Funny Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Bed 搞笑 笑到捶床
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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- 2 She's Going Crazy, He's Going Wild, and Their Dating Show Is Overflowing with Sweet Moments 她发疯,他发癫,恋综撒糖磕到爆 [Entertainment Industry + Dating Show + Everyone's Favorite + Face-Slapping + Memes + Family Regret] [Genius Actress with Character Flaws vs. Rich Playboy with a Perpetual Smile] Chen Xi is the real daughter and villainess in a domineering CEO romance, where she is the pampered wife. In the original story, the fake heiress is gentle, kind, and well-educated, while the real heiress is a country bumpkin, dull-witted, and notorious for all the wrong reasons. After an unexpected awakening, Chen Xi q 1.1kReads8.8Score184Shelves
- 3 I'm an Underworld Employee, Saving the Sect with Memes 我,冥府打工人,靠沙雕拯救宗门 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 119Reads8.7Score—Shelves
- 4 Hauling Bricks in Showbiz by Day, Taking Online Fortune-Telling Clients by Night 白天娱乐圈搬砖,晚上搞玄学在线接单 [Powerhouse transmigrates into a book + occult arts + gossip + satisfying face-slapping + unhinged antics + livestreaming + family regrets + absolutely no forgiveness] Wen Li ascended to immortality one moment, then was forced to transmigrate into a book the next. After nearly being kidnapped and sold, she was pressured by her fiancé and family to forgive the traffickers. All because the traffickers were the fake heiress’s parents? Wen Li went berserk on the spot and gave them a good, literal fa 8.5kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
- 5 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功,先发疯,恋综我最癫! [Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo 11kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
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The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠,逃命成为天下第一
The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven
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- 7 Fight If You Can Win, Die If You Can’t 打得过就打,打不过就死 Livestreaming variety show + haunted + uncovering hidden truths + no romance Extremely devoted little-sister fanatic! The heroine has incredible combat prowess. The stronger her opponent, the stronger she gets. Her combat power has no ceiling. She survived sixteen years in a zombie apocalypse. From the moment she became conscious, she knew she couldn't die. At last... she died, but not quite. Her soul went straight back into her own body. But she didn't want to live anymore. She just wanted to k 411Reads8.5Score159Shelves
- 8 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃:女总裁的“带球跑” The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—Shelves
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Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派:开局,我绑架了女主!
[Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story
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- 11 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村,一不小心带火整个村子 The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗?
Did my husband die today?
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- 13 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂?我妈逆袭翻红! My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 14 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了,不是死了 The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
- 15 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来,转头扎进保安岗 Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job 63Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人,误闯富人赛道 A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 68Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁,是个笑话精,专克老公桃花
My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay
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- 18 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
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The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我,全员发疯
The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad
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- 20 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住,麻了,创飞你们
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r
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- 23 After I Married the Jerk into a Rich Family, His Whole Family Regretted It 将渣男送进豪门后,他全家后悔了 After I married the scumbag off to a wealthy family, his whole family regretted it. 7.8kReads—Score146Shelves
- 24 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score248Shelves
- 25 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Had Me Committed to a Mental Hospital 表姐考上哈佛大学,将我送进精神病院 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Sent Me to a Mental Hospital 17.2kReads—Score108Shelves
- 26 After Prison, I Picked Up a CEO 出狱后,捡漏一个总裁 After Getting Out of Prison, I Stumbled Upon a CEO 5kReads—Score101Shelves
- 27 At 43, I Awakened After Being Fired! 43岁,被开除后觉醒了! At 43, I Awakened After Getting Fired! 4.7kReads—Score—Shelves
- 28 My Little Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Died 我妹福宝,死了老公之后 My Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Dies 3kReads—Score—Shelves
- 29 Five Corpses in the Cellar 地窖里的五具尸体 Five Bodies in the Cellar 911Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 My Mom Regretted It After She Forced Me Into Prison 把我逼进监狱后我妈后悔了 After Driving Me Into Prison, My Mother Regretted It 2.3kReads—Score—Shelves
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My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新,顾客馋哭了
This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin
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- 32 Taking My Husband’s Place at Court: I Hear My Thoughts and Guffaw at the Palace Gossip 替夫上朝,听我心声吃瓜笑哈哈 [Mind Reading + Gossip + Warm and Lighthearted + Romance] Shen Mingzhu accidentally fell into the water and transmigrated, binding herself to a Gossip System. Before she could even get any juicy gossip, she learned she had transmigrated into a book! In the story, she was a vicious supporting female character, and her mother and brothers were all destined to be cannon fodder. How could this be allowed? Gua Gua: Host, the emperor’s true love is the empress, and his precious darling is the crown pr 31.9kReads8.5Score3.3kShelves
- 33 EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.6kReads9.5Score9.7kShelves
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Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害,惹得全城偷听八卦
[Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men
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This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild! 糊咖摘除恋爱脑后,全网迷疯了!
[Dual Male Leads, One-on-One Sweet Romance + Goofy Humor + Meme References + Unhinged Antics + Variety Show Livestream] [Rebellious Bottom + Tycoon Heir Top] While delivering takeout from the capital to Antarctica, Xu Su accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a talentless, universally reviled lovesick fool, saddled with 50 million in debt and no way out. Xu Su laughs in exasperation. “I have a ‘fuck this shit’ I don’t know whether I should say or not!” The very next second, he’s forc
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- 36 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄 The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.7kReads9.6Score11.6kShelves
- 37 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签?贫道替你逆天改命! [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
- 38 Madam, You Cried Too Soon. President Fu Isn't Done for Yet! 夫人哭早了,傅总还没凉! [Mind reading + celebrity parenting show + unhinged humor] Shen Wang transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious, rich-family stepfather who’s nothing but cannon fodder. When he gets his hands on the script, he thinks: What a joyous occasion! Dealing with his troublesome stepson? No problem. I’m even more of a handful. I’ll make anyone suffer before I suffer myself. Five years of exam papers and three years of mock tests, get studying! His comatose husband is about to die, so Shen Wang knock 4.1kReads9.3Score767Shelves
- 39 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves
- 40 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢? [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
- 41 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠:影帝夫人又穷又凶 [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.3kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves
- 42 EN You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫,我更癫,恋综上面肩并肩 [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 25.3kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves
- 43 EN Dating Show Chaos: Going Unhinged Made Me a Star! 恋综修罗场,我让癫学成为顶流! Complete [Two Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Both Pure + Hilarious Dating Show + Comedy, Sweet Romance, Power Fantasy] Shen Ting wakes up to discover he’s transmigrated into a melodramatic entertainment-industry novel he’d just been reading before bed. He hasn’t become the male lead, either the top or the bottom, or even the third male lead. He’s the younger brother of the third male lead, a low-ranking cannon-fodder character. Shen Ting is at a loss. Watching his brother eagerly prepare to b 15.4kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马!黄皮子讨封,我弹它脑瓜崩
A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal
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Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害
His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o
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I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监,靠沙雕被天下争抢
[Goofy Little Eunuch × Long-Suffering Emperor] Mutually Exclusive Romance Yue Fuling transmigrates into the body of a little eunuch, but secretly she is an assassin tasked with killing the emperor. The emperor can even possess her, and has learned all her secrets. This book is also known as: Everyone knows she’s an assassin except her. Yue Fuling panics and packs up to flee in the middle of the night. Halfway through, flames blaze behind her as several groups of pursuers race after her. Yue Fuli
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- 48 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗 [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
- 49 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
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I Became My Ex's Mother-in-Law 我给前任当丈母娘
The short drama based on this novel, Uncle, I Only Want to Take Advantage of You, is now streaming. Starring Yu Long and Yang Mie Mie. [Older Man Romance] [Sweet Everyday Romance] [Powerful CEO] [Lighthearted and Funny] [No Angst, No Saintly Heroine] [No Affair] [No Stand-In] I showed up dressed to the nines at my ex-boyfriend's engagement party. He thought I'd come to ruin the event, but I smiled kindly and said, "We're family from now on, so there's no need to be so formal. Just call me Auntie
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