Hey, Old Man, Look! Our Makeshift Sect
老登，看！咱家的散装宗门
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- Completed
- Length
- 729k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- I Help My Master Recruit Disciples, and Every One of Them Goes Silent我帮师父收徒，一收一个不吱声Alternate title on Fanqie
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I Want a Funny Story. Don’t Recommend Cringey Books That Feel Awkward Just Looking at Them.
Special Abilities, Academy, Comic Book Cannon Fodder Awakening or Transmigrating, Forums, Ensemble Cast
I'm looking for books similar to "After Seeing the Comic's Pop-Up Comments, I Tore Up the Cannon Fodder Script". Ideally, the chemistry between the protagonists should be fun to ship, with not too much angst. A humorous tone would be great. (Don't recommend that "Roadside Character B" comic. I've already read it.) ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з
Are There No Male-Oriented Novels with Great Brotherhood, Plenty of Scenes, Little Filler, and No Idiotic Characters?
I don't want formulaic infinite-flow stories, or anything too pretentious or drawn-out. Ideally, the protagonist should have a tight deadline to contend with. Any genre is fine.
Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter
Immortality! I Want the Ultimate Immortal Vibe, a Book Truly Worth the Word “Immortal”
What is the purpose of seeking immortality and the Dao? It is for eternal life! It is for walking the Great Dao, for reaching the summit of the Great Dao!
9.9-Rated Masterpiece: Anything Below 9.5 Is for the Weak, and Nothing Below 9.7 Deserves Godhood
Looking for books similar to "Han Feizi". Something like "Han Feizi", number 9.9.
Books I’ve Read
Making a list of books I've read.
No Female Lead!! Truly No Female Lead, No Romance, Read Carefully!!
Don’t recommend ongoing stories with heroines. If a story isn’t finished and doesn’t say it has no heroine, ask the author whether there is one first. For "I Became Invincible After Rejecting the System", the author said it has one heroine, so absolutely do not recommend it. The requester really will get mad.
An Ensemble Story About Saving Each Other and Striving with Passion. Romance Optional
I hope to find a group-focused story where a team works together toward a shared goal and all the members trust and accept one another. Every supporting character should have a distinct personality.
Ensemble Cast of Young Geniuses: That Year, Ten Talents Emerged
Looking for books like A Guide to Leveling Up for the Twin Prodigies of Shenzhou. Strong male and female leads, an ensemble cast of incredibly capable characters, youthful ambition, noble spirit, and heroic vigor.
A Calm, Ordinary Slice of Life
Just an ordinary, peaceful life in a warm little home.
Male-Oriented Fiction with No Romance! No Romance! Don’t Recommend It Otherwise!
Don't suddenly give me a love interest halfway through and then claim there's no female lead. I hate random romance subplots 🙃
I'm in a Reading Slump, Help Me Out! Looking for Two Male Leads
Are There Any Truly Female-Lead-Free Novels on Tomato? They’re All Flirtation, and I Don’t Want to Read That
Looking for Hilarious Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death
Extremely, ridiculously funny. Total silliness, and the protagonist isn’t a self-sacrificing saint.
Male-Oriented Stories with No Official Couple, but You Can Ship the Protagonist with Others
I read a book where the protagonist was a villain who became friends with a bunch of chosen ones. Their dynamic was so good. I'm looking for something like that.
Any New Takes on Xuanhuan Fiction?
I want something similar to The Peerless Genius and the Useless System. Are there any books of this type? A wild premise is fine, but the larger world should feel planned out later on. I don't want something based solely on a clever idea or recycled cultivation tropes.
Any Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp Up at Midnight?
Just something really funny.
No Romance, Just Brotherhood. Who Gets How Addictively Good Absolute Trust Is?
Looking for books like "National Destiny: Starting as the Leading Man's Favorite in Armor Hero". I'm fed up with all the scheming. Wouldn't it be nice to see people sincerely returning each other's feelings?
Ensemble Cultivation Novels: I Really Want to Read About a Bunch of Spirited Young People
Looking for Side-Splitting Female-Oriented Stories, the Kind You Can’t Keep a Straight Face Through!!
I need female-oriented fiction, female-oriented fiction!!!
Traditional Fantasy, Imaginative Fantasy, Transmigration, System
Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing?
No romance, no romance! I’ve had too much couple fluff, and I’m getting sick of it.
Funny Xuanhuan Novels with Creative Premises: Send Me Anything with an Invincible or Goofy Protagonist
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My Sect Is Full of Freaks, Yet Somehow I'm the Senior Brother
Xuanhuan: I Really Don’t Want to Take on Disciples
Harvesting Luck: This Master Is Far Too Cautious
Wait, You’re Building a Cultivation Sect in a Superpower World?
My Eldest Senior Brother Is Clearly Overpowered, Yet He’s Far Too Laid-Back
You Said You'd Take in Good-for-Nothings, So Why Are All Your Disciples Monsters?
You Call This the Greatest Sect Under Heaven?
Taking Disciples to Become a God: What If They're All Villains?
My Junior Brothers and Sisters Defy Me, So This Senior Brother Is Fighting Back
The Great Dao Lord of All Realms
Why Did Pulling the Holy Sword Make Me the Hammer Hero?
I Get Stronger by Showing Off, and Everyone Calls Me the King of Braggarts!
After Twenty Years of Slacking Off, I Come Out of Seclusion to Recruit Eternal Geniuses as Disciples
Xuanhuan: Reversing Cause and Effect, Invincible First, Cultivating Later
I Slay Immortal Emperors with a Flick of My Finger. Who Dares Claim to Be Invincible?
The Gods Must Keep Their Distance
The Strongest Sect Leader in History
Master, Let Your Disciple Take a Few Wrong Turns
Growing Stronger by Taking Disciples: Even My Weakest Disciple Has Great Emperor Talent
The Strongest Sect-Building System: The Zhulong Earth Vein From the Start
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It's so good! Their interactions are so funny! They represent all five races, and everyone has a touch of humor about them. Their relationships are so heartwarming! I hope you can update more often; there's too little. You'll never meet someone as gullible as me again! •᷄ࡇ•᷅ ❤️❤️ Keep up the good work with your writing and updates!
Ahhhhh, this is so good! Senior Brother is definitely the most beloved member of the group! Although he complains, he doesn't hesitate to use his lifespan, and he even remembers to help Yu Yu restore her golden core 💕 The interactions between members of the sect are both funny and heartwarming, and Mo Yuan, you love him too much [I've learned something]~ The warmth index of the sect is also…
Actually, it's quite good. The main characters don't necessarily have to be invincible or have any special abilities. Besides, the author clearly stated they're not invincible. It's hilarious! The second senior brother and the eldest senior brother are such a great couple!
The language and writing are very captivating. When I first clicked in, seeing the 7.4 Rating, I thought I wouldn't stay for long. But it turned out to be exactly the dream team I had envisioned. I guess it's all about timing and fate.
It's really good! There's no romantic relationship, but there's a junior sister, not the kind you date, but the funny kind. It's like the kind of character Lin Daiyu uprooting a willow tree. And the plot is very interesting! The developments are always unexpected. Highly recommended!!!
I'm giving it five stars. Although some parts of the book are indeed poorly written (cringeworthy/based on my observations and feelings from other readers), I really enjoyed the interactions between the main characters and Mo Yuan; they had a strong romantic vibe, so I was still able to continue reading. I hope the later plot developments get better and better.
Excellent! A captivating ensemble piece, each character is vividly portrayed and well-developed. The writing is light and humorous, flowing smoothly with virtually no glaring flaws or dull moments. It upholds sound values and avoids unnecessary padding. The foreshadowing in the early chapters is largely resolved later—a feat most online novel authors fail to achieve.
The world-building is limited, but the story is excellent. This book features an ensemble cast; the protagonist has very low combat power, the system is unreliable, and the overall plot is lighthearted, without any angst or deep-seated conflicts. It doesn't follow the traditional monster-slaying and leveling-up formula; the plot threads are clear, and most plot holes are resolved.
I felt the plot was good, logical yet unexpected. Overall, I found the story to be well-developed, though perhaps I didn't have high expectations. I've finished listening, and personally, I didn't experience much emotional fluctuation (which could also be due to my individual emotional state), but it wasn't boring either. Some minor plot points did slightly raise my blood pressure.
The author writes so well!! This is the first time I've finished reading it. When are you going to create a group? I'm so looking forward to it! The sect members are all very "harmonious," and the master is at ease. I hope there will be more storylines involving the master and the sect 🤔 No romantic pairing, but the sect is united and not mindless [rolls eyes]. This recommendation isn't fake, it's genuine! 😘