[Western Crossover] An Eastern Little Witch's Everyday Romance With Damian

Wuyun's dad is a formidable sword cultivator, his mom is an all-around weapon cultivator, and he's a rogue cultivator!

He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, otherwise known as someone who loses interest after three minutes.

Lately, he's been obsessed with spreading Eastern potioncraft in America, and calls himself an "Eastern wizard". Wizard, as in witchcraft and voodoo.

For example, using flesh of the age tree to cure illnesses, cinnabar as an offensive potion, ambergris as a hallucinogenic potion, and forget-me-not... and so on.

Gotham City is great. You can randomly pick a lucky audience member at night to test your potions on, and they'll all be criminals.

Of course, if he provokes someone he shouldn't, he'll have to escape with the life-saving talisman his mom gave him, or cry out for his parents to come save him.

But so far, that has only happened twice! (Proud)

One was a giant bat, and the other was a huge pervert with a face covered in cheap greasepaint, grinning away!

Recently, Wuyun's had a problem. His boyfriend Damian, whom he met on a dating app and later discovered was a student at the same school...

wants to try his weird potions too!

His boyfriend's only five foot three and not even as tall as him. What if he drinks one and falls into an endless sleep?!

But if he refuses, Damian will appear out of the shadows like a cockroach and stare at him, all gloomy and ominous.

At this point, Wuyun has no choice but to mix a growth potion into a lovingly prepared lunch for him!

Some time later, the big Bat sees the youngest Robin at home.

Stare

Bruce: Damian, have you...

Damian's inner monologue: Gotten taller?

Bruce: Gotten fatter?

Damian: ?

The second problem:

Honestly, Wuyun only started dating Damian because he'd never been in a relationship before and thought it would be fun. But Damian took the relationship completely seriously and treated every date with great care. He'd even started imagining how they'd get married and what their wedding would be like!

After failing N times to break up with him using excuses like "You know, we're both black-haired and green-eyed. People might think we're twins instead of a couple..." and "I heard Batman has a thing for little boys with black hair and green eyes. What if he catches us on a date..."

Wuyun steeled himself and gave Damian a potion to make him forget his love.

But by accident, it awakened the "second personality" inside him!

This second personality was terrifying: unreasonable, obsessive and arrogant, cold and selfish, with a frightening obsession with prying into private matters. If Wuyun said even one extra word to someone else, he'd be "punished" for it.

When Damian's first personality finally returned, Wuyun wrapped his arms around his waist and trembled. "N-no, let's not break up. Let's stay together forever, Damian!"

Damian, who claimed not to remember anything from before, let the corner of his mouth curl up ever so slightly.

As if his plan had worked.

Several years later...

Wuyun: Hold on, nobody told me Damian would grow to be almost six foot seven!

And nobody told me Damian was the biological son of the big Bat I'd blown up with a life-saving talisman and spread rumors about several times, Gotham's fifth Robin, and the heir to the League of Assassins!

This guy just listened while I badmouthed his dad, and even his whole family stayed quiet and smiled! How devious!

Damian: Great. Now I'll have two more people to back me up when I call the family to help me fight.

Wuyun: TT

Damian: Are you copying my catchphrase?

Wuyun: I'm crying, idiot!

1. A sweet, silly romance about their everyday life. It's not long.

2. Reverse-order Damian is just pretending.

3. There's not much plot, just romance.

Theme: Have the courage to pursue true love