The Saint Who Has Tea at the Police Station, an Outlaw Beyond the Law 警局喝茶圣子 法外狂徒
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I Asked You to Simulate Crimes, but You Created the Perfect Crime Scene 让你模拟犯罪,你却制造完美现场
[Mystery + deduction + detective work + occasional comedy + no romance] Zhou You transmigrates and joins a show called Simulated Crime. After being selected for the criminal team, he discovers that his teammate is a beautiful campus belle. Together, they become unstoppable. “The detective world needs Zhou You as much as the West needs Jerusalem!” “When Teacher Zhou wanted to quit the detective scene, I slammed my hand on the table.” “Confirmed: he’s a man who knows how to kill!” “Zhou You, pleas
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- 152 Livestreaming the Discovery of Crime Evidence, I Nearly Got Killed 直播挖出犯罪证据,差点被杀 Sun Yuan accidentally awakened the Time Capsule System and embarked on a path of livestreaming with no way back. On his very first treasure hunt, he dug up evidence of a crime. Sun Yuan stared at the jar he had unearthed, puzzled. “Are those… fingers inside this jar?” Viewers: Be confident and take out the “are those.” Also, streamer, run! That old man behind you is going to kill you. Sun Yuan went on to show his viewers what a truly treasure-filled streamer was. He dug up national treasures, fo 54Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 153 They Asked You to Survive in the City, Not Hunt Down Criminals 让你城市求生,没让你抓捕罪犯 Survive in the city for a hundred days and win a grand prize worth tens of millions. Zhao Yi unexpectedly joins the contest, never imagining that he would activate a System. From then on, the survival game takes a completely different turn. He goes to eat and criminals practically deliver themselves to him; he goes to the bathroom and runs into human traffickers. Director: “I asked you to survive in the city. Why are you causing trouble and arresting people everywhere?” Another contestant: “How 165Reads6.8Score10214d adds
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She’s Back at the Station for Tea Again 她又进局里喝茶啦
When you’re down on your luck, even drinking cold water makes you choke! Zhou Wan can’t help feeling wronged. Why is she always mistaken for a suspect? She could walk down the station’s corridor with her eyes closed by now. Chi Jin has started paying attention to this strange person, too. She acts cheerful and friendly on the surface, but behind closed doors she’s someone else entirely. It seems she has quite a few stories of her own. An outgoing, lonely office worker × a straight-laced detectiv
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- 155 Livestream: A Six-Foot Male Entertainer Becomes a Maid! 直播:一米八男艺人当女仆! Lin Zhao is a C-list entertainer who sings off-key, dances awkwardly, and acts stiffly. Aside from his handsome face, he has nothing going for him. With no other choice, Huang Yang, the boss of Little Sheep Entertainment, tells him to reinvent himself as an influencer. Just then, he unexpectedly awakens a System. By completing daily challenges, he can draw a talent skill: [Spend a day working as a maid at a maid cafe.] [Spend a day as a rideshare driver.] [Sell paintings on the roadside and earn 437Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 156 Shh, This Is a Crime Livestream. Criminals, Watch Out 嘘,这里是犯罪直播,罪犯请小心 [No CP + Livestreaming + System + Crime + Light Suspense] Who else is unlucky enough to stumble upon a crime every time they start streaming? A father abusing his child, a husband killing people, a woman dismembering a body... It's all far too intense. Li Xiaoying is that unlucky person. She graduated straight into unemployment and was originally living at home off her parents. Then her fiercely ambitious aunt suggested she try livestreaming. Li Xiaoying figured she might as well give it a shot, 2.6kReads7.8Score41814d adds
- 157 Someone Tried to Frame Me, So I Put on a Bandit's Mask! 被人碰瓷,我带上了劫匪头套! After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Jin is chosen to play a bank robber in a bank drill. On the day of the exercise, as he heads to the bank to carry out the “robbery,” an old woman falls right in front of him. Old woman: “You knocked me down. You’re not going anywhere until you pay me eight or ten thousand yuan.” With the planned time drawing closer, Lu Jin has no choice but to agree to take the old woman to the bank to withdraw the money. Once inside the bank, as the old woman urges L 2.7kReads8.7Score18014d adds
- 158 I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命,你进狱,警局业绩666 [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret 15.7kReads9.3Score2.2k14d adds
- 159 You Want Me, a God-Tier Expert, to Play a Fugitive? 让我一极限之神扮演逃犯? [Simulated crime + System + livestreaming + extreme sports + the Ozaki Eight] Simulated Crime, a show taking the world by storm! Contestants play fugitives committing simulated crimes on the show, then try to shake off the pursuit teams hot on their heels. Not only does the last fugitive standing win the grand prize, but they can also cash in the loot from their crimes. The production team assumed the contestants would just rob a jewelry shop or a gold store. Then they saw what Lu Yang did, and 22.6kReads7.6Score5.1k14d adds
- 160 Celestial Master: Carve Talismans on Guns, Use Vermilion Sand on Bullets 天师:枪上刻符箓,子弹点朱砂 [Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain] + [The Times Have Changed] + [Five Thunders Technique] + [Decisive and Ruthless]! Zhang Qingxiao transmigrates to a parallel world, inherits the Longhu Sword Seal, and becomes the 99th Purple-Robed Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain. He thought that being a Celestial Master meant he could spend his days drinking tea, staying healthy, and taking it easy up on the mountain. Who knew that on his very first day, zombies would start causing trouble at the foot o 15.4kReads8.4Score1k14d adds
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The System Keeps Feeding Me Success, and I’ve Won So Many First-Class Merits I’m Tired of Counting 系统追着喂饭,一等功拿到手软
Ye Chang’an was once saved by the police, and from then on, he was determined to become a police officer. On his first day at work, just after arriving at the local police station, a voice rang out in his mind. [Ding! Criminal System successfully bound.] [As a professional criminal, you must make preparations before taking action.] [Commit crimes when police presence is thin to reduce the risk of getting caught.] [Mission: Investigate the detailed shift schedule of the police officers at Tangwu
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- 162 Delivering Takeout Outside the Police Station, Every Delivery Earns a First-Class Merit 警局门口送外卖,送的都是一等功 [Police, solving crimes, unbelievable luck, wildly satisfying, efficient methods, livestreaming, food delivery, street stalls, no heroine, no System, decisive and ruthless!] Zhang Yuntian was expelled from police academy after violating its rules and regulations. A spiteful person had used underhanded methods to force him out. With no other choice, he became a food delivery rider. That same day, he received an order from the police station. On the way, he happened upon a variety show called Ordi 20Reads7.1Score—14d adds
- 163 Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon? 直播算命,道长你嘴是管制刀具吧 [Meme humor + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestream] (The rating just came in, so it may be inaccurate. It should rise later. Don't worry, it's safe to read.) Lin Yang transmigrates to a world where nobody believes in Taoism, only to find himself turned into a Taoist priest. Once he earns enough faith, he can receive all kinds of System rewards, and livestreaming is also a quick way to gain followers. So he starts a livestream, but the content gets increasing 142.3kReads8.3Score10.6k14d adds
- 164 A Max-Level Taoist Priest Comes Down the Mountain: You Can Read Fortunes, So Why Become a Cop? 满级道士下山,你不算卦当警察? Zhou Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, and he's a Daoist priest? As luck would have it, he awakens a Daoist System, and one of its missions is to make him become a police officer? Fine. I may not have any professional training, but I can tell fortunes and read faces. "Hmm, your forehead looks dark to me. You've stolen things many times, and you'll soon meet with a bloody disaster." Sure enough, the man gets into a car accident the very next second. After looking into it, the police discove 162Reads7.5Score3614d adds
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I Maxed Out My Criminal Skills, and You Want Me to Pass the Civil Service Exam? 犯罪技能点满,你让我考公上岸?
[Mystery Solving + Supernatural + Face-slapping + System + Parallel Worlds + Dark Skills + Epic Thrills + Police + No Female Lead!] Wang Heng was reborn, only to obtain an infinite parallel-world livestream System! All his skills came from votes cast during livestreams in parallel worlds. Congratulations, Host. You have received the top inheritance of a master poison maker. Congratulations, Host. You have received Level Eight Fitter (limited to firearm manufacturing)! Congratulations, Host. You
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Damn! Is This a Short Drama or Footage of a Murder? 刑啊!你这是短剧,还是凶案录像
[One heroine] Officer, let me explain! This really is a short video, not a crime scene recording! Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student with a fragile constitution. [Ding! Host has obtained the script “Owl-Headed, Human-Bodied Creature.” To help Host film the short video successfully, you have received the temporary skill “Prop Making LV1.”] [The video reaches over 100,000 views. “Prop Making LV1” becomes a permanent skill.] However, Lu Ming never expected that
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- 167 Can You Really Find the Imperial Heirloom Seal in a Shipping Container? Better Check 开集装箱开传国玉玺?建议查查吧 Qin Fang had transmigrated. One moment, he was a young master worth tens of billions. The next, his company had gone bankrupt and he was fifty billion in debt. Fortunately, he activated a rebate System. Every time he opened a container, he could receive a tenfold, hundredfold, or thousandfold rebate. So he joined a show where contestants hunt for treasure in shipping containers, hoping to pay off his debts. On the first day, he found a “girlfriend” worth a hundred thousand. On the second day, he 1kReads8.5Score10214d adds
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Life Is Tough, So the General Performs in Show Business 生活不易,将军在娱乐圈卖艺
[No CP, no romance. No CP, no CP, no CP, no CP, no CP, no CP. Stop asking and stop bringing up girlfriends.] The God of War General of the Tiansheng Dynasty is transported to the modern world by a twist of fate. Not long after arriving, Li Xiu finds himself in a bind. Like an old man trying to figure out the subway, he fumbles around with his phone, searching various jobs on Qiandu. After careful consideration, he chooses food delivery. On his first day delivering food, he ends up owing the plat
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- 169 I Taught You How to Make Money, So Why Are You All in Jail? 教你们挣钱,怎么都进去了? [A streamer who wildly skirts the edge of morality + a streamer who really does what viewers suggest] Xu Bai awakened a Teaching Rebate System. As long as viewers made money by following the methods he taught, Xu Bai would earn a rebate. Wouldn’t that give him all the motivation he needed to stream? In his previous life, he was an opportunist. This time around, coming up with a few ideas to help his viewers earn some pocket money should be a piece of cake, right? And so, the atmosphere in Xu Bai 56Reads8.0Score—14d adds
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My Friend Borrowed My Car and Wouldn’t Return It, So I Handed Him Over to Spend Time in Jail 朋友借车不还,我转手送他吃牢饭
A friend borrows his car, then totals it while driving drunk. But his braindead friend has the nerve to say, “You’re a terrible friend! I’ve just been in an accident, and you still expect me to return the car?” “I’m not giving it back. Go ahead and call the cops if you can.” Li Junyao awakens a Choice System and immediately calls the police, claims compensation, and gets the guy sent to prison, completing the whole assembly-line process. With the System’s help, Li Junyao becomes a streamer who s
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- 171 A Major Industrial Audit: Why Is It You Every Single Time? 工业大摸底,怎么次次都是你 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Tian awakens a black-tech sign-in System. But poor management leads to losses, and all the cutting-edge technology at his disposal has nowhere to go. Then the Dragon Kingdom launches a nationwide industrial survey! "What? You're saying you have thousands of tons of steel cable like this sitting unused?" "That cargo ship is powered by nuclear energy?" "Those drones flying overhead could be turned into bombers with a few modifications!" "And this paint 5.7kReads8.7Score48214d adds
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Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Thug! 老弟,你是警察,不是暴徒啊
Reborn? Xiao Mu: No need to panic. This is nothing. Remembering how he had worked himself to death in his previous life, he wanted to live a lazy life this time around. Fate’s Wheel: No, you don’t. Congratulations, you’ve acquired the abilities of a human weapon, an all-seeing eye, mastery of a hundred martial arts, superhuman hearing, an extraordinary physique, an unparalleled sense of smell, the power to imitate, and more... Xiao Mu: ( ̄ω ̄;) Are you trying to force me to show off in front of ev
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I Told You to Join the Talent Show, Not Get Every Police Officer Watching You 让你参加选秀,没让警察都关注你
Chen Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and finds himself in the body of an obscure celebrity. Hoping to become the nation’s top-tier star, he joins an all-round idol talent show. During the competition, he also activates the All-Round Idol System! Whatever job he does, he can draw a matching professional skill boost. But trouble follows: no matter what job he takes, he manages to attract the attention of the police. He works as a construction laborer and demolishes a whole building! He drives
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My Madman's Organization 我的疯子组织
(Written before I learned how to write. Don't read.) [No CP, the world is completely insane and the author wants to be insane too, mindless story, move along if you don't like it, please don't insult the author, I'm fragile and can't handle bad reviews] Jiang Qiong, a miserable owner of a funeral-paper shop, accidentally binds himself to the You-Reap-What-You-Sow System. The System orders him to livestream his efforts to fight evil and promote good in places rife with wickedness. And that's how
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The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越:古代生存十八法
The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W
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Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的?
Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one
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- 177 I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监,靠沙雕被天下争抢 [Goofy Little Eunuch × Long-Suffering Emperor] Mutually Exclusive Romance Yue Fuling transmigrates into the body of a little eunuch, but secretly she is an assassin tasked with killing the emperor. The emperor can even possess her, and has learned all her secrets. This book is also known as: Everyone knows she’s an assassin except her. Yue Fuling panics and packs up to flee in the middle of the night. Halfway through, flames blaze behind her as several groups of pursuers race after her. Yue Fuli 7.7kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds
- 178 Don't Call Me the Next King of Heaven, I'm Really Just a Driver 不要叫我天王接班人我真是司机 [Humorous and hilarious] [Absurd daily life as a ride-hailing driver] [Livestreaming + entertainment] Chen Mo transmigrates into the body of a ride-hailing driver with terminal cancer and works himself to the bone behind the wheel to save his own life. He drives along, singing songs, and picks up all kinds of oddball passengers. He sings “Tears of a Dancing Girl” for a woman who’s fallen into prostitution; “Your Eyes Are My Eyes” for a blind passenger; “Miss Dong” for a woman cheating on her par 29.3kReads8.3Score2.8k14d adds
- 179 EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds
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Ruthless Cop: You Want Me to Play a Role? I’ll Empty My Magazine Right Here! 悍警:让我扮演?当场清空弹夹!
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 181 I Chose Corpse Driving as My Profession, and the Police Are Losing It 个人职业填赶尸,警察麻了 During summer break, Jiang Bai boldly ventured into the mountains of Xixiang and became a corpse walker. He rings the soul-summoning bell, strikes the ritual gong, and walks between the realms of yin and yang. Even ghosts and gods give way! As Jiang Bai leads corpse after corpse out of the mountains, a passing streamer happens to capture it on camera. The whole internet goes wild! "Holy crap, that's the first time I've seen someone offer a cigarette to a corpse. I'm impressed! Old Liu from Shang 11.4kReads7.6Score1.2k14d adds
- 182 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak 谁让他塌房的!又骚又强还变态 [Showbiz + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp Tongue + One Heroine + Meme Humor] Chen Fang transmigrates into the body of a top-tier starlet with a devoted-dog persona, only to have his reputation just implode. And that’s… great news! To hell with morality. Time to be myself! As soon as he makes up his mind, he gets a Negative Emotion Value System. Now he’s got the perfect boost to unleash his full power! He joins a variety show, and the guests get to choose the program. Then he’ll go on a co 26.7kReads8.9Score2.9k14d adds
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My Slacker Niece and Her Five Unlucky Uncles 摆烂外甥女和她的五个大冤种舅舅
After staying up all night reading a novel only to find it ended terribly, she angrily chewed out the author in the middle of the night, then suddenly died the next day and transmigrated into the novel's world. A critical hit right from the start: afraid she'd starve, she went fishing, but instead of catching a fish, she pulled up a corpse. She reunited with her birth family, only to be poisoned by her own grandfather and sent to the hospital. She joined her second uncle on a farming-and-travel
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A Law-Abiding Citizen 做守法公民
Be a law-abiding citizen
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My 99 Perfect Hunts 我的99次完美狩猎
[Realism] [High-IQ crime] [Masterful mind games] [No female lead] [For readers who love logic] The police in Xikang City received a phone call from someone calling himself Ghost, who claimed he would kill a certain person in three days. More than that, he wanted the police to rush out and protect the target. He intended to carry out the killing under the police's tight security. The police took the threat extremely seriously and made careful preparations. When the three days were up, the result
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- 186 Come On, Is Writing a Novel a Crime? 拜托,写小说也犯法吗? Wait, what?? Is writing novels really this risky?? When more than a dozen SWAT officers storm into a room and pin Su Bai, a third-rate novelist, firmly to the floor, his readers are dumbfounded. Dude, what did you do, break some heavenly law?? At the police station. Su Bai: “It’s a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! I’m a good person!” A good person? What good person writes a novel exactly like a real-life murder case?? Confess everything! Su Bai feels wronged. After obtaining the [Infinite S 39Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 187 My Superpowers Are Criminal, So I Keep Skirting the Line of Getting Banned 超能力太刑,我封杀边缘反复横跳 After Zhao Cheng awakened his memories, he activated the System, which gave him a random superpower each month. His first superpower was called “Words Become Reality.” It could make other people do anything. He told the campus belle to be his girlfriend, and sure enough, she was game. His roommates mocked him? He’d give them a taste of their own medicine. What? You have an older sister too? A rich second-generation brat looked down on him and set him up? Go kill yourself. Later, he gained the po 7Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 188 You're Lucky You Married a Policewoman! 你小子得亏娶了警花! Zhang Ma couldn’t find a job, so he got bound to the Pure Prison Style Lottery System. He thought he’d hit the jackpot, but the skills he drew nearly made him lose it. Underwater Peeping, Master Thief, Gang Boss Aura, Gun Manufacturing... He was stunned by the skills one after another. How was he supposed to use these? But then, to his surprise, he discovered that his outrageous skills kept helping his wife solve cases in miraculous ways. He drew Peeping and helped his wife earn a Third- 17Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 189 Other Middlemen Make Their Cut, but You Sell Arms? 别人中间商赚差价,你卖军火? In the run-up to Singles' Day, I managed to sell exactly one item, and it got refunded??? Lin Feng, an e-commerce middleman, picks himself up wherever he falls. Then he activates the Military Industry Modification System. The Laiyang Steel Plant is dumping steel pipes in bulk? Add rifling, and mortar production in the Middle East skyrockets. Yemen's energy minister needs a large supply of gas cylinders? Fit them with tail fins, and their range doubles. Conflict breaks out in Africa, and Antarcti 22Reads8.6Score—14d adds
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