The Emperor Teaches Me to Take Down Green-Tea Schemes, but This Couch Potato Just Wants a Secret Manual

[Overpowered, theatrical heroine × scheming, deceptively sweet, love-struck emperor]

Hilarious comedy + unconventional palace intrigue + martial arts + indulgent romance

Neither lead is sexually inexperienced. This is not serious political scheming. The heroine is fiercely career-minded, the hero gives her live lessons in palace intrigue, and later he wildly convinces himself that she likes him.

Feng Luxia enters the palace for one reason only: to get her hands on a copy of The Ultimate Manual. Instead, she becomes the lowest-ranking concubine in the harem.

On her very first day, she catches two consorts meeting in secret, only for the emperor himself to teach her how to take down a fake sweet girl!

The aloof Zhaoyi is publicly humiliated, and the hypocritical beauty is sent to the Cold Palace.

But somehow, she’s the one who saves the emperor, exposes the affair, and gets mistaken for his bodyguard!

“I just want to find the manual. Please don’t bother me~”

Wei Minsheng believes all women are nothing but skeletons in rouge, keeping his distance from the harem and shunning romance, until he meets this silly girl.

She looks for the manual in the imperial study and manages to get poisoned right in front of him.

He watches her blunder again and again, cleaning up her messes every time.

He complains that she’s a nuisance, yet gradually grows used to taking her side.

“Without me, that girl probably wouldn’t last two days.”

Then one night, he climbs over the wall into the Cold Palace and begs her through gritted teeth:

“Teach me martial arts. I want to kill that Cao fellow with my own hands!”

Feng Luxia: “I don’t take students. I don’t teach.”

He simply undoes his belt. “I’ll use myself as your tuition!”