Please Recommend Something More Absurd 求求抽象一点的书〃•ω‹〃

1. 1 你EN You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 25.3kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

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   This is still quite bumpy.

2. 2 接 You Hit Me Just for a Kiss, So I’m Done with You. Why Are You Crying? 接个吻都揍我，不要你了你哭什么 Get-Rich Little Panda暴富小熊猫Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Two male leads + equally strong leads + reborn + rekindled love + bittersweet + mutually devoted + happy ending] [Sharp-tongued, spoiled rich-boy bottom vs. restrained, stoic straight-man top] In college, Chu Feng used underhanded tactics to force the aloof campus heartthrob into a relationship. He thought they had both fallen in love over time, since the heartthrob indulged him in everything. After graduation, he boldly proposed, and the other man said yes. After they married, the heartthrob k 37.8kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves

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   Half-Bro, isn't that abstract enough? 😳

3. 3 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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   The writing style is decent, though the content is somewhat abstract. The first book is particularly funny, but you need to lower your moral standards a bit. The second book has fewer updates, resulting in a lower rating. Don't be misled by the titles; it's actually quite good, and the characters are very well-defined.

4. 4 高 High Martial: I Became a God Through Famous Lines from the Protagonists of All Worlds 高武：我以万界主角名台词成神 A Day of Sneaking Around Like a Dog狗狗祟祟的一天Eastern Fantasy541k WordsCompleted [High Martial Arts + Nearly Invincible + Meme Humor + Multiple Heroines + Conceptual Powers] [No Yuri or NTR, don't get the wrong idea] [Invincible Golden Body!] Consume a partner's soul power to gain a brief window of invulnerability. If a partner dies because of the Invincible Golden Body, there is a chance to gain some of their cultivation. From that moment on, Chen Mo redefined what it meant to have multiple heroines. [Having Lost My Love Forever, All I See Is Ruin] Every time an Isolde dies 4.2kReads7.8Score383Shelves
5. 5 我EN With Top-Tier Green Tea Skills, I Poached the Protagonist's Partner 我靠顶级茶艺，挖了主角墙角 Grapefruit葡萄柚Two Male Leads420k WordsCompleted [A roguish, wild, two-faced tea-loving lunatic x a ruthless, complex, wealthy heir] [Two male leads + two powerful leads + mutually devoted + mind-reading] Jiang Qiao transmigrated into a bizarre harem novel, becoming a nameless male side character. He was the bodyguard of the protagonist's officially matched boyfriend, yet secretly worked against him and acted like the protagonist's devoted lapdog. The protagonist gets the meat, I get the scraps. The protagonist's broke, I pay. The protagonist 12.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
6. 6 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.4kReads9.3Score9kShelves

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   The author's internet speed is incredibly fast; this book is full of popular tropes, there's no romantic pairing, and the female lead is easy to be influenced by; everyone around her is willing to pamper and spoil her. It's definitely worth reading.

7. 7 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   Abstract, it's really too abstract. There's no book more abstract than this one. Anyone who's read it knows it's absolutely mind-blowing!

8. 8 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves

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   Hello, hello! I'm back with more book recommendations! The first one is a cultivation ensemble novel with the female lead, Ye Qiao, who's constantly up to something. The audiobook version is also great. The second one is a modern entertainment industry novel; in short, the characters in this book are quite abstract. The third one is about Xie Jue killing a donkey; the male and female leads are also quite abstract, the plot is hilarious, and the romance is sweet. The last three are all entertainment industry novels.

9. 9 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.8kReads9.1Score6.1kShelves
10. 10 你 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazy, Let's Go Crazy Together in Showbiz 你发癫我发癫，一起发癫闯娱乐圈 Nan He Is Very Poor南鹤很穷Modern Romance398k WordsCompleted [The rating is low because the book just started. It'll gradually rise as more reviews come in.] [Goofy humor + memes + livestreamed variety show + 1v1 romance + entertainment industry] A car accident awakens An Sheng's memories. It turns out she's been transmigrated into a book as the heroine of an angst-filled novel for years. There's no way she's letting anyone torment her. Whoever messes with her, she'll go berserk and take everyone out, both mentally and physically. Everyone online says the 2kReads8.9Score437Shelves
11. 11 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
12. 12 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
13. 13 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 124.9kReads9.0Score14.2kShelves

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    Absolutely abstract, humorous, full of memes—you definitely won't regret investing in it! [Learned something new]

14. 14 刺 What a Thrill! The Real Heiress Goes Wild with a Gossip System 刺激！真千金带吃瓜系统发大疯 Pihei痞黑Modern Romance560k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + mind reading + gossip + unhinged, no-brain fun] Jiang Qiyu transmigrates into a showbiz novel as a washed-up starlet, and she's the foil to the fake heiress heroine. In the end, the heroine will sell her overseas to the black market, where she will die a horrible death after causing trouble again and again! Gossip System: [Host, all you need to do is quietly enjoy the gossip and rack up explosive points to rewrite your ending!] Jiang Qiyu sneers: “No way! Dead sooner or later, so I mi 25.6kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves

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    It's so good! You can watch it when you're feeling down. I laughed so hard in bed! The female lead's ideas are so ahead of their time, it's so abstract!

15. 15 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 15.9kReads9.6Score2.1kShelves

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    You'll be satisfied! [Note]

16. 16 假 The Fake Heiress Coasts on a Dating Show, Then Goes Viral Thanks to Her Sharp Tongue 假千金在恋综摆烂划水，爆红全靠一张嘴 Cool Night凉宵Modern Romance463k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + dating reality show + sweet romance + entertainment industry + meme references + fake and real heiresses] A tsundere, sharp-tongued CEO × a celebrity who gives up and goes off the rails After a freak accident, Shi Nian gets kicked in the head by a horse. While unconscious, she dreams of a future in which her life is worse than a wage slave's. It turns out she's a fake heiress, while the real daughter of the Shi family is her archenemy and her fiancé's dream girl: Xu Sheng. I 1.2kReads9.3Score163Shelves
17. 17 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves
18. 18 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.6kReads9.0Score2kShelves
19. 19 丹 The First Rule of Pill Refining: If You Care About Your Face, Don't Light the Furnace 丹修守则第一条：要脸那就别开炉 My Heart Stirs Only in the Evening Breeze心动止于晚风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing (The year's most absurd comedy + an unscrupulous alchemy cultivator + an immortal-cultivation university + mostly everyday life + I'm really a proper teacher) “How is this immortal-cultivation world nothing like the one I know?” Lin Su, who had just transmigrated, was completely baffled. It was one thing for the immortal world to have universities, but he'd actually become both a guidance instructor and a counselor in the alchemy department. On the first day of class, Lin Su asked his students 103Reads7.5Score—Shelves

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    This is a lighthearted and humorous online fantasy novel with a relaxed and humorous plot and no major flaws so far.

20. 20 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.8kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves

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    The street interview camera suddenly zoomed in on a beautiful woman squatting by the roadside. When her face clearly appeared on the screen, the live stream chat exploded—it was Ji Huan, who had been missing for so long! "What's the most useful knowledge you've ever learned?" The blogger asked emphatically. But the comments section was already flooded with mockery: "Strong, are you so down on your luck that you're begging?" "Provoking the movie star's white moonlight and still insisting you dated him, isn't this all a college graduate can do?" The past controversies haven't subsided, and now she unexpectedly appears on the street. How will she respond to this sudden question? How many unknown truths are hidden behind the rumors about her? (This novel's female protagonist is very abstract, a particularly interesting and eccentric story.)

21. 21 全 Our Whole Class Transmigrated, and The Fourth Calamity Descended on a Cosmic Horror World 全班穿越，第四天灾降临克系世界 The Potato Sings for This土豆为此高歌Eastern Fantasy558k WordsOngoing [Whole Class Transmigrates] [Chat Group] [Cosmic Horror World] [Wild Imagination] The Fourth Calamity versus indescribable creatures. The world has a Western fantasy feel at first, but later on it is basically a cosmic horror world. [The Current Title Contest Is Underway] (This book is a slow burn, so make sure you stick with it! (>人<;)) One morning, we all woke up to find that our entire class had transmigrated to a polluted Western continent. The System gave us two choices: 1. Fight our way th 222Reads—Score100Shelves

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    The world of Krypton, but the whole class traveled through time.

22. 22 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
23. 23 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves

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    Let's look at this. Everyone's silent. 😎

24. 24 癫EN Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Fake Young Master Bullies All the Wealthy Families with Absurdity 癫癫癫！假少爷靠抽象霸凌全豪门 Bian'er, Open the Door, It's Me, Quacklin Frog辩儿开门我呱林蛙啊Two Male Leads370k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other, 1v1, extremely absurd fake young master bottom x seemingly aloof but actually sinister top on the verge of a psychotic break] Xie Ji woke up to find himself the disposable fake young master in a novel about a universally adored protagonist. To serve as a foil to the beloved real young master, his parents packed him off to a farming reality show. The real young master was aloof and beautiful, but he would become a plaything in the hands of the young masters. Xie Ji’s m 4.2kReads9.3Score687Shelves

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    This book is amazing, come and read it quickly!

25. 25 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.7kReads9.6Score11.6kShelves

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    This is too abstract 🤔 "Hello, my name is Jinian, and my research topic is—how to pull out hemorrhoids and twist them into a rabbit's tail." You'll know what I mean from the very first sentence.

26. 26 生 Have a Baby with the Yi Surname and Make Uncle Number One Blush 生个孩子姓易，把一大爷钓成翘嘴 Dragon Roams the Heavens 1龙行诸天1Male-Channel Fanfiction911k WordsOngoing [Moderate-to-low angst + Li Xiuzhi as the sole heroine + Turning Uncle Yi into a lovesick fool + Giving Deaf Granny a warm home + The eldest son is named Wei Xiaobao + The second son is named Yi Xiaochuan (already born)] Wei Dongyi arrives at the Beijing courtyard with a family letter in hand, only to discover that he has transmigrated into Birds Crowded in the Courtyard. Even more shocking, he's Deaf Granny's long-lost biological grandson! The peaceful courtyard is thrown into an uproar: Yi Zho 2.2kReads6.8Score103Shelves

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    The author's writing is abstract, and the comments section is even more hilarious.

27. 27 母 Forever Single Dating Show: The Shut-In Goes Viral by Giving Up 母胎单身恋综：宅女她摆烂爆红 Meow-Meow King喵喵叫大王Modern Romance537k WordsCompleted [The rating started low, but it’ll rise later / showbiz + absurd comedy + giving up and coasting + naturally airheaded, straightforward female lead adored by everyone + multiple endings] For Jiang Wan, discovering that she was the vicious supporting female character in a showbiz novel was bad enough. Even worse was this: As a homebody who had been single her entire life, she now had to go on a dating reality show. The good news: None of the other guests had ever dated either. They were all star 20.7kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves

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    This bag is hilarious; I laugh every time I see it.

28. 28 不 Immortal Evil Tree: I Will Eventually Bring Chaos to All Worlds 不死邪树，我终将祸乱万界 Kun Nian Loves Kun坤年爱坤Eastern Fantasy682k WordsOngoing In this age, spiritual energy is fading and the Great Dao has vanished. Of the fifty paths of the Great Dao, Heaven derives forty-nine. The one that escapes is the variable. A great tree begins to grow, and all things will kneel beneath Its branches. The emperor offers up the nation's fortune. Cultivators offer up their wisdom. Mortals offer up their flesh and blood. All to obtain a fruit of immortality from the Undying Tree. 428Reads6.4Score119Shelves
29. 29 婚 Her True Colors Come Out After Marriage, and His Wife Endures in Silence 婚后暴露本性，妻子忍辱负重 Haha, What a Joke笑话哈哈Urban1.9M WordsOngoing Who says only “good people” deserve to be reborn? Bai Mu was reborn too, even though his wife and daughter thought he was a bastard. Now that he's reborn, does he have to turn over a new leaf? Who says so! This time, he'll just love her in a different way. “Sweetheart, do you love me?” “I have money.” “And I have love, too.” “I can give you everything you want.” Qiu Luoyu: “I want to be free…” “That, I can't give you.” “Then could you sleep next door tonight?” Qiu Luoyu bit her lip and gazed at 34.3kReads7.4Score2.2kShelves
30. 30 玄 The Young Lady Presumed Dead Returns with Her Occult Powers 玄学死去的大小姐回来了 Pork with Green Peppers青椒炒肉Ancient Romance756k WordsCompleted [Mystical, plot-driven story + ghost hunting and demon-slaying + a few secret identities + punishing scumbags + heroine who grows over time] Twenty years ago, the crown prince plotted a rebellion, and tens of thousands were killed. Twenty years later, Song Qinghe, reduced to nothing but a head, was carried out of her coffin by grave robbers. The moment they opened the box, the robbers were frightened away by the smiling head inside. Song Qinghe: “I only wanted to thank him. I didn’t mean to scar 6.2kReads9.0Score805Shelves

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    Don't look down, or your head will fall off. A story of rebirth and ghost-catching. (The male lead has a relatively weak presence.)

31. 31 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 16.8kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves

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    The first book is great, no need to say much, it's a smooth read. The second book is seriously incredibly abstract 🤦 I've read it three times already, and it still makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. It's not angsty or boring, it's my absolute favorite, really, really good, really good, you should definitely check it out, you won't regret it.

32. 32 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
33. 33 别 Don't Be Afraid, I'm Really Not a Mad God! 别怕，我真不是癫神！ Little Pig Flying in the Sky小猪猪天上飞Urban474k WordsCompleted Chen Yi awakened the [Madness System]. The crazier he acted, the more Madness Points he earned. He smashed the glass at the class beauty’s house in the middle of the night, just to say goodnight. He wore the same school uniform as her during the day, but claimed they were matching couple outfits. When the class monitor confessed to the class beauty and got rejected, I sang beside him, “Was that little step back of yours for real?” On the bus, I tricked everyone by saying something was burning, w 20Reads5.3Score—Shelves
34. 34 自 Ever Since I Got a Mental Illness, I’ve Been Feeling Much Better 自从得了精神病，整个人都精神了 Barbecue Salted Fish Knight碳烤咸鱼骑士Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead + eerie happenings + multiple personalities + comedy + slow burn + everyday life] A red moon appears, and contamination descends. Most people in the world become mentally ill, carrying mental contamination. Xiao Liang is a mentally ill man who has been contaminated but hasn't gone mad. He uses his dissociative identities to beat eerie creatures, and moonlights as a one-stop murder-and-body-disposal service. Only when a god dies beneath his own iron shovel does he realize that he 15.7kReads9.1Score3.7kShelves
35. 35 末 Doomsday Game: The Top-Ranked Player Is Pretending to Be Weak Again 末日游戏，榜一又在装柔弱 Such a Straight Girl真是直女Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + no CP + all kinds of disasters + infinite space + System + leveling up + copying] Who in the game didn’t know the number-one-ranked player was a miser? She had countless supplies, yet was stingy to an almost unbelievable degree! They wanted to rob her, but then realized they couldn’t beat her! Jiang Mian was reborn. In her previous life, she died fighting someone over a can of cat food. Given another chance at life, she awakened her spatial golden finger ahead of time, then 7.6kReads8.5Score986Shelves
36. 36 八 The 1980s: My Family Hears My Thoughts and Stops Being Cannon Fodder 八零：家人听我心声，不再做炮灰 Mo Qing Yan墨卿烟Modern Romance498k WordsCompleted [Period piece + cannon-fodder comeback + mind reading + pocket dimension] Tang Xiaotao transmigrated. Not only had she transmigrated, she had also transmigrated into a book. She had become the cannon-fodder character in the story who died young. And she wasn’t the only one. Her entire family were cannon fodder. She looked at her mother, who had just given birth to her and was weak after losing a great deal of blood. She listened as her mother spoke graciously about her husband, who was working a 3.1kReads8.5Score333Shelves
37. 37 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Bound Myself to a System and Got Rich by Gawking at Gossip 穿书后绑定系统吃瓜暴富 Fluffy Sheep胖咩咩的羊羊Modern Romance188k WordsCompleted [Ding! Congratulations, Host, on acquiring the “Sit Back and Win by Watching the Drama (Physical Edition)” System!] Lin Wan transmigrates into a story set in the 1960s and opens her eyes to a battlefield: Her mother, Wang Xiumei: “Food? A worthless girl like you can chew on moldy steamed buns!” Her father, Lin Jianguo: “What? Reborn? That’s feudal superstition. We need to denounce it!” (He distances himself in an instant.) Her younger brother, Lin Xiangdang: “Get lost! You don’t deserve our food 14Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 38 千 After the Heiress Went Crazy, Everyone Fell to Their Knees and Begged 千金发癫后，所有人都磕头滑跪了 Long Lasting Prosperity久红火Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [One-on-one, both leads are pure + wild and unhinged + entertainment industry + dating show] [Unhinged, unbothered actress × devoted, passionate CEO] Qi Wu transmigrates into a book and lands in the hospital. Just as she finally gets discharged, a crowd of extreme haters blocks the entrance, trying to beat her up! Qi Wu refuses to take anyone’s crap, so she immediately goes off the rails. She makes use of whatever’s at hand, giving them a taste of their own medicine: she shoves the haters’ rotte 1.8kReads8.8Score249Shelves

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    These two books are recommended by friends.

39. 39 大 Big Shot, Don't Run! I'm Here to Join You in the Grave! 大佬别跑，我来找你拼坟了！ Sugar Come to Life成了精的糖Modern Romance436k WordsCompleted (Guaranteed crazy and sweet, jump right in!) [Unhinged antics and memes + Dating-show livestream + 1v1 sweet romance + Face-slapping + Absolutely shameless] [Unhinged and tough female star + Doting, obnoxious mysterious mogul + Happy ending + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Jiang Yuan died, but when she opened her eyes again, she'd become the short-lived heroine of an angsty romance! She immediately quit and started going wild right where she stood! From the start, she set her sights 17.3kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves

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    These are the books you should read for their abstract humor; they're hilarious and each one is outrageous. ① The female lead transmigrates into a cannon fodder character destined to die young. She immediately goes into a crazy, literary mode, using fortune-telling to find a good burial plot, but the male lead has already bought it. So she starts trying to persuade him to give up the plot; and the male lead knows about her situation from the beginning and is always looking for a way to help her. ② The female lead is bound to a system and transmigrates into the villain's family's beloved daughter. She just wants to survive but ends up ruining the whole family's life! ③ The true heiress whose life was stolen returns to the entertainment industry! And she starts a series of ridiculous things!!! ④ The male lead group accidentally gains mind-reading abilities and discovers that the innocent female lead in front of them is not on the same wavelength as the one in their hearts. Later, they realize that the female lead saved them when they were children but mistook her for someone else, and they regret it. By the time they regret it, they've already been taken by a scheming man! ⑤ The lucky one who is reborn flips the table on the spot! His luck is gradually returned to him! ⑥ Describes the hilarious and suspenseful ghost-hunting daily life of a superstitious streamer, starting with skepticism from passersby who eventually prove them wrong, and the streamer's fanbase grows rapidly. ⑦ Tells the story of a female protagonist who transmigrates into the body of a cute five-year-old child and reverses her scumbag father's ways! She initially intends to play the innocent, naive child, but her father discovers her little secret, leading to her being hailed as a genius (actually, it's because she was a researcher in her past life). The male lead is also incredibly handsome (nicknamed "Little Yellow Grandson" by the female protagonist). The female protagonist is immediately captivated, and her abilities are top-notch! All of these stories have very high ratings, above 9.4, except for ④ and ⑦ which lack titles. This is because author Dieyu doesn't like writing titles, but they are all exceptionally well-written. 👍👍👍

40. 40 我 After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后，全家反派都从良了！ Zong Li纵里Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f 12.1kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
41. 41 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.3kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
42. 42 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.3kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
43. 43 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
44. 44 玄 The Mystic Girl Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning. Pay Up to Change Your Fate 玄学少女说你三更死，打钱改命 Brown Sugar Cake红糖糕Modern Romance540k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + ghost-catching + satisfying read + lighthearted + sweet romance + CEO + wealthy family + no angst] After enduring a tribulation, Wu Yin is struck by lightning and sent back to the twenty-first century. With no money to her name, she can only set up a fortune-telling stall online. She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and treats illnesses. If you can pay, she’ll take the job. “Master, if you’re really any good, tell me where my daughter, who was kidnapped years ago, 59kReads9.4Score31.1kShelves
45. 45 快 Quick Transmigration: The Cockroach Spirit Becomes a Scumbag Who Dotes on His Wife and Kids 快穿：蟑螂精变渣男，他宠妻爱崽 Doudou Is a Syrian Hamster豆豆是只金丝熊Modern Romance515k WordsCompleted [Short quick transmigration from the hero’s perspective, no fixed pairing, revenge and punishing scum, saving cannon-fodder wives and children, historical and modern] Extra, extra! The male cockroach, A Lang, has turned into a human! After cultivating into human form, the male cockroach spirit A Lang didn’t get to enjoy even a single day of happiness before he was bound to a shady mute System. It takes just one slipper to go from a nobody to transmigrating into another world. What? You’re callin 1.8kReads9.1Score119Shelves

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    The first book, about cockroach demons, was alright for adults, but the second one was hilarious! 😏

46. 46 别 Stop Competing! The Immortal Sect Next Door Already Works Four Days On, Three Days Off 别卷啦！隔壁仙门都上四休三啦 Twelve Clouds十二云Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Get up at six in the morning to cultivate, practicing horse stance and martial arts. Keep at it until noon, take a fasting pill, and rest for half an hour. Cultivation doesn’t end until eleven at night. That’s just the basic routine. The truly driven cultivate nonstop for all twenty-four hours of the day. Even blinking one extra time counts as slacking off. What’s the college entrance exam compared with this? What’s a 996 or a 007 work schedule? Cultivation is the real living hell. No benefits, 1.5kReads9.1Score225Shelves
47. 47 卷 The Study-Obsessed Top Student Was Reborn After Dropping Dead and Now Just Wants to Slack Off 卷王学霸猝死重生后只想摆烂 Ji Azhai纪阿宅Modern Romance383k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + top student + competitive overachiever learns to slack off + healing personal growth + comedy] Song Yuanyuan was a competitive overachiever from childhood onward. By thirty, she had taken her company public and achieved financial freedom. After decades of pushing herself to the limit, she had just moved into a huge house and was about to relax and enjoy life when one last stretch of overtime killed her from overwork, cutting her life short. As she lay dying, she remembered her doctor’ 4.1kReads8.9Score414Shelves
48. 48 她 She Finds It Tiresome 她对此感到厌烦 Feihe妚鹤Anime Fanfiction315k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + No Romance + Western Fantasy + Female Awakening + Strong Female Lead] At a friend’s recommendation, player 6237486 bought a dating sim called The Goddess Chronicle. But she never expected to transmigrate into the game and become its heroine, Lilith. Even after successfully winning over the male lead, Lilith didn’t return to reality. To escape the game, she had no choice but to complete every route. Round after round, she replayed the game, winning over all the male leads and re 46.8kReads9.7Score7.6kShelves
49. 49 残 Defective Product (Original Novel for the Short Drama Beyond Order) 残次品（短剧《秩序之外》原著小说） No Parking Spaces Left车位已满Modern Romance84k WordsCompleted [The original novel behind the hit short drama Outside the Lines, directed by Xia Qiji and starring Deng Lingshu and Yang Pengcheng~~~] [Elite engineer Wei Liang x problem robot Wei Nanfeng] [Modern romance + acclaimed novel + devoted love interest + artificial intelligence + imagined future + pure-love enthusiast] On the day Wei Liang quits her job, she finds a service robot that failed its tests and is about to be sent for destruction. Service robots must follow three fundamental rules. First, 4.8kReads9.6Score722Shelves
50. 50 技 The Tech Geek’s Guide to Winning Her Over 技术宅攻略 Bizarre Jiangyang怪诞江阳Urban304k WordsCompleted [Unkempt tech genius top × entertainment-industry kingmaker bottom] Xiao Yue spent 400 yuan to “buy” entertainment tycoon Ren Jianglin from a bar and take him home. Ren Jianglin had only meant to make his celebrity crush jealous. He went home with Xiao Yue in a daze, never imagining that Xiao Yue had “bought” him just to make him type. As Ren Jianglin changed his mind and tried to run off, he discovered that Xiao Yue’s computer System was far more advanced than anything on the market. Curiosity 34.9kReads9.6Score5.7kShelves

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