I Chose Corpse Driving as My Profession, and the Police Are Losing It

Name: I Chose Corpse Driving as My Profession, and the Police Are Losing It
Author: If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them

个人职业填赶尸，警察麻了

by If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them (打不过我加入)

Status: Completed
Length: 2.7M Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

During summer break, Jiang Bai boldly ventured into the mountains of Xixiang and became a corpse walker.

He rings the soul-summoning bell, strikes the ritual gong, and walks between the realms of yin and yang. Even ghosts and gods give way!

As Jiang Bai leads corpse after corpse out of the mountains,

a passing streamer happens to capture it on camera.

The whole internet goes wild!

"Holy crap, that's the first time I've seen someone offer a cigarette to a corpse. I'm impressed! Old Liu from Shanghai will have one too!"

"Damn, are those Black and White Impermanence corpses he's leading behind him? And he calls them corpses?!"

"Wow, bringing Grandma a corpse for her birthday banquet. Typical you!"

"Police officer: I asked you to write down your occupation, and you put corpse walker?"

Then the world changed. The bronze gate on Mount Kunlun opened, demons returned, and a flood of vengeful ghosts poured into the human world!

The underworlds of nations collapsed, and their gods fell.

In this age of spiritual decline, countries around the world plunged into desperate crisis.

When endless demons attacked China,

Jiang Bai stood alone against them. As his bell rang, 100,000 divine corpses rose from the silent darkness and returned to their rightful places!

"If you've seen China, why don't you bow?"

Other names

Summer Vacation as a Corpse Herder: Exposed by Dai Xiaomei!暑假当赶尸人：被呆小妹曝光！Alternate title on Fanqie

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11.4kReads · 30 days

8.8MReads · all time

1.2kShelf adds, last 14 days

7.6Score

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Keep up the good work, author! This is the first time I've seen this type of book on Tomato Bookstore. The writing is tight and engaging, but the updates are just too slow. ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )
473 likes5y ago
I've been in jail for nine years, and today I'm being released. After reading this short message, I lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and picked up the phone to call the warden: "Save me a breakfast tomorrow, the usual, slightly spicy, with a little less scallion and an egg. Keep that room for me, I'm used to it. Come pick me up a little later tomorrow, I have something important to do tonight!"
259 likes4y ago
It's a very good book. The only downside is the presence of a naive younger sister. It's fine for her to be by the protagonist's side, but please, please, don't let her be the female lead.
124 likes3y ago
Dear author, you are handsome, dashing, elegant, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible, the best in the universe, a lonely master, invulnerable to swords and spears, the only one who matters, a jade-faced gentleman, benevolent and invincible, brave and fearless, indestructible, wise and mighty, brave and unparalleled, indestructible, a hero among heroes, a dragon among men, loyal and…
107 likes4y ago
I hope the author updates regularly, every day, instead of going on hiatus like that author who cried silently for months.
75 likes4y ago
The author's description of soldiers who, even after sacrificing their lives, did not forget to save others is deeply moving. Soldiers are such a lovely group of people! ┻┻⁞=༎ຶ༎ຶ=⁞┻┻
64 likes5y ago
There were so many touching scenes, I really enjoyed it! Keep up the good work, author! I just hope there's no female lead; there are just too many stories where the female lead is such a hindrance.
61 likes4y ago
This book is pretty good so far. Tomato only has this type of novel right now, but there aren't enough of them. My suggestion is to add some ghost pattern makers, corpse stitchers, Taoist priests, paper craftsmen, and the like.
60 likes5y ago
Both times the heroes returned home brought me to tears. Although I haven't experienced it myself, it felt so real. I hope the author continues to maintain this level of quality.
59 likes5y ago
I ask for nothing else, only that the male lead remains beautiful and focused on his career, and doesn't let romantic entanglements interfere with his own life. May Buddha help me.
57 likes4y ago