The F3 of the Elite Academy Only Want to Watch Their Bros Become Simps

Coming soon: Do Straight Guys Have to Play the Find-a-Boyfriend Game Too?

Before the start of the school year, Li Chengyao had a dream.

The dream was damp, with endless rain carrying the earthy stench of mud. His few friends, normally aloof, unruly, and taciturn, all became infatuated with a top student.

Fortunately, Li Chengyao watched the absurd spectacle with indifference, like a passerby.

Li Chengyao took it for nothing more than a dream. How could a few people who were so high-and-mighty, sharp-tongued, and obsessed with class suddenly become like that? It would be more believable if they started doing charity work and became incredibly friendly.

Until a system called "Save My Friends Who Turned Into Simps" came looking for him.

"Host, you must save your good friends from their misery and keep them away from the original protagonist, to avoid that final n-something ending."

Li Chengyao had just settled in to enjoy the show: ...

"Can't be bothered."

The System shouted, "Don't you care about the brotherhood between you?"

"They seem pretty happy being dogs."

They're all dogs, so why should he save them?

Li Chengyao thought lazily. He looked at F2, with the System making a fuss in his head, while before his eyes appeared a scene of him and the top student standing in the rain a few steps from a villa, kneeling before the top student.

Li Chengyao couldn't help laughing.

The System: So you're just going to watch your good friends compete to be dogs? You don't want to do anything?

There are things a friend can do, there are.

Li Chengyao wanted to ask on the forum: My friends have gone off to be simps. What should I do so I don't miss a single moment of their entertaining performance?

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Things unfolded just like the dream and the novel's plot, as described by the System. Li Chengyao watched the top student meet his few friends and trade barbs with them, putting on an academy version of Pride and Prejudice.

The delicate little flower wore a stubborn, defiant expression. He hated the academy's hypocrisy and remained frank and forthright even when faced with the powerful.

Li Chengyao couldn't help applauding him. He even rated his three friends in his mind, judging which one was best suited to become a dog. The System joined in the fun, and together they assessed which one would fall into love's trap first.

After all, it was genuinely entertaining to watch people fall from their lofty positions, changing from the powerful to slaves of love.

To make it easier to watch the whole spectacle of his friends competing to be dogs, Li Chengyao kindly paved the way for them early on, making their pursuit of the top student less fraught with obstacles.

He would watch his friends' show from above.

Just as Li Chengyao waited for the revenge arc to blaze into life, he became the joke himself.

Straight male, domineering and handsome shou

No designated gong, no beautiful gongs, no picking favorites

All the gongs are virgins. The matter of the dream and the System will be explained later

Four gongs

Pei Xing / Ning Sisui / Sheng Yansui / Jin Ci

1. The shou doesn't get to watch the fun

2. The observing happened in a dream, and the gongs hadn't interacted with the delicate flower

3. There will be scenes where the shou sets up the delicate flower with the gongs for entertainment, and scenes where the shou helps the delicate flower. The delicate flower has already left the story, so don't read if you dislike that

That's it for the coming-soon announcement. Thank you, babies, for reading this far! Mwah, mwah, mwah!

You Yi had a carefree, languid face and countless admirers, but he himself had little interest in romance.

Until he was bound to a dream-entry System and tasked with finding his boyfriend within a set time.

As a straight guy, You Yi stared over and over at the word "male" on the control panel in front of him.

He discreetly looked around, then at the first man who walked toward him and started getting handsy.

He couldn't hold back. You Yi threw a punch.

After he struck him, the man stared straight at You Yi's face, all swagger and menace. The next second, You Yi was shoved against a wall and kissed.

You Yi hit him even harder.

Half a minute later, the System stared blankly and intervened between the two who looked to be "fighting," cutting off the dream.

But the mission had to continue.

This time, he'd learned his lesson. The next time he met a man, he asked his name and entered it right away.

The words [Mission Failed] glared back in red.

You Yi: ???

Damn, did I run into a complete pervert?

If we're not together, why are you kissing me?

Since the other guy was a pervert, You Yi remained calm. That meant he had no choice but to be even more perverted.

After dealing with the first man, he looked at another man approaching him.

You Yi drawled carelessly: Honey, come here.

The System froze.

The man across from him instantly blushed. His face, usually so stern, upright, and dignified, somehow looked exceptionally innocent, yet he still silently approached.

His actions, however, were nothing like his innocent, proper appearance.

The kiss came as naturally as could be.

Everything was over.

You Yi thought he had this one in the bag, and immediately entered the man's name.

The four words [Mission Failed] glared back in red again.

?

He looked at the still-innocent-looking man in front of him and threw a punch.

"Damn it, if you're not my boyfriend, why are you saying yes, you pervert?"

The mission had to continue.

But You Yi still felt he'd grasped the game's essence. That last failure was just because the other guy was too brain-dead.

In the dreams that followed, whenever You Yi met a man, he stuck to his usual routine and called out, "Honey?"

With just the right touch of confusion.

The man across from him only had to answer "yes" or "no."

But he hadn't expected that this trick wouldn't work at all.

Not only that, the tasks the System gave him became harder and harder for a straight guy like him to understand...

After being kissed and hugged and thoroughly taken advantage of, You Yi stared blankly. "No, why am I the one who has to find a boyfriend? They don't have to play this game? That's not fair, System."

The System: "You might not want to switch places with them."

"No, I do."

So the players switched places, and You Yi discovered that these men were even more perverted in their dreams.

The shou has a straight-guy way of thinking, but when he puts on an act, he's even more intense than a gay man.

The System: Find a boyfriend and complete the mission for a reward.

The shou: Come on, honey.

The System: There's more than one, you know.

The shou: Come on, honeys.

Find a boyfriend in a dream, run into perverts in real life.

A handsome and beautiful, cool-acting, world-weary shou

The gongs are handsome and virgins, with no designated gong

Theme: Study hard