
I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666
我算命,你进狱,警局业绩666
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
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- Modern Romance
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- Modern Romance High-Concept
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- 8mo ago
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Hello, babies~ I am Kong Shanyu, the author of this article~ Next, I will briefly answer the questions that you are most concerned about, cough cough (Adjusting his tie) (Hold his head high) (Take a confident step) (Appear brightly) (Bow) (Raise a decent smile) (Reveal a charming jawline) (Look into the microphone) This is a group pet article. Our little sister Shi was pampered and spoiled from the underworld, and she is still like this in the human world~ A story about a female protagonist, but no male protagonist~ Officer Lin Luo is a particularly sassy female detective! So there is no ambiguity~ Besides, Officer Lin Luo is married~ She is good to the heroine simply because the heroine is naturally lovable~ (it is turned on because she feels sorry for the heroine who is an orphan (bushi)) Okay, just these two questions for now, if you have any questions, you can ask me~ (Exit confidently) I'm convinced of the typo, at first!
The heroine is an ancestor who was hacked to death when she was cultivating immortals. She stayed in hell for more than a thousand years and returned to the human world. Invincible writing, black and white, and impermanence are all rushing to please her. There are also two ghost servants. The heroine has contact with the police. The police are squatting in the heroine's live broadcast room to make money. The story is interesting and the people are interesting. It is worth watching!
It looks good, keep updating, don't give up, the author is great
It's a bit dull, but it's also the only live fortune-telling article I've read to the end. The same routine is really boring, but the author's writing is okay, and the heroine's character is also good. The only deduction is that the author has to write his own words at the end of the article every time. He clearly has words but doesn't use them. It's really disconnecting to hear the author's words while listening to the book. . . There are also some insulting words that have not been changed. Negative review... I'm really convinced. I'm listening to it and I'm immersed in it. At the end, the author comes up with a mess about himself saying that he wants to lose weight. What exactly is the author's words for? It has to be written into the main text. It's off-putting. Almost every chapter is annoying to death.
,,,,! I want to see it more and more! And although it is a novel, some metaphysics, such as dream interpretation, I really gained experience and learned a lot, but if there really is such a person in reality! I absolutely want to tell a fortune! ! ! The more I read, the more I like it. The logic is clear and everything is clear. I also love Shi Yi's character! He is simply my Internet mouthpiece! That is to say, it's called Putao! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the key is the plot is also great! ! ! More soon, faster, I really want to see it! ! !
It's still okay, there are no big bugs in the plot, there's no female rivalry, there's no frustration, and the heroine is also very powerful. What I like the most is that the person who integrates the heroine into the human world at the beginning is a woman. It is completely different from other books where 99% of the police captains are handsome boys and then readers will complain about it. And one of the better things about this article is that characters like police officers are really self-aware, and they won't constantly test and question the heroine like some of them. The heroine has a very high degree of freedom. The only thing I'm not satisfied with is that the author forced Lin Luo to have a CP and specifically wrote about the CP's past and present life...
Very nice, please update. I have been deceived by several articles marked with no CP. This article is clean and has no CP, which is really touching. I kind of want to eat the policewoman sister's pussy from the heroine's perspective, hahaha, I hope it's a good man.
It seems very good so far. The heroine has her own bottom line and will not be too arbitrary. There are rules in the world, and there are rules in the underworld. The heroine has not done anything beyond the bottom line so far, such as judging those who have done wrong. Anyway, it looks quite comfortable. But... Don't let it end badly. The other new articles I read during this period all collapsed after more than 100 chapters. I hope the author can persevere!
It's quite good-looking. I like the story without cp and the heroine is only beautiful. If you like metaphysical novels, you must not miss [Love]
The author's writing is quite logical, and the details of the characters and other aspects are handled relatively well, making it very interesting. I hope to continue to persevere and work hard to update. Only by writing more can we attract more people to continue to follow the update. Come on (ง •̀_•́)ง