There Are No Proper Immortals on Crooked-Neck Peak

[Two male leads + ensemble cast + funny everyday life + slacking / happy ending]

The Crooked-Neck Peak of the Luotuo Sect is so run-down that even a roadside teahouse is better. Its former peak master left over three hundred years ago and never came back.

All that’s left behind are two “latchkey kids.”

Bi Yunye and Xi Buzhu are at a loss, stuck looking after this empty shell…

Forget it, let’s get jobs and earn money. Actually, let’s raise chickens and farm…

“Xi Buzhu, you’ve turned the spirit rice into black porridge.”

“This is charcoal-grilled spirit rice. It helps calm the mind…”

The two of them stick together: one has reached the Deification stage but can’t be bothered to move, and the other has reached the Void Refinement stage but can’t keep up with the grind. They’ve never done anything earth-shattering, but when it comes to feeding chickens, cooking, and farming, they’ve got eight hundred tricks up their sleeves…

Then three even stranger people showed up. Yeah, they were all weirdos.

They thought the five of them could live out their days in peace, but Heaven had other plans…

When they finally parted, not even the words “I love you” made it out…

Would they fall into the void, or lose their eternal freedom…?