Any Recommendations for Totally Absurd, Mind-Blowing, Toxic, Overpowered Novels? 有没有超级抽象逆天毒无敌的小说推荐一下

1. 1 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.8kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves

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   Make me abstract but not abstract, and I'll share your surname.

2. 2 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.6kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
3. 3 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5kShelves
4. 4 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
5. 5 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves
6. 6 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 121.3kReads9.0Score13.6kShelves

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   Make way, make way! This is a hilarious romance novel. However, there's no female lead, just several guest couples; it's all about the main characters' laugh-out-loud moments, bizarre perspectives, and logical inconsistencies. Just you wait and see! Hahaha 😄

7. 7 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 177.9kReads9.5Score31.7kShelves

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   This book is absolutely invincible brothers

8. 8 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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   I think it's hilarious.

9. 9 开 I Made a Fatal Blunder from the Start, and the Demon Emperor Got a Thousand-Year Kill! 开局作大死，魔帝被我千年杀！ God Luo Tianzheng神丶罗天征Eastern Fantasy458k WordsOngoing [A master of courting death]+ [A shameless, obnoxious protagonist]+ [Funny and lighthearted]+ [Absurd fun]+ [No saintly do-gooder]+ [Empress] Xiao Yi transmigrates to the Canglan Continent and awakens a Courting Death System. From then on, he starts living a life of courting death with no oars and nothing but reckless swagger. If there's someone nobody else dares mess with, I'll do it! If there's someone nobody else dares rein in, I'll handle it! In short, if someone else can handle it, I want t 50Reads7.5Score—Shelves
10. 10 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.1kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves
11. 11 直 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 A Generation of Wind and Passion一代风烧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 3kReads8.8Score280Shelves
12. 12 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 16.4kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves

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    I personally think they are all very good novels

13. 13 再 I'll Never Love You Again 再也不要爱你 Hard to Kill难杀Modern Romance132k WordsCompleted A short, heart-wrenching story. Extremely heartbreaking! So much melodrama and angst! Read with caution! Please ignore the extra chapter. The author wrote it while losing their mind, and sincerely apologizes! Jian Meng is dying, and Ji Jing’an doesn’t know. He’s busy worrying about his wedding to someone else, indifferent to the poor woman at home. He has always believed Jian Meng would wait for him forever, just as she has for the past ten years. It was the last winter, and Jian Meng’s last bir 17.2kReads8.2Score974Shelves

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    Chapter 1: Xu Muqing, a senior analyst at a financial company, works late into the night, intently processing quarterly reports in an empty office, showcasing her workaholic side. Suddenly, the company experiences a power outage, trapping Xu Muqing in the elevator. She suffers a panic attack, experiencing shortness of breath and blurred vision. Property manager Cheng Yuan appears just in time, guiding her to calm down with his professional and steady voice. After the elevator resumes operation, Xu Muqing sees a face with sharp features but a warm smile. They have a brief conversation, and Xu Muqing feels embarrassed by her outburst. Cheng Yuan comforts her, saying it's a normal reaction, and hands her a business card with breathing techniques written on it. Chapter 2: Xu Muqing discovers that the company's air conditioning system is frequently malfunctioning, forcing her to negotiate with the property management multiple times. This increases her contact with Cheng Yuan. He consistently resolves problems quickly, demonstrating a keen observational ability that belies his rugged appearance (noticing Xu Muqing's preferred office temperature, the placement of her coffee cup, etc.). Xu Muqing's best friend, Lin Yan, appears, teasing her about her special attention to the "property management uncle," implying that Xu Muqing hasn't been interested in men for a long time. Company Vice President Zhang Wei begins to pressure Xu Muqing's department, demanding adjustments to financial data, foreshadowing a business conspiracy. Cheng Yuan accidentally sees a photo of Xu Muqing's mother on her desk during repairs; his expression subtly changes, but he says nothing. Chapter 3: A city-wide rainstorm causes a pipe burst in the company building, flooding Xu Muqing's important documents and causing her emotional breakdown. Cheng Yuan braves the rain to come to her rescue, not only repairing the pipe but also carefully drying and reorganizing her documents. The two share a takeout dinner in the empty office, sharing their work experiences and simple lifestyle philosophies. Xu Muqing discovers that Cheng Yuan's understanding of building structures far surpasses that of ordinary property management staff. Cheng Yuan casually mentions that he studied engineering. When they part, they share an umbrella in the rain, and Xu Muqing feels her heart race for the first time. Chapter 4: Xu Muqing began to actively seek out reasons to contact Cheng Yuan, bringing him coffee or asking about trivial maintenance issues. Cheng Yuan organized a fire drill in the building, calmly and professionally handling unexpected minor situations. Xu Muqing was unconsciously drawn to him. During a company team-building activity, Xu Muqing was unable to complete a high-altitude activity due to her fear of heights, feeling extremely embarrassed. Cheng Yuan happened to be there and subtly adjusted the equipment to help her land safely, resolving the awkward situation. When their eyes met, they were both momentarily lost in thought, and Xu Muqing began to question her principle of "never falling in love." Chapter 5: On Xu Muqing's birthday, her colleagues were all busy with projects and forgot to wish her a happy birthday. Disappointed, she worked overtime until late at night. When she returned to her desk, she found a handmade miniature architectural model (a style she had casually mentioned liking) and a small cake without a card, but she knew it was from Cheng Yuan. Her inner defenses began to loosen. The company's Chief Financial Officer, General Manager Zhou, talked to Xu Muqing, hinting at a promotion opportunity, but requiring her to "flexibly handle" certain data. Xu Muqing accidentally discovered Cheng Yuan playing a poignant melody on an expensive violin in an empty stairwell, raising questions about his identity. Chapter 6: Xu Muqing begins investigating Cheng Yuan's background, discovering he was once a partner in a well-known construction company, but lost everything in an accident. Cheng Yuan notices her investigation, and the two have their first conflict. Cheng Yuan questions whether she approached him only to satisfy her curiosity. Meanwhile, Xu Muqing discovers irregularities in the company's finances and secretly collects evidence. Facing a moral dilemma, Cheng Yuan calms down and apologizes to her. The two openly discuss their past, and Xu Muqing shares her experience of her mother being betrayed. On a rainy night, Cheng Yuan takes Xu Muqing home, and they almost kiss at her apartment door, but both restrain their impulses. Chapter Seven: Xu Muqing submits evidence of the company's financial irregularities to the regulatory agency and confesses her feelings to Cheng Yuan. The company's misconduct is exposed, and Vice President Zhang Wei threatens Xu Muqing to withdraw the report, otherwise he will expose her "improper relationship with a property management staff member with a criminal record." Upon learning this, Cheng Yuan decides to leave to protect Xu Muqing's reputation, feeling he is a burden on her life. Xu Muqing refuses to compromise but cannot persuade Cheng Yuan to stay. The two break up painfully. Cheng Yuan returns to his hometown, leaving Xu Muqing to face the company investigation and legal proceedings alone. Chapter Eight: During their separation, Xu Muqing adhered to her principles and completed her report, preserving her professional reputation but losing a promotion opportunity. Cheng Yuan encountered Xu Muqing's mother, Shen Lan, in a small town and was surprised to discover that she was his father's mistress from twenty years ago. Cheng Yuan was initially furious, but Shen Lan explained that she had also been deceived back then and presented evidence proving that Cheng's father had been cheating on him multiple times over a long period. After a long talk, Cheng Yuan let go of his resentment towards his father and understood the truth behind the family tragedy. Xu Muqing and Cheng Yuan both fell into painful reflection, realizing the importance of each other to them, but they didn't know how to overcome the obstacles. Chapter Nine: Six months later, Xu Muqing was invited to share a case study on business ethics at an industry summit. Cheng Yuan learned about it from the news and decided to face the past. He appeared at the summit and presented her with a restored childhood music box (symbolizing healing from trauma). After Xu Muqing's speech, she saw Cheng Yuan in the crowd, and the two reunited in the conference garden. Cheng Yuan showed her father's diary and the letter left by her mother, proving that he had let go of the past. Xu Muqing shared her growth over the past six months. With Xu Muqing's mother's blessing, Cheng Yuan proposed with a self-made architectural model (the model contained the elevator scene where they first met). A year later, the two co-founded an architectural consulting firm, with Cheng Yuan handling the design and Xu Muqing managing the operations. They found a balance between career and love. The story culminates in the couple being in a home designed by Cheng Yuan, where Xu Muqing no longer panics when faced with a sudden power outage, because...

14. 14 我 I Really Don't Want to Get Any Weirder! 我真的不要再抽象了啊！ Heart Words, Tree Life心言树生Eastern Fantasy146k WordsOngoing [Many clues are planted early on] Lin Qing, a socially anxious university student from the 21st century, transmigrates to another world and gets bound to a strange System that makes him stronger whenever he acts ridiculous in public. "Aaaah! I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of everyone!" says Lin Qing. Years later, standing at the pinnacle of the world's martial strength, Emperor Lin Qing says again, "Act ridiculous? A little bit every day is great! Being ridiculous is good for —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 15 这 This World Seems a Little Too Weird 这个世界疑似有点抽象了 The Da Vinci of Desire欲望的达芬奇Anime Fanfiction115k WordsOngoing Fourth Raikage of the Hidden Cloud Village, A (Demonized) Age: 47 Rank: Tier 4 Ability: [NTR Power] Passive Traits: [Robust Body] [Jaeger’s Power] "Because of his dark skin, muscular build, and shock of blond hair, he suffered a cruel injustice: a powerful artist sealed him inside the world of adult comics. He was forced to become the protagonist in certain stories and made to do things he never wanted to do. Every day, his life was controlled like a puppet on strings... Until one day, he and th —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 16 不 Stop Being Weird or Die 不抽象就会死 One Who Is Formless Like the Great Dao大道无形之人Urban167k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and woke up to find myself livestreaming. When I looked in the mirror, I realized I had become Yao Shui Ge. The prompt [I'll die if I'm not absurd] kept flashing before my eyes, so I could only try to develop my own brand of absurdity… —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 从 Building the School of the Absurd Through Trials 从历练开始建立抽象派 Abstract Writer抽象派写手Eastern Fantasy66k WordsOngoing Cultivation + lighthearted + slow burn + comedy. The first 20 chapters move a little slowly. A certain sect's Grand Elder: "That bastard Zhang Yu stole my granddaughter! I'll rip out his bones and refine his soul!" A certain rogue cultivator: "He stole my daughter too. I won't rest until one of us is dead!" A certain emperor: "You beast! You even stole one of my princes!" The great masters of the cultivation world: "Kill him! Kill him!" Zhang Yu: "They joined my Absurdist Sect of their own free —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 在 Can Being Absurd in Another World Get You Anywhere? 在异世界搞抽象会有前途吗？ Tom on the Tracks卧轨汤姆Eastern Fantasy107k WordsOngoing “Congratulations, you’ve bound the Super Ridiculously Overpowered (derogatory) System!” The emotionless voice rang in the crab’s ears. “Huh? Is it finally my turn to get a System?” The crab was overjoyed. “I know the drill. Since it’s a Super Ridiculously Overpowered System, do I follow the usual steps, or am I invincible right away?” “Host, please read the title carefully.” The crab opened the System interface and saw the words “derogatory” in parentheses. His face instantly went blank. “Explai 11Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 19 封 Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦 Candy in My Pocket兜里揣糖Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th 9.6kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious, it's so funny I can't stop laughing, hahaha 🥰

20. 20 被 The Hundred Officials Go Crazy After the First Emperor Hears Their Thoughts! 被始皇读心后，文武百官卷疯了！ Gu Qijin顾七堇Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Developing the Qin Empire + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Infrastructure Building + No Romance + Everyone’s Favorite + A Cast of Smart Characters] The genius PhD Gu Lingxue woke up one day and transmigrated to the Qin dynasty! With a wave of her little hand, she decided to become an official! If she became an indispensable favorite of Qin Shi Huang, wouldn’t she be able to make the rules? Just as she was drawing up all kinds of development plans, she never expected Ying Zheng to hear 16.1kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves

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    It's true that I've touched on all sorts of types, some of them quite abstract (Sisters, look at me!!!!).

21. 21 斩 Slay the Gods: One Strike to Decide the Fate of the World 斩神：一杵定乾坤 Mr. Funny Rabbit滑稽的兔先生Female-Channel Fanfiction257k WordsCompleted In the prehistoric world, after the great calamity of the Journey to the West, Nanxing accidentally becomes caught up in a tribulation and bears its karmic burden. With no other choice, Zhunti and Jieyin send their younger sister to a small world devoid of spiritual energy. But a mistake during the process sends her tumbling into the Kill the Gods world instead. From then on, the Kill the Gods world gains a young woman who excels at preaching “Buddhist teachings.” “Good sir, you should show comp 1.8kReads8.6Score226Shelves
22. 22 抽 After I Started Drawing Cards, Why Are All the Chosen Ones Clinging to Me? 抽卡后，气运之子怎么都缠上来了 One of the Idlers闲人之一Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Short drama and comic adaptation now available [Immortal cultivation card-draw System + play the pig to eat the tiger, beautiful, strong, and satisfying + one soul in two bodies + a battlefield of competing suitors + irresistible to men + romantic tension but no official couple + hilarious, absurd, drama-loving female lead + all male leads are pure] [The female lead is the strongest by the end!] Xia Wantang transmigrates into a cultivation novel with an ensemble of male leads, becoming a cannon- 8.4kReads9.1Score1kShelves
23. 23 叶 Ye Luoli: Slaying My Way Through the Fairy Realm 叶罗丽之杀穿仙境 Anyone Got Some Dirty Money to Spare?谁有烂钱给我恰一下Anime Fanfiction366k WordsCompleted After reading lots of Ye Luoli fan fiction, I couldn’t help watching the animated series. Emmm... I feel like everyone’s been going a little easy on them, so I decided to write one myself. [Warnings: I think everyone in Ye Luoli is messed up, so I really will kill some people off. The author is a Prince Water hater, a Xin Ling hater, a Spirit Princess hater, a Yan Jue hater, and a hater of the main group. There are basically no couples, though there may occasionally be a tiny bit of romance. Mos 31Reads6.7Score—Shelves
24. 24 挖 You Want to Dig Out My Golden Core for the Heroine? I’ll Send the Whole Sect into My Imperial Banner 挖我金丹给女主？全宗进我人皇幡 That Mountain Far Away远方那座山Ancient Romance942k WordsOngoing [Strong Female Lead] [Morally Gray] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Self-Righteous] [No Romance] Jia Ying transmigrates into a cultivation novel, becoming the vicious villainess who serves as a foil to the heroine, Ruan Jiaojiao. After her golden core is ripped out, she looks at her mixed spiritual roots and damaged foundation, then resolutely embarks on the path of demonic cultivation! You dare rip out my golden core? Then the whole sect can go into my Human Emperor Banner! By day, she exudes the r 49.3kReads9.1Score6.8kShelves
25. 25 抱 Sorry, I’m Crazy. Keep Your Weirdness Away 抱歉，我有疯病，诡异勿扰 Hot Pot Tripe火锅涮毛肚Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Dark Fairy Tales + Horror Game + Livestream + Hilarious + No Romance + Unconventional Ending] My name is Shi Yu, and I'm mentally ill. One moment I was asleep, and the next I had been transported into a horror game called “Little Red Riding Hood.” Black smoke was rising from Mom's head, and the cake meant for Grandma had been mixed with an unidentified kind of minced meat... The game was being livestreamed to the entire world in real time. People watched in astonishment as, while the other p 21.1kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
26. 26 你 Why Did You Have to Mess with Her? Her Sanity Is Only 20 你说你惹她干嘛，她精神值才20 No Wind Without Rain不有风兼雨Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow + No CP + Strong Female Lead + Powerful Protagonist] After reliving the psychiatric hospital instance a thousand times, Fu Hua finally cleared it. Only then did she learn that she had entered a place called the Myriad Worlds. Here, you had to keep clearing game instances to stay alive. But with a Sanity level of just 20, she had this to say: Great, great, now I can really let loose! The instance worlds weren't reality, so she could go crazy all she wanted. She didn't have to spare 3.8kReads8.9Score617Shelves
27. 27 规 Rule Horror: Who Taught Her to Play Dungeons Like That? 规则怪谈：谁教她这么打副本的？ Abundant Good Fortune福气多多Mystery238k WordsCompleted What rotten luck. Ling Shuang is troubled. She looks at everyone else's insanely cool, overpowered talents, then at her own: Daily Mental Breakdown (1/0). Ling Shuang closes her eyes and decides to make the most of the virtues of being mentally ill. [Everyone Is Equal] An NPC says viciously: "What? You're crazy, so why don't you just die?" Ling Shuang grins eerily as she has an episode: "You discriminate against the mentally ill? You should die, too!" The NPC is confused: "How are you even crazi 130Reads8.0Score—Shelves
28. 28 粉 Pink-Haired Lolita Turns to the Underworld: How Many Masters Could the Supernatural Have? 粉毛萝莉成黑道，诡异能有几个师 DddKMystery842k WordsOngoing [Gender-bender + System + national destiny + supernatural horror + invincible protagonist + unstable mental state] After transmigrating to Blue Star, Ji Ning'an becomes a pink-haired little girl, awakens the Black-Mafia-Boss-in-the-Making System, and gains the ability to wield an infinite arsenal. Just as Ji Ning'an devotes herself to cracking down on criminal gangs around primary and secondary schools, she is unexpectedly chosen by the supernatural horrors and becomes a participant representing 1.1kReads9.0Score159Shelves
29. 29 离 How Ridiculous! Who the Heck Wears a Dress to Escape the Apocalypse? 离谱！谁他喵末世逃亡穿洋装啊 Soup Dumplings Are Delicious汤饺超好吃的Sci-Fi & Apocalypse328k WordsCompleted [Zombies + natural disasters + spatial storage + special abilities + no romance and no betrayal + adored by all + Mary Sue wish fulfillment + an insanely powerful golden finger + limitless imagination] In the chaos of the apocalypse, A woman in a dress strolls leisurely across the ruins, holding a flowered parasol. Behind her are heaps of rotting corpses. She is clean, beautiful, and utterly composed. The domineering ability users mistake her for someone’s caged songbird and try to take advantag 785Reads8.5Score114Shelves
30. 30 镇 The Dragon-Suppressing Coffin and the King of Hell's Fate 镇龙棺，阎王命 Feiyi匪夷Mystery4.9M WordsOngoing They severed my tendons and buried me alive in a sealed coffin, but they didn’t know I was born with the fate of the King of Hell! [Folk horror, feng shui and talismans, incense offerings] Feng shui and fortune-telling, painted-skin demons and spirit summoning, walking in the shadows and corpse driving, corpse-raising spells and curses, yin tattoos and talismanic needles, puppets controlled by strings, red doors sealed with wax, Dogs digging graves on Burial Mound Ridge, ghosts feasting in the R 308.4kReads9.4Score27.5kShelves
31. 31 斩 Slay the Gods: I Just Want to Sell Some Medicine 斩神：我只想卖个药 It's Alan是阿兰呀Female-Channel Fanfiction686k WordsCompleted [God-Slaying + Strong Female Lead + Everyone's Favorite + Powerful Big Shot + Healing + Original Headcanons, OOC Ahead] Yue Heng was exhausted from doing missions and wanted to take a break, but she never expected the System to dump her in a parallel Xia Kingdom that wasn't safe at all. All she wanted was to lie flat and slack off, but with the dangers brought by the “Mysteries,” she had no choice but to return to her old trade: selling medicine. “Classmate Qiye, do you need medicine? This pill 416Reads8.9Score102Shelves

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    Abstract as it may be, it's still quite beautiful (look at me, ladies!!!!).

32. 32 海 Survival at Sea: What a Waste! I Build a Villa on a Desert Island 海上求生：败家！我在海岛建别墅 A Plot of Land at Home家有一口田Sports307k WordsCompleted [Everyone Survives at Sea + Natural Disasters + Infrastructure Building + Golden Finger + No CP + Weak Female Lead Early On, Strong Later] The apocalypse arrives, and humanity is cast adrift to survive at sea. Starting out with a little wooden raft. Blizzards, scorching heat, monster invasions, poisonous sunlight... Li Qing is a total weakling. After losing her fishing rod at the start, she lies flat and waits to die, only to get a wasteful-spending System. Waste money in a survival game? Are yo 422Reads8.4Score103Shelves
33. 33 高 High Martial: After Transforming, I Can Load Underworld Traits 高武：变身后，我能加载阴间词条 Skyline Civet天际狸Urban991k WordsOngoing [Urban High Martial] [Feel-Good Story] [Gender-Bending] [Traits] [Proud Female Lead] Fu Xue transmigrates to Blue Star in the High Martial era and awakens a Trait System on the day of the college entrance exam! But why do these traits seem more and more wrong the more she reads them? [Best Friend: Your charm is irresistible, and everyone wants to be your best friend] [Side Effect: You develop an appetite for your best friends] “...This is wrong. So wrong!” [Bookworm: You never forget anything yo 6.7kReads9.0Score657Shelves
34. 34 手 With Three Systems in Hand, Her Spirit Treasures Are More Than a Little Abundant 手握三个系统，她的灵宝有亿点多 Qing Ruyue卿如月Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible Power Fantasy, Pure Wish Fulfillment, No Romance, The Female Lead Shines on Her Own, No Angst, and She Knows Exactly How Strong She Is] From the start, Tang Yue gets a Sect-Building System. As long as she takes in disciples, grows the sect, and raises its reputation, she can become stronger. Just as Tang Yue is getting ready to go all out, she unexpectedly gets bound to two more Systems. One is a sign-in System, and the other is a rebate System. Both Systems are fiercely competitive. 20.3kReads8.8Score3.2kShelves
35. 35 分 Sending Clones to Ye Luoli? I'm Just Here for the Laughs 分身闯荡叶罗丽？其实是乐子人哒 I Wasted the Whole Day Without Meaning To大意水了一天Anime Fanfiction586k WordsCompleted Min Yun is unlucky enough to get into a nasty accident on a high-speed train, then transmigrates into the world of Ye Luoli as the so-called Fairy of Fate. But Damn it! I don't have even a shred of fairy power! My inheritance says to change the plot, so fine, I'll change it. But then again, why am I trapped in the void from the start?! Good thing I can create clones: a king, a teacher, a blacksmith, a doll girl... Go make a name for yourself in the Fairy Realm (and cause trouble)! Min Yun only w 2.2kReads9.3Score198Shelves
36. 36 抱 Sorry, You’ll Never Catch Up to Me, NPC 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.5kReads9.3Score4.1kShelves
37. 37 花 Spending Money Is Just My Job, So Why Are They All Falling for Me? 花钱只是工作，怎么全成翘嘴了？ Half a Lifetime of Freedom半世逍遥Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Tycoon] [Multiple Heroines] [Underdog Comeback] [Stable Currency] [Fish Pond] Locked up in solitary confinement more than a dozen times. Poor loser Yang Fan unexpectedly acquires the Big Sap System. Spending money on beautiful women earns him cash back, and from then on he rises to the pinnacle of life. Don't think being a Tycoon is all fun. The truth is, you can't even imagine how much fun it is. "Any problem that money can solve isn't a problem, including the beautiful women and their love... 95.4kReads9.1Score6.9kShelves

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    An underdog's rise to fame leads him to the top of the school beauty list, and his life takes off.

38. 38 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5kShelves

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    Then I have to bring out this book, haha. The main character is incredibly witty; I admit it's my go-to book for life.

39. 39 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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    Each defeated reader transforms into ink marks that blend into the protagonist's skin. What ultimate truth will these totems eventually form? - When the protagonist discovers that the entire textual universe is merely a child's scribbles, how will he break through the narrative blockade of the fourth wall?

40. 40 季 Mr. Ji, Stop Hurting Me. Miss Shu Is Already Married 季总别虐了，舒小姐已嫁人 Warm Words温言暖语Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted As Ji Sihan’s secret lover, Shu Wan stayed by his side for five years. She thought that if she was obedient and sweet, she could warm his heart. But she never expected to be abandoned in the end. Shu Wan had always been gentle. She neither argued nor made a scene, and didn’t even ask him for a penny. She simply walked out of his world. But when she was about to marry someone else, he suddenly pinned her against the wall and kissed her like a madman. Shu Wan couldn’t quite figure out what Mr. Ji 27.5kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves
41. 41 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 92.2kReads8.8Score8.5kShelves
42. 42 高 High Martial: I’m a Chef, and Even Martial Saints Beg Me to Cook 高武，我一厨师，武圣求着我做饭 Little Fish Loves Writing小鱼爱码字Urban542k WordsOngoing [High Martial] [Gourmet] [Lighthearted] [Feel-good but not mindless] [Pseudo-ensemble cast] [Invading races are all pushovers!] [Savage beasts are all delicious!] Lin Min arrives in a High Martial world, planning to become a spirit chef, train his younger sister into a Martial God, and then lie flat and enjoy a carefree, happy life. But before he can put his plan into action, he discovers that this world is far from simple, and there are especially many children of destiny! His younger sister, L 123Reads8.8Score—Shelves
43. 43 收 After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her 收养落魄女主后，惨死在她面前 Li Huan离焕Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [In your first simulation, you transmigrate to a cultivation world.] [You become a refugee fleeing famine. Along the way, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her older brother.] [You depend on each other and become one another's only support.] [At the end of the simulation, you shield the grown girl and give your life to hold off a horde of demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in her eyes goes out too.] [In your second simulation, you transmigrate to a world where steam and mag 119.3kReads9.1Score14kShelves
44. 44 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 36.5kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
45. 45 开 From the Start, I Was Divided Up for Food, So I Swallowed the Evil Spirit Whole 开局被分食，我直接生吞邪崇 Bi Huo彼火Urban1.3M WordsOngoing "A Must-Read in 2026" [Eerie Revival]+ [Revenge before the day is out]+ [Saintly do-gooders must die]+ [The protagonist is crazy, not stupid]+ [No female lead]+ [This is actually a food story] The red moon rises, and the eerie returns. After transmigrating to a world where the eerie has returned and evil spirits roam the earth, Ye Kui opens his eyes to see himself being devoured by monsters! But if monsters can eat people, there’s no reason people can’t eat monsters! After three years of plottin 8.6kReads8.9Score848Shelves

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    Recommended, I felt it was great.

46. 46 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 111.2kReads9.3Score10.2kShelves

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47. 47 满EN A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th 21.1kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves
48. 48 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves
49. 49 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.1kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
50. 50 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 64.3kReads8.7Score6.2kShelves

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