, but that doesn’t stop me from grabbing a blade and chasing Wanyan Zongbi eight hundred li.

Once I had earned enough merit, the dragon pearl lit up, but I no longer wanted to leave.

After all, who’s ever heard of a fish that can wage war?

Author’s note: I really did spend a long time writing this, especially sorting out the timeline, which nearly drove me mad. If those few authors I like hadn’t inexplicably gone so long without starting a new story, I wouldn’t have tried writing my own. My writing is bad, so please don’t yell at me.

Theme: Serving the country and its people.