Funny Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Bed 搞笑 笑到捶床
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- 501 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 502 A Chance Encounter 撞出来缘分 Zhang Wenjun is an ordinary accountant. One morning, while riding his electric scooter to work, he collides with an older woman at the market intersection. To his surprise, she is his teacher’s mother. They reach an arrangement: while her foot heals, Zhang Wenjun will come to her home every weekend and care for her free of charge. At the time, his teacher is dating someone, who turns out to be Zhang’s best friend. All three keep the truth from one another. Only in the end do they learn that each —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 503 Love Makes a Home 有爱才有家 Where There Is Love, There Is a Home —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 504 I Became a Cannon Fodder Character and Built a City Beyond the World 穿成炮灰后我建了座无界城 After Reincarnating as a Sacrificial Pawn, I Built a City Beyond All Worlds 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 505 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 七零之我带着超市下乡 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 506 The Whole World Thinks My Wife Is Dead 全世界都以为我老婆死了 The Whole World Thinks My Wife Is Dead 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 507 I Became the Dowager Empress Who Held the Court in Her Grip 我成了权倾朝野的太后 I Became the Empress Dowager Who Held the Court in Her Grasp 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 508 Beast World: Suspicious of His Mate, the Wolf King Begs Me to Forgive Him 兽世疑妻：狼王老公求放过 A Wife in the Beast World? The Wolf King Begs Me to Let Him Go 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 509 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent 贵妃是双面间谍 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 510 The Divine Pet of Sound 声之神宠 The Voice's Divine Pet 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 511 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Think I’m a Pushover 我装穷装了三年，他们真以为我是软柿子了 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Thought I Was an Easy Target 8Reads—Score—14d adds
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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- 513 The Disciple I Took In Became My Husband 捡来的徒儿成夫君 The Disciple I Picked Up Became My Husband 192Reads—Score414d adds
- 514 Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 六十年后，我成了婆婆的“替身” Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 515 After Being Acquitted 无罪释放后 After Being Acquitted —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 516 Eight Million to Settle Twenty Years of Grudges 八百万买断二十年恩怨 Eight Million to Settle Twenty Years of Grudges —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 517 A Divine Pet from the Heavens: My Contract Beast Goes Woof-Woof 天降神宠：我的契约兽会旺旺叫 A Divine Pet Falls from the Sky: My Contract Beast Says "Woof Woof" 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 518 Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert 满级大佬退休后的生活 Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 519 Midnight Talks in the Maternity Ward 产房夜话 Midnight Talks in the Delivery Room 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 520 I Can’t Wait Any Longer, I’m About to Become a Mom 等不起了，我马上要当妈妈了 I Can’t Wait Any Longer, I’m About to Become a Mother 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Poorest County Magistrate's Wife in History Leads the Whole County to Prosperity 史上最穷县令夫人带全县百姓赚钱
Hang Ying, head of a reclusive modern-day clan, dies during an expedition and transmigrates into Yingzi, the wife of Xu Mengran, a penniless county magistrate in the Great Chu Empire. Who ever heard of a county magistrate being poor? Well, this one wears a patched robe, and his wife earns money washing and mending clothes to help him pursue a career in the imperial examinations. They have no maids or guards, the yamen runners look down on them, and a rich young lady even comes to their door to b
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Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女
In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.)
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The Dazzling Firestarter 璀璨玩火人
Brilliant Firestarter
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- 524 She Spent the Family Fortune: The Capitalist Heiress Married a Young Officer 掏空家底，资本家大小姐嫁军少 [Rebirth + military marriage + pocket dimension + a capitalist heiress who looks bright and lovely but is proud at heart, paired with a disciplined officer with incredible stamina and an eight-pack] In her previous life, Shen Zhitang was set up by her scumbag father and stepmother, who tricked her into marrying the powerful and influential Gao Jianren. When disaster struck, her father’s family used the Gao family’s connections to sneak off to Hong Kong, enjoying a life of luxury with the Shen fa 21.1kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds
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Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨
(The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b
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- 526 Heaven-Dominating Sword 一剑霸天 [A great author's alt account, one heroine, ruthless and decisive. Highly recommended!] Legend has it that there is a realm where one can pursue cause and effect, erasing every trace of an opponent across time and space with a mere sliver of divine power. One can command life and death, make countless worlds rise and fall with a single thought, and annihilate all living beings. One can stand level with the Heavenly Dao, harness the order of the universe, and rule supreme throughout eternity. Thi 341.8kReads9.2Score40.2k14d adds
- 527 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 237.8kReads9.0Score16.4k14d adds
- 528 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 974.8kReads9.4Score97.1k14d adds
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Teacher's Wife, Please Answer 师母，请回答
Teacher’s Wife, Please Answer
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- 530 Han Caiyi’s Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 韩彩依万里路 Han Caiyi's Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 71Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Peerless Little Princess Consort 绝世小俏妃
[A funny, charming princess consort + a scheming prince who fiercely protects his own + a manipulative woman + a wickedly seductive and mysterious Holy Lord, and more...] [Sweet romance + comedy + from scum to love + perfect ending] What does it feel like to fall in love with your enemy? The day he led his troops to invade her country, the sun shone brightly. The seventh prince of Beijiang, Mu Beiming, cut an imposing figure in his black armor. Even with a fearsome mask hiding his face, his shar
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Weren’t We Supposed to Be a Team of Useless Losers? Why Are We All Badasses? 说好的废物小队呢，怎么全员狠人
Sui Qi transmigrates into an interstellar world as a vicious, lovesick woman with a terrible reputation and five million in debt. She’s about to take part in a 21-day survival challenge in the apocalypse. If she succeeds, she’ll win ten million interstellar coins, enough to pay off her debt and live out the rest of her life doing nothing. The problem is, no one will team up with her, and the game can’t start without four players. But every player gives her a wide berth, so Sui Qi decides to rely
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- 533 EN Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 40.1kReads9.2Score5.4k14d adds
- 534 After Transmigrating into a Villainess, the Male Leads Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 穿成恶毒女配后被男主们偷听心声 (A comic adaptation of the same name is now available) After transmigrating into a book as a wicked villainess, she gets a System that makes her stronger whenever she roasts the plot. At first, all she has to do is make casual comments about the story, collect rewards, and play the wicked supporting villainess until the plot ends without a hitch. She never expected the male leads to unlock their own storylines, one by one abandoning their original characterizations and sending the plot wildly of 7.2kReads9.2Score95414d adds
- 535 Quick Transmigration: I'm Your Nanny 快穿之我是你们的奶妈 Quick transmigration + No CP + Feel-good power fantasy + No Mary Sue Li Dazui is a nanny who transmigrates to different little worlds to take care of all kinds of characters. She looks after tragic heroines, vicious supporting female characters, chuunibyou CEOs, and sunny, righteous, outstanding male supporting characters, among others. A tragic heroine has her kidney stolen? Don't worry, the nanny will take that scumbag's kidney to make it up to you. A vicious supporting female character? Don't 2.7kReads9.2Score20314d adds
- 536 How Does a Strong Concubine Maintain Her Self-Respect? 论大力小妾何如保持自我修养 The heroine, Wen Xuerou, nicknamed Zhuangya, is the second daughter born to a concubine in the Wen family. She is plump and charming, so the Empress Dowager thinks she looks strong and will have an easy time bearing children, and assigns her to Prince Cheng as a concubine. On her first day in the manor, Wen Xuerou says, “I’m so nervous. What should I do?” She pulls out a few bricks and squeezes them. “Ah, much better.” On her second day, she hears Side Consort Li making snide remarks about her o 9.3kReads9.3Score1k14d adds
- 537 EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25.4kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds
- 538 After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Sons' Golden Fingers Merged with Mine 穿书后我和儿子们的金手指合并了 [Twins + Space + System + Book Pavilion + Military Marriage + Everyday Parenting] The male lead is basically just a background character, though he gets a little more screen time later on. Qiu Yinuo transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character in a period novel, as well as the future commander’s plump wife, who dies young. As the wife of a powerful man, she has everything she could want, yet she makes trouble at every turn and ends up bringing about her own death 34.8kReads9.4Score5k14d adds
- 539 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿：女配要上天 (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 12.7kReads9.4Score1.4k14d adds
- 540 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 1.4kReads9.0Score16114d adds
- 541 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.5kReads9.2Score3.4k14d adds
- 542 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 48.1kReads9.5Score6.8k14d adds
- 543 This Shadow Guard Is a Little Wild 这个暗卫有点野 [A large ensemble story about a group of secret guards] [Complete] After drinking himself into a stupor, he woke up as a secret guard. When Xiao Zheng’s awareness returned, he felt exhausted and heavy. He opened his eyes to a bed and curtains spinning wildly around him. There was also a noble-looking, handsome man beside him. What was he going to do? What was he going to do?! Who am I? Where am I? As memories surged through his mind in a torrent, he realized he had actually become a secret guard 34.8kReads9.4Score5.3k14d adds
- 544 The Mighty Old Lady Transmigrates Into a Book, Farms, and Takes Out Her Whole Family Without Favoritism 大力老太穿书种田后平等创死全家 [Farming + space System + satisfying revenge + punishing scumbags + an old lady] Fu Qingfeng dies in a zombie horde at the end of the world and transmigrates into a book. But she’s not the heroine. She’s the vicious old neighbor who gets tortured to death by the heroine, and from the start she’s bound to a low-level System. The day she transmigrates into the book, the heroine also transmigrates with a high-level System in hand. Fine. We’ll each do our own thing, and stay out of each other’s way. 50.1kReads8.7Score7.4k14d adds
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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- 546 EN Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神 Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.9kReads8.8Score21414d adds
- 547 The Sword Immortal Rises 剑仙崛起了 The story follows Mo Wuchen, a once-gifted genius whose talents are crippled. Rising from the bottom, he defeats everyone who stands in his way and eventually becomes the ruler of an entire continent. 549Reads—Score—14d adds
- 548 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
- 549 Dreaming of All Under Heaven 梦想天下 A fiery rebirth, slaying foes as I ascend to the Third Heaven. I will create the world of my dreams, so that wherever the sun and moon shine is Chinese land, and wherever people live, they learn Chinese characters and speak Chinese... 12Reads—Score—14d adds
