Birth Control Got More Expensive, So I Ran Off Pregnant

Su Mu, the king of part-time jobs, is obsessed with collecting certificates. He has not only passed the College English Tests but also earned niche credentials like an electrician’s license and a forklift operator’s license. In college, he had a rich roommate who was tall, handsome, and wealthy. It was just too unfair. Even worse, the guy treated Su Mu so well that he bent him out of shape. When Su Mu heard that Jiang Ran was going back to inherit the family business and marry the daughter of a family that had been friends with theirs for generations, joining forces through a powerful alliance, he was furious. He traveled across several cities to sleep with him. He’d meant to buy a condom, but the price had shot up. Forget it. He was a man, after all. He never expected a man like him to get pregnant. A few months later, Jiang Ran found Su Mu driving a forklift in the village with a huge belly. Jiang Ran: “...What happened to your stomach?” Su Mu, feeling guilty: “What? Do I have to report it to you if I have a tumor?” When Su Mu first discovered he was pregnant, he’d darkly thought that since illegitimate children could inherit property nowadays, he could get a share of Jiang Ran’s money. But in truth, he didn’t dare tell him. He was afraid Jiang Ran would kill him. Su Mu: It’s all because condoms got more expensive. Fits the times. Here’s an advance notice for the story next door: Feng Ting Tong Gives Birth to Wen Jingyuan’s Son In recent years, the Supreme Sect has produced two peerless prodigies. Feng Ting Tong came second, and had been the runner-up for ten thousand years. Wen Jingyuan came first and had never been surpassed. Feng Ting Tong had always refused to accept it. What pushed him to challenge Wen Jingyuan was discovering his junior sister’s fanfiction about him and Wen Jingyuan, only to find he was still the bottom. And he even gave birth to Wen Jingyuan’s child! Unforgivable! So Feng Ting Tong went to challenge Wen Jingyuan. But Wen Jingyuan had just finished crossing a tribulation, and his mind was unstable. Feng Ting Tong threw him the fanfiction and said they absolutely had to fight today. Who knew that after reading the story, Wen Jingyuan would spit out a mouthful of blood and go into cultivation deviation after only a few exchanges with Feng Ting Tong? Feng Ting Tong brought him around. Wen Jingyuan looked at him with a complicated expression. “You gave birth to my son?” Feng Ting Tong: “???” Damn, he’d beaten Wen Jingyuan, the treasured darling of the Sect’s founding master and its brightest star, to the point of brain damage. After Wen Jingyuan went into cultivation deviation, he started believing the fanfiction was his own life. The last sentence on the last page said that Feng Ting Tong gave birth to Wen Jingyuan’s son. To hide the fact that Wen Jingyuan had lost his mind, and keep him from running around saying nonsense, Feng Ting Tong had no choice but to keep him tied to his side like a belt around his waist. Wen Jingyuan insisted on meeting his son. Feng Ting Tong said his parents had taken the child back to be raised at the foot of the mountain. He couldn’t get Wen Jingyuan to back down, so he took him home and picked up his own three-year-old, chubby, fair-skinned nephew. “This is your son.” Wen Jingyuan held the child for a while, then said, “Our son’s bones and constitution are truly terrible. We should hurry up and have a second one.” Feng Ting Tong: “…” An unserious ancient fantasy romance about cultivating immortality, and two clueless husbands who save the world. Theme: Reflect the spirit of the times, communicate openly, and work together for mutual benefit