Any Particularly Absurd Books Out There? 有没有特别抽象的书

651 劳 Lao Bu: Come On, Bro, Let Me Play One Round with the Broken Army! 劳布：敢让我刷一把破军吗？老弟 A Billion Tiny Mice in One Bite一口亿个鼠鼠宝12k WordsCompleted Lao Bu: Come on, bro, let me use Broken Spear once! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Yes, yes, there are nine books like this in total [smile][smile][smile]. Both players and non-players of King of Glory fell silent.

658 我 I Survived the Harem to the Grand Finale by Being Brazen 我靠嚣张在后宫活到大结局 Oriental Leaf with Milk东方树叶加奶Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted The groom died suddenly, and the imperial edict turned to ashes. With my power as an imperial relative, my immense wealth, and the blade of my childhood sweetheart, I donned the dragon robe amid the chaos and secured this vast realm. I thought ruling the world was the end, until a teasing voice rang down from beyond the heavens on the day of the sacrifice to Heaven: "This mortal world really is more interesting than a game board." So the three years of people trading their children for food, the 8Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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Look, a new book! A great book!

661 星 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Sci-Fi & Apocalypse131k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book truly inherits the talent for parody! [KISS][May you be blessed immediately][KISS][May you be blessed immediately][KISS][May you be blessed immediately]

663 刘 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Historical1.5M WordsOngoing The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 917Reads5.9Score105Shelves

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Here comes the funny part, it's quite interesting.

664 仙 Corruption in the Immortal Realm: I Use the System to Rewrite the Laws of Heaven 仙界反腐：我用系统重构天道规则 Honghu Sheng虹湖生Eastern Fantasy269k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Shi Yongxing, was an upright, incorruptible junior inspector in the Immortal Realm. Because he refused to join in the corruption, he was framed for murder and cast into a perilous situation on the brink of death. At the very last moment, he unexpectedly bonded with the [Heavenly Dao Credit System] from a higher dimension. The System informed him that the current Immortal Realm, and even the rules of the Heavenly Dao as a whole, had been seriously corrupted. Immortal officials fo 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is indeed a bit abstract!

667 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 374Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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Whether you find it abstract or not, just read it; it's a very funny book.

670 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy810k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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Chapter 225 of "System Leads a Team to Cultivate Immortality" - This chapter focuses on Su Xiaochun and Zheng Fangtao. While investigating the mortal market in Shiquan County, they discover a cruel rule: mortal families send their daughters to cultivator families as concubines. Those who give birth to children with spiritual roots are promoted to wives, holding a higher status than the men—those who cannot bear children have nothing for life. Su Xiaochun's eyes redden. Zheng Fangtao adds that the men are also forced into this situation. Su Xiaochun wants to curse but can't find a target—both are right; the fault lies not with any one person, but with the system. After listening, Li Xu says, "Once you learn to cultivate immortality, do you forget the path you came from?" His family is a mortal family in Nanbu County; his father passed away at forty-five. He isn't sympathizing with mortals from the cultivators' perspective, but questioning the cultivators from the mortals' perspective. Zhang Chen says, "The difference between immortals and mortals is no smaller than the clouds beneath our feet and the mud on the ground." Sympathy is unreliable; empowerment is necessary. Su Xiaochun concludes with five words: "Brother, you have to be with me." She's not being coquettish; she's stating her position: she wants to do this too. Chapter 226's title is a question mark—"Body Cultivation, the Mortal Answer?" Li Xu proposed an idea: simplify the body cultivation method, skipping true qi and using only essence blood, so that mortals could also cultivate. If essence blood is abundant, it could at least allow mortals to live a few more years. His father passed away at the age of forty-five, and his eyes were wet when he said this. Wang Yuan remained silent for a long time in this chapter. He imagined the Great Dao Laws of the cultivation world from the perspective of the United Nations on Earth, and finally came to a conclusion: institutional reforms are only a temporary solution; the Great Dao of the world must be transformed to achieve relative fairness. This idea was so grand that he dared not easily utter it. Senior Sister Zhou listed Zhou Xiaowu's special abilities: immunity to divine sense attacks, the art of words, and interspecies communication. Wang Yuan said that Huo Xu required that they both withstand the Heavenly Tribulation for her after they both formed their cores before the mystery could be revealed—it seems that Xiaowu's background is more complicated than we thought. Su Xiaochun was pulling Zheng Fangtao's hair again in this chapter, and Li Xu silently handed over some hair and then cast a spell to remedy the situation. Zhang Chen noticed that Li Xu had also lost a significant amount of hair and chuckled silently—she had already figured out the dynamics of this trio. Next chapter, will she take Zhang Chen back to Xingxian City to experience the joys of triple cultivation? And then—Medicine King Valley, off we go! Please add to your favorites and follow the updates!

671 十 The Tenth Day's End: A Troublemaker's Paradise 十日终焉乐子人 Spring Breeze, Summer Cicadas, Autumn Moon, Winter Snow春风夏蝉秋月冬雪6k WordsCompleted The End of Ten Days: Mischief Maker 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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A person who enjoys abstract things...

675 重 Reborn as the Fiery Cloud Evil God 重生之我成了火云邪神 Xiao Tiancai晓田采Male-Channel Fanfiction249k WordsCompleted Huh, I actually became the ultimate king of killers? This mental hospital is pretty comfortable. Slippers and a vest are the ultimate gear. What should I say when I end up at Pig Cage Walled City again? 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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The Fire Cloud Evil God is very abstract.

678 附 Possessing a Haunted Apartment, I Livestream Scaring the Entire Internet 附身凶楼，我直播恐吓全网 Big China Lad大华小伙Mystery175k WordsOngoing [Livestreaming to Stay Alive] [Building Incarnation] [Turning the Tables with Pranks] [Influencer Feuds] [Urban Supernatural] When other people transmigrate, they become emperors or tycoons. Wu Shen, though, transmigrates into an abandoned building. The good news is that he can control all the facilities inside the building. The bad news is that all he can control are the facilities inside the building. To keep living, he unlocks a livestreamed exploration feature. He gathers energy from his vie 467Reads5.5Score103Shelves

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The male protagonist transforms into an abandoned building. Is that abstract enough?

680 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 1.9kReads8.6Score148Shelves

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Each chapter contains at least ten jokes, guaranteed to keep you laughing. This is Tomato's number one comedy book—who can compete?!

681 史 The Strongest in History Vs. The Strongest Today: Xiang Yu Takes on Xiaochuan 史上最强vs现代最强项羽打笑川 Utterly Weary倦极Urban731k WordsOngoing Western Chu's Hegemon King, Xiang Yu, discovers that he has been summoned to a modern-day arena a thousand years in the future. His opponent is said to be the embodiment of this era’s most powerful surreal humor, and the undisputed king of online antics. Xiang Yu glares coldly. “You rats think you’re worthy of a fight with me?” The next second, a microphone appears in the arena. Sun Xiaochuan adjusts his glasses and grins wickedly. “What the hell are you talking about? Against surreal humor, you 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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Yes, yes.

682 打 Valorant: In Another World, I Take a Dragon's Foster Mother as My Own 打瓦之龙之我在异界认义母 Shen Ru Yige神入一个Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing (I'm new here and don't really know Tomato's rules. Pseudo-DND, not evil, not a Superman, a little abstract.) After working himself to death without ever getting to enjoy life, Zuo Xiangxuan transmigrated into the body of a naturally evil red dragon and was given the name Paslod. Knowing all too well that a young red dragon without its mother's protection was little more than a stray dog on the roadside, he resolved to avoid being treated like one by adventurers and to live a less exhausting lif 145Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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The author, true to his name, embodies a spirit that transcends mere appearance.

684 开 From the Start, a Succubus Walks into the Bar, and the Boss Possesses Me and Knocks Her Out with an Elbow 开局魅魔来酒吧，牢大附身肘晕她 Emergency Rain Shelter紧急避雨Urban132k WordsOngoing Ji An only stepped out of the bar’s restroom, but found that the whole place had somehow erupted into a brawl. And standing on the stage was... a succubus?! Ji Xun thought it was just cosplay, until he saw someone have their heart and lungs ripped out. He tried to sneak away, but his outrageously good looks gave him away. Luckily, that was when the System arrived. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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I got elbowed as soon as I came in.

685 咦 Wait, Isn't the Villainous Husband Supposed to Be the Male Lead? 咦，反派老公不是男主？ Mu Mu Zixi沐木子夕Modern Romance252k WordsOngoing “What’s it like to transmigrate into a book you’ve never read?” Luo Ranran: Thanks for asking. I’m already numb, and trying to figure out the plot. [Pampered, proud heiress of a jewelry dynasty X brooding, devoted CEO of a family business] After transmigrating into a book she had never read, Luo Ranran had no memories of her life before transmigrating, and the original owner’s memories were incomplete too. She had only one thought: stay away from the main characters. But one wild night entangled 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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The premise of a protagonist transmigrating into a book with a hellish start is incredibly novel. While others transmigrate into books with a bang, the female protagonist suffers from amnesia and cognitive dissonance, mistaking reality for the world of the novel. Scenes of drunken blackouts, late-night solitude, and heart-to-heart talks build gradually, creating a striking contrast between Lu Jingchen's silent and reserved affection and Fang Yu's unreserved tenderness. The characters' bonds are delicate and moving, devoid of melodramatic conflicts, and the slow-burning, nuanced romance becomes increasingly poignant with each reading.

687 叛 My Rebellious Childhood Friend Is Too Hard to Win Over, but My Baby-Faced Junior Sister Pushes the Door Open 叛逆青梅太难追，童颜师妹把门推 A Yu Sealed in Dust阿鱼封尘Eastern Fantasy421k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] [Feel-Good] [Reckless and Timid in Equal Measure] The heavens have their way of settling scores. No one escapes their due. In my first life, my rebellious childhood friend beat me into a spinning top. In my second, my gentle junior sister chopped me into mincemeat. Starting over in this life, my System has finally arrived. I, He Su'an, will lie low until the end of time and finally get my revenge. P.S. I gave the male lead a male-oriented System and the sup 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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If you're looking for something abstract, you've come to the right person. Check out the battle between the Soul Emperor and Little Love Immortal Venerable!

688 教 I Taught the Heroine to Be Shameless, but Not to Have No Shame at All 教女主厚脸皮，可没教她不要脸啊 Vulture Riding a Chick秃鹫骑小鸡Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The result of staying up all night reading novels is that one night you pull an all-nighter, close your eyes, open them again, and discover you’ve transmigrated into the body of a villainous male supporting character. Readers of urban wish-fulfillment novels know that the villainous supporting character has to keep courting death for the plot between the male and female leads to move forward. As the villainous supporting character, Long Aotian has to bully the female lead, harass the second fema 22.8kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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🌠(The protagonist, Long Aotian, transmigrates into a supporting character in a novel🤓👆. To avoid a tragic ending, he decides to help the female lead. Meanwhile, Ye Liangchen, the original protagonist, is reborn, thinking he can control the situation. However, he engages in all sorts of abstract and absurd antics, squandering his advantages and ultimately becoming a supporting character😋. Both male and female readers will find Ye Liangchen's actions incredibly baffling [facepalm]👌). Ye Liangchen's abstract behavior has been widely discussed among readers [laughing and crying emoji], earning him various honors and titles, such as: "Innate Suffering Saint Body," "The Knight Who Never Leaves the Stage," "The Spiritual Victory Method," "Redemption Brother," "45º Angle Profile," and other extremely abstract actions [laughing emoji]. Ye Liangchen in this book is undoubtedly the comedic abstract character, capable of refreshing your understanding of abstraction in various ways [laughing and crying emoji].

690 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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I'm not sure if this counts [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

691 一 An Ordinary Man’s Infinite Journey 一个俗人的无限之旅 Beatrice's Pipe贝阿朵的烟杆Urban3.4M WordsCompleted Subverting expectations: a professional lackey and part-time fence-sitter, turning a background character into the protagonist. No System, not a wish-fulfillment story, all fun and antics, perfect for lunatics. The protagonist had to choose between being human and being divine, and chose to become a godlike human. Also known as The Whole Team's Strong, and I'm the Only Weakling Everyone's the Star, While I Play Support How a Fence-Sitter Became the Team's Favorite The Paddling Fish's Guide to Se 2.5kReads7.8Score175Shelves

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The anime/manga style is extremely strong, and some battles even have accompanying dance songs.

692 我 I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙 Summer Soaring to the Clouds夏日凌云Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea 80Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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The straight-laced, iron-willed swordsman likes to attract lightning strikes upon himself.

694 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.4kReads—Score727Shelves

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It's hilarious, a masterpiece of silliness!

696 邪 An Introduction to Heretical Cultivation and Demonic Dao Studies 邪修与魔道学概论 Evil Cultivator Armor邪修甲Eastern Fantasy134k WordsOngoing In the world of cultivation, power is never free, and the truth is often more costly than demonic cultivation. A world that devours people, and two paths that lead to the same end. Lu Renjia crawled out of a garbage heap with a shattered spiritual root. All he cared about was the cost and benefit of staying alive. He saw the world as a ledger whose entries could be calculated, morality as a fuzzy variable, and loyalty as an asset to be appraised. Guided by his unaffiliated cultivator master, h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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I lack theoretical knowledge to support this, and the beginning of the book is somewhat abstract.

698 学 From Underachiever to Top Student: The Tyrannical Math Prodigy Falls for Me 学渣逆袭：霸道数学爱上我 Lysine赖氨酸Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted I wrote this while I was in an unstable state of mind, so please go easy on me. [Underachiever’s comeback + School life + Coming of age + Young, innocent crushes + Inspiring ensemble cast + Occasional comfort] One day, Huang Jiajia, who fails every math test, suddenly discovers that her math textbook has come to life! And if that weren’t enough, it’s now pushing her to study! But the upside is that every time she levels up her math skills, she gets generous rewards! For example, she can order he 681Reads8.6Score150Shelves

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Because, well, so, although, but, because, then, finally, in short, that's how it is. Abstraction is impossible, it will never be abstract in this lifetime. [Smirk][Smirk][Smirk]

699 亲 I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人 A Squirrel Eating Pinecones一只松鼠吃松果Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus 1.2kReads9.4Score110Shelves

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These are pretty good.