Yokohama Impostor Simulator

I looked through the memo and found something strange, but I've written it down so I invite you all to enjoy it (the darkness crawls away) Regarding whether Xiao Lian is considered a dummy princess (?) : Do you have magic hair? Answer: The painted skin is omnipotent, and can also have multiple forms such as the human body and the twisting rod. : Do you have magic hands? Answer: (Take out the sparkling butcher knife) Not only have magic hands, but also super transformation (Twilight Executioner activated!) : Do animals talk to you? Answer: Yes, yes, I have a tiger friend. : Have you ever been poisoned? Answer: There is an honest conspiracy to poison others. : Have you ever been cursed? Answer: What if the emulator is a curse? : Have you ever been kidnapped or enslaved? Answer: Xiao Lian remained silent and just took out the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau badge and the new commission list of Rat in the Dead House. : Have you ever had a true love's kiss? Answer: Well, being buried under the rubble and biting the officer counts? Now that things have come to this, we have to believe that Xiao Lian is the princess! ! (A burst of cheers) (Applause) (Dazzling stage lighting special effects) [Fireworks][Fireworks]

[Prick-eared Rabbit Head] Good people are rewarded! Good fake people also have good rewards! If there is a postscript, can you play with those thoughts and fantasies before? I feel like many times I was sent by the cautious alien god to save the world before I had time to play to the fullest [Caidog]

Fireworks, Goldfish and Summer Festival (Part 1?) I felt like I was sprinting in an indescribable direction, so I tried to put an emergency brake on it, making dumplings for world peace and a better life. Most of the information was searched at night or made up randomly. The time and events did not match up. There was not much logic. If the plot was seriously inconsistent and OOC, it would be my problem! ! ! (Although dbq really wanted to join the Siberian group, but that would lead to a weird direction, so there was no TAT. He obviously wanted to see Xiao Lian happily visiting the festival, so why did he write so much and even not finish it (lie)) Let's start from a cliche beginning: A long time ago... Or maybe a long, long time later, Ye Lian worked diligently for the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau from 9 to 5 every day and made steady progress on the road to becoming the ultimate fisherman. When he additionally cared about (harassed) his superiors and learned the skills of skipping work with Dazai as a spice of life, he ushered in such a day: Summer Festival! Festivals, or holidays, just hearing the word is enough to make children clap their hands with joy, let young boys and girls with budding hearts stage a date scene full of pink bubbles in their minds, and social animals get a rare breathing space... In general, it has nothing to lose! But to be honest, Ye Lian didn't have any real feelings about Summer Festival. He was a pure-blood college student with a good reputation, and Izayoi Lian's memory was too confusing and had no reference value. Therefore, when the superior naturally handed over a vacation notice, Ye Lian was truly stunned. Anwu had the foresight to close the office window to prevent Ye Lian from jumping out to see where the sun rises today. "As a government department, the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau does not have a holiday, but there have been no fake attacks for a long time recently, so the General Affairs Office decided to let some employees take a half-day holiday," Ango skillfully took out the coffee candy from the drawer and handed it to Ye Lian. He once again turned his attention to the pile of documents, and his pen danced across the white paper. Obviously, those who were notified of the holiday did not include officers with extremely strong professional abilities, and one person was better than three. "Of course they include you, who has been the best performer for a year in a row... It's useless to look at me. I have other duties besides the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau, so I can't go out with you. Take these documents out, and Lian Jun's work is over for today. I heard that there will be a Sparks Conference at the port in the evening, should we go there and have a look then?" Although the destination for the evening trip has been determined, it is only one o'clock in the afternoon. How will we spend the rest of the time? Ye Lian chewed the coffee candy and decided to randomly follow a lucky person and conduct a search for the itinerary. Then I met SSR - Tanizaki, a member of the Detective Agency whose probability was refreshed in the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau, and his sister Naomi were glued together in a glue-like form. "Hey, what are you going to do at the Summer Festival? Wear a yukata and participate in the garden party, the float parade, the test of courage, and the indispensable fireworks display! You must watch it with the person you love the most to make it more interesting~ You think so, nii-sama..." Naomi gave her answer, and at the end she blew gently into Tanizaki's ear, causing a blush. Finally saw a normal brother-sister relationship. Ye Lian politely thanked him. Isn't it just a small festival? Let's see the strongest player Xiao Lian speed pass in one life! Then, I lost the mini-game at the beginning... This was Ye Lian's eighth attempt. The goldfish in the small pond were still swaying their tails vigorously, splashing water on the paper net, and then the overwhelmed net smoothly opened a small hole and released the little life that was in hand. Shady! ! It must be something shady! ! How can there be anything in this world that the protagonist cannot do! Either the shop owner had manipulated the paper net, or someone had activated the rate curse ability on him, causing him to lose his ability to fish for goldfish. After taking a step back, there is nothing wrong with goldfish! To put it another ten thousand steps back, it couldn't have been Shady Lord's thugs! In short, it is definitely not a problem of technical ability! Ye Lian knelt down under the loving gaze of the store owner and stared at the goldfish - this time he won, because the goldfish wandered away midway and was regarded as abandoning the game. The protagonist once again defended his undefeated record! Great, next time try the no-blinking challenge with your cat!

What on earth am I suffering from? [Dog Head] Xiao Lian welcome back! The real finishing touch! ! ! [Star Eyes][Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers] Then can we still go back and harass the chief? (Serious face (Wrong focus)

Finished. I really like the name of the title, True Story, a real story, a real world... As expected, Xiaolian also disappeared with me. I started to cry. I also really like the description of the color of the purple sun, which looks like Tuosi's eyes... I don't know what to say. It's a touch of melancholy. The extras I want to watch the most are the Puppet King line and the Dazai Help line at the end. Isn't there an if that can allow Xiao Lian to survive as a normal person and work in an ordinary way with the superior in the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau? 😭😭😭 It's so well written. This is my favorite interactive article I've ever read. It's really interesting, but also very sad. Why did it end... Look forward to the postscript!

I finally finished writing (laughing) (gloom creeps out) (brings it to the table in a daze) (falls back to sleep) (continued) The last thing ended with the boss presenting the most lively goldfish as a gift. The guy was doing periodic movements in a transparent water bag with dignity. The poor little fish had no idea that he had gone through a whole set of recipes in Ye Lian's mind, from sashimi sushi to salt-baked fish. Xiao Lian may have any bad thoughts, Xiao Lian is just hungry. Unfortunately, goldfish are not suitable for food, so Ye Lian had no choice but to give up this tempting option and instead took a bite of the more tempting Taiyaki - which can be regarded as borrowing fish to think of food? Wait, where did taiyaki come from? Answer: It was a friendly gift from Atsushi and Kyoka who were passing by. It seems that Yokohama has rarely held such a noisy and lively event since the disaster, and the enthusiasm of citizens to participate is also quite high - traffic jams, crowds of people, and a series of food stalls. In order to maintain order and prevent sudden puppet attacks, the General Affairs Department also deployed corresponding security personnel on site to prepare for emergencies, including Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka. Okay, now it's not just taiyaki that's tempting, there are also octopus balls, crepes, fried noodles, grilled chicken skewers... I happened to meet a friend who was also participating in the garden tour in front of the crepe stall, and took the opportunity to grab some freshly baked crepes (Atsushi even bought him two portions because he knew Ye Lian's appetite). Sure enough, it was because of his super luck today! Do you want to try buying a lottery ticket now? Unfortunately, they are different from Ye Lian who won the top UR lottery and does not need to work. They still need to patrol and maintain order. After being informed that there were no dummies at the current scene, Ye Lian could only continue to wander around alone with the newly arrived delicacies and the little goldfish that already belonged to him. The next destination is - an amusement park! The atmosphere here is a little more solemn. The person in charge of this area is the Mafia. Groups of people in black suits stare at everyone who passes by without a smile, just like an unspeakable illegal transaction scene in an amusement park. Is this a method that prevents everyone from getting close to nature and no fake people can sneak in? It is a reliable and effective method. But then again, isn't this more like a treasure hunt or evading tracking? Sneak into the amusement park during the rotation of the mafia, and remember to carefully guard the alert value. If you are discovered, you can only walk in openly. Pass the intersection guarded by a three-person team! The next person who arrived at the battlefield was the ticket office guarded by Black Lizard. Wear a hood and mask for a perfect casual look! Hey, don't you have any equipment? That's okay, we can replace it with plastic bags and ice cream cones. Tachihara Michizou looked at Ye Lian's new look speechlessly. It was obvious that he really wanted to complain, but in the end he could only hold back one sentence: "Are you really a human being?" Then he watched you take out the Anti-Counterfeiting Bureau work badge and give you a pass with suspicion - by the way, the ticket seller is Akutagawa Gin. It's also a face covering type, so Yin didn't have any opinions on your dressing up. Finally, after you passed five levels and killed six generals, you achieved a great victory in the infiltration operation without any effort. After entering the amusement park, you received a reward: Due to the intimidation of Mafia, there were almost no people in the amusement park. In other words, in this amusement park, Ye Lian is the boss! Ye Lian laughed at the pirate ship, the big pendulum, the jumping machine, and the bumper cars, but the little goldfish in the bag seemed a little dead. Poor goldfish, Ye Lian decided to take this only follower at this stage to the wishing pond to have a rest. There are coins with expectations in the wishing pool, black and red koi fish, gurgling bubbles, a mermaid that can spit bubbles... Wait, wait, that's a person, right? Brown hair, sand-colored trench coat, is that the shady guy, right? Ye Lian, who was willing to help others, made a quick decision and put the little goldfish down: You are already a mature fish, now come and try to save people! The little goldfish obviously couldn't understand the meaning of saving people, so it swam away! What an indifferent fish! But it doesn't matter. Mr. Kunikida, Mr. Shady's upright and reliable partner, immediately rushed to save people from the fire and water. "Xiao Lian is so indifferent!" Dazai made a sound of condemnation at Ye Lian while he was being yelled at. "Why don't you stop Kunikida-kun for me? Maybe in just a second, I can go straight from the wishing fountain to the underworld than Saka Ryo." Ye Lian pointed to the goldfish swimming in the pool: "Mr. Dazai should ask it, because it is a stupid (fish) question." Kunikida should have a lot in common with Tachihara. The evidence is that the way he looks at Ye Lian and Dazai now is exactly the same as the way Tachihara looked before. "What are you two talking about?" Dazai stood up from the wishing pool at this time. The water depth of this wishing pool was only 1.2M. God knows how he managed to let himself drown in it. "Huh? Don't you know, Kunikida-kun? This is actually an effective way to relieve a cold situation! Just tell a cold joke! Write it down quickly!" Ye Lian was already very familiar with this scene, but no matter how many times he saw it, he would still want to see that scene, so he nodded under Kunikida's suspicious eyes and confirmed Dazai's statement. The upright detective agency member did not doubt that he was there, so he took out his own booklet and pen with "ideal" printed on it and started writing. "Telling cold jokes... Can... Relieve the embarrassment..." "I lied to you." The pen broke with a "click". No matter how many times I listened to it, I still felt it was very crisp and pleasant. Next time, would you recommend Mr. Kunikida to become an ASMR anchor? Then Kunikida grabbed Dazai with lightning speed and started a new round of shaking and roaring. Ye Lian had already seen the scene he wanted to see, and while the two were noisy, they arrived at the final destination - the Ferris wheel! With a wide view, no interruptions, and full-angle viewing, is there any better place to watch fireworks than a Ferris wheel? The only pity is that the half-day vacation is too short. It obviously feels like it has already darkened not long after we played. Ye Lian boarded the Ferris wheel and slowly rose into the sky. Rays of light started from the water, rose, and exploded, like meteors flying backwards, scattering patterns as bright as the sun in the sky, and then the sound of bang bang bang exploded into the ears. The sparks tore through the darkness and spiraled up, like a sky bridge connected by silver needles. The nearest cluster was almost in front of the glass window, so warm, so bright, so dazzling. The light filaments gradually changed from bright white to orange-red like sparks as they fell, dragging out tiny tail lights, passing by like countless miniature stars. However, before the tiny stream of light faded away, the next set of fireworks jumped into the night. Huge ring-shaped fireworks exploded in layers, with hot gilt in the center, gradually smearing outwards, like giant burning lotuses suspended in the air. At the same time, countless fine silver light flakes burst out from all directions, like a pouring waterfall, making a crackling sound. The figures in the glass window were painted with different colors in the flickering light and shadow. The screams of the crowd were far away, and Ye Lian, who was at the top of the Ferris wheel, couldn't hear them clearly. Looking down, there are zigzag and swaying sparks bursting out simultaneously in the water. Scenes like this often appear in anime: the hero and heroine confess their love under grand fireworks, and the crackling sound drowns out the sincere words, but only the lover's face is so clear. Through the glass window of the Ferris wheel, the screen of the mobile phone, and the written words, [we] are watching the same fireworks in different dimensions. Therefore, the best Xiao Lian, I wish you success in everything, peace and joy, and may you always be happy in the future that belongs to you!

Uh-huh, I'm late because I'm obsessed with painting. Anyway, let's finish spreading the flowers first! [Fireworks][Fireworks][Fireworks][Rose][Rose][Rose][Good Luck Lotus][Good Luck Lotus][Good Luck Lotus][Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw][Purple Sugar][Purple Sugar][Purple Sugar][Orange Sugar][Orange Sugar][Orange Sugar] Yeah yeah yeah it's alive! Xiao Lian should always be happy! So does sir! Dazai too! We are all very, very good, and we want to be happy together forever! I'm really touched by this result. Xiao Lian is really the youngest one among the protagonists of the family. Fortunately, the ending is quite warm, and we still have a long, long time to make up for those shortcomings. The days are getting warmer and warmer, and when the wind blows, petals will float to your face. Can Xiao Lian see the same scenery as us? Yes, definitely.

It's so sad. I thought we would get a good ending like before... There will be regrets and reluctance when facing separation, but at least they are all happy, so I will be happy for them. [Changed] But Xiaolian, you are not happy. [Poor] Then you who want to live, who long for a stable life, who firmly believe that you will be happy, for everyone and for the people you love can have the ordinary life that you desire... So you die. All traces have been erased. What can prove that you ever existed? Have you witnessed the "shady king" you chose? Or are we—the first 29 future incarnations who made the choice, and the other future incarnations who failed to make the choice in time so that even your ending was passively seen? Maybe we shouldn't have worried so much in the first place. At least, before you enter World 0, we should let you meet the commander. They are obviously friends, right? It was obvious that you wanted to return to your original world and live for him, but in the end, because of your fear of Fyodor, we rejected your proposal to meet, and we never saw you one last time. Before you die, may you be thinking that it would be great if you could just take a look at the commander? We naively thought that you and the chief would have many futures together, so it didn't matter if we didn't go to see him this time. When the time comes, Xiao Lian, after saving the world, how wonderful it would be to live a life without fake people with your superiors. However, you have no future, or in other words, Xiao Lian, you have no future. We and you probably only have a few postscripts left.

Teacher, is there a side story [please] I want to see Xiao Lian meet his commander [please] The commander has not officially reunited yet [please] and then flirt casually [please] Wuwu sir... I haven't met him yet [please]

Oh, no, Xiao Lian,,,,,, when I saw the last chapter, my brain completely shut down. I couldn't accompany Xiao Lian all the way. When I rushed back, I only saw an empty space. It was really sad. TT Xiao Lian is really suffering in front of her. . . There will be a happy ending, right? [Poor] Even if it exists in the form of an if line... I really hope that Xiaolian can reap her own happiness in the end after she has sacrificed so much for everyone TT