The Kitten Wants to Destroy the Earth!!

Enola is from Planet Seta. From the moment she was born, she was entrusted with an important mission: destroy Earth!

However, something went wrong during her transmission to Earth, and she accidentally ended up inhabiting a stray cat.

Cats are such weak creatures! Not only does she have to deal with natural dangers, she also has to watch out for those despicable humans!

Enola tries to contact her home planet, but the signal keeps getting blocked, and she can't get through.

Damn it! Fine, then. With her brilliant brain, she refuses to believe that a tiny cat can't destroy Earth!

While drawing up a series of plans to destroy Earth in her mind, Enola is lifted by the scruff of her neck by the mighty hand of fate.

The human man looks at her with utter disgust. "You stink..."

Enola struggles desperately, cursing him out in her mind.

Her efforts come to nothing, and the man tosses her into the trunk. Not only that, he even throws her into water and rubs her body all over.

Despicable human! She'll make him the first victim in her plan to destroy Earth!

The chances of a kitten killing someone are slim, but they're never zero.

She plans to wait until the man is asleep, pick up that fruit knife in her mouth, and stab it through his throat!

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At night, Ming Zhou hears the kitten he found outside scratching at the door and meowing loudly. The noise keeps him from sleeping.

"You're so noisy." He opens the door, lets the cat in, and falls asleep again with it in his arms.

It works perfectly. The kitten stays quiet all night.

So cats are clingy creatures after all?

Ming Zhou doesn't know. This is his first time around a cat, too.

He's heard that cats are aloof, but the one he found is different. It often charges at him, making a racket, and seems very affectionate.

But when he holds it in his arms, it gets especially quiet, even stiffening its tail.

Ming Zhou had planned to give the cat away, but after a moment's hesitation, he decides to keep it.

Little does he know that he's brushed past the Grim Reaper many times (or so Enola thinks).

The elders on her home planet say that Earthlings are an evil species: selfish, nasty, and irritable, especially the men.

Enola thinks so too (munch munch, eating dried fish). That human male often throws her into water, and he's always touching her **. What an awful attitude!

(Lick lick lick, drinking goat's milk.) He doesn't have a girlfriend, so he wants her to lose her reproductive system! So selfish!

(Pat pat pat, kneading.) So, after she's finished sharpening her claws on his chest, she'll still have to kill him and destroy Earth!

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At last, poor Enola manages to contact her home planet.

Her home planet sends her a human body to inhabit.

The coordinates and timing are wrong. Wait a second, she's still in that human man's arms!

"Thud!"

Half-asleep, Ming Zhou suddenly senses that something feels different in his arms.

The fluffy fur is gone, replaced by a soft, smooth touch like human skin. As soon as he opens his eyes, he meets a pair of familiar, glistening eyes.

Except they're human eyes.

Thesis: Face everything with a positive attitude, no matter what happens.