Stories About People Who Are Absurd and Unhinged 喜欢抽象发疯的

1 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted 84kReads9.6Score11.9kShelves

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The first one is a comedy novel + entertainment industry + an innocent male protagonist, and the heroine's mental state is very beautiful; the second one is a heroine who transforms into a sadistic novel and dumps her scumbag ex.

3 癫 Crazy Couple Showering Each Other with Sugar! This Dating Show Is a Blast! 癫公撒糖！就这个恋综爽！ Delicious Crab Pot Stick美味蟹煲棒391k WordsCompleted 8.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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If you want two male protagonists, read the first one, and if you want a romance, I recommend the second one.

5 直 Livestream Variety Show: Sibling Showdown with My Own Brother 直播综艺：和亲哥上演对抗路兄妹 Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.5kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves

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This article really gets more and more interesting the more I read it! The heroine has a sense of relaxation + an all-around buff, and she and her brother make me laugh out loud. The interactions in the variety show are heartwarming and fun~ The key is that the two male protagonists are so entangled: Wanzhou puppy is so sincere and enthusiastic that it breaks my heart, and the uncle's attention to detail (secretly preparing the heroine's favorite food, rushing forward in danger) directly made me cry. In the previous life, when he watched the heroine and her nephew get engaged, it really hurt me! Even the Lin and Lu siblings, who were disliked in the early stage, became more and more three-dimensional in writing, and their bad writing became more and more vital. In the later period, the author's writing became more and more stable, and the whole article was fresh and lively.

6 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing 22kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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The junior sister's earthy love words are really fatal, you must read it! Highly recommended! ! !

7 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted 15.3kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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Tweet of the first book "Desert Island Variety Show I Become the King, Top Wild Boar Is Your Strongest" Before the variety show started, the whole Internet was waiting to see my joke. As a famous black and red vase in the entertainment industry, I was thrust into this wilderness survival variety show, obviously to serve as a foil for the top and powerful. The program team even "thoughtfully" prepared a script for me. On the third day after landing on the island, a hungry top soldier asked me in a low voice: "Well... Is there any left of the snake you killed yesterday?" I gnawed on the roasted snake meat and pointed to the distance: "If you want to eat it, kill it yourself. By the way, you stepped on my trap and triggered the mechanism." When the top soldier screamed and ran away, I was aiming at the coconut on the tree with a homemade bow and arrow. The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded: [Wait a minute, did she just shoot through three coconuts with one arrow? ] [With this skill, I would believe it if you said she was a retired special forces soldier! ] [Help, she is actually teaching wilderness survival experts how to identify edible fungi! ] Halfway through the program, the deserted island became my personal show. The movie star who used to look down upon me is now following me eagerly every day, begging to be taken away. And the "ferocious wild boar" that the show crew brought in to create a buzz was lying docilely at my feet, letting me scratch my belly. Until one day, I found a line of footprints on the beach that did not belong to any guest. As night fell, a strange voice whispered in my ear: "I finally found you, the most precious prey in the hunting ground." I put the dagger against the other person's throat with my backhand, and responded with a smile: "Is it possible that you are the prey that broke into my territory?" "I am the King of Desert Island Variety Show, Top Wild Boar Is Your Strongest" is being serialized exclusively by Tomato Novel. Click here to witness how Black Vase counterattacks and becomes the Queen of Desert Island, and reveals the shocking secrets hidden behind the variety show! The second Tomato novel "Identity can be stolen, but what about my mental illness?" Tweet: When I woke up, I became the fake daughter despised by the entire Internet. The real daughter came back with the system, took away my identity, family, and fiancé, and smiled and whispered in my ear: "Your life is mine now." I looked at her glamorous back and asked the system softly: "Then my severe bipolar disorder, delusions of persecution, and intermittent dissociation... Can I also package them together and send them to her?" The system was silent for three seconds: [... Theoretically, binding an identity means binding all states. ] I laughed. That night, the real daughter suddenly burst into laughter at a charity dinner and smashed an antique vase worth tens of millions. The next day, she screamed into the air, "Someone is trying to kill me," and tore her haute couture gown in public. A week later, she suddenly changed her personality during the signing ceremony and said to the camera in my tone: "Is this stolen life fun?" The entire Internet was in an uproar. My family, who had abandoned me like a pair of shoes, began to have sleepless nights. My fiancé looked at the real daughter who was going crazy day by day, and vaguely thought of my quiet smile. They finally knocked on the door of my psychiatric hospital ward, begging me with red eyes to go back. Through the bars, I touched the scar on my wrist and asked gently: "But the doctor said I'm very ill." "How about you come in and live with me?" "Identity can be stolen, but what about my mental illness?" " Is being serialized exclusively on Tomato Novels. Watch how the "crazy heroine" uses her pathology to fight back against predators. When harm becomes a weapon, who is the real winner? Two books, one with a heroine who is epileptic and one with all of them being epileptic.

8 发 Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈，颠颠的，很安心 Pomelo Planet柚子星球Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 48.8kReads9.5Score7.4kShelves

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These two novels about abstract and crazy literature are super beautiful. The plot is very compact and the author's words are also very good. I really like this kind of writing

9 地 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦 The Fishpond Owner Likes Fishing鱼塘主要钓鱼Ancient Romance662k WordsCompleted 35.5kReads9.0Score4.2kShelves

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[Love] I really like watching it

17 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 50.9kReads9.5Score8.7kShelves

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These three books are quite abstract, especially the first and last one, and they are all finished so you can read them with confidence.

18 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted 124.5kReads9.6Score14kShelves

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It's super beautiful, abstract and interesting, and it doesn't cause internal friction when you go crazy. Let's take a look.

19 穿 I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监，靠沙雕被天下争抢 Su Qing素青Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 13.5kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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Oh my god, these two books are so good. I can really close my eyes and look at my god [send my heart][send my heart][send my heart]

21 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted 91.8kReads9.4Score16.5kShelves

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① Others competed for the C position, but she invested in stage props. The live interview was dug up, and she turned against Amway's competing products. Black fans scolded her for "only adding to the trouble." ② She really taught the wild boar how to survive by chasing other guests. I held a social cow party in the wilderness and dressed up as a female supporting actress in a variety show. The heroine decided to go beyond abstraction to name the wild boar and select the "top player in the wilderness" Using shells and vines to present the "Stingiest Program Award" to the directing team ③ The heroine thanked the cactus she raised at the award ceremony The hero used business warfare thinking to plan "How to make the heroine look at me more" The villain broke his defense because the heroine did not write him in the diary ④ When the author penetrated into the sadistic article he wrote and started to change the plot with the devil in his mind, he did not know that the villain could hear her voice. She thought: "This fight scene would be more cool if it was added with a tornado kick." Villain scene (suddenly starts spinning) Original male protagonist "? I am the protagonist, right?"

22 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 250.1kReads9.6Score26.5kShelves

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If you want to have more fun in life, just start reading. Both the characters and the plots of these two books are very funny and very abstract. They can let you know how useful it is to go crazy in the abstract!

23 阴 Don’t Turn Evil, Gloomy Male Lead, Your Strong One Is Here 阴郁男主别黑化，你的强来了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted 33.6kReads9.5Score5kShelves

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The heroine in the first part is really funny, hahahaha, and in the second part I can't stop laughing either.

24 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted 7.5kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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This hilarious and crazy book made me laugh until my neighbor knocked on the door! It doesn't make much sense, it's all ridiculous laughs + crazy scenes, fish out of the way / turn two pages before going to bed, emo is gone in seconds. Hurry up, happiness and madness wait for no one!

28 末 The Doomsday Supplier Who Makes You Pay Up 末日供货商，专治不买账 Yin Xin Er Yi因心二一Sci-Fi & Apocalypse470k WordsCompleted 3.1kReads8.8Score442Shelves

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Who in the family understands? The apocalypse is coming, others start with a knife, and I start with a... Rice roll zombie? 🫢Customer Yan Han (collapsed version): "Old girl! My life is hanging by a thread, why are you showing me this? This thing will fall apart when the wind blows, and it also has a built-in sweeping function (referring to the intestines)!" What can I, the conscientious supplier of doomsday, do? He could only show a professional fake smile: "Dear, listen to my quibbles! The main theme of this 'Fragile' series is a contrasting cuteness! No pollution, zero complaints, long-lasting battery life (in the physical sense), and also comes with special skills that you can't expect~" Yan Han: "I don't want surprises! I just want to live!!" "Try it, dear, seven days for no reason... Wait, it seems that there is no such thing as 'seven days'? No returns or exchanges! 😊" The next second, the zombie bodyguard knelt down and took out the enemy leader's... Hemorrhoid ointment with his bare hands? Yan Han: "...6." # Doomsday Supplier #Abstract Literature #Who dares to ask for this after-sales service #My bodyguard is rice roll #MENTAL STATE Ahead of Doomsday Version #No CP

29 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted 43kReads9.5Score6kShelves

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This is good, this is good

32 真 The Real Heiress Drops the Act! The Unhinged Girl Offends the Whole World! 真千金不装了！疯批得罪全世界！ Endless Sky长空万里Modern Romance2.2M WordsCompleted 61.1kReads9.4Score8.3kShelves

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The heroine is super crazy, she can't stand a little grievance, and she will fuck anyone who doesn't like it! And the backstage at home is very hard, the kind that the whole family protects! It's so cool!

33 皇 The Emperor Teaches Me to Take Down Green-Tea Schemes, but This Couch Potato Just Wants a Secret Manual 皇上教我撕绿茶，咸鱼只想找秘籍 Crumbling Blossom Pastry残花酥Ancient Romance161k WordsCompleted 134Reads—Score—Shelves

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You can't see it from the front, the ending is very unexpected

34 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Accidentally Toppled the Villain Couple’s Jealousy Jar 穿书后随手把反派cp的醋缸掀翻 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 80kReads9.1Score16.4kShelves

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Lighthearted and funny articles

36 沈 Mr. Shen, Your Little Nanny Went Off to Argue with Someone Again 沈先生，你家小保姆又去怼人了 Song Fan宋饭Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted 28.5kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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This is really abstract. The relationship between the male protagonist and the female protagonist is really beautiful. I felt like crying when I saw one part, but I laughed out loud the next second.

37 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted 361.4kReads9.6Score41.7kShelves

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The heroine is very abstract and funny. She goes crazy online. Each trick is better than the last. Everyone is eager to get excited, but she opens the book and starts learning on the spot. Her acting skills are also online. She is super cute and funny. You will definitely want to read more after reading it. She can't stop at all, and there are so many chapters.

38 老 My Husband Is a Rich Man in a Vegetative State, and This Heiress Is Thrilled 老公是有钱植物人，豪门寡妇狂喜 Wei Chujiu卫初九Modern Romance537k WordsCompleted 6.4kReads8.9Score832Shelves

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It's a bit eccentric and very funny, but the male lead's role is less and more when he wakes up later, but it's still good to watch.

39 全 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批，我穿成了养崽文对照组 Frost Pavilion寒霜榭Modern Romance932k WordsCompleted 30.6kReads8.6Score3.6kShelves

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This book is both crazy and funny. The heroine's family is a bit crazy, but it doesn't stop her from being funny.

40 没 What's the Point of Cultivating Immortality Without Money? 没钱修什么仙？ Hehe Dao和和道11k WordsCompleted 2.6kReads9.1Score104Shelves

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Do you still have to pay off the mortgage if you want to become an immortal? This article directly turns the world of cultivation into a financial battlefield! Zhang Yu, a poor boy with a huge debt of 700,000, counterattacked by using the "loan to build a foundation and use medicine to practice". He used the high school holy body to absorb the campus resentment and practice martial arts, and he worked part-time in an advertisement to repay the loan. The plot made him laugh so hard. On the surface it is an absurd cultivating immortality, but in reality it is a satire on involution and capital routines. The survival wisdom of the poor is played out. After reading it, I just want to say "I am convinced by this wave of counter-routines"!

41 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted 369.5kReads9.5Score43.3kShelves

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This book is really crazy and the author has a lot of imagination. And the subject matter is bold enough, making it a novel suitable for staying up late to read. Recommend.

42 穿 I Became the Fake Heiress, but I Just Want to Go Back to the Corner Shop 穿成假千金，我只想回去小卖部 Huang Mingwan皇明晚Modern Romance723k WordsCompleted 7kReads9.1Score680Shelves

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These three books are really, really, really recommended by me! ! You'll laugh so hard, these three books are all so exciting. If you want to read relaxing➕abstract➕crazy➕funny, these three books are undoubtedly the best choices! !

43 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted 352.9kReads9.7Score39.5kShelves

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Tomato abstract masterpiece! In the era of spiritual recovery, Jiangnan, who runs a street stall, is bound to the most powerful system, selling powerful potions to bosses, using social death suonas to let villains dig out three rooms and a living room, and even setting up a street stall in the Palace of Hell. It has 8.83 Million words and is still being read by 750,000 people many years after it was completed. The density of laughs is comparable to that of a machine gun. There are fireworks hidden in the hot-blooded adventure. The more you read, the more you get addicted!

44 抽 Absurd Tags: The Whole Universe Ships Us 抽象词条：全宇宙都在磕我们CP All Arts Can Be Broken万法皆破Eastern Fantasy132k WordsCompleted 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Underworld system + live broadcast + fantasy imagination! The protagonist travels around the world with an abstract system. Everywhere he goes, there is a lot of chaos. Even the gods have to accompany him to new treasure islands. The setting of the whole universe is ridiculous and fun to watch, the plot is so free, and the plot is so dense that you can't catch it. Baozi, who likes imaginative writing, closes his eyes and rushes!

45 系 The System Is Absurd, But So Am I 系统很抽象，还好我也是 Hehe Dao和和道11k WordsCompleted 4.2kReads9.1Score—Shelves

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Have you ever seen the most outrageous system? Use milk tea pearls to set up a spirit gathering array, recruit a delivery boy as a guardian, and transform a milk tea shop into a crash course in cultivating immortals. The protagonist's operations are always on the verge of outrageous testing! Modern life and cultivating immortals are seamlessly connected, and the mission contrast is overwhelming. Each chapter has amazing operations that make people amazed. It can be called the cultivating immortal version of "Wulin Gaiden", and it is easy to decompress and get addicted!

46 穿 Reborn as a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress, I Became Famous on a Dating Show 穿成炮灰女配后我靠恋综爆红 Koi Fish锦鲤鱼Modern Romance334k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads8.2Score107Shelves

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The Crazy Daughter's Love Drama Counterattack: She's been criticized all over the internet, and her sweet pet wins. She's become cannon fodder for all the 18th-line black love dramas on the Internet. Wen Sangyu doesn't follow the routine of whitewashing, and focuses on the Crazy Patch physique of "obeying yourself and making things difficult for others". He kicks the narcissistic male protagonist and rips the white lotus female protagonist apart, creating equal opportunities for all enemies. He abruptly turns the sweet romance into a Shura field, and angrily accuses the crying original protagonist of "crying away his blessings." The aura is full of excitement. The director wanted to bring back the painting style, so she just tore off the wheel with her bare hands and said, "It's really a slap in the face", which made the fans speechless. With her courage to fight and fight, she made a comeback in the entertainment industry and gained countless fans. She unexpectedly unlocked the identity of the real daughter of a billionaire family, and was even shown her love in wedding photos by the prince of the Beijing circle. She went from being a cannon fodder on the Internet to being a top-notch sweet heroine. The whole process was crazy and fun!

47 冒 Passing Myself Off as a Langya Native 冒姓琅琊 Eastern Zhou Young Master Nan东周公子南Historical1.5M WordsOngoing 543.7kReads9.7Score57.4kShelves

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Write academic research into abstract online articles! The author uses a "historical scalpel" to restore the style of the Southern Qi Dynasty. The annotations include phonological phonetic symbols and quotes from historical monographs, but he is able to write an unpopular history that is both absurd and easy to read. The protagonist pretends to be the Wang family of Langya in a survival game, with details such as the meal sharing system and willow branches for brushing teeth. It is full of knowledge and fun, and you can also follow the plot to visit Nanjing's historical sites. It is abstract and deep!