Any Funny System Novels That Keep the Laughs Coming from Start to Finish? 来点搞笑的系统文，全程无尿点的有吗？
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- 201 In an Apocalypse Prison, I Train Goddesses Into Warriors 末世监狱，将女神驯服成战士 My name is Zhao Linyu. Before the apocalypse, I was a low-ranking prison guard. After it began, I awakened a System, and now I manage a base with more than 3,000 people. My daily routine: an AI nags me into going to all sorts of places to rescue beautiful women: universities, hospitals, film studios, research institutes. It's like collecting stamps. My problem: the women always want to rebel when they first arrive. The professors talk to me about human rights, the celebrities talk to me about th 2.7kReads—Score219Shelves
- 202 Rejuvenation System: The Old Gatekeeper Meets a Goddess 回春系统，门卫大爷遇见女神 When 70-year-old psychology professor Li Tianyang was bound to a “System,” all he wanted was a quiet life as a security guard. But S-rank goddesses kept coming his way. An investment bank CEO was being harassed by a rich playboy? A single round of tai chi sent the guy to his knees, begging for mercy. A legal queen was framed by her ex-husband? Microexpression analysis made the mole crack on the spot. Every time he met a goddess, he grew five years younger and gained a superpower: hawk-eyed vis 149Reads—Score—Shelves
- 203 Doomsday Survival: I Have a Prison Full of Goddesses 末日求生，我有一座女神监狱 Apocalypse + Lots of Beautiful Women + Dark + Prison + Decisive and Ruthless + Cunning + Wish-Fulfillment + Lighthearted Comedy. In a parallel Blue Star world, everyone else tries to survive the Apocalypse by hiding, struggling, and chewing tree bark. Zhao Yulong's Apocalypse from the start: an empty prison, a sharp-tongued AI chasing him around with a fire extinguisher and spraying foam at him, and tens of thousands outside the gates... Not zombies, but female survivors who heard the news and c 1.6kReads—Score131Shelves
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Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐
Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses
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Villain's Lackey! From the Start, the Villain Told Me to Eliminate the Protagonist 反派小弟！开局反派让我除掉主角
Yang Tian woke up one morning to find he had transmigrated into an urban novel. It wasn’t long before he received a major assignment! “Go kill An Chen!” Gu Yun’s face was cold, his eyes full of menace! “???” Yang Tian leaned back, staring at the second-generation rich kid Gu Yun in front of him in disbelief! Gulp! “Me?” “Don’t worry! You’ll be well rewarded once it’s done!” Gu Yun patted Yang Tian hard on the shoulder, as if that would give him confidence. An Chen had left school during class an
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Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃
[Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp...
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I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！
Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine!
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- 208 Brother, Open the Door! It’s Sizhi! 锅锅：开门啊，窝是兕子 [Little Princess Jinyang + food + travel + daily life + dual transmigration + everyone’s favorite + no System + Princess Changle + Princess Yuzhang] A pendant opens the door to a modern-day adventure for the Tang dynasty’s little Princess Jinyang. Chen Chang’an: “What kind of toddler climbs onto someone and wets the bed?” Little Princess Jinyang: “I-I-I...” Chen Chang’an: “Back again to mooch off me?” Little Princess Jinyang: “Big bro, hungry.” Li Shimin: “That little rascal has taken my da —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始
Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma
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The Siheyuan’s Ruthless Bandit Is Me 四合院悍匪是老娘
The courtyard compound, the Filial Son System: What would you do if you stood on the villains’ side? The protagonist transmigrates to the courtyard compound once again. Thanks to everyone’s resentment, in this life he won’t be shackled by a conscience. He’ll live selfishly for once. Who in their right mind looks for facts and history in a ridiculous comedy? Historians, please turn left and leave. Happy King welcomes criticism and reproach. Actually, no, I don’t... Never mind, thank you for readi
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- 211 Siheyuan: A Hilarious Life 四合院之逗比人生 Li Huairen accidentally transmigrated into the body of an oddball in the late 1950s, and was overcome by confusion and fear. Once his golden finger arrived, he began to accept reality. To figure out what kind of world he was in, the two oddballs from Yangtun, the Bear Brothers, teamed up and set off for the capital. Thus began their ridiculous misadventures. But once Li Huairen had connections, strength, and support, he realized that the people in the courtyard house were all so nice. He crushed 378Reads6.2Score—Shelves
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Honghuang: I, Hongjun, Am Really Not the Villain 洪荒：我鸿钧真不是反派
[Comedy + Satisfying Revenge + No Female Lead] Tongtian One: I am Tongtian. I will never found a sect. Tongtian Two: I am Tongtian. I will never become a saint. Tongtian Three: I am Tongtian. I will never confer the gods. King Father of the East: I will build the strongest Heavenly Court. Zhao Gongming: I will expose Hongjun's conspiracy. The transmigrators descend upon the Primordial World, naturally believing themselves righteous and making it their mission to overthrow Hongjun's rule. All Hon
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The Skeleton Lord's Growth Journal 骷髅领主的成长日记
I unexpectedly transmigrated to another world. Others became immortals or Buddhas, while even the less fortunate got to rise from being nobodies. But when Gu Erdan got here, he realized he had nothing to look forward to. Because this guy had become a skeleton soldier! And not just any skeleton soldier, but a low-grade, headless, battle-damaged wreck of one! Life is hard, so the skeleton sighed. Looking at his body, without an ounce of flesh on it, Gu Erdan decided he would show everyone how to m
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Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害
His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o
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Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的
[Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po
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I’m a 62-Year-Old Landlord 我是62岁男房东
[Urban] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [Fun] A womanizing playboy transmigrates into the body of a 62-year-old man. He has a million yuan in savings and four properties. Three stunning female tenants live around him. The catch is, he also has advanced-stage diabetes, severe cerebral thrombosis, and terminal cancer. With every debuff stacked against him, he has only fourteen days left to live. Just as he falls into despair... [Ding!] [System successfully activated] [As long as you surprise your t
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Li Shimin: You Brat, Just How Many Daughters-in-Law Do I Have? 李世民：逆子，朕究竟有多少儿媳
He transmigrates into Li Ke, Prince of Shu. The moment he opens his eyes, the Crown Prince frames him, leaving him in bed with Li Jing’s daughter. Li Jing reports the matter, and Li Shimin prepares to beat Li Ke to death and feed him to the dogs. Just as everyone settles in to watch the drama unfold, Li Ke activates the Strongest Backing Unlock System. It assigns him a mission: marry Li Jing’s daughter, make Li Shimin cry, and rub salt in Li Jing’s wounds. To complete the mission, Li Ke lets loo
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- 218 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2kReads8.6Score154Shelves
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Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！
[Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee
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Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了
[Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi
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High Martial Arts: I Became an All-Element Warrior 高武：我成为了全系武者
[Elements + Devouring + Cosmos + Steady Protagonist + Ruthless Combat] In a parallel universe, cultivation depends on the elements. The more types of elements you master, the stronger you become. Qin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, gets the All-Element System from the start, and awakens a devouring talent. Cultivation? Devour things to advance. Elements? Complete missions to gain more. Talent? Top-tier from the get-go. Body? Sorry, my cells are stars, and my body is the universe.
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- 222 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130.1kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
- 223 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.7kReads9.3Score336Shelves
- 224 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 63.7kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
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My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心
[Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor
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After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册
After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate
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Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！
[Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can
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- 228 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 29.1kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves
- 229 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
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I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？
[Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door
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Oh No, the System Is Forcing Me to Become the Sect’s Noble and Radiant Senior Brother 糟了，系统逼我当光风霁月大师兄
#Nurturing a Child of Destiny #Funny and Lighthearted #Exploiting the System #No Female Lead, No Romance #Misunderstandings “Senior Brother once told me, ‘Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man!’” “Senior Brother’s wisdom is almost demonic, a hundred times greater than mine. We mustn’t speak carelessly.” “A mere Nine-Turn Soul-Replenishing Pill? If Senior Brother were here, he’d make ten or eight bottles and eat them like candy beans.”
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- 232 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score627Shelves
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Infinite Shadow Clones: Find the Original and I’ll Admit Defeat! 无限影分身，找到本尊算我输！
[Seriously Ill Teen + No Female Lead + Mischievous Clones + Real-World Instances + Unlimited Restarts + Lighthearted Comedy + Rivers of Blood + Not a Cowardly Survival Story!] [Sequel: “Stars: I’ve Never Lost, So Why Are You Calling Me a War Criminal?”] In a revived cultivation world, Tang Gao gets the Shadow Clone Technique from the start. His shadows can idle automatically, project their consciousness, and enter all sorts of instances based on the real world to reap rewards. What’s more, Tang
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- 234 Alas, Immortal 嗟仙 [The human side of cultivation, ensemble cast, no golden finger] Now that order has been established in the cultivation world, fighting and killing are no longer the norm. What matters more is navigating human relationships. Zhu Xiaosuo rises from an ordinary mortal to an immortal, one step at a time, in the name of “saving face.” 31.1kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves
- 235 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 14.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
- 236 What? The Systems Are Fighting Like Crazy to Bind Me 什么？系统为了绑定，争我争疯了 Still in the womb, Wang Xuanzhi was utterly confused. He'd transmigrated just like that? Other people got bound to one System. Why did he have four? Ding! Chaos Demon God System bound! Ding! Primordial Demon God System bound! Ding! Hongmeng Immortal God System bound! Ding! Origin Human God System bound! From the moment he was born, he possessed four peerless physiques. On the day Wang Xuanzhi was born, strange phenomena filled the skies. The ongoing war between the human, demon, immortal, and de 5.9kReads8.3Score960Shelves
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The Body-Snatched Outcast: I’m Giving Up, So Do as You Please 被夺舍的万人嫌：我摆烂，你请便
After faking his death and returning to the modern world, the universally disliked Lin Tinglan plans to quietly go back to his 007 wage-slave life. Who could have guessed the Demon Lord would follow him and try to possess him for revenge? [Two male leads, a wildly arrogant Demon Lord battered by the real world, hilarious feel-good story, modern world first and cultivation world later] The first fifty chapters take place in the modern world. The rest are set in the cultivation world. . Universall
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I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了
Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Fiction Becomes Reality: Is Your Junkie Act Really That Convincing? Investigate Him 戏假成真：演瘾君子这么像？查他
Chen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an unknown extra. After finally signing up for the hit variety show What Is an Actor?, he runs into a well-connected internet celebrity in the very first round of auditions. The fix is in, and he gets the worst script. He has to play a drug addict. At the critical moment, the “Make-Believe Becomes Reality” System successfully binds to him. [Ding! Target role: drug addict. Congratulations, Host, you are now a real drug addict.] What the hell
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- 241 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 13.6kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
- 242 You Asked Me to Open a Repair Shop, So Why Am I Starting a Mecha War? 让你开维修店，你掀起机战风暴？ "Sonny! Mom and Dad are leaving. Don't miss us!" The young man stands at home, staring at the letter in his hands, completely frozen. "Sonny! Mom and Dad aren't that heartless. We got you a little repair shop. You'd better work hard!" Young man: ... "You call this rundown warehouse a repair shop?" Just then, the System awakens, and the dilapidated warehouse before him transforms into the best mech repair shop on the planet. "Boss... isn't your price for repairing mechs a little too high? It's ju 70.7kReads8.9Score8.1kShelves
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System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？
[Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol
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Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗
[Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta
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- 245 Honkai: Star Rail: Starting as Cipher, Bound to Savior Kevin 崩铁：开局赛飞儿，绑定救世凯文 The good news: I transmigrated and became Cipher, and gained a 50,000-year-old ancestor. The bad news: there's already another Cipher in this world. “So can someone tell me why Kevin the Savior became my grandpa?!” What? There's a System too! An achievement System... Unlock achievements to earn corresponding rewards. Sounds pretty good... [Congratulations, Host, you've unlocked the achievement: Taixu's Eighth Fat Kite]: Reward: A complete guide to Taixu Sword Ki, from beginner to master. “Huh?” 13.9kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
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Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我
[The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap
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There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！
Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im
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A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗
[Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the
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- 249 Five Hahas: The Depressing Author Drives the Attention Seeker Crazy 五哈，致郁作者，显眼包气疯全网 Lin Qiu transmigrates to a parallel world and makes a name for himself by publishing novels from his past life. The Landlady, The Legend of Sword and Fairy, Jade Dynasty, and many more... Netizens dub Lin Qiu the “Number One Bastard Author in Online Fiction.” But they only curse him to his face. After all, he has written so many heartbreaking stories and outrageous works that netizens figure Lin Qiu must have some kind of psychological disorder. So most people actually show him concern. As a var 291Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 250 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born 我真不想出生啊 “Congratulations, you’ve been born!” “Location: the women’s restroom at Xijiang Teachers’ College for Preschool Education” “Mother: a lovesick young woman, 1.6 meters tall” “Father: unknown” “Main quest: survive for one day” “Side quest: find your biological father” “Warning! Choose quickly and escape your predicament!” “Choice One: Open your mouth and cry loudly to attract the head of discipline!” “Choice Two: Call her ‘Mom’ and stir up what little maternal love she has!” “Choice Three: Immedia 2.4kReads8.6Score180Shelves
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