The Saint Who Has Tea at the Police Station, an Outlaw Beyond the Law 警局喝茶圣子 法外狂徒
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I Asked You to Be a DIY Blogger, Not to Build a Fighter Jet 让你当手工博主，没让你搓战机啊
No female lead + brainless power fantasy After three months of job hunting came to nothing, Xie Lin happens to bind a crafting System and decides to go home, livestream his work, and become a crafting content creator. On his first day streaming, he handcrafts a Gatling gun that can be loaded with ammunition and used to shoot birds. That same day, he's taken to the police station for questioning. On day two, he handcrafts a hidden weapon, the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles, and is once again invi
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- 2 Your Mystery Novels Make You Better at Solving Cases Than the Police? 你写悬疑小说比警察还会查案？ (No System, no female lead, not invincible, mostly everyday life, Conan-like bad luck, cases both big and small.) (Warning: The protagonist does everything for himself and is no conventional good guy. Don’t read if that bothers you. Also, no female lead doesn’t mean no female characters; it just means there are no romantic scenes. Don’t read if you don’t want women to appear.) Other people transmigrate and find opportunities and connections waiting for them. When Lu Ci transmigrates, the only th 7kReads8.9Score84614d adds
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After I Transmigrated, I Mistook Myself for Someone Who Had Kidnapped a Celebrity 穿越后，我误以为我绑架了女明星
Li Mo had just transmigrated and hadn't even figured out who he was when he saw a TV star on the screen, bound hand and foot in his bathroom. Was his new identity that of a kidnapper? What Li Mo didn't know was that countless cameras in his room were pointed at him. This was a new kind of variety show. To make things feel authentic, the production team randomly selected passersby to take on challenges, promising them a reward afterward. "What the heck? This guy actually believes it!" "Does he re
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I’m Just Folding a Paper Gun, So Why Are You Cops Panicking? 我就叠个纸枪，你们警察慌什么？
[The new book, “Everyone's Fawning Over the Heroine? Then I'll Take the Villainous Young Lady Away,” is now available. Feel free to check it out if you're interested! Thanks!] Su Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a handmade-crafts livestreamer. During a livestream one day, a fan suddenly asks: “Streamer, you're so good at folding toys out of paper. Can you make a gun out of paper?” With no other choice, Su Ming starts making a paper gun model on the spot. First, he draws up
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Everyone, Aim at the Idea King and Take the Safety Off 全体都有！瞄准点子王打开保险
Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and signs up for the reality show Three People Walk Together, One Can Teach Me, ready to stir things up. From the start, he awakens the Three People Walk Together, There’s Bound to Be a Mastermind System! The Mastermind, the Man of Action, and the Whatever Bro. In the low hills and foul waters, kindred spirits meet; in the barren mountains and harsh lands, the three big shots make their home! Three people, three schemes, and Jiang Chen is the lunatic
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- 6 Livestream: A Street Test, and I Killed Someone from the Start? 直播：街头测试，开局我杀人了？ A street show designed to test human nature has become a hit on Blue Star. The host uses masterful acting to turn innocent passersby into murder suspects. Different people react in different ways on camera. It keeps the viewers in the livestream on the edge of their seats. The male lead, who has only recently transmigrated, becomes one of those innocent passersby... Just as the audience waits to see how Xu Nuo will break down “Hahaha, look at his face! He’s about to lose it, right? Anyone would 1.4kReads5.9Score10114d adds
- 7 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 249Reads7.9Score10614d adds
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Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请
[Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai
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I Stumbled into a Crime Scene Livestream and Got Arrested as a Drug Dealer 误入直击现场，我被当贩毒的抓起来了
The first time, during a drug bust, Su Yun was arrested. Su Yun: You might not believe this, but I was just helping someone buy some rock sugar, and somehow I became the boss. The second time, during an anti-prostitution raid, Su Yun was arrested again. Su Yun: I was actually sent here to fix a water pipe. Do you believe me? The third time, during a crackdown on human trafficking, Su Yun was arrested yet again. Su Yun: Don’t hit me! I’m just babysitting. Hey, hey, hey! Put those handcuffs down!
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- 10 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1k14d adds
- 11 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 71.1kReads9.2Score6.2k14d adds
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You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？
[Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t
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Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的？
Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money
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- 14 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside 凶犯演太好，特警问我蹲过几年 (Criminal mastermind + showbiz + a little bit of people imagining things) Li Si obtains the [Crime System], and from then on, the entertainment industry gains an oddball. When other people's new movies come out, their fans cheer with excitement. When his new movie comes out, his fans only ask one thing: “Boss, the special police still haven't hauled you off to jail?” Film Emperor: “The first time I acted opposite him, I thought the crew had hired someone straight out of prison. But it turned 4kReads9.2Score57014d adds
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Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始
Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma
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- 16 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
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I Asked You to Simulate an Escape, Not Become an Outlaw 让你模拟逃亡，没让你成法外狂徒
[Escape + livestreaming + laugh-out-loud comedy + onlookers eating up the gossip + outlaw antics + ensemble cast + no romance] Big news: Virtual World: The Escapees is now live! Nobody expected such a spectacular start: one of the pursuit experts has gone missing, and so has the director. The whole internet is in an uproar. Meanwhile, Su Jiu quietly takes the credit, bringing along two “hostages” to contribute to the escape effort and help it grow bigger and stronger! She sells candy online, onl
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- 18 Insane! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw 癫！绑定系统后，我成了法外狂徒 [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 12.3kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds
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Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗
[Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up
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The Eerie Spirit Medium: My Doll Can Really Manifest Spirits 诡异降神师：我的娃娃真能显灵
[Ghosts in the Book!] [Dark Tone!] [Villain Protagonist!] [Urban Supernatural!] [Horror Aesthetic!] [Invincible from the Start!] A sinister doll saws someone to pieces, a red-clad vengeful ghost claims lives at the airport, a hundred ghosts hunt people down along a ten-mile street, the dead rise again in a crematorium, and corpses dance wildly in an abandoned hospital... None of these things happened to me. They are all stories I wrote. My name is Yang Ning. I am an heir to the Ling Men, a profe
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Livestream: I Said I’d Never Killed Anyone, and the Lie Detector Went Off 直播：我说没杀过人，测谎仪响了
A new interview show took the country by storm. The host randomly picked people on the street and asked them questions. Answer, and you could win cash! That day, the host came across Jiang Feng. With a teasing smile, the host asked, “Jiang Feng, have you ever killed anyone?” Jiang Feng smiled faintly and said, “Life is precious. We should all cherish it.” After leaving him with those words, Jiang Feng walked away. But the moment he was out of sight, the lie detector in the host's hands let out a
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The Metaphysics Masteress Got the Wrong Script 玄学大佬她拿错了剧本
[Light horror + doting romance (she pampers him at first, then they spoil each other) + several paranormal tales woven throughout] Rumor has it that the refined, shrewd, and highly intelligent president of the Su Group, the pride of the capital, was sold off by his mother. His price: three Soul-Anchoring Talismans. The buyer's demand: get married within three days. The buyer: Mu Yaoguang. A metaphysical expert born with Yin-Yang Eyes, exceptionally gifted in ghost-hunting, feng shui, physiognomy
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I Can Understand Animals: Now I'm a Regular at the Police Station 听懂动物语言：我成了警局常客
No romance pairing + cute animals + a deathly aura + fiercely protective Sui Nuan, a wealthy, beautiful young lady who transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder lovesick fool, dumps her boyfriend, who’d been living off her while taking advantage of her, then turns around and buys the top-of-the-line fishing gear she’d dreamed of owning in her previous life. Excitedly, she devotes herself to her lifelong passion: fishing. What’s a man, anyway? Nothing beats the thrill of catching a huge fish y
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I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？
Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre
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Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案
They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan
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- 26 Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星？ One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H 33.1kReads8.4Score2.4k14d adds
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What Can’t This Angler Catch? 这钓鱼佬什么都能钓啊
[No Fishing Bait Tricks + Absurd + Funny + System + Livestreaming] Jiang Ping: the most authentic outdoors streamer While every other streamer was playing games with their audience, he decided to show everyone what a real fishing enthusiast was like. Then he unexpectedly awakened a System. The only problem was that this System was kind of ridiculous: anything could take the bait. Anything but fish!
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I've Been Captured as a Mercenary, and You Ask If I Can Join the Army? 当雇佣兵被抓过，你问我能当兵吗
On the day third-year college student Qin Lang signed up to enlist, the whole city was thrown into an uproar. More than a hundred armed special police officers surrounded the recruitment office just to invite someone to the police station for a cup of tea? His classmate wept. “I only skipped class, failed exams, surfed the internet, and watched influencers. Can't the police just leave me alone?” Qin Lang remained calm. “They're here for me.” At the police station, an officer pointed to the file
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Fiction Becomes Reality: Is Your Junkie Act Really That Convincing? Investigate Him 戏假成真：演瘾君子这么像？查他
Chen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an unknown extra. After finally signing up for the hit variety show What Is an Actor?, he runs into a well-connected internet celebrity in the very first round of auditions. The fix is in, and he gets the worst script. He has to play a drug addict. At the critical moment, the “Make-Believe Becomes Reality” System successfully binds to him. [Ding! Target role: drug addict. Congratulations, Host, you are now a real drug addict.] What the hell
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- 30 Officer, Come Check Him Out! He Doesn't Look Like He's Acting! 警察叔叔快查他！他不像是演的！ Li Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a fresh-faced celebrity saddled with a huge debt and about to be pressured by a rich older woman into paying it back. Luckily, his golden finger arrives just in time. To avoid living off women for the rest of his life, he decides to play a trillion-yuan tycoon. But fate has other plans... On the first day, he plays a gang boss and terrifies everyone, so the police take him in for questioning. On the second day, he plays a deranged seria 7.7kReads7.7Score42514d adds
- 31 Under Surveillance by the Major Crimes Unit! This Guy’s a Total Pretty Boy 重案组监视对象！这哥真是小鲜肉 Jiang Wen transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s just a registered entertainer, a pretty boy kept by Yang Mi. Rely on pig kidneys to stay alive every day? As if! Just then, he activates the [Good Samaritan] System and decides to use his skills to find a new line of work. It’s just that his particular skills are a little... unorthodox! Perverts, murderers, notorious thieves... He fights crime by doing the opposite of what you’d expect. When a pervert strikes, he joins in. When 554Reads8.8Score—14d adds
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Business Trip to Africa: Working by Day, Fighting by Night? 出差非洲：白天打工，晚上打仗？
As a field employee for a Chinese tech company in Africa, Lin Xiao gets selected for the variety show “The 360 Professions.” He thinks it’ll just be a dull livestream of his daily routine at the factory, but after work, he’s unexpectedly captured by a warlord! Since he’s from China, they treat him well. In the spirit of Chinese friendliness, Lin Xiao casually gives the warlord chief a few strategies. Asked, “How do I defeat the enemy?” “Warfare is based on deception. So when able, appear unable;
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- 33 I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！ Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine! 6.7kReads8.1Score54414d adds
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Drawing Dollars on Livestream, the Police Show Up on the Spot! 直播画美元，警察当场上门！
Lin Ze draws U.S. dollars on livestream. As viewers in the chat chant, “Grow bigger and stronger, and make our glory shine again!”: Day one, the police show up: someone filed a report. Day two, the police show up again: We’re just here to get some details. Day three, the police show up yet again: Nothing much, we just wanted to see if you were home. Day four, looking at the line of police officers in front of him, Lin Ze finally can’t help saying, “Why don’t you just move in with me?” After that
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- 35 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷，亲身普法娱乐圈 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 193Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 36 I Asked You to Make Fake Props, Not the Real Thing 让你造假道具，你居然来真的 Art student Lin Anle joins a production crew’s livestream audition to apply for a prop-maker position. Assistant director: You’re good at drawing? Then can you draw U.S. dollars freehand? Over the next ten minutes, Lin Anle uses nothing but a pen to draw U.S. bills so realistic they look genuine. Supporting actor: So what if you can draw well? Unless you can actually make money. So Lin Anle makes U.S. dollars, from boiling paper pulp and creating watermarks to mixing color-shifting ink. They eve 215Reads6.3Score—14d adds
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Transmigrated as the Blacklist's Heiress, I Help My Crew Find New Jobs 穿成黑道大小姐，我带手下再就业
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- 38 The Entertainment Industry's Street Drifter: I Took Bandits on a Wild Ride from the Start 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 43.5kReads9.0Score5.8k14d adds
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Report: I Dreamed About the Crime Scene Again 报告，我又梦到案发现场了
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Mastering Every Way to Die and the Ultimate Acting Skills 精通所有死法，掌握最强演技
[Acting on Set] [Absurd Comedy] [Dark Humor] [No CP] [Lighthearted] Also known as “Die on Cue, and the Director Will Lose His Mind” “I’m telling you, nobody here can outdie me.” So says Luo Nan, an actor with all kinds of ways to die. Director: “Guys, you wouldn’t believe it. I just told him to make the hanging scene look more realistic, and he actually found a rope and hanged himself.” Screenwriter: “Why are you looking at me? He said the plot could be more exaggerated, so I wrote a death where
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- 41 I Woke Up with 40 Murder Cases on My Hands 一觉醒来：我背上了40起命案 Chen Xiao wakes up to find everything around him strangely unfamiliar. The only thing beside him is a diary. He thinks it might explain his current predicament, but as he reads, he begins to doubt whether its contents are real. It is clearly a record of crimes committed by “himself.” Just as Chen Xiao is about to read on, the piercing wail of police sirens downstairs jolts him awake, and he can't help imagining the worst... 29.5kReads9.3Score3.1k14d adds
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Detective Conan: The Overworked Undercover Agent Doesn't Want to Work Overtime 柯南：社畜真酒不想加班
Original title: Detective Conan: The Overworked True Believer Doesn’t Want to Work Overtime [Detective Conan fan fiction, no romance, true believer, Black Organization side, no switching sides, no redemption, protagonist doesn’t know the plot] From the moment he entered the Organization’s training camp and learned that only one person in each group would survive, Tsurumi Genqing had already seen his future. He would either die in the dark world, or make a fatal mistake, get captured by the pol
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Brother Dao Goes Viral in Showbiz, and Fans Beg Me to Stop Killing 刀哥爆红娱乐圈，粉丝求我别杀了
[Lighthearted + no romance + absurd comedy + entertainment industry] [Print edition published | Comic adaptation released] Xiao He acquired a criminal golden finger that let him learn all kinds of criminal skills. But he could only stay alive by continually stabbing people. Xiao He: “I’m a perfectly decent college student. Who’d want to become a criminal?!” Wait, there really is a way! After an accident, Xiao He successfully exploited a bug in his golden finger. By acting instead of committing r
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Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你
He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn
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Livestream Challenge: 100 Times Walking Into Crime Scenes by Mistake 直播挑战，百次误入案发现场
[No heroine + going straight to crime scenes without warning while crimes are in progress + Kindaichi's uncanny luck (Conan's stories focus on killing one, while Kindaichi's leave one alive) + daily life + no CP + goofy comedy + lighthearted] Lu Xingzhou, a fitness streamer, gets a livestream challenge System. By completing challenge tasks set by the top donor, he can randomly earn financial rewards such as money, attributes, and skills. He thinks this will make him rich, help him marry a beauti
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- 46 Lawyer: The Bully Is Innocent? I'll Get Him the Death Penalty! 律师：霸凌者无罪？我送他死刑！ Lin Mo is a top lawyer with a 100% win rate. He transmigrates to a parallel world. His first case is a bullying incident that no one else knows how to handle. Bully: “You’re suing me for bullying? You lousy lawyer, ever heard of the law protecting minors? You start talking about the law, and I can’t help laughing. Guys, ignore him. Keep the music playing and the dancing going!” Lin Mo: “Heh... Dancing sounds great. Finish your bullets, then go dance downstairs.” The final verdict: The bullies ar 116.3kReads8.9Score12.2k14d adds
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Who Touched My Novel? 我的小说谁动的
Xue Mo sat at his computer, typing away with great concentration. “Knock, knock, knock!” A series of urgent knocks sounded at the door. “Who is it?” Xue Mo asked, puzzled, as he went to the door. “The police.” Through the peephole, he saw two people in police uniforms standing outside. One of them held up his police identification. “Does Xue Mo live here?” “Yes, that’s me.” Xue Mo hurriedly opened the door. “We’ve found that several recent murder cases closely match your novel. We need you to as
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Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对
Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi
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Could You Play It Safe? Your Readers Are All Going In With You 你守点法吧，读者都跟你进去了
[Prison Break arc complete; Scam arc in progress] "Officer, you said some prison buddy read that book I wrote, Prison Break, and broke out of prison????" Li Junsheng is a struggling writer whose novels have flopped one after another. Just as he’s preparing to head to a factory and tighten screws, he finally gets his golden finger: the Life Creation System. The System randomly selects a genre and generates a world for a novel. Li Junsheng’s consciousness enters that world, where he lives through
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You Told Me to Loiter in the Streets, So Why Are You Saying There’s a Nuclear Bomb on the Road? 让你当街溜子，你说路上有核弹？
Fast-paced crime-solving + deduction + livestreaming + all kinds of cases + no romance + plot-driven Su Ye awakens the Crime Evidence Livestream System, and everything he sees is evidence! Homemade explosives, dismemberment murders, new drugs, the sex-streaming industry, elaborate pig-butchering scams... Bizarre cases unfold every day. Su Ye: “Miss, let me see your skirt. The victim was wearing it.” Su Ye: “I was just taking a leak, and somehow found a murderer's toilet paper!” Su Ye: “A giveawa
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