The Straight Guy Coveted by the Celestial Dragons

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[Chaotic, Mischievous Straight Bottom vs. Love-Struck Celestial-Race Tops]

Luo Xiyan transmigrates into a game and uses his special ability to become a bounty hunter. Just as he's making a name for himself, the System suddenly activates:

[Welcome to the Celestial-Race Conquest Game. Raise your target's affection to the maximum to request a kiss of true love. Once you receive one, you will have cleared the game. Please work hard to conquer the Celestial Races ^_^]

After killing his way through the game, Luo Xiyan says: This is a dating game? You could've told me sooner.

Let's see who the targets are... They're all men?

There's no way he's going to conquer them. He's straight!

He openly challenges Hunter No. 1, and the people who worship No. 1 flood the forums with insults;

He trespasses in the royal palace to antagonize the solemn elder prince, then repeatedly hits a nerve with the younger prince, trying to provoke him;

He also plays pranks on the duke's newly adult second son, and steals and sells the paintings of a renowned, revered artist whose fame spans the stars...

Luo Xiyan: I just happen to do everything that makes the Celestial Races uncomfortable.

He charges headlong down the road to self-destruction, only for the System to start frantically announcing that affection levels are rising:

Hunter No. 1 publicly confesses to him on the forums, leaving his worshippers devastated;

The two princes, once as close as brothers, turn against each other. The fair-minded, solemn elder prince makes an exception and shows him favoritism, while the moody younger prince carefully sheaths his claws and does nothing but please him;

The duke's second son obediently calls him "big brother" and lays bare all his dark thoughts. The artist, renowned across the stars, paints his first portrait and asks Luo Xiyan to be his nude model forever.

Their affection levels grow like weeds. Luo Xiyan, the despairing straight man: I can't control it! I really can't control it!

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After finally throwing caution to the wind and getting a kiss of true love, Luo Xiyan discovers the game hasn't been cleared. Furious, he drags out the System and demands an explanation.

The System looks at his nearly maxed-out conquest progress, then at the tangled mess of a relationship chart, and finally at his chapped, swollen lips, covered in a jumble of overlapping bite marks in different shapes.

System: ...

This is a one-on-one dating game! You only need to clear one route for a happy ending. Who told you to weave the relationship web into such a tangled mess?

Luo Xiyan, on the verge of a breakdown: I really didn't do anything! Who knew their affection levels would keep rising on their own?

Note:

1. Everyone is pure, and the story centers on the protagonist. All the conquerable Celestial-Race tops are hopelessly devoted to the bottom.

2. The plot takes up a substantial portion.

3. Interstellar setting. Nobody is a good person, and the bottom approaches things with a game-player mentality. Readers with high moral standards for protagonists may want to steer clear.

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"Even the Try-Hard Dragon-Prince Has to Get Toppped"

[Beautiful, calculating careerist bottom × Peacock-like, lazy top]

After Gu Nanzhi transmigrates, he binds himself to a Dragon-Prince System. But something goes wrong: this world has another Dragon-Prince, Lu Xian.

There can't be two tigers on one mountain, and Gu Nanzhi is determined to take him down. He cultivates day and night, appearing to be an anonymous outer disciple while secretly living as a genius independent cultivator, until his name shakes the cultivation world.

Know yourself and your enemy, and you can win every battle. Gu Nanzhi sends his System to investigate Lu Xian. The other man goofs around all day and stays up late goofing around under lamplight, coasting on the talent his System gave him.

It's downright absurd. What's even more absurd is that after seeing Gu Nanzhi once at the Immortal Sects' Grand Tournament, Lu Xian seems to have gotten riled up and starts frantically competing with him for secret realms and spirit herbs. The nerve!

Gu Nanzhi hates him so much his teeth ache. In a fit of rage, he sends a challenge, calling Lu Xian to Mount Chetian for a duel to the death.

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The night he sends the challenge, Gu Nanzhi has a dream. In it, someone holds him in their arms and kisses him. His head spins, and he lets himself be manhandled. With effort, he opens his damp eyes and sees Lu Xian.

After that night, the dreams spiral out of control. The setting changes every time, from studies and bedrooms to hot springs... even the training grounds. He beats Lu Xian up during the day, then that night Lu Xian pins him down and demands kisses, as desperate as someone who hasn't had a full meal in three years.

So much for being sworn enemies! So much for a duel to the death?!

And who are you calling your wife?!

A record of Lu Xian's conversations with his System:

#How to lie flat for the rest of my life#

#Does he like me if he stabs me with a red face?#

#Will a cultivation fanatic dream of a lazy sword cultivator?#

#How do I report a System bug?#

#How do I make my wife love me forever?#

Note:

1. One-on-one, both are pure, and their feelings are mutual and unwavering. Both tops and bottoms are modern people who transmigrated. The bottom is the strongest.

2. The bottom is somewhat of a heartthrob, and supporting characters will develop one-sided crushes.

3. The top's intelligence is comparable to that of a mature potato. He gets intermittently sharp when dealing with romantic rivals and is very good at guarding his territory.

4. A brainless, feel-good power fantasy. Both characters have identical System setups, but their Systems have different personalities.

Theme: Love life no matter what