Any Funny System Novels That Keep the Laughs Coming from Start to Finish? 来点搞笑的系统文，全程无尿点的有吗？

1. 301 全EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 146.7kReads9.2Score14.4kShelves
2. 302 沉 After Sleeping for Ten Thousand Years, I Was Dug Up by the Great Emperor, My Father, to Be a Villain 沉睡万年，被大帝父亲挖出做反派 Takeoff, Aircraft Number One起飞一号机Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Heaven's Chosen Villain + Cunning + Overbearing + Ruthless + Overwhelmingly Satisfying, Unmatched Domination] Su Jiuxiao transmigrates as the heir of an ancient imperial clan, born with a primordial Chaos God Body. Because the Heavenly Dao is incomplete and he cannot become an Emperor, his father seals him away to sleep within an Ancient Divine Origin. Over the next one hundred thousand years, all the Emperors of the myriad heavens perish. And his father actually becomes the only living Emperor 23.2kReads8.5Score2.1kShelves
3. 303 大 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Taoist Priest! 大哥，你是警察啊，不是道士！ Mou Zui谋醉Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [If you dislike cutesy, whimpering heroines, read no further] [Also known as: Me, a humble paper effigy maker, and you want me to crack a major case] When Yue Dong went to a telecom service center to cancel his late grandfather’s phone service, the staff gave him a hard time. “Rules are rules. The account holder has to be here in person!” “You have to follow the rules!” Yue Dong laughed in exasperation, then waved his hand and used his paper effigy-making skills to summon his late grandfather. T 71.6kReads9.2Score7.4kShelves

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   This bookworm is strongly recommending it!

4. 304 你 You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙，强的同时又过分帅气！ Dirt Dog Egg土狗蛋儿Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s 62.9kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves

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   It's so good! I've been watching it on Tomato TV for three years, even changing phones along the way. A treasured collection!

5. 305 娱 Showbiz: We Agreed You’d Play the Victim, So Why Did You Crack Up? 娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了 Paracetamol, Chlorpheniramine, and Amantadine氨酚黄那敏Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Su Ye transmigrated into a parallel world and found himself at the recording of one of the hottest variety shows on a certain fruit-themed platform. He was supposed to build a tragic image and make his debut by playing up his sob story, but instead, he cracked himself up on camera. He thought it would be a major on-air disaster, but somehow he turned things around. One original song stunned the entire audience. The viewers said, “What a fraud! You were supposed to make a living off your sob stor 430Reads8.3Score145Shelves

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   [Smirking][Smirking][Smirking] These books are all pretty good [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm] Lots of laughs, and super funny [Heart][Heart][Heart] Worth a try

6. 306 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves

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   Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

7. 307 多 More Children, More Blessings: The Immortal Maidens' Fertility Goes Through the Roof 多子多福，仙子孕气爆炸 The Sixth White第六白Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama, so read with confidence] Ye Kaishan transmigrated to the Cultivation World and spent his life pursuing immortality and the Dao, but he had no spiritual roots. Fortunately, there was still a way forward. Just as he was nearing the end of his life, the more children, more blessings System arrived in time. A hundred years of hard cultivation couldn't compare to one night for the Patriarch. He founded a sect and carved up the Three Thousand Realms, while Ye family's desc 54.8kReads9.2Score4.9kShelves

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   Highly recommend the first book! 😇😇 It's hilarious! The male protagonist spends his entire life pursuing immortality, but the path to immortality is hopeless. In his eighties, a system awakens, allowing him to have children. Having children makes him stronger. "System, aren't you sixty years too late?" He's practically on his deathbed, his body practically indestructible except for his bones; some of his functions haven't been used in years. [No, the timing is correct.] [Please, host, marry and have children as soon as possible to expand your family line.] "Do you think I can still have children in my current state?"

8. 308 综 Variety Show: I'm a Star, So Why Did You Give Me a Spooky Skill? 综艺：我明星，你给我阴间技能？ Strolling in the Night Breeze漫步夜风Urban596k WordsCompleted Lin Chen, who has transmigrated into this world as a fresh-faced young man, joins a reality show called Career Challenge. But no one expects him to send the entire production off the rails. “We asked you to deliver food, so why are you playing five games at once for customers at an internet cafe, with a 10–0 score after ten minutes?” “We asked you to act like a beggar, so why are you smashing stones on your chest in the street, pounding your head with bricks like your life depends on it?” “We as 18kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
9. 309 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 43kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
10. 310 通EN The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 63.7kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves

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    They're all funny stories 😂😃 Very funny

11. 311 都 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案 Codonopsis-Stewed Chicken党参炖鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 27.2kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    [Cool] "Urban: The Prodigal Son Returns, the State Asks Me to Solve a Major Case" is an amazing book! [Laughing and crying emoji] It's so funny you can't stop reading! Zhang Yang is lazy and carefree, with an incredibly goofy style. He just went to get a foot massage when the police broke down the door and invited him for a "chat"! Luckily, he's linked to a system and successfully saved himself, clearing his name; otherwise, he would have been in jail.

12. 312 只 I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我，在异界被迫营业！ Sleeve Pocket袖笼Urban216k WordsCompleted Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A bookworm with 1600 hours of reading experience highly recommends this! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants in bed. It's hilarious and has the potential to become a hit!

13. 313 蝉 The Cicada Project 蝉计划 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Urban4.7M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of 69.3kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves

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    Three hilarious novels! 🎉 The kind that will make you laugh until you're sore! 🤣 The first one is an urban fantasy novel 💫, the protagonist is invincible 🤩, the ultimate underdog 🤣, with a ton of hidden cards 🙊, a mild case of persecution complex, a young man over a thousand years old who has survived five mysterious tides! 🎶 The second one is a celestial resurrection novel 🧚, where celestials select blessed individuals from the masses to gain abilities, but it's actually a conspiracy by the celestials 😱. The protagonist is a crazy character 😈, a hilarious novel with brains! 🤣 The third one is a bizarre resurrection novel 👻, this one is super hilarious 🤣, very good! 🎉 Follow the Big Rabbit Eating Carrots, and you'll never be short of books to read again! 💖

14. 314 仙 Above the Immortals 仙人之上 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban1.5M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincible protagonist, no System, no brainless characters, and no wish-fulfillment. Read at your own discretion.) The ancient Immortal Court had crumbled into ruins, and the immortals of old had fallen into slumber. The world changed with every passing day, and seas became fields. All that remained of ancient times existed only in myths. Thousands of years later, the ruins of the Immortal Court once more rose above the nine heavens, and the sleeping immortals be 60.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
15. 315 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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    "🌟📚 Wow! These are the best novels I've ever read, absolutely fantastic. Once you finish the first three chapters, you won't be able to put them down. The content is incredibly exciting. The protagonist has his own principles and is very intelligent. This book is truly addictive; it gets better and better as you read on. I wish I could finish it in one go. I really love it and highly recommend it!" ✨✨

16. 316 惊 Thriller: You Were Told to Escape, but You Became an NPC 惊悚：让你去逃生，你成了NPC Butterfly in the Rain雨中的蝶Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Building a Personal Power Base] Ten years ago, the horror game descended upon Blue Star. As the protagonist, Lin Qi was inevitably dragged into the horror game too. While everyone else struggled to survive, he made choices. At the Death Restaurant, everyone else was careful not to anger the customers. Lin Qi had already become the restaurant owner. At the Ghostly Cemetery, others searched for clues and for the missing Grave No. 7. Lin Qi simply 13.9kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
17. 317 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
18. 318 大 I Dropped Out of College, Then Turned Around and Wreaked Havoc on Bureau 749 大一退学，我反手祸害749局 Drink More Tang Water多喝唐水Urban291k WordsCompleted [Pure wish fulfillment + ruthless action + comedy + endless memes + cunning protagonist] “Li Xuan, you’ve been expelled from school.” “Why? All I did was ruin the freshman welcoming ceremony, sneak into the girls’ dorm twice, blow up a few toilets, and break a couple of windows.” The principal clutched his chest. “Go! Disappear! Get the hell out of here!” As Li Xuan stood bewildered at the school gates, a bald man approached with a young man. “Li Xuan, we’re investigators from Bureau 749. Join u 459Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is full of jokes and references; I laughed until I was hoarse in the middle of the night. The protagonist is decisive and ruthless, making it a very enjoyable read.

19. 319 捉 My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光，只好直播科普妖与鬼 Pure and Cute Girl清纯萌妹Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin 28.3kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves

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    ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡‎‎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨I lit incense to worship the gods, but the gods said my incense was no good. When 100,000 heavenly soldiers, wearing sunglasses and carrying cigarettes, descended from the sky, the audience fell silent. [Live stream popularizing ancient Chinese classics and monsters + single female lead + two incredibly powerful main characters + Classic of Mountains and Seas + Zi Bu Yu + various folk customs; very detailed research] 16

20. 320 直 The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才：这主播能处，有事真上 Let Me Go Wild and Feast让我疯狂炫饭Urban688k WordsCompleted [Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make 19.2kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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    1. I laughed until I cried, and even learned how to roast people. This is a hilarious, satirical novel with a touch of action. The writing is humorous, witty, and insightful. Of course, the protagonist is a bit cheeky, but without that cheekiness, how could the humor be so good? 2. I laughed until tears streamed down my face in the middle of the night. A masterpiece of comedy. Chen Zhuo woke up again in a hospital room. It was already dark outside. [System activated. Host's physical condition detected: Severe mental illness. Do you wish to receive treatment?] Chen Zhuo rubbed his eyes and shook his head. The system panel remained perfectly still in front of him, demonstrating excellent stability. "Outrageous! Those scoundrels in white coats drugged me while I was sleeping! Despicable people, no sportsmanship!" [Does the host wish to receive treatment?] "You're the one with mental illness! Your whole family is mentally ill! I'll treat your ancestors for eighteen generations! Get out of my way, you're blocking my absorption of the essence of the sun and moon!" [Host's treatment failed!]

21. 321 你 You Didn't Even Take Part in the National Destiny Trials, So Where Are You Hiding? 你根本没参加国运，你躲哪了？ I Feel a Little Unwell我觉得有点子难受Urban6.9M WordsOngoing Shanshi, who had transmigrated into this world, kept out of sight and cultivated alone. He never expected to get caught up in a struggle over national destiny. After giving it some thought, Shanshi decided to develop his new home properly. He never imagined that the more he built, the more absurd this world would become. 36.8kReads8.5Score2.7kShelves
22. 322 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves
23. 323 败 On the Road to Blowing Through My Savings, There's Always a Backstabber Waiting 败光存款路上，总有老六背刺我 Molten Sweet Potato爆浆地瓜Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Bound to a money-losing System from the start, can completing missions earn him System funds? Bai Guang was brimming with confidence as he launched his money-losing plan: Make a game, hire the worst artist, then remove the in-game payment options. There’s no way it won’t lose money, right? My buddy’s brain is a total blank. I can trust him with the game! Look at these doodles that even a three-year-old would scoff at. This is exactly the kind of artist I need! Wolong: “Old Bai removed the pa 783Reads8.8Score107Shelves
24. 324 最 The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限 Gatsby Can't Get Back on His Feet盖兹比不会翻身Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong 4.4kReads8.3Score348Shelves

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    1. The protagonist inherits an amusement park after transmigrating. The system rewards him with all sorts of bizarre rides, and the scenes of tourists experiencing these rides are hilarious, providing a relaxing and stress-relieving experience. 2. The "Unruly Teacher" is non-stop laughs. Because he was once caught in the rain, he now tears up his students' umbrellas, using all sorts of tricks on them. There's no limit to the outrageous schemes the protagonist will pull. 3. The protagonist transmigrates into a cunning strategist who helps the female lead rise to power. He's quick to use all sorts of anti-cliché schemes and ruthless plots, making for a hilarious and enjoyable read.

25. 325 快 Quick Transmigration: The Wish List of a Max-Level Human 快穿之满级人类愿望清单 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Urban511k WordsCompleted Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 11.8kReads9.4Score986Shelves

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    Both of these books are comedies; you definitely won't regret buying them. I laughed non-stop while reading them, especially the first one—it was both awkward and hilarious.

26. 326 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 179Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious, so much fun!

27. 327 救 Help! The Male Lead Saw My Conquest Panel 救命！男主看见了我的攻略面板 Chu Shimei楚诗魅Ancient Romance666k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] Zhen Qingyin transmigrated into a book, becoming a black lotus. In the book, the black lotus seduced the male lead, betrayed him, and stabbed him, becoming his traumatic dark moonlight. System: [Win over the male lead, betray him, and stab him. Once the male lead's affection reaches 100, Host can return to the modern world!] Her: ??? “Let this world burn!” She gave up. She wouldn't try to win him over, and she even blocked the System. Wei Ji was the crown prince of J 826Reads8.5Score354Shelves

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    The most tragic system I've ever read; the female lead just gives up and refuses to complete the mission, relying entirely on the male lead—I love her so much! [Laughing]

28. 328 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.8kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    With the system at his disposal, the protagonist levels up and battles monsters, constantly pulling off amazing feats.

29. 329 未 Future News: Once You're Rich, Keep Your Head Down and Don't Get Reckless 未来新闻：有钱了稳住别浪 A Glorious Turnslp华丽转身slpUrban1.8M WordsCompleted This novel has been adapted into a short drama, so you can count on the quality. [Urban + tycoon + System + finance + national strength] (Some readers may think the male lead is a bleeding heart. In fact, every person he saves earns him a point, and those points let him turn the world upside down and make his words come true. The reason he gives readers that impression is that the points don’t appear in the System at first, creating a false impression. Read a few dozen chapters and you’ll unders 16.7kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves

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    This book has many humorous moments. It's a system-based, super-rich novel with nearly 2 million words and no mindless plot points throughout.

30. 330 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score554Shelves

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    Sweet and funny romance + system + space + time travel, lighthearted and humorous with no angst.

31. 331 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.9kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
32. 332 全 The Age of Global Esports: I'm the Only Cheater 全球电竞时代，我是唯一作弊玩家 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Gaming metropolis + choose-your-own cheat + invincible + goofy and irreverent + shameless protagonist, worse than the villains + no goody-two-shoes] Cartridge worlds, runaway data, phantom gaming realms, esports players… Lin Tian transmigrates to a gaming metropolis where games have become the focus of competition across the globe. The universal currency is game cards, and status and power are determined by rank. Supernatural abilities, rare treasures, extraordinary pets and beasts, mercenaries 48.9kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves

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    Is a game just a string of code? Are the plots you know real? Let protagonist Lin Tian take you into the real game world, where the stories behind them are filled with sorrow, regret, horror, and true feelings… Perhaps we are not the players of the game, but rather the limited characters within it. [Admiration] differs greatly from traditional novels, boasting a unique style. The protagonist is decisive and ruthless, a true Sigma man, and possesses unparalleled charm. [Learned] Simps should not read.

33. 333 我 I'm the Strongest Wish-Granting Machine, with Zero Bad Reviews So Far 我是最强许愿机至今0差评 Tang Anuan糖阿暖Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Big villain + quick transmigration + no female lead + a little dark-heartedness + no saintly heroine + explosive action + satisfying revenge] Hao Ren was born as a product with nothing going for it. A crippled System, it was casually thrown away. It roams the Myriad Worlds, rising from weakness to become the strongest. “Cut the crap, System. I'm being chased right now. Get me a gun!” “On it!” Zhang Lin stared speechlessly at the red-tasseled spear in his hands, then stopped running. “I'll fight 288Reads9.1Score102Shelves

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    Highly recommended, I guarantee it with my 3000 hours of reading experience.

34. 334 穿 Transmigrating into a Female-Oriented Novel: From the Start, I Scheme Against a Stunning Villainess 穿越女频：开局套路美艳女反派 Beyond Heaven倚天外Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Urban + Fantasy + Superpowers + Giant Monsters, Wild Imagination + Anti-Tropes + Comedy] What bizarre scenes would unfold if an urban romance for women collided with a fantasy adventure for men? What strange stories would come about when a domineering CEO encounters a giant monster? Did the System malfunction, or did the author forget to write an outline... Find out in this book: “The Blonde Punk's Adventures” Someone transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a minor blonde punk villain wh 1.6kReads8.5Score1.7kShelves
35. 335 狠 He’s So Ruthless, He’ll Even Hit Himself 狠起来自己都打 Take Three Slashes from Me挨我三刀Eastern Fantasy562k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book + System + feel-good power fantasy + comedy + wild imagination] The first rule of survival in the cultivation world: Be ruthless enough to live, and shameless enough to win! Liang Chen wakes up to find he has transmigrated into a cultivation world where the strong prey on the weak, and he’s bound to a “Ruthless One System.” The System plays dirty. Missions are assigned at random, and rewards come only if he risks his life. System: Swap cultivation methods, swap spiritua 29Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    Luxury, understated, and sophisticated; a collection to keep when you have nothing to read.

36. 336 我 I Can't Believe I Became the Villain's Simp 我居然成了反派舔狗 Wheel of Time时轮Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feng transmigrates into the world of an urban novel, becoming a rich, handsome villain who grovels at a heroine’s feet. He mindlessly fawns over the female lead, Bai Susu, at every turn, only to have the male lead, Lin Yi, destroy his family. Most shameful of all, Ye Feng ends up becoming Lin Yi’s lackey. Ha! A villain? A simp? Ye Feng awakens a Comeback System on the spot and turns the tables at every turn, beating the male and female leads until they kneel and sing “I Surrender.” 1.1kReads8.3Score521Shelves

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    🥰🥰🥰The plot is rich and engaging, mainly about Ye Feng transmigrating into an urban novel world and becoming a villainous, simply, rich, and handsome man. Not only does he mindlessly fawn over the female lead, Bai Susu, but he also gets his family destroyed by the male lead, Lin Yi. ... What is love in this world? It doesn't matter, reading is the most important thing! 🍐🍐🍐

37. 337 9 999 God-Tier Identities: A Spectacular Beatdown of the Protagonist 999种神级身份，花式吊打主角 An'an's Little Money Jar安安的小钱罐Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Villain + invincible + comedy + messing with the protagonist + trope subversion + lighthearted wish fulfillment] Chu Feng transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the senior disciple of Qingyun Sword Sect. He seems to have the perfect start, but before he can even pop the champagne, he discovers that he’s destined to be the ultimate villain. His predecessor was so helpful that he already made a mortal enemy of a Chosen Protagonist! Worst of all, that Chosen Protagonist has already grown p 7.3kReads8.6Score665Shelves
38. 338 死EN After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space 死亡十万次，我直接买通时空长河 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Future Setting] [One Female Lead or No Female Lead] The Shijing appeared, strange beings invaded, and the Chosen Ones charged with fighting them were on the brink of defeat. So the most determined among the Chosen Ones began searching for a way to save the world. “Ten years later, the basic body-tempering method appeared, and the first martial artists were born.” “A hundred years later, spiritual martial arts burst onto the scene, and the martial arts community officially took shape.” “A thousa 174kReads9.4Score25.9kShelves
39. 339 我 I'm an Evil Cultivator and Demon Lord. You Want Me to Enter a Horror Game? 我邪道魔头，你让我进诡异游戏？ Mr. Yan, Who Loves Sunflower Chicken爱吃葵花鸡的颜先生Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into a comic series. Go check it out: its title is The Final Evil Cultivator: I Cultivate Immortality in a Haunted Game.] [Comedy + suggestive and cheeky writing + fun-loving protagonist + standout female supporting character] What’s it like to be an evil cultivator in a technologically advanced world where spiritual energy has run dry? Lin Ming can only say: It’s rough! Damn rough! Luckily, the haunted game arrived. It’s full of countless horrors. They are Lin Ming’ 52.9kReads8.4Score5.4kShelves

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    See? You'll laugh your head off.

40. 340 我 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ A Stranger in the Mortal World陌路红尘Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.6kReads8.3Score618Shelves
41. 341 惊 Horror World: Livestreaming Survival Tips for Netizens 惊悚世界：直播教网友逃生 Cold Scorn冷蔑Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Multiple Heroines + Dark Mystery + Invincible] The perilous horror world has finally arrived in full. Whether you’re a billionaire or a famous star, anyone could be dragged into it. Chen Lingjun, meanwhile, is a player who became the strongest boss during the closed beta. Now, at the System’s command, he livestreams lessons for netizens on how to beat the terrifying instances he has played so many times he’s sick of them. “The ghost woman at the inn is terrifying? Sorry, I know 12.7kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
42. 342 开 This Talent from the Start, and You Expect Me to Cultivate Immortality? 开局这天赋，你让我修仙？ A Dog of a Strategist一条狗头军师Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Delusions of Grandeur] [Hilarious] “Holy Lord, actually, I’m useless!” “Ridiculous! How dare you lie to the Holy Lord? You’re clearly a peerless genius!” Chen Tianyang, a self-help guru, transmigrates by accident and joins the Glazed Sacred Land, becoming the senior brother of three thousand immortal maidens. Everyone thinks he’s a peerless genius, but a glitch in the System leaves him unable to absorb spiritual energy in this cultivation world brimming with it. All his techniques are nothing b 2.4kReads8.6Score171Shelves
43. 343 让 You Asked Me to Explore the Wonders of Science, So Why Did I Walk Into a Haunted Lair? 让你走近科学，你走进诡窝？ Pumpkin Rice Porridge南瓜米粥Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Single heroine + livestreaming + supernatural exploration] Jiang Yuan is live-streaming an outdoor night-fishing trip at a haunted reservoir when he scares popular streamer Xiaoyi into tears! The clip shoots straight to the top of the trending list. His agent panics. “I told you to stick to science and share educational content. Now you’re claiming that ghost soldiers are crossing over? You’re fired!” Jiang Yuan: “Come on, it’s all science! Just hear me out!” The authorities show up and ask him 12.9kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves

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    Once this opportunity is gone, it's gone forever.

44. 344 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 100.2kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves

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    Incredibly hilarious!!

45. 345 无 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.3kReads7.7Score240Shelves

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    The plot is lighthearted and hilarious, the character names are incredibly silly, you won't be able to stop reading! A hidden gem of a new book, personally recommended by the author, waiting for you to check it out! You'll laugh so hard you won't want to have sex! You'll laugh so hard you won't be able to sleep!

46. 346 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.6kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves

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    I personally found it quite funny.

47. 347 我 I'm the Strongest Jiahao at School 我在学校当最强嘉豪 Camisole Rice吊带米Urban543k WordsOngoing [Fake System] [A Fresh Take on the Plot] [Later-Stage Story] [A New-Style Novel] What happens when the biggest show-off at school gets a System?! How are the other students supposed to live with that? Laugh until you can’t breathe! A school drama of social humiliation, a comeback, and the wildest ideas. The protagonist, Zhang Jiahao, unexpectedly gets a System. At first, he’s extremely fond of acting cool. With the System constantly giving him a helping hand, he makes a fool of himself at school 9Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 348 谁 Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的？ Crow Doesn't Fly Planes乌鸦不坐飞机Urban647k WordsOngoing Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money 27.9kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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    This hilarious system novel is so funny! It's so funny I almost had abs coming out! It's absolutely hilarious, I'll wake up laughing in the middle of the night, I'm laughing so hard I'm insane. I was completely blown away after reading just one chapter! The jokes are non-stop! I suspect the author wants to make me laugh myself to death and inherit my Alipay credit card. Every page I turn makes my stomach hurt from laughing. Every scene is incredibly funny and super stress-relieving!!!

49. 349 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban942k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105.5kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves
50. 350 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.8kReads8.6Score277Shelves

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    Please take it yourself; there are still some on the shelf.

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