Cultivation + lighthearted + slow burn + comedy. The first 20 chapters move a little slowly.
A certain sect's Grand Elder: "That bastard Zhang Yu stole my granddaughter! I'll rip out his bones and refine his soul!"
A certain rogue cultivator: "He stole my daughter too. I won't rest until one of us is dead!"
A certain emperor: "You beast! You even stole one of my princes!"
The great masters of the cultivation world: "Kill him! Kill him!"
Zhang Yu: "They joined my Absurdist Sect of their own free will. How's that my fault?"
Many years later, the Grand Elder said, "Sect Master Zhang, let me join the Absurdist Sect. My granddaughter really doesn't need to grow up anymore."
A powerful rogue cultivator sneered, "Bah! I'm already an outer disciple of the Absurdist Sect. Get in line."
The emperor begged, "Immortal Zhang, my lifespan is nearly over. I'll get on my knees and beg you. Please let me join!"
The great masters of the cultivation world: "Old pro, take me along!"
It was all because Zhang Yu possessed the Absurdist Sect System, which contained countless opportunities that drew powerful cultivators like moths to a flame. But this System seemed a little... improper?
