
I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666
我算命,你进狱,警局业绩666
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- Modern Romance
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- Modern Romance High-Concept
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- Why Mess with Her? She's Beaten Up Everyone in the Underworld惹她干嘛?她可是揍遍地府的人Alternate title on Fanqie
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Hello, my darlings! I'm the author of this article, Kongshanyu~ Next, I'll briefly answer some of the questions you all are most concerned about, ahem. (Adjusting tie) (Head held high) (Strutting confidently) (Making a dazzling entrance) (Bowing) (Smiling politely) (Revealing a charming jawline) (Speaking into the microphone) This is a story about a girl who is pampered and spoiled.
The female protagonist is an ancestor who was struck down and killed while cultivating immortality. She spent more than a thousand years in hell before returning to the human world. She is an invincible character. Even the Black and White Impermanence are eager to please her. She also has two ghost servants.
It's so good! Keep updating, don't abandon this story, author!
It's a bit bland, but it's the only live-stream fortune-telling novel I've finished reading. The formulaic plot is really getting boring, but the author's writing is alright, and the female lead's personality is good. The only downside is that the author always adds their own words at the end of each chapter, which feels disjointed when there are clearly authorial notes.
Ahhhhh, I was initially drawn in by the title out of curiosity, just wondering how a fortune teller ended up in the police station. But the style gradually became quirky and hilarious, and the (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) was so realistic! I just couldn't stop reading!
It's pretty good. The plot doesn't have any major flaws, there's no female-female rivalry, and no frustrating moments. The female lead is also quite capable. What I like most is that the person who initially helps the female lead integrate into the human world is a woman, unlike other novels where 99% of the police captains are handsome men and readers end up shipping them.
It's really good, keep updating! I've been fooled by several novels labeled as "no romance," but this one is clean, straightforward, and without a romantic pairing, which is so touching. I'm kind of looking forward to seeing the policewoman's love life from the female lead's perspective, haha, I hope she's a good man.
So far, it seems pretty good. The female lead has her own bottom line and isn't too impulsive. There are rules in the mortal realm and rules in the underworld, and so far, she hasn't crossed any lines, such as judging those who have done wrong. It's quite enjoyable to read. But... Please, please, please don't have a bad ending! The other new novels I've been reading lately all fell apart after chapter 100+ 😭, I hope the authors can hold on!
It's quite good. I like stories where there's no romantic pairing and the female lead is beautiful on her own. Fans of metaphysical novels should definitely not miss this! 🥰
The author's writing is fantastic, quite logical, and the character development and other details are handled well, making it very engaging. I hope you keep it up and update frequently; only by writing more can you attract more readers. Keep it up! (ง •̀_•́)ง