[Harry Potter Fanfiction] When I Became Hogwarts' Invisible Ghost

My name is A Piao, and I'm the only ghost at Hogwarts that no one can see.

I love hanging around people and chattering away.

"Old Dumbledore, seriously, about that thing between you and Grindelwald back in the day, who was on top? Don't play dumb. I've seen you staring at his photo."

"Mr. Tom Riddle, I just want to ask you one thing: why don't you go on a date with Lin Daiyu? She likes burying flowers, and you like killing people. You're a perfect match! Besides, she definitely won't mind that you don't have a nose. She's not exactly in good health herself."

"Little Bat, why is your hair so greasy? Have you ever considered that the reason Lily doesn't like you is because you never wash your hair?"

No one reacted.

"Harry, your dad was even more of an idiot than you when he was courting your mom."

"Harry, you got that spell wrong. Untangle your tongue first..."

He still didn't react, but that was fine. It didn't stop me from entertaining myself.

Then one day, I noticed him trying to stifle a laugh.

"Harry Potter! You can hear me?!"

He blinked.

"No."

Me: ...

Is there something wrong with this generation's Chosen One?

Author: Same as always, late-night unhinged writing, face rolling across the keyboard. Couldn't find anything to read, so I dug myself a hole.

Theme: No matter what, never give up on yourself