Any Funny System Novels That Keep the Laughs Coming from Start to Finish? 来点搞笑的系统文，全程无尿点的有吗？

1. 451 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves

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   This is a gossip-loving novel where the female lead and the male lead with a system are incredibly funny. They're both obsessed with gossiping, and the system can even take human form. The first thing the female lead does at court is reveal that the emperor's underwear has several holes, and afterwards, the emperor receives a whole bunch of underwear.

2. 452 破 Solving Cases Takes Someone Like Me [Criminal Investigation] 破案需要我这样的人才【刑侦】 Never Imagined未曾设想Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted When it comes to Ling Wuyou, even an ant passing by would turn to its companion and say, “Don't mess with that lunatic!” Say a couple of words to her and she'll blow up like a firecracker. She doesn't care one bit about acting like a respectable adult. While she was studying at the police academy, she taught quite a few classmates a lesson more than once. It's because she's not very strong, but her dirty tricks are endless. Later, the lunatic became a proud police officer. She'd say, “Who wants 106kReads9.4Score16.7kShelves

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   This is great, fellow book lovers! I have a book whose title I can't remember, could you please help me find it? The premise is that the female protagonist is jolted awake on horseback and finds herself transported to a fictional dynasty. She's a maidservant to the daughter of a border general, and while offering incense, she's captured and taken to the grasslands in place of her mistress (she has a system). The female protagonist transmigrates into a novel, and they are both on the fringes of this world. The male protagonist is a man from the Central Plains adopted by the grassland king, who survived a fight with a group of Tibetan mastiff pups as a child, at the cost of disfigurement. He's also the main antagonist in the original story.

3. 453 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 39.9kReads8.5Score4.1kShelves
4. 454 无 Infinite Feel-Good Stories: Thrill the Heavens, Thrill the Earth, Thrill You to Pieces! 无限爽文，爽天，爽地，爽爆炸！ White Crane Watching Clouds白鹤观云Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [An Unabashed Power Fantasy + Tycoon + Urban + Cultivation + Myriad Worlds + Comedy + Lighthearted + Infinite...] Proceed with caution. This is a classic infinite-flow power fantasy, with an endlessly stacking golden finger. Congratulations, Host, you have acquired god-tier gambling skills! Congratulations, Host, you have acquired X-ray vision! Congratulations, Host, you have acquired god-tier driving skills! Congratulations, Host, you have acquired the Star-Absorbing Technique! Congratulations, 21.7kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves

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   It was so awesome!! And I'm so happy the main character is so likable.

5. 455 回 Back to the Ming Dynasty During the Great Famine, with Infinite Supplies 回到大明闹饥荒，我有无限物资 Author Xiaoyu111作者小鱼111Historical854k WordsCompleted What do you do when you can’t beat a survival game? Cheat, of course. Li Changan, from the 21st century, transmigrates to the war-torn Ming Dynasty and arrives during the Little Ice Age. Countless people struggle to survive amid natural disasters and man-made calamities. Corpses litter the land, and people trade children for food. The words in books have become the reality before his eyes. At this point, Li Changan whips out his cheat. While others fight tooth and nail over a pound of wheat bran 159Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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   Just as Chen Feng was chatting enthusiastically with the viewers in the live stream, the old horse pulling the cart suddenly stopped, refusing to go any further. Chen Feng picked up a bamboo stick and flicked it, but the old horse remained unmoved, snorting incessantly. "Strange, didn't it just eat its fill before we set off?" Chen Feng got off the cart with two carrots and offered them to the old horse. "Sigh, if you guys had been a little more generous with your gifts, I could have bought a motorcycle from the system shop, and maybe we would have reached Qingyun Mountain by now."

6. 456 帅 The Handsome Young Man 帅小伙 A Dao阿刀Urban1.8M WordsCompleted The Wang and Hai families had been neighbors and friends, but a dispute over building a house turned them into sworn enemies. Wang Xiaoshuai, a third-generation member of the Wang family, became a thorn in Haitang’s side. Every day after school, Haitang would block his way and beat him to a pulp, never tiring of it. Desperate to escape Haitang’s shadow, Wang Xiaoshuai racked his brains, and Haitang became the goal he was determined to surpass. 38.2kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
7. 457 三 Three Kingdoms: The Female Warlord of a Chaotic Age 三国：乱世女枭雄 Handsome Er You帅气的二油Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing (Also known as: The Female Overlord of a Chaotic Age) [Strong female lead + Three Kingdoms + no System + traditional empire-building + ensemble cast] Liu Yi, a female engineering PhD, transmigrates into the late Han dynasty during the Three Kingdoms era and grows up as a boy. She develops water conservancy, conducts research, and improves life for the people of her region. Just as the various factions are trying to win her over, she reveals herself as a woman and establishes her own power base, 57.6kReads9.3Score8.8kShelves
8. 458 我 Who Am I? The Ultimate Invincible Kiana! 我是谁？究极无敌琪亚娜！ Eastern Little Star东方小星Anime Fanfiction2.1M WordsCompleted [From Honkai Impact 2 to Honkai Impact 3?] [Lighthearted] [No angst] [Daily life] [Fighting?] [Completely unrestrained from start to finish] [Hahahaha, I'm not crazy. I don't need medication!] The flaming spear boiled in my hands. My scarlet cape warmed my soul. The beat of my heart made the world listen to my whisper. From this moment on, a tragic story will be rewritten. Kiana looked curiously at the big sister standing in front of the door. “Sister, why are you wearing a bedsheet and holding 2.9kReads9.4Score222Shelves
9. 459 大 The Big Shot Is a Little Twisted Because He's Too Refined 大佬因太过斯文而有些变态 Clingy Grain穗穗黏黏Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless] x [No Romance] x [Ridiculous Power Fantasy] x [Unhinged but Handsome Male Lead] x [Refined Pervert] “Executioner No. 001, mission completed perfectly.” After dying, Yan Wugui, who had spent ten years in a psychiatric hospital, became an executioner for the Myriad Worlds System. He travels across the heavens and countless realms to hunt down rule-breakers and keep the worlds running as they should. An executioner? Call me the Reaper. [System] Executioner No. 001. Assassina 19.5kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
10. 460 爽 Yes! The Ambitious Streamer Has a Secret Identity as a Rich Heiress 爽！野心女主播她自带神豪马甲 Ren Xue任雪Modern Romance657k WordsCompleted [Female-centered + livestreaming + wealthy tycoon's secret identity + no romance + glow-up + universally adored by men and women + making money] Xia Mi was a woman whose beauty couldn't match her ambitions. She worked hard to make money, hoping to become her own Nüwa and make herself beautiful after the fact. Then a wealthy tycoon's System arrived, finally giving her the chance to become beautiful painlessly. She used its miraculous items to improve herself step by step. As for tips, why give 62.8kReads9.2Score10.2kShelves
11. 461 人 In Republican-Era China, from Police Chief to the Strongest Warlord 人在民国，从警察局长到最强军阀 Only Music Can Please the Dantian唯曲悦丹田Urban398k WordsCompleted [Republican Era + Summoning + Mass Troop Deployment + System + Power Fantasy + No Female Lead] After transmigrating to the Republican era, Qin Chuan draws a police station right from the start. Starting as a police chief, he soon wields absolute power! District Police Station: 545 personnel in total. The station has a patrol squad, a garrison squad, and a logistics squad. The garrison squad has 300 officers under one garrison captain, armed with Mosin-Nagant rifles. The patrol squad has 150 off 509Reads9.1Score106Shelves
12. 462 天 The World's Number One Must Be Pretty Fast at Running Away 天下第一跑路一定很快吧 Luo Jin洛荩Eastern Fantasy300k WordsCompleted [Invincible Protagonist + Lighthearted + One Heroine + Sweet Romance] There is a young swordswoman, so poor she can barely get by, leading a skinny horse and determined to right every wrong in the world; A young wanderer tries to make a living by the roadside; A naive monster and an innkeeper; To the east is an elegant young gentleman who cares far too much about saving face; And a legitimate princess who became a nun halfway through life to avenge the man stolen from her; This is the story of t 15.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
13. 463 开 Starting with The Voice, a Demon King of the Music Scene Is Born 开局好声音歌坛魔王降世 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [Entertainment, daily life, one female lead, sweet romance, competition, charity] Five chapters updated punctually every day at midnight. Come by and follow along! Against the backdrop of a cultural war, Xiao Bang, who transmigrates and returns from studying abroad, draws on the entertainment culture of the entire Earth. Together with his friends, he competes on the international stage and rises to become the greatest superstar. His current titles include God of Song, Guqin Master, Piano Master, 32.6kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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    Lighthearted, funny, completed, you'll know once you watch it, absolutely worth having!

14. 464 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves
15. 465 响 Echoes Across the Empty Mountain 响空山 Lu Shuiling鹿水灵Ancient Romance307k WordsCompleted [One-on-One, Lighthearted Comedy, Happy Ending, A Scheming but Cowardly Beauty vs. a King Kept as a Canary, Both Chaste, Joyful Reunion and Happy Ending] Liu Shaosheng, the second young lady of the Minister of Rites' household, is unpopular and considers herself wicked and spiteful. But she's too timid and cowardly to act on her bad ideas, so not one of them has ever come to pass. For all her unlikeable failures, she once managed to do something remarkable. She hid Qi Shuo, a wanted criminal of 2.7kReads8.8Score249Shelves
16. 466 我 After Reaching Max Level in the Wasteland, I Transmigrated to a Famine Year and Became Empress 我在废土满级后，穿越荒年当女帝 Zhuye竹野Ancient Romance1.7M WordsCompleted A satisfying infrastructure-building power fantasy, not a matriarchal-world story. Ruan Xiang, ruler of the largest base in the wasteland, transmigrated into one of the refugees fleeing famine in ancient times. Finding water, irrigating fields, building filtration ponds, making bricks and building kilns, teaching people to read, pressing oil… To survive better, Ruan Xiang gathered every worker she could. Until she discovered that the imperial court was growing weak, the ministers were afraid 9.4kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
17. 467 这 This Streamer Is a Bit of a Jerk, but He Has Some Conscience! 这老六主播有点良心，但不多！ Cat, Basically是个猫Urban799k WordsOngoing Don’t overthink it. Just enjoy the ride. [Live streaming, memes, wild antics, comedy, pure silliness, feel-good fun] After helping an old lady jaywalk, Jiang Yun accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He discovers that his predecessor had signed up for a major live-streamed reality show called Let’s Make Money, Brothers. Starting with just 100 yuan, he has to livestream his struggle to survive in an unfamiliar city. And so Jiang Yun begins his journey of stirring up trouble. … Camerama 27Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    Funny, Lao Liu

18. 468 胡 Nonsense! The Young Master Cares for All Under Heaven. How Could He Be Evil? 胡说！少主心怀苍生，怎会缺德？ I've Just Crossed a Few Mountains刚翻过了几座山Ancient Romance205k WordsCompleted [Female soul in a male body + face-slapping + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + supernatural abilities + no romance] Because she had two hopelessly lovestruck younger brothers, Jiang Yun Zhao spent her life in the apocalypse as a long-suffering eldest sister. After she died, she was reborn in the Zhenwu Continent as a baby, becoming the young master of the Yun family, one of the three great families in Beiyu’s Hanshan City... Well, this life was a little different. She had three yo —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Yun Zhao: ... This is supposed to be a system? What's the difference between it and a demon that sucks human life essence? And it's wearing Buddhist beads on its chicken neck. Is it because it's too immoral and can't be controlled anymore?

19. 469 我 The Villain and I Pretend to Be Deeply in Love 我和反派互演深情 Year After Year, No Fish年年不吃鱼Modern Romance635k WordsCompleted Lu Yao, who is suffering from late-stage brain cancer, is summoned by another version of herself from a different world. They switch bodies, and she becomes an esper with a treasure in her heart, hunted by others. Along with regaining her health, she also gets a baby who turns into a poisonous little skeleton whenever it cries, and a husband in name only who seems gentle but is actually a scumbag and a pervert. To survive, Lu Yao makes a move against her husband. Just as she watches him die with 4.7kReads8.9Score714Shelves
20. 470 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
21. 471 第 The Fourth Calamity: You Say Humanity Is Weak in the Interstellar Age? 第四天灾：在星际你说人族势弱？ Yi Pingping一平平Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted In the era of the Interstellar Alliance, countless races have united to fight off the invasion of the insectoid race. Among all the races, humanity is the weakest. As the only human to enter the Lord's Academy, he is assigned a remote, desolate planet. Danger lurks everywhere, and the insectoids could discover and devour him at any moment. Unless he can develop his own people and planet, Wei Yuan will not only fail to graduate, he may not survive. Luckily, transmigration comes with a System. Wei 30.7kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
22. 472 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy581k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves

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    He muttered to himself: "I'm panicking, I'm really getting nervous. I'm starting to regret not going with the others into the tunnel to hide; at least hiding underground would have given me a better chance of survival. Why did I have to force myself to come out and be the one to stand up for myself? I'm just not hero material." [Cool]

23. 473 宗 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 24.8kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
24. 474 火EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4kReads9.2Score223Shelves
25. 475 还 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 166.5kReads9.8Score19.1kShelves

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    Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt, they even gave me a beating in the middle of the night.

26. 476 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist is so crazy and hilarious, it's so eccentric! [Facepalm][Facepalm] [Lighthearted and humorous + anti-cliché + unconventional feel-good story + early episodes focused on daily life + antics] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and awakens a god-level damage reversal system! He gains corresponding buffs whenever he takes damage! [Ding!] [Host bitten by mosquito: Skin thickness +0.1, Skin toughness +0.1, Qi and blood +0.01...] [Host exposed to secondhand smoke: Lung health +5, Bronchial health +4, Vitality +10...] [Host consuming DDT: Digestive system health +20, Immunity +15, Qi and blood +20...] [Host exposed to lethal nuclear radiation...] "Cultivation is impossible, I'll never cultivate in this lifetime!" "Expiring pills, the bigger the side effects the better, I'll eat them like candy!" "And self-harming secret manuals, Seven Injury Fist, Overbearing True Qi, Heavenly Demon Disintegration Technique... I'll practice what you dare not practice! The ancient civilization ruins of Shennongjia, shrouded in highly toxic miasma. "Su Ming, you just went in like that, too lazy to even wear a gas mask?" The Chernobyl death zone, releasing lethal nuclear radiation. "Su Ming, am I seeing things? Your protective suit seems to be leaking!" "Years later. My current flight speed is 11,200 meters per second, and my punching power is 522,000. Su Ming arrived in space approximately 35,786 kilometers above the Earth's surface, his deep eyes fixed on Apophis, the apocalypse planet about to collide with Earth in the dark void: 'Using you to practice my Iron Head Kung Fu should be quite effective!'"

27. 477 随 Randomly Got a Weird Skill? Don’t Panic, Just Have Fun With It 随机到怪技能？不要慌，要啸着玩 Distant Stars on a Cold Night寒夜远辰Sports840k WordsCompleted The phases of the moon suddenly changed! Everyone gained a special skill, changing the fate of people across the globe! The disabled, lonely old man Wang gained the skill [Accessible Wheelchair]. From then on, every time something was stolen nearby, wheelchair tracks appeared all over the walls... Old Wu, who ran a shop, gained the skill [Your Shop Is Guaranteed to Thrive]. The very next day, the entire village joined forces to smash up his funeral-clothes shop. College student Xiao Li gained th 18.8kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    The first book is absolutely hilarious, the second is a gaming novel, and the third is a wildly imaginative story.

28. 478 坏 Oh No, Conan’s Coming to Film an Episode at My House! 坏了，柯南要来我家拍一集！ Childish Ambition Soars Above the Heavens稚比天高Anime Fanfiction579k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Everyday Life + One Heroine + Pure Romance] After transmigrating to the world of Detective Conan, is he about to become Conan's classmate? Ogawa Matsu has both parents and a happy family. To protect his loved ones, he resolutely decides to join the Junior Detective League. As the saying goes, once one person joins the club, the whole family is safe. Cases never seem to involve the few kids in the Junior Detective League or their families. Today is Conan's first day at his new school, a 5.1kReads9.2Score404Shelves
29. 479 我 My Sweet Girl Desk Mate 我的乖乖女同桌 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban335k WordsCompleted [Pure-love school romance + one heroine + no melodrama + sweet] “Hi, I’m He Pingxing. I can grant you one wish.” “I... I’m Xiao Qingting.” In B-Robo Kabutack, the Dragonfly Captain decides who gets the Peace Star. When they were seventeen, they became deskmates in a new class. Seventeen years later, he made a wish upon the Peace Star: to hear the sorrow in your breath. 3.9kReads9.4Score520Shelves
30. 480 老 Hey, Old Man, Look! Our Makeshift Sect 老登，看！咱家的散装宗门 Xu Batu许八土Eastern Fantasy729k WordsCompleted [System + Lighthearted Comedy + Slice of Life + No Female Lead (Forever Alone) + Slow Burn + Not Overpowered] A fish? A fox? A ghost? And a member of the demon race! My apprentice, are you really not going to find me a single human disciple?!! Fushan Zi’s forehead veins throbbed as he turned to look at his senior disciple. The man was lounging on a reclining chair, lazily waving a palm-leaf fan, looking perfectly at ease as he said, “Master, I don’t like hearing you say that. I really don’t! How 3kReads8.6Score307Shelves
31. 481 我 My Girlfriend Has a Cheat, and Seven Divine Songs Take the Music World by Storm 我有外挂女友，七首神曲横扫乐坛 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban212k WordsCompleted Tang Yiao is a minor celebrity in the entertainment industry, stuck in a career rut and going nowhere. His company sends him to compete on a talent show for newcomers. After his former rumored girlfriend publicly announces her relationship with a popular young star, he becomes a laughingstock, enduring ridicule and mockery. Setbacks in both his career and love life send him to the lowest point of his life. By chance, while watching a livestream on his phone, Tang Yiao reunites with Jiang Xinyue, 8.2kReads9.6Score903Shelves
32. 482 温 I Completely Succumbed to the Gentle CEO's Advances 温柔女总裁攻势下，我彻底沦陷 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban172k WordsCompleted Lin Mushi is a wealthy heiress, the very picture of beauty and privilege. Unfortunately, she is still single at twenty-five and dreams of finding a romantic love of her own. While moving, she finds a notebook and meets Zhaosheng, a kind and upright firefighter. While preparing an animated film, she also meets Yu Chenghua, a handsome, aloof artist. The two men have completely different personalities and give her two entirely different experiences. The thrill of dating them both is beyond most peo 14.4kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
33. 483 那 So What?! You Think You Can Kill Me? 那咋了！整死我？ Milk Burp奶嗝儿Ancient Romance406k WordsOngoing 84Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    🔥🍂🔥Highly recommend this book! I want the whole world to know it's a great book! 🔥🍂🔥Ranked #2 on the Gift Ranking☀ [System + Silly Cultivation + Clash of Personalities + No Romance] System: Congratulations on binding with the Pay-to-Win Cultivation System. Your current body has five spiritual roots. Since you have low-level mixed spiritual roots... Jin Cancan: I understand. At first glance, it seems like a despicable mixed spiritual root, but through our later efforts of working together like wolves and rats, every trashy spiritual root has gained incredible power, becoming my cheat code to slap others in the face unexpectedly! System: No, it's just a mixed spiritual root in the literal sense. Reading Guide: This is not a traditional female lead. She's the type who will provoke others even if you don't bother her. She's sarcastic, selfish, and has no morals. Enter at your own risk.

34. 484 开 A Slime from the Start, Surpassing the Gods! 开局史莱姆，超越诸神！ Talking Clouds on a Rainy Night雨夜说云Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [Simulator + Slime + Slow Burn (Very slow...)] After transmigrating into a cute little slime in a muddy puddle, Su Ke gets a simulator System and thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of his slime life. Then he finds out he’s got only three days left to live. To make matters worse, this place is unbearably hot. As a water-element slime, he can barely move, and leaving the puddle means certain death. It’s a hellish start from the get-go. Luckily, he has a System. To squeeze out a little more ti 1.9kReads8.4Score247Shelves

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    These three books are truly some of the best novels I've read. The first one is well-known, so I won't elaborate; it's a work by Xianyu, and the quality is top-notch. The second one is very exciting in the beginning, but it gets a little repetitive towards the end, though the writing and character development well outweigh the shortcomings. The third one has meticulous logic, distinct characters, and even the protagonist's simulation system is intelligent… All three are also full of laughs as the plot unfolds. Overall, they are all good books that can cure a reading slump 😊

35. 485 女 Life with the Goddess: I Feel Like I've Seen You Somewhere Before 女神同居往事，我好像在哪见过你 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban126k WordsCompleted Li Huangxuan was a recent college graduate, stuck in a miserable nine-to-five job and always broke. Like every young person just starting out, he felt lost and uncertain about the future. He longed for a love that would leave a lasting mark. He had a crush on his coworker, Xu Wanqing, but was too timid to approach her. Then one day, his roommate moved out, and a goddess named Lin Ximeng moved in next door, turning his life upside down. A month of living together gradually drew the two of them cl 43.2kReads9.7Score4.6kShelves
36. 486 概 The Concept God: Invincible Within the Rules 概念神：我规则内无敌 AA ScholarAA书生Urban677k WordsCompleted [Simulator]+ [Causality]+ [Conceptual Powers]+ [Apocalypse]+ [Save the World], the most wildly imaginative work on the entire internet in 2023! Jiang Ze gets a life simulator. At the start of each simulation, he randomly gains a causality-based ability. The first time, you gain the ability [Never Miss a Three-Pointer], tear through the NBA, win ten consecutive championships, and become the greatest player in basketball history! … The fourth time, you gain the ability [Get a Perfect Score on the 7.8kReads8.0Score552Shelves
37. 487 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.1kReads9.6Score2.6kShelves

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    Haha, this book is amazing! It's so good! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up] It has hilarious parts, heartwarming parts, and some thought-provoking plots. It's truly a very, very good book! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

38. 488 卧 Undercover, Reel Them In Already or I'll Become Utterly Corrupt! 卧底，再不收网我就恶贯满盈啦！ I Soar我飞扬Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Undercover in a gang + ruthless and decisive + no bleeding-heart heroine + no System + patriotic + special agent] Lu Chengfeng transmigrates to the year 2000 in a parallel world. After dropping out of police academy, he begins his life undercover. He rises quickly by preying on the criminals themselves. With a beautiful woman on his left and a rich wife on his right, he becomes so feared that even the ruthless gangsters blanch at the mention of his name. “I’m not the boss, so don’t call my wife 986Reads9.1Score194Shelves

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    You should reform yourself well inside! Sister-in-law, I'll take good care of you! If you get out, call me and I'll try to get you back in.

39. 489 贫 This Monk Seeks Death, but the Gods and Buddhas of the Heavens Beg Him to Stop 贫僧求死，诸天神佛劝我别闹 Wooden Fish by the Abyss临渊木鱼Eastern Fantasy458k WordsCompleted Go on a pilgrimage? Not happening. I'm the leader of the Celestial Master Sect. You want me to become a monk? If Guanyin comes, I'll call her big sister. If the Buddha comes, I'll invite him to eat meat. Bajie asks me, “Master, are you a monk or a Taoist priest?” I reply, “If the Dao is in your heart, then you're a Taoist priest.” Wukong asks, “Then are we still going on the pilgrimage?” I reply, “The pilgrimage is work. Becoming an immortal is life.” 315Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 490 洪 Honghuang: My System Is a Cracked Version 洪荒：我的系统是破解版 Brother Chen of the Axe Gang斧头帮琛哥Eastern Fantasy531k WordsCompleted Li Qingxu transmigrates into the Primordial World, successfully joins the Chan Sect, and activates the System world's outlaw. Other people's Systems make their Hosts work themselves to the bone completing one task after another. His System works like this: No need to do tasks. Whatever we need, I'll go steal it! [System Alert: Your System has beaten up the Villain System and seized the top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, the Xuanhuang Cauldron!] [System Alert: Your System has kidnapped the Chec 10.1kReads8.7Score909Shelves

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    Check out the "Heroic Bandit System"! ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

41. 491 六 The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零，对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主 Moonless Young Master无月公子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close 64.9kReads9.1Score7.7kShelves

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    [Sending hearts][Eating melon seeds][Laughing][Smiling][Sneaking a laugh] Miao Miao, who transmigrated into the body of the female supporting character in the control group, was killed by her scumbag mother at the beginning, and after being reborn, she was kicked into the hospital by her scumbag father. But she decided to defy fate and "swept" through the entire scene, not only easily getting rid of her awful relatives, but also completely humiliating the lucky heroine. Watch how she uses her wisdom and courage to trample all her opponents underfoot in the 1960s, it's so satisfying!

42. 492 人 Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记，通天被玩坏了 Rampaging Portuguese Egg Tart暴走的葡式蛋挞Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc 76.3kReads9.2Score8.2kShelves
43. 493 诡 The Eerie Spirit Medium: My Doll Can Really Manifest Spirits 诡异降神师：我的娃娃真能显灵 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Ghosts in the Book!] [Dark Tone!] [Villain Protagonist!] [Urban Supernatural!] [Horror Aesthetic!] [Invincible from the Start!] A sinister doll saws someone to pieces, a red-clad vengeful ghost claims lives at the airport, a hundred ghosts hunt people down along a ten-mile street, the dead rise again in a crematorium, and corpses dance wildly in an abandoned hospital... None of these things happened to me. They are all stories I wrote. My name is Yang Ning. I am an heir to the Ling Men, a profe 131.2kReads9.5Score11.5kShelves
44. 494 人EN Rise of Humanity: My Players Are Super Fierce! 人族崛起，我的玩家超凶猛！ I Want to Become a God with One Book我要一书封神Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The Barbarian Wilderness Continent was home to countless races, where the strong preyed on the weak. After transmigrating to the Barbarian Wilderness Continent, Lin Feng discovered that the human race was one of the weakest races there. Though they were numerous, they could only be kept like livestock and enslaved by other races. With the race on the brink of extinction, Lin Feng unlocked the "Rise of the Human Race" System, which could summon creatures from another world known as "players" to h 35.3kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves

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    In the savage continent, countless races coexist, a world of survival of the fittest. Transmigrating to this land, Lin Feng discovers that humanity is one of the weakest races, numerous yet subjugated and enslaved by other races. At this critical juncture, Lin Feng awakens his cheat ability, unlocking the "Rise of Humanity" system, which allows him to summon beings called "Players" from another world to aid him in conquering new territories. The Fourth Calamity descends, and from then on, nothing can stop the rise of humanity...

45. 495 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.4kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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    Funny and lighthearted + completed + a masterpiece with millions of readers 😎

46. 496 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 33.8kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves

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    This is it, it's hilarious! [Laughing emoji][laughing emoji] I laughed so hard my stomach cramped! [Laughing emoji] The female lead pretends to be evil, and just as she's about to finish her mission, get her lunchbox, and go home to be a rich girl, her brothers overhear her inner thoughts. The female lead's inner thoughts are super crazy! [Laughing emoji]

47. 497 反 The Villain Pretends to Be Righteous? Then What Am I, the Dragon King?! 反派假装正道？那我龙王算什么！ Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Urban283k WordsCompleted [Dragon King + face-slapping villains + System + comedy + wish fulfillment + genre subversion] My name is Lin Chen, and I’m a heaven-chosen wage slave. I never imagined that when I transmigrated to this world, I’d become a live-in son-in-law who was secretly a Dragon King from the start. There was even a villain’s lackey who wanted to use me as an experience farm. “Smack!” Qin Hao clutched his cheek, looking incredulous. “How could you hit back? Aren’t you a live-in son-in-law?” Lin Chen’s r 82Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Funny + slap in the face + counter-routine + cool text + system] The protagonist travels to the villain's story and becomes the son-in-law of the Dragon King. At the beginning, he slaps the villain in the face to show off.

48. 498 开 From the Start, I Had a Legacy Pagoda: Raising Minions to Tear the Heavens Apart 开局一座传承塔，养成小弟捅破天 Dinosaur Kang Lang恐龙炕狼Urban90k WordsOngoing With the spiritual qi revival, Guan Lan’s affinity for spiritual qi exceeds ten stars. But he was born with a spirit-devouring physique and has ended up selling toys in the red-light district! That is, until the Inheritance Tower awakens! The more inheritances you unlock, the stronger your physique becomes? Guan Lan’s eyes light up as he invents a business model called “Shed the Mortal Shell and Become a Dragon”! Guan Lan: “Even if I lie flat, my rod can still pierce the heavens!” Shi Jianren: “ —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These two books will give you a stomachache if you read them for too long!

49. 499 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Brawny Night Watchman 灵气复苏：莽夫打更人 Wind and Snow风雪灬Urban796k WordsCompleted A blood moon appeared a thousand years ago, and the gates of the underworld swung open. Martial artists, sword cultivators, imperial censors, and Taoist priests rushed into battle, one after another. With humanity on the brink, the Watchmen, who cultivated only their souls, descended the mountain, wielding soul-suppressing gongs in their left hands and soul-suppressing hammers in their right to pacify the chaotic age. At the end of the great war, billions of alien races offered themselves in sac 2.2kReads8.8Score205Shelves
50. 500 开 I Bound the Home-Seizure System from the Start, and I’m Delighted 开局绑定抄家系统，我身心愉悦 Hurricane Commander飓风都督Eastern Fantasy523k WordsOngoing Fang Han transmigrates as an unpopular prince, and a confiscation System arrives. Once bound to the confiscation System, he can earn an endless stream of rewards by completing confiscation missions. “Ding! The Host has successfully confiscated the estate of Xiao Feng, the mighty great general. Reward: 30 years of life, plus the Dragon-Elephant Prajnaparamita.” “Ding! The Host has successfully confiscated the estate of Wei Yuanhua, Minister of War. Reward: 20 years of life, plus the loyalty of 668Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Give it a try, the rating is definitely too low.

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