Dazai Says I'm a Genius

Name: Dazai Says I'm a Genius
Author: Knock Four Times

太宰夸我是天才

by Knock Four Times (叩门四下)

Status: Completed
Length: 224k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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(Main story complete. Bonus side stories updated in February.) Chang and Huan spent a fortune buying a treasure map, then fished an unparalleled treasure out of the river: A boy who had gone into the water, wrapped from head to toe in bandages. Great! He must be the River God! The River God was gentle and kind. When he heard that the boy wanted to get a job to make his wish come true, he immediately praised him. "That's a great idea. If you earn 4 million yen a year, you'll only need to work another 3,675 years to make the 14.7 billion you want." "That's not right," Chang and Huan said seriously. "It's one thousand eight hundred and thirty... Anyway, you divide it by two." "?" "Because there are two of us now." Chang and Huan pointed at themself, then at the "River God." "So we'll only need to work for another thousand years or so!" The bandaged boy: ...? Genius, discharged from the hospital. "So why do you want 14.7 billion so badly?" The bandaged boy didn't understand. Chang and Huan's eyes, meanwhile, were full of longing. "If I had 14.7 billion, I could own a submersible that can dive four thousand meters below the sea and implode..." "During the implosion, seawater would rush into the cabin at supersonic speed. It would take just 20 milliseconds to reduce someone to dust, while the human brain takes about 100 milliseconds to register pain. That way, I could die without feeling a thing!" The bandaged boy: ?! Could he really be a genius? Theme: People have a past, and they have a future, too.

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Reading Log *2

Still keeping track: a second big hodgepodge.

Level B

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Anime Crossover Collection for Rereading

Includes Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Touken Ranbu, and maybe crossovers with sports anime and the American superhero universe. Mostly gen and danmei.

Level C

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Saved List

Mostly Honkai: Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Bungou Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, and various sports anime.

Level C

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Completed and Read: Secret Identities and the Scriptwriting Crew

Anime crossover secret-identity stories or scriptwriting-team stories (the latter mostly feature Dazai, Ranpo, and Onigiri as protagonists). Choose for yourself whether you want CP or no-CP, since I read both. No cosplay.

Level A

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Anime and Manga Crossovers: Finished 05

Jujutsu Kaisen, Hunter x Hunter, Bungo Stray Dogs, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Haikyu!! (Demon Slayer and Sakamoto Days make up less than 10%)

Level C

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Fanfiction

Mostly great stuff, with pure romance, no-couple, and girl-boy pairings. I don't recommend any Conan crossovers. The list is organized by author.

Level C

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Fanfiction, Fanfiction, Fanfiction

As the title says (I personally prefer Bungou Stray Dogs)

Level B

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Worth a Read

Putting the stories I can get into lately here, still for my own use. I read all sorts of things, including original works and fanworks, but not GL. Fanwork warning: some feature extensively developed original protagonists.

Level C

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