[Deadpool Fanfiction] Darling, Don't Spoil the Plot While We Transmigrate

Also known as: "Spoiler Alert: I'm Living with Deadpool"

Synopsis:

I died.

Then I transmigrated.

I landed face-first, got a mouthful of New York dirt, and looked up to see Deadpool being chased by people.

I yelled from the ground, "Sniper at your two o'clock! He ate something bad last night, so his hands are shaking!"

Deadpool turned around, his white eye patches wide as bells.

From then on, the lunatic took me home.

He said his name was Wade Wilson, and he was a mercenary.

I said my name was "Spoiler," and I was just a passerby.

He said, "That's an interesting name."

I said, "You're a pretty interesting person yourself."

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