Absurd Tags: The Whole Universe Ships Us

Note: The plot is extremely chaotic! Readers in a stable state of mind should stay away! But if you insist on reading, start with Volume Four. Pure unhinged nonsense, absurdist, one heroine, slice of life... probably? P.S. We’re all about true love! While the Blue Star Martial Arts Association was still comparing blood and qi levels, Yun Yi’s cultivation methods had already transcended dimensions. While others trained hard in martial arts, he used [Chicken Soup’s Here] to curse his opponents with explosive diarrhea. While others revered the gods, he used [Back, Back, Back] to summon the phantom of a middle-aged woman yelling insults. While others fought over secret realms, he moonlighted in the Underworld to earn ghost coins, and even got together with the two-form King Yanluo! “Ding! You have been chosen as the Host of the Abstract Underworld System. Please claim your starter pack: Snow Leopard, Shut Up!” Forced to sign an employment contract with the Underworld, Yun Yi wielded a social-security sickle in his left hand and a bubble tea made with Meng Po’s soup in his right. He went on a rampage in the universe’s livestream: Beat up martial arts prodigies? Just boosting his boss Yanluo’s performance numbers. Expose a plutocrat’s conspiracy? Just paving the way for the Zu’an civilization of the Flame Emperor. Even when the Heavenly Dao’s mainframe unleashed its 404 divine punishment, he fired back with a barrage of comments: “Getting desperate? Your account’s gone!” As viewers across the universe shipped the Underworld couple, Yun Yi was pinned against the bridge of the Zu’an by the mature beauty King Yanluo. “Temp worker, are you signing the permanent contract? Annual salary of fifty billion ghost coins, plus photos in white stockings!” “High martial arts? Rules? In the face of absurdity, even the gods have to dance to New Treasure Island!”