
Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon?
直播算命,道长你嘴是管制刀具吧
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- You're a Taoist Priest, Yet You Want Netizens to Believe in Science?你一道士,让网友相信科学?Former title · until Oct 2026
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Good article and funny jokes. It's not like the two hexagrams are all beauties. The beauties in the two hexagrams follow directly. When you go out, you will be slapped in the face by a beautiful woman. There is no live broadcast of Bingbing's personal interviews. It really saved the literary people who like no cp and no ambiguity.
Oops, you said this book was written. I haven't seen this type of writing for a long time. It almost didn't hit my radar. There are no ambiguous things between the beauties in black stockings and the protagonist. There is only the Taoist priest's poisonous tongue. It's so beautiful and the memes are very dense. Friends, don't worry and read it 😄
Nice! It's looking really good so far! Trust me, author. Don't write about random beauties in beautiful cars or embarrassing classic plots. Just keep the current rhythm!!
At present, it seems that it is a fun story with a single male protagonist, a comedy story, no emotional scenes, the sisters can have fun, it is interesting, very funny, the Taoist has a sharp tongue, I like it
It's quite interesting. It should be regarded as a short story one by one. You can read it when you have nothing to do. And don't have a female protagonist!! I've read too many books that don't have a female protagonist but have a female protagonist at the end 😢
The latest chapter 169, the male protagonist sets up a stall to read horoscopes, because the system is quite capable, funny and humorous, and regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, the male protagonist has a very venomous mouth, there is no pornographic tone, and there is no special description of the female figure or appearance, which is quite good.
There is no cp, and the protagonist, a Taoist priest, is unlikely to be busy with the promotion. There are many jokes and his own original plot. He does not maliciously criticize any group. The people in the live broadcast room are all normal people. The comments in the live broadcast room are not very good. The police are a family. The writing style tends to be funny, fun, casual, relaxed, and insightful The protagonist has a venomous mouth but upright views, is humorous, and has abilities similar to those of the rules system. He honestly tells fortunes and does live broadcasts. The plot also revolves around the customers at the fortune-telling stalls. The live broadcast room connection plot is occasionally interspersed with humor. It is true that there are many popular video jokes, but they are well integrated. There are no vulgar jokes, just some fun types like "You have a son and a daughter, but you will never have a son." Overall, it is suitable to be read for fun. It is a very good novel about the new era 👍
This is the best one I have seen so far. There is nothing weird. There are beautiful bodyguards when you go out, or you are slapped in the face, or you get beautiful women. It is very friendly to people like me who like no CP (✪▽✪)
It's already very good, and it successfully made me laugh, but some of the fantasy in the later period feels a bit weird to me. It's not as funny as the "you talk to the Taoist priest about metaphysics, and the Taoist priest talks to you about physics" at the beginning. Those who are not good at reading can give it a try [Sentiment]
To be honest, in this subject matter, this one is better written. I had a lot of fun reading it. It has a lot of laughs and a lot of jokes. I really like the venomous nature of the Taoist priest. There are also many plots in the middle to help solve cases. It's good to have a background. I met Everything can be solved with just one phone call. It is basically the same as a cool article. It has a firm attitude towards diplomacy and treats our most lovely people with great respect. It is basically adapted from real cases in life. The author has a very fast Internet speed. There are also some bad points. I feel that sometimes some words are used repeatedly, which may make the impression a little worse. Of course, it cannot be ruled out that sometimes they are just used multiple times intentionally, and the narrative may be a bit slow in some places. Finally, it's my personal preference, it's fun without CP!!!!!! There is no special description of women (of course, there is no description of men), and there may be more jokes, but it is within the acceptable range. I can see the feeling of being a group favorite again (my protagonist, the mother-in-law, is like this hhh), Chen Shouan is because Because I can join the club, but for the other elder brothers, I really think they have the same temperament as the Taoist priest, and it's really cool to be protected by the devil hhhhhhh (I can't help it, I want to laugh when I think of Brother Xiaolong's innate ability to pick up children's holy bodies) All in all, if you're bored and want to have some fun, you can check it out (I'm sorry, but I think this Taoist priest still has his charm [laughs evilly] (No))