Any Funny System Novels That Keep the Laughs Coming from Start to Finish? 来点搞笑的系统文，全程无尿点的有吗？

1. 551 玄 Xuanhuan: I'll Handle the Cheat, You Take the Side Effects! 玄幻：挂我来开，副作用你来挨！ No Admiring at Dusk日暮不赏Eastern Fantasy511k WordsOngoing [Villain + Schemer + Lighthearted + No Playing Fair + Ruthless + the Myriad Worlds] Qin Han transmigrated into the Primordial Ancient World and woke up in a complete daze. He discovered that he was not only a villain, but also an utterly devoted simp?! If he offended the Son of Fortune, wouldn’t he be doomed to die? Just as cold sweat broke out all over him, he awakened the Destiny Side Effect System! From then on, he could choose a Son of Fortune to suffer the side effects of the pills he took, 498Reads7.1Score103Shelves
2. 552 出 Born an Immortal Emperor in an Instant: Invincible in Every Way 出生秒仙帝，除了无敌就是无敌 Jiuyang Wants to Be the Richest Man九阳要当首富Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Unbeatable + insanely satisfying + lighthearted and funny + overpowered background + everything cranked up to the max + doing absolutely nothing Lin Yang dies from working overtime and transmigrates into a fantasy world, where he awakens the Slacker System. As long as he doesn’t feel like putting in any effort, he gets endless rewards. From the start, his unborn twin sister, an Empress, wants to take a share of his fortune? Suit yourself! He gets Primordial Violet Qi, a Pangu True Womb… and e 31.1kReads8.6Score3.5kShelves
3. 553 投 Investment Rewards Made Me the Top-Ranked Empress 投资返利，我成女帝榜一 Ginseng Rooster人参公鸡Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into a martial arts world, Li Mo bound himself to an Investment System that let him see his targets' natural talents, destiny, and future. The better their destiny, the richer the rewards he received. Then he discovered that the aloof girl he'd grown up with had the highest-tier red destiny. She was destined to become an Empress who would rule the Nine Heavens and the Ten Lands. Lately, she seemed troubled about how to unblock her sealed meridians and reveal her talent ahead 19.5kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
4. 554 没 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我，只好选择屠神了 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 21.6kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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   It's so damn funny. I'm so happy. Especially this brother's comment is even funnier.

5. 555 我 After I Left, Why Are You Crying and Begging Me to Come Back? 我走后，为什么又哭着求我回来？ Tell and诉与Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Wish fulfillment, the art of cultivating a twisted self, the carefree life of the ultimate archvillain, and the Life Choice System.] Ye Qiu transmigrated! He found himself in a vast, primordial world, during the period of recovery and rebuilding after the great calamity that had struck all races. His father was the Demon King Who Repels the North, one of the Seven Kings of the Frontier. His mother was the sole heir to the Tidehearing Sword Pavilion. His maternal grandfather was the master of 230.5kReads8.7Score32.3kShelves
6. 556 我 I Traded Seven Lives with the Gods 我与神明一换七 Isn't It My Turn Now?该轮到我了吧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [A protagonist who grows over time, slow burn, plot-driven, passionate, not mindless, not invincible, no System] No one knew that every year, there were actually two kinds of exam papers at the college entrance exams. The first kind was visible to everyone. Most people couldn’t see the second. If you did well on the first, you could be selected for a happy life, becoming a social elite like a doctor or lawyer and marrying a refined, accomplished wife. You could live happily ever after. You could 6.7kReads8.7Score474Shelves
7. 557 玄 Xuanhuan: Refuse to Break Off the Engagement and Earn an Emperor’s Cultivation 玄幻：拒绝退婚，奖励大帝修为 Auto-Attack Mage平A法师Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing Su Yun is reborn as the sacred son of the Tai Xuan Holy Land, and from the start, a reborn female emperor shows up to break off their engagement! Luckily, he binds himself to the Invincible Powerhouse System. As long as he refuses to break off the engagement, he can gain the cultivation of a Great Emperor! Su Yun completes the mission, gains the cultivation of a Great Emperor, and becomes invincible! Then he turns around and breaks off the engagement himself! Invincible from the start! Invin 54Reads6.9Score—Shelves
8. 558 修 Cultivation: I Peek at Her Diary, and the Heroines’ Love for Me Runs Wild 修仙：偷看日记，女主们爱意狂涌 Dao Xiaodao刀小刀Eastern Fantasy602k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 5.9kReads8.4Score424Shelves
9. 559 师 My Junior Brothers and Sisters Defy Me, So This Senior Brother Is Fighting Back 师弟师妹忤逆，大师兄的我要反击 Lang Lang Tianming浪浪天铭Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Satisfying, high-octane, boastful, heartwarming, funny, and lighthearted] After their master passed away, Xie Ziye's junior brothers and sisters could no longer sit still. They all wanted him dead. His seventh junior brother was at the Nascent Soul stage, his sixth junior sister had reached the Deity Transformation stage, and his fifth junior brother was at the Void Refinement stage... while Xie Ziye, the eldest disciple, was only at the Qi Refining stage. What was he supposed to do? Heh... If 6.5kReads8.3Score519Shelves
10. 560 别 Others Risk Their Lives to Cultivate Immortality, While I Play With Mine 别人修仙拼命，我修仙玩儿命 San Wen三文Eastern Fantasy163k WordsCompleted [Lovably shameless protagonist + scheming + humor + easygoing + satisfying power fantasy + crafty schemer + not invincible + decisive and ruthless] Qin Ming transmigrates by accident, only to discover his Host is useless. When the Host kills himself, he accidentally draws the remnant soul of the Suicide Emperor into his body, and so begins his life of suicide. In the cultivation world, there's a kind of narrow victory in a fight called injuring the enemy by a thousand while suffering eight hundr 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, he is serious

11. 561 这 This Sword Immortal Is Pretty Cool, and Pretty Shameless 这个剑仙有点六，还很贱 Immortal in the Mortal World红尘客仙Urban121k WordsCompleted [Comedy + laid-back + spiritual qi revival + power fantasy + no female lead + sword cultivator + scheming + cheeky + System] The early part is funny, witty, and shameless; later, the protagonist saves the world and proves himself worthy of becoming humanity's emperor. Lu Chen transmigrates to a Blue Star continent where spiritual qi has revived. Otherworldly spaces descend, countless races stand shoulder to shoulder, and gods and demons invade. Lu Chen awakens a god-tier selection System, but ca 104Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is absolutely beautiful and highly recommended. The protagonist is bound to the god-level selection system and awakens the SSS-level talent Sword Immortal. He is cheap, sexy, funny, shady, and a gangster.

12. 562 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 6.1kReads9.5Score784Shelves

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    Tomato's eight most hilarious peaks: Nanjiang gangster Chen Shu, map editor Jiangnan, life-saving Lu Yuan, lawless madman Chu Bei, upright and comfortable law-abiding citizen Chen Bin, good teacher and friend Lu Ze, and gentleman Li Dao

13. 563 我 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 22.9kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
14. 564 分 Let’s Break Up. Don’t Get in the Way of My Getting into Peking or Tsinghua 分手吧，别耽误我上清北 Ye Qing晔青Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted “Memorize ‘The Book of Songs: The Unruly’ and get a reward: lose five kilograms!” “Do a math test and get a reward: snow-white skin!” “Do a physics test and get a reward: grow three centimeters taller!” “Write an English essay and receive a master-level skill!” Guan Zhi was reborn and bound to the Peak System. As long as she studied, rewards would keep pouring in. From then on, she became so addicted to studying she couldn't stop! Get prettier, slimmer, and invincible; trade up her car, her hous 4.2kReads9.3Score581Shelves

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    This is a super sweet book with a system, sweet and refreshing. I highly recommend it. I will be sad if my sisters haven't read it. Read it quickly, you won't be disappointed!!!

15. 565 全 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 19.7kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves

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    👉The whole family is a villain and can read minds. 🤭🤭As a royal little princess, she can draw charms, catch ghosts, and make money to subsidize the national treasury~

16. 566 我 My System Has Unleashed Indiscriminate Attacks! 我的系统开启无差别攻击！ Gou Erhe狗二河Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Su Ming transmigrates to the primordial world, carrying a System but unable to cultivate. Yet System missions keep coming one after another. “Ding! Host, immediately subdue a demon from the Xuan Immortal realm. Otherwise, I’ll launch an indiscriminate attack on the strongest cultivator nearby, bringing down heavenly lightning to destroy them!” “Ding! Host, immediately become a Saint’s disciple. Otherwise, I’ll launch an indiscriminate attack on the strongest cultivator nearby, bringing down heav 3.2kReads7.9Score312Shelves

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    A great way to be funny, you can laugh from the beginning to the end of a million words

17. 567 开 From the Start, I Slaughtered Ten Thousand Chickens 开局杀一万只鸡 Brother Feng on the River江上峰哥Sci-Fi & Apocalypse74k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + Rebirth + System + Stockpiling Supplies] Wang Feng, who had survived three years of the apocalypse, was reborn before it began. He spent as little as possible to build a shelter, then started stockpiling supplies once the apocalypse arrived. Everyone over the age of twenty vanished. Those who remained received a System, and killing any living creature earned the experience needed to level up. He headed straight to the village chicken farm and slaughtered chickens like mad, getting —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A funny article about the apocalypse, containing a lot of memes and lots of laughs, so don't criticize if you don't like it.

18. 568 虚 The Fake Advertisement Came True 虚假广告成真了 180 km/h Tricycle180码的三蹦子Urban280k WordsCompleted What happens when false advertising comes true? Free shipping on a 9.9-yuan phone from Pinduoduo, limited-time flash sale? Private-server Legend gear bought back instantly, with unlimited ingot drops? Seeking a son for a huge reward, with a million in return? No, no, no... You’re thinking too small. On Pinduoduo, check out the Nine Yang Divine Skill: learn it in seven days, master the Ren and Du meridians in ten. On the dark web, check out lithography machine technology. Controllable nuc 275Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Not bad for being lighthearted and funny

19. 569 系 The System Betrayed Me, So I Joined in the Misdeeds! 系统叛变，与我同流合污！ Feng Dai风代Urban46k WordsOngoing [System + Lighthearted Comedy + Satisfying Fiction + Irreverent…] This System is just a tiny bit different. It actually thinks it can tell me what to do! “Ding!” “Congratulations, Master, you have accepted the beginner mission ‘I Have a Mental Illness’!” “Mission reward unknown. Failure means death!” The System keeps coming up with new ways to get me killed. “Warning! Warning! The Master is engaging in foolish behavior. Forced termination initiated!” The System is shameless, and the protagonist —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    What's wrong with pushing your own books? It's not too much. Even if it's a little too much, it's really funny. Don't read it in class. I'm not responsible for asking the teacher to confiscate your phone. Don't read it at night. Don't blame me if your roommate thinks you're crazy. The last time my neighbor called the police, that kid actually accused me.

20. 570 神 Divine Choices: Awaken the Ten Great Ferocious Beast Martial Souls from the Start 神级选择，开局觉醒十大凶兽武魂 Shangguan Su上官素Urban4.0M WordsOngoing In a world of martial arts where monstrous beasts run rampant, only by becoming a martial artist can you take control of your own destiny! Xu Qiu transmigrates to this world and begins with a Martial Soul awakening ceremony, only to discover that he has no Martial Soul. Once an academic prodigy, he is now mocked by everyone. His girlfriend even breaks up with him in public! But he stays calm. His Martial Soul may not have awakened, but he has awakened the Life Choices System. As long as he makes 43.6kReads8.9Score4kShelves
21. 571 现 Modern Immortality: Starting with the Eight-Section Vajra Arts 现代长生：从八部金刚功法开始 A Brilliant Shade of Red五彩斑斓的红Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Traditional martial arts + longevity + no female lead + daily life + lighthearted + secluded living] After working himself to death in his previous life, Lin Qing is reborn and angrily quits his job, returning to his hometown to slack off. He awakens a status panel that lets him add points to and upgrade every attribute. In literature, Taiji brings peace to the world. Yin and yang complement each other, emerging from the formless, and four ounces can deflect a thousand pounds. [Taijiquan reache 21.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
22. 572 我 I Read Books to Gain Skills 我，看书刷技能 Four Treasures of Brocade四宝锦绣Urban1.0M WordsOngoing Zhao Yang opened his eyes and found himself in a parallel world, where he had become a pretty boy living off a woman's money! At the same time, however, he gained the ability to acquire skills from the books he read! For example, reading The Compendium of Materia Medica granted him medical skills! Reading The Actor's Self-Cultivation granted him acting skills! Reading The Purple Star Astrology granted him divination skills! Then Zhao Yang looked at the copy of A Record of a Mortal's Journey to I 4kReads8.4Score291Shelves
23. 573 大 Tang Dynasty Restaurant: The Culinary God Dad's Leisurely Life 大唐饭店：厨神奶爸的悠闲生活 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Historical655k WordsCompleted In Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, there was a legendary chef and doting dad. The moment his mapo tofu and Dongpo pork made their debut, they stunned the taste buds of everyone in the empire. His very first customer was none other than Li Shimin, the greatest man of the High Tang. His restaurant was always packed, and whenever he introduced a new dish, it became the talk of the town. The shopkeeper also had a daughter named Yaya, and his reputation as an over-the-top doting father was entirely des 1.5kReads8.2Score100Shelves
24. 574 反 Villain: Get Lost, Heroine! My Demoness Big Sis Is the Best 反派：女主滚啊！魔头姐姐才最香 Picking Up Money捡钱Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Heaven-Defying Comprehension + Transmigrate into a Book + Beloved by a Sister Squad + Mythic Revival + Decisive and Ruthless + Making the Male and Female Leads Suffer] Su Yan transmigrates into a world made up of several urban power fantasy novels, becoming a young villain with an exceptionally high status. In his previous life, he chased after the melodramatic, scheming heroine Shen Xiaoran, made an enemy of the male lead Jiang Chen, and was manipulated by the pair. He drai 1.1kReads8.6Score157Shelves
25. 575 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 3.1kReads8.9Score305Shelves

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    Look at this. It's absolutely beautiful.

26. 576 从 I Became Invincible as a Mercenary with My Uncle 从和大舅当雇佣兵开始无敌 Wind and Snow风雪灬Urban663k WordsCompleted Lin Tian was waiting for his third year of university to begin when he suddenly received notice that the start of term had been postponed indefinitely. He immediately decided to follow his uncle and become a mercenary. Uncle: Kid, make sure you stick close to me later! Lin Tian: You got it! Boom! The two of them went flying. His uncle got up, cursing under his breath. "We only make a few thousand a month. Why risk our lives?" Lin Tian: "I think that's my other uncle over there!" Uncle: "Has he l 13.9kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
27. 577 男 The Buddhist-Minded Supporting Male Character [Quick Transmigration] 男配的佛系人生【快穿】 A House Full of Good Fortune福星满堂Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Quick Transmigration + No Romance + Supporting Character's Comeback + Face-Slapping + System] Jian Ying'an works diligently at his construction job, hoping to save enough money to retire early, when the System pulls him into three thousand worlds to play male supporting characters. His mission is to protect and cherish the female lead, and watch over her every step of the way. Once the female lead and male lead marry, he is supposed to graciously step aside and let them have their happy ending. 32.3kReads7.0Score2.6kShelves

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    Brothers and sisters, just recommend it without thinking. The first book's reputation is unquestionable. The second book's rebellious pig's feet and physique are used to rectify the world during the robbery mission.

28. 578 三 Three Kingdoms: Little Qiao Takes Me Home Because I'm Handsome 三国：因长得帅被小乔捡回了家 Kui Shou魁守Historical381k WordsCompleted [Late Han and Three Kingdoms] + [Unruly System] + [Building an Army and Carving Out a Kingdom] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Conquering the World] A driven young man from the 21st century, educated through nine years of compulsory schooling, dies unexpectedly and transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. He collapses by the roadside and, thanks to his handsome face, is rescued by an unknown little girl in green. When he wakes, he fuses with Huo Qubing’s Martial Soul, gains the peerless div 6.8kReads8.9Score848Shelves
29. 579 鸣 The Hope: Keep It Classy! You're the Heroines! 鸣龙少年：矜持！你们可是女主啊 I'm Not a Lazy Elf我不是懒精灵Male-Channel Fanfiction341k WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [The King of the Dragon River fanfiction] Bai Cong transmigrates into the world of The King of the Dragon River as a high school senior. He awakens a sign-in System. As long as he signs in every day or interacts with characters from the original show to change the plot, he can earn points and exchange them for all kinds of rewards. He puts the vile Zhou Weifeng in his place, face-slaps the scheming Shen Yao, treats Lei Lizhou, and helps Lei Ming escape his psychological traum 573Reads7.3Score—Shelves
30. 580 柯 Detective Conan: Might Makes Right! 柯南：武力之上，皆为真理！ A Panda一只猫熊Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Invincible + Female Lead: Xiaolan + Gray Morality + Lighthearted] After transmigrating into the world of Detective Conan, Long Ye gets a System, but never stops reflecting on life. Who holds the truth? What does justice rely on? And what is the so-called truth? Looking at the upgraded tactical sniper rifle in his hands, Long Ye falls into deep thought. … Shinichi Kudo: “I think the serial killer must have…” Inspector Megure: “No need to think about it, young Kudo. The culprit 9.3kReads8.9Score726Shelves
31. 581 反 Villain: Villain Villain Villain Villain Villain Villain 反派：反派反派反派反派反派反派 Wuhu, Takeoff 11芜湖起飞11Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Powerful background] [Cunning schemer] [Satisfying power fantasy] [Many love interests] I’m not your typical villain, so how could I possibly play by the rules!!! Xiao Fan transmigrated to a fantasy world and became a brainless minor villain. Luckily, he awakened a Villain System. To stay alive, Xiao Fan had no choice but to strike hard against the protagonist. The protagonist’s childhood friend: “Stop contacting me. I’m afraid Xiao Fan will get the wrong idea.” The protagonist’s younger si 17.4kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
32. 582 a The AG Substitute Who Took It Easy Became Invincible After Making the Starting Lineup ag替补摆烂的我，首发后无敌了 Fan Yuxi烦玉溪Sports825k WordsCompleted Fang Ling, a substitute marksman for AG, spent two and a half years watching from the sidelines because the starting player was Yinuo. But he was perfectly happy with things as they were. After awakening the Slacker System, this Honor of Kings pro almost never played Honor of Kings at all. “Genshin Impact’s banner updates today. I’ve got to hurry up and pull!” “What? Teacher Meng wants me to play Goose Goose Duck with him? I’m in.” “I’m not ending the stream until I get ten chicken dinners in PU 7.4kReads8.8Score771Shelves
33. 583 七 At Seven Years Old, I Took Leave to Return to My Village and Officiate at Funerals and Weddings 七岁的我，请假回村主持红白事 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Zhou Chen is a grandmaster of feng shui and Taoist arts, one of the country’s foremost feng shui masters and Taoist adepts, and heir apparent to the title of Celestial Master of the Taoist sect! One day, Zhou Chen… suddenly transmigrates into the body of a little boy. And the boy’s seniority in the family is unbelievably high. He visits the village during summer vacation, and everyone from the eighty-year-old men and women down to the three-year-old brats has to respectfully call him Great-Uncle 11.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
34. 584 让 I Asked You to Take Over a Third-Tier University, So How Did It Become a World-Famous School? 让你接手三本，怎么成世界名校了 The Invincible Big Monkey无敌大吗喽Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Reborn as a rich second-generation heir, he dreams of spending the rest of his life wanting for nothing. But who would have guessed that the school assigned to him would be on the verge of closing down? The campus is dilapidated, the facilities are inadequate, and there are no students! Just as he is about to go bankrupt and return to the miserable grind of his previous life, he suddenly awakens the Worst School System. Whenever his school gets a bad review, he receives money for each person who 3.5kReads8.1Score275Shelves
35. 585 校 The Campus Belle Called Me a Simp? I Married Her Best Friend, and Now She’s Panicking 校花说我舔狗？娶她闺蜜她急了 Autumn Waters, Lasting Love秋水长情Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Rejected from the start + gorgeous older sister + super-sweet romance] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and returns to college, where he confesses to the campus belle. Lin Yu: “Campus belle, will you be my girlfriend?” The campus belle remains expressionless. Another desperate simp? Her goal is to marry into a wealthy family. “Sorry, we’re not right for each other.” Just as Lin Yu is secretly delighted by his failure, a stunning older woman approaches the campus belle. “Hey, handsome, d 9.8kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
36. 586 直 Livestream: My Ocean Ranch 直播：我的海洋牧场 Drinking Alone Beneath the Moon月下独饮酒Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tired of the nine-to-five grind in the city, Jiang Nan quits his job and becomes an island keeper. He livestreams his laid-back island life every day. Fishing, walking the dog, and raising a “Godzilla.” Life is a breeze. But... on his first day on the island, after helping a giant sea turtle remove the barnacles from its shell, his island life changes! The giant sea turtle comes back with its whole family, then the orcas arrive, followed by dolphins, sharks, and even the beloved “deep-sea” creat 1.8kReads8.7Score183Shelves

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