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You found a pixel style farming simulation game APP
At the beginning, the green onion villain is drawn, a genius scientist, but the power is E
He doesn't speak human language and stays in the laboratory doing experiments every day. He seems to treat you as a savage who can't speak...
Seeing this, you looked at the setting of the game that requires stickers to restore physical strength, and smiled evilly.
Post like crazy! Run around holding the game figure every day! Take off his underwear to activate the sacrifice system!
Because you are in retarded mode, you can do all kinds of crazy things with peace of mind, inspiring you to be a free and happy savage in the Stone Age!
Once you go out, you meet more villains, successfully open a new map, and the persecution never stops!
Just when you thought you could easily clear the game just by teasing NPCs, exploring new maps, and completing dungeons every day.
At this time, you suddenly traveled through the Stone Age! The customer service also insists that it will be upgraded to an open world with a high degree of freedom.
You: No! I don't want to live in the Stone Age at all!
You want to pursue happiness, but you quickly accept it, continue to persecute NPCs, try to clear the game, and return to the real world with rewards.
However, after having face-to-face contact with NPCs, I found that they looked at you strangely, and the degree of your acknowledgment seemed to have increased unknowingly...
NPCs' perspectives:
A savage with infinite strength and a worrisome IQ, who falls asleep regardless of the situation. He has no sense of proportion. He will be beaten if he doesn't give him a stick. He can't understand people and can't speak.
... Wait a minute, it turns out you can talk, seems to be wise?
But why is it only half open? Just stay away from those guys and stay by my side!
————[Must-see Demining]————
① Plot proportion: 40% funny complaints + 35% ambiguous Otome + 15% fourth natural disaster + 10% farming
② It's a game article, but it's not a cool article about killing monsters and upgrading. It focuses on funny plots and Mary Sue Otome's ambiguous relationships with NPCs! All for fun!
③Team pet stickers, single arrows for all members, each with extras
④Second person, the protagonist has infinite power and zero IQ, Chaotic Neutral is a god, to be honest
⑤The plot is slow, there are many emotional dramas, and there are a lot of cold humor and complaints. If you don't like the radio, please leave in time!
➭Irregular corrections and bug catching are prohibited
➭I'm very busy now and don't have a full-time job, so I don't read comments very much.
➭Refuse writing guidance, the writing style will jump out of the air, don't embarrass yourself if you can't adapt to it
Intention: Feel nature freely and happily
Reader comments
Xuanbao [crying] [crying], when will you come back?
The completion of this book was all thanks to Xue Luo's love brain. I personally felt that Yurao's character design in the early stage was pretty good, but in the later stages it became increasingly difficult to understand. It felt like the character design was neither good nor bad. I have to thank Xue Luo's love brain (`?ω??)
Hum hum hum, admit it, Huan, you have fallen hopelessly in love with April, there is no point in speaking harshly.
Phantom actually had cg earlier than Yukyo——————
Happy ending
As beautiful as a fairy tale
Alas, just do it, Chen Duo [holding his chin] Song Niu, please leave quickly! ! (I can't help it. This title is so cute. It was Beet who came up with Camel Duozi and Song Niu!)
My baby really likes this article. Please come and read it. I hope you won't give up🥹If you occasionally think of it, just continue their story.
Very well written! ! Looks super cool! ! Parents love each other greatly! !
Firefly cg [Come on]
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
刷第二遍了[狗头]
After drinking this bottle of nutrient solution, I will fight Thirty Thousand Three again tomorrow!
With a wave of his hand, there were a bunch of landmines. Chirp~~~~~bang! A landmine hit the author's backstage!
Finished spreading flowers! It's very fun to watch, the young couple will always be 99, and everyone will always be happy [Glasses]
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
The young couple will be happy for a long time!
If there is a good article, I will never forget it. I will drink nutrient solution vigorously and become frivolous about it.
I was so scared that I almost thought I was on the wrong side. I was so scared that I went to Baidu to check who was attacking and who was suffering [scared]
Wei Er and Xiao Qing are a good match.
This is your nutritional solution, take it now~
I voted for the author's "nourishing nutrient solution". Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
你一瓶,我一瓶,作者大大来霸屏~
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
Has it been updated today? More. Is the nutrient solution watered? Watered.
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!
[Come on]
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
Xuanbao [crying] [crying], when will you come back?
The completion of this book was all thanks to Xue Luo's love brain. I personally felt that Yurao's character design in the early stage was pretty good, but in the later stages it became increasingly difficult to understand. It felt like the character design was neither good nor bad. I have to thank Xue Luo's love brain (`?ω??)
Hum hum hum, admit it, Huan, you have fallen hopelessly in love with April, there is no point in speaking harshly.
Phantom actually had cg earlier than Yukyo——————
Happy ending As beautiful as a fairy tale
Alas, just do it, Chen Duo [holding his chin] Song Niu, please leave quickly! ! (I can't help it. This title is so cute. It was Beet who came up with Camel Duozi and Song Niu!)
My baby really likes this article. Please come and read it. I hope you won't give up🥹If you occasionally think of it, just continue their story.
Very well written! ! Looks super cool! ! Parents love each other greatly! !
Firefly cg [Come on]
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
刷第二遍了[狗头]
After drinking this bottle of nutrient solution, I will fight Thirty Thousand Three again tomorrow!
With a wave of his hand, there were a bunch of landmines. Chirp~~~~~bang! A landmine hit the author's backstage!
Finished spreading flowers! It's very fun to watch, the young couple will always be 99, and everyone will always be happy [Glasses]
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
The young couple will be happy for a long time!
If there is a good article, I will never forget it. I will drink nutrient solution vigorously and become frivolous about it.
I was so scared that I almost thought I was on the wrong side. I was so scared that I went to Baidu to check who was attacking and who was suffering [scared]
Wei Er and Xiao Qing are a good match.
This is your nutritional solution, take it now~
I voted for the author's "nourishing nutrient solution". Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
你一瓶,我一瓶,作者大大来霸屏~
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
Has it been updated today? More. Is the nutrient solution watered? Watered.
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!
[Come on]
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
Pay attention, your nutrient solution is here~
Nutrient solution is here~wait for updates~