Stone Age Pixel Farming App

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You click into a pixel-art simulation game app.

From the start, you draw a little green onion person: a genius scientist, but with E-rank strength.

Their speech is overloaded with scientific jargon, and they seem like a mad experimenter. They think you are a mute savage.

In the game, cuddling restores stamina. To survive natural disasters, you need to build houses and farm.

Damn it! I never have enough stamina!

Since you’re a savage, then...

Cuddle NPCs like crazy, carry them around, pretend you can’t understand them and refuse to learn, and strip off an NPC’s underwear to complete a sacrifice!

With your brain in idiot mode, you carry out all sorts of outrageous antics with a clear conscience.

Your dream is to be the freest and happiest savage in the Stone Age!

Advance the main story, explore the map, torment NPCs, clear dungeons...

Just as you’re about to get your money’s worth out of the game, you suddenly transmigrate to the Stone Age!

The game’s customer service stubbornly insists it’s just an upgraded game, but why is it now an open world with such a high degree of freedom?

Luckily, your intelligence is zero, so you accept it in no time,

and try to clear the game and take the rewards back to the real world.

It’s just that... the NPCs seem to have gotten awfully strange.

The line between you and them keeps getting blurrier, and the physical contact is getting more and more clingy...

The NPCs

At first: There’s a green-haired person around who’s immensely strong but not too bright. They can’t talk, love playing pranks, have no sense of personal space, and are always getting handsy. How should I deal with them?

Later: What? So you can talk, but you’re still kind of silly. That’s fine. Stay by my side and I’ll take good care of you. Also, don’t talk to anyone else!

Story progress:

1. The green onion caretaker and the green-haired beagle’s wilderness survival (Starter Village) ✔

2. Playing around away from home leads to divine miracles and punishment (Stone God Village) ✔

3. The new caretaker, the old caretaker, and the cow cat (Si Empire) ✔

4. After arriving in another world, the beagle starts to take human form (Transmigration Arc) ✔

5. The young master, the butler, and a new breed of dogfish (Mermaid Arc) ✔

...Look forward to more stories

[Important Content Warnings]

☆Story balance: comedy and snark 40% + romantic flirtation 35% + player-as-disaster 15% + farming 10%

☆Writing style: A mix of second and third person, with lots of flashbacks and flash-forwards. The viewpoint may suddenly shift, and the dry humor may or may not work for you. The story can feel quite jumpy.

☆What to expect: This is not a power-fantasy story about fighting monsters and leveling up. It focuses on comedy and romantic, Mary Sue-style flirtation. The plot is slow to warm up, with lots of romance and dry humor. If it’s not your wavelength, please feel free to leave!

☆Pairings: Everyone dotes on the protagonist and wants to cuddle them; everyone has an unrequited crush. Each character gets an extra ending story.

☆Protagonist: Incredibly strong, zero intelligence, chaotic neutral, and a genuine oddball. Seriously.

➭ I revise the story occasionally. No need to point out typos, and I’m not responsible for pirated copies.

➭ I’m busy with real life and am not a full-time author. Subscribing is support; please leave the comments to legitimate readers.

➭ Please don’t give me writing advice. The style is all over the place, so don’t force yourself to adapt if it doesn’t work for you.

Theme: Freely and joyfully experiencing nature as it truly is