My Pension Won’t Be Enough After I Have This Baby

Coming soon: He Insists on Buying Me a House and a Car; Your Majesty, You Transmigrated Here Too! To most people, a coal tycoon means a fool with more money than sense. Jiang Zan is the third generation of a coal-mining family, and he’s been swindled countless times. Jiang Zan: I’m numb to it. But he really has met someone who couldn’t be tempted by riches! Then one day, that precious darling who treated money like dirt showed up in front of him. “H-hello. My luggage was stolen. Could you put me up for one night?” Jiang Zan, overjoyed: How could one night be enough? He’d put him up day and night! - Lin Qingli wakes up one day and learns that all the money he earned through exhausting, sleepless work went to supporting a two-timing jerk. His boyfriend spent Lin Qingli’s money to find himself a rich second-generation partner, then dumped him without a second thought. In the end, Lin Qingli died alone and miserable in a hospital because he had no money. Lin Qingli: ...What kind of sucker was I? To hell with true love. All I want now is to make money! With his knowledge of the future, Lin Qingli knows the little security guard living in the urban village is actually a coal tycoon’s son, and filthy rich. That very night, he packs his bags and knocks on the rich guy’s rusty, weather-beaten door. He doesn’t want to work hard anymore. So you want to pretend to be poor? Bring it on. I’ll play along. - Later, Lin Qingli saves enough for retirement. Before stepping down after a job well done, he repays his sugar daddy with his own body. Then one day, he finds he can’t pull up his jeans properly. Staring at the test results, Lin Qingli falls into deep thought. His retirement fund... might not be enough after all. - While Jiang Zan is searching the whole world for Lin Qingli, his precious darling knocks on his door again. Lin Qingli: “Well... there’s been a bit of an accident.” Jiang Zan: “I understand. You lost your luggage and need a place to stay. Stay as long as you like!” Lin Qingli: ... P.S. The bottom is in very poor health at the beginning, really poor, but he’ll get better later. A sweet story, guaranteed sweet. If it isn’t, I’ll eat bitter melon. Mostly everyday life, everyday life, with no particularly thrilling plot twists. It’s really just a laid-back guy taking care of his health and falling in love along the way. Commenting on individual chapters is open. Come join the fun~ Teacher Tao’s upcoming novel: He Insists on Buying Me a House and a Car For the first nineteen years of Tao Xiaofeng’s life, he had no money and no self-respect, living like a stray dog. Then he saved someone as a simple favor. The handsome man he rescued was rich, incredibly rich. He was also grateful to Tao Xiaofeng, his lifesaver, and was willing to do anything for him. He was generous to a fault and took care of every little thing... Everyone said Tao Xiaofeng must have done good deeds in a past life, and that his ancestors’ graves were smoking. Even Tao Xiaofeng believed it. Until one day, he accidentally saw the name the man used to go by. This man was responsible for all the tragedies in his past! You bastard. I’ll destroy you! - He Yan has spent ten whole years searching for someone, combing through remote mountain villages and finally reaching a city of tens of millions. He began searching when he was nineteen, and found that person when they were nineteen. The day they meet again, He Yan stares at his earlobe for a long time. There used to be a mole there. Ten years ago, He Yan pointed to that mole and claimed he was his long-lost younger brother. Now he’s had the mole removed. He Yan knows the man hates him. Coming soon: Your Majesty, You Transmigrated Here Too! “Assistant Lin came back from delivering documents to the boss with back pain again!” “He was delivering documents for an hour, but everyone knows the boss only needs two seconds to sign them!” Person No. 1: Fun fact, an hour isn’t nearly long enough for what you’re thinking. Person No. 2: Not-so-fun fact, my back really does hurt. It hurts all the time! “Did anyone even say what they were doing?” “Hahaha, you’re protesting way too much!” “And Assistant Lin only gets back pain after every meeting with the boss!” Person No. 1: ... Person No. 2: ?? Lin Rong has a lot he can’t say about the matter. He transmigrated into a book for no apparent reason and ended up with a stupid System. To get the plot back on track, he has to correct a few little flaws in his boss. Whenever the boss wants to do something bad, Lin Rong gets back pain. Even more infuriating, the boss has transmigrated into the book too, and he came from ancient times! This once all-powerful darling of heaven from another era is now a walking criminal in modern society! The driver is late, and he wants to have him executed. A rival steals a contract, and he wants to hire an assassin. Even when he disagrees with his own brother, he wants to have him killed! Lin Rong: ...System, you call these little flaws? And that’s not all. This tyrant is naturally suspicious and never gives him a chance to offer advice! Lin Rong knows the tyrant’s history by heart, so he steels himself and approaches him. “Your Majesty, you’ve transmigrated here too? I’m one of your trusted aides!” Tyrant: “You’re... Little Lin?” Lin Rong: ...“That’s me.” (The top doesn’t break the law!! The top and bottom are devoted to each other, body and soul, 1v1.) Theme: It’s never too late to work hard