After Escaping Thanos, I Became Iron Man's Contract Girlfriend

[Marvel / Iron Man fan fiction] After Escaping from Thanos, I Became Iron Man's Contract Girlfriend

Also known as: My Girlfriend, Who Can Take on a Hundred People at Once, Says She's Just a Small-Time Actress

I transmigrated as Thanos's adopted daughter, the galaxy's top employee.

For two hundred years, I helped him conquer more than a dozen planets and took down countless enemies. There was more blood on my hands than purple dandruff on Thanos's scalp.

Then I ran away.

I stole a shuttle, crash-landed on Earth, and swam ashore from the Pacific Ocean, soaked to the bone and with not a penny in my pocket.

What could I do? I had to survive.

So I went to Hollywood to pick up bit parts, and sneaked into a Stark Industries charity gala while I was at it, hoping to get lucky.

Then a man dressed like a peacock came over and looked me up and down. "Which talent agency sent you?"

I looked at this sucker and accepted the contract he offered me. He said, "One year. Sleep with me, and I'll give you money and an identity."

I didn't tell him that back when I worked for Thanos, the fee for killing a single enemy would've been enough to build him three suits of armor.

Author: I'm digging a bunch of plot holes. Whichever idea grabs me first is the one I'll write.

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