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1. 201 给 What Could Go Wrong If You Awaken This Guy's Powers? 给这人觉醒异能，那还了得？ Driving Rain and Gale骤雨疾风Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [Urban Superpowers + Lighthearted Humor, with a Touch of the Eerie + Plot Twists, No System] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world where demons and monsters roam, and people can awaken superpowers. To avoid falling prey to them, he applies to a superpower academy, only for one mishap after another to follow... The freshman exams are a complete disaster! The test takers are stunned, the upperclassmen are silent, and the upperclasswomen have a dull ache between their brows. If he's already like 158Reads8.5Score—Shelves
2. 202 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 995.7kReads9.9Score158.5kShelves
3. 203 直 Livestream Challenge: Take Off a Little Girl's Socks, Put Them on Your Head, and Go Withdraw Money 直播挑战，脱萝莉袜子套头去取钱 Rustling and Soughing潇潇瑟瑟Urban917k WordsOngoing (Hilarious + absurd + livestreaming + showing off + causing a scene + tycoon behavior. An absolutely hilarious, satisfying read that you won't be able to put down!!!) Fang Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a small-time streamer. He livestreams a visit to a massage parlor, only to find that the masseuse who shows up is his own girlfriend! Just as Fang Ming is losing all hope, he gets bound to a livestream challenge System! (Ding! The Contrast Livestream Challenge System has been 78Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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4. 204 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
5. 205 九 The Spirit Wardens of Jiuzhou 九州镇灵使 Ya Jie妖桀Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Spiritual Qi Revival + No System + Mythical Beasts from the Classic of Mountains and Seas + Slaying Gods + Exorcising Demons] When the henggong fish from the Classic of Divine Marvels crawls out of the water; when the swift-running ghost from the Forest of Gems in the Garden of the Law returns to the mortal world; when the one-horned man from Records of the Strange hides among ordinary people; when the shima sha from What the Master Would Not Discuss stirs up trouble; when Zhuyin from the Class 1.1kReads8.8Score101Shelves
6. 206 我 I'm the Chosen One, So Beating Reborn People Is No Big Deal 我是欧皇，吊打重生者不过分吧 It's Adam是亚当呀Sports1.7M WordsCompleted The world's biggest virtual online game, "Lord Era", has launched! Su Chen, hailed as the luckiest player alive, is just about to dive in when he suddenly realizes something is wrong! “Holy crap, my roommate is reborn?” “He's come back as a king from ten years in the future and re-entered this game?” “Ten years from now, I'm his enemy? He wants to steal my girl? He came back to crush me?” “Who would've thought that once the story got going, I'd be the villain getting crushed by the reborn guy?” 35kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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   A hilarious and refreshing story!

7. 207 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.7kReads8.6Score5.6kShelves

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   This book is amazing! The male protagonist cultivates by absorbing blood energy, and his constant bickering with the system will have you laughing so hard you'll be rolling on the floor! As the male protagonist grows stronger by absorbing blood energy, he encounters all sorts of unexpected situations along the way, making him a comedy machine in the cultivation world!

8. 208 人EN In the Cultivation World, I Can Go 50-50 with Anyone 人在修仙世界，和谁都能五五开 May Spring Bring You Happiness春风要开心Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 65.4kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves

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   "System, it's been over forty years! If you had appeared any later, I would have collapsed!" Li Zhoujun said, tears welling up in his eyes.

9. 209 大 Great Song: I Pick Up Attributes from Li Qingzhao 大宋：我在李清照身上捡属性 Tang Dynasty Yanzu大唐彦祖Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + hilarious + the greatest female talent of all time + imperial examinations] Chen Ning transmigrates to Bianjing in the Great Song dynasty and mistakes Li Qingzhao for a courtesan from the start. The spring breeze is warm along the banks of the Bian River. “Miss, I’m sorry. I was wrong that night.” “Miss, if you don’t mind, take this money. Let’s end our brief encounter here.” “Miss, if you don’t mind, how about one last hug before we say goodbye?” “Miss, I know you’re angry, but 21.5kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves

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   Don't click on it, it's hilarious! Don't come looking for me.

10. 210 网 Online Game: I Shocked the Three Realms with One Punch from the Start 网游之开局我一拳震惊三界 Hot Pot by Hand手捞火锅Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and Funny] + [Online Game] + [Xianxia] + [Journey to the West] + [Honghuang] + [No Heroines] + [Golden Finger] Alternate title 2: “Online Game: He's the Fourth Biggest Rebel in the Heavenly Court” Alternate title 3: “Online Game: From the Start, One Punch Shook the Three Realms” I'm not good at writing a blurb. Read the story instead. While the other players are still struggling in the mortal realm, the protagonist has already ascended to the Heavenly Court to become a celestial of 6.4kReads9.2Score599Shelves
11. 211 疯 Are You Crazy? I'm a Healer, Yet I Have Nothing but Forbidden Spells? 疯了吧！我一个奶妈全是禁咒？ The Cat Who Doesn't Lick Its Fur不舔毛的猫Sports1.2M WordsCompleted [Class change for all + fast-paced wish fulfillment + one young lady heroine + passionate national warfare + brotherhood + a priest who can kill gods with one hit] Also known as: What the heck? I'm a healer, but all my skills are forbidden spells? Games descend upon reality, monsters overrun the globe, and the age of class changes begins. Once you successfully change classes, you can grow stronger just like in an online game by killing monsters, grinding dungeons, and completing quests. On class 251Reads8.7Score108Shelves
12. 212 只 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 9.7kReads9.0Score797Shelves
13. 213 这 This Beat Cop Has Got All of America Losing It 这巡警当的，鹰酱全体都破防了 The Toad in a Cape癞蛤蟆穿披风Urban534k WordsOngoing Qian Jiangfei transmigrates to Florida in a parallel world, in the land of the Eagles. He’s a rookie who got into the police department through connections. On his first day of work, he empties his magazine and earns himself a seven-day administrative leave. Less than a day after his vacation ends, he fires every spare round he’s carrying, shocking the chief so badly that he personally gives him a counseling session. But Qian Jiangfei doesn’t let up. After two weeks of leave, he returns to work 3kReads8.5Score258Shelves
14. 214 玄 I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻：原来我是绝世武神 Feng Lingbei风凌北Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsCompleted Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher 25.5kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
15. 215 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.6kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
16. 216 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.8kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    It's hilarious, guaranteed to make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Both books are already over a million words long and finished, so you don't have to wait for updates. What are you waiting for?

17. 217 校 It's Fair for Me to Undercut the Principal's Speech, Right? 校长讲话我拆台很合理吧？ Pink Swordsman粉色的剑豪Urban277k WordsOngoing [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + irreverence + shameless antics + brotherhood + upbeat tone + no heroine = the gears of fate begin to turn] In the age of spiritual qi revival, Zhao Shen and his best friend Wang Dacai have both been unable to awaken their spiritual powers! But during a morning assembly, Zhao Shen heckles the principal of Bright High School as he gives a speech, and unexpectedly unlocks the Shameless Antics System! As long as he acts shamelessly and makes others feel negative emot 6Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 218 七 At Seven Years Old, I Took Leave to Return to My Village and Officiate at Funerals and Weddings 七岁的我，请假回村主持红白事 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Zhou Chen is a grandmaster of feng shui and Taoist arts, one of the country’s foremost feng shui masters and Taoist adepts, and heir apparent to the title of Celestial Master of the Taoist sect! One day, Zhou Chen… suddenly transmigrates into the body of a little boy. And the boy’s seniority in the family is unbelievably high. He visits the village during summer vacation, and everyone from the eighty-year-old men and women down to the three-year-old brats has to respectfully call him Great-Uncle 7.4kReads9.1Score831Shelves

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    [Already recommended] The protagonist, Zhou Chen, was originally a grandmaster of Feng Shui and Taoism, but unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a seven-year-old child. However, due to his exceptionally high seniority, he was revered as the ancestor by the entire village. Despite his youthful appearance, his professional Feng Shui arrangements displayed while hosting weddings and funerals shocked the entire internet. His ability to casually roll manure balls for farming and predict stock market fluctuations, leading villagers to rake in trillions of dollars on variety shows, made netizens exclaim, "This isn't a child! He's practically a living god!"

19. 219 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 1.6kReads8.9Score139Shelves
20. 220 被 Before the World Ends, I Decide to Raise an Army and Fight Back 被毁灭之前，我决定暴兵挣扎一下 Nan Chang南长Sci-Fi & Apocalypse711k WordsCompleted Zhang Xuan was abducted by aliens while going about his usual workday. He learned that the world was facing yet another cycle of annihilation, and humanity had reached the brink of life and death. Before humanity could be wiped out completely, Zhang Xuan acquired the StarCraft System and decided to do something for his civilization. Years later... The siege tanks roared as their cannons unleashed a torrent of fire! The Templar’s blades of light blazed once more! Endless Zerg swarmed across the e 2.6kReads9.0Score190Shelves

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    They're all alright, worth watching.

21. 221 都 Everyone Looks Down on the Heroine for Being in a Vegetative State? Fine, I’ll Marry Her 都嫌弃女主是植物人？那我娶走了 Please Call Me Your Highness请叫我太子殿下Urban2.2M WordsOngoing Lin Xuan transmigrates into an urban novel as a short-tempered villain. From the start, his scumbag father, who favors his illegitimate son, forces him to take the place of a comatose supporting character with a fear of men in a marriage meant to bring her good luck. Fortunately, the [Crazy Cuddling] System comes online. As long as he makes physical contact with someone who has high fortune points, he can earn points to buy all kinds of products and skills. So Lin Xuan acts decisively and choose 5.6kReads8.9Score654Shelves
22. 222 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.1kReads9.2Score698Shelves
23. 223 谁 Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的？ Crow Doesn't Fly Planes乌鸦不坐飞机Urban647k WordsOngoing Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money 27.9kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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    The rating isn't high, but it's quite good.

24. 224 让 I Sent You to Train, So Why Is the Whole World Trying to Capture You Alive? 让你去历练，怎么全球都要活捉你 God of War Dad战神奶爸Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Military + special forces + scheming + lighthearted comedy] Su Chen transmigrates to Blue Star and builds a fearsome super-unit from the ground up. “I refuse to accept this! That bastard Su Chen took a company of soldiers disguised as young women, pretended they were an entertainment troupe, and wiped us out. That wasn’t tactics, it was exploiting our feelings to pull a cheap trick!” “Do you know what I’ve been through these past two weeks? I couldn’t eat or sleep. I searched everywhere for tha 52.4kReads9.4Score5.2kShelves
25. 225 娱 Showbiz: Paparazzi Are People Too, So Show Some Respect 娱乐：狗仔也是人，麻烦尊重一下 Chocolate Donut巧克力甜甜圈Urban837k WordsCompleted A rising young heartthrob is exposed by paparazzi and has his career ruined. Qin Fan, his manager, transmigrates overnight and becomes the hottest celebrity in a parallel world! Before he can enjoy the perks of being a superstar, paparazzi ambush him with relentless, intrusive photos! Furious, Qin Fan decides to turn the tables and fight fire with fire! From then on, Qin Fan does things his own way in the entertainment industry! Qin Fan: Bro, I forgot my wallet when I went out today. Can I borro —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 226 让 I Told You to Comprehend the Dao, Not Carry the Great Dao Into the Sky 让你悟道，没让你扛着大道起飞啊 Three Thousand Years of Bowing Before the Buddha佛前顿首三千年Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [The new book by Laofu, "After the System Ran Away, My Junior Brother Robs People Every Day!", is out! It has a similarly large cast and is lighthearted and hilarious!] Lin Yu transmigrates to the Great Luo World and awakens the Tree of the Great Dao, which can distill the dazzling pasts of all things and living beings to forge Dao Fruits! With one glance at the basic cultivation manual, "Qi Circulation Art," he distills the dazzling past of its founder, the Venerable Three Treasures, who create 29.6kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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    Great book!

27. 227 堕 After Falling to Demondom, the Female Villain Boss Gives Up and Does Nothing 堕魔后，反派头子她摆烂不干了 Oil Cat Pancake油猫饼Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (Main story complete, bonus chapters ongoing) [Ensemble cultivation cast + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger] She's transmigrated into a book as a demonic cultivator villain, and from the start she's saddled with a cheating scandal and a death squad. What should she do? Song Xi: “Can't beat them today. I'll stab the other man and make a run for it.” After one spectacularly reckless stunt, she gets hauled straight back to the sect that specializes in catching demonic cultivators. Song 1.4kReads9.3Score399Shelves
28. 228 全 The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 14.9kReads9.6Score3.2kShelves
29. 229 星EN Honkai: Star Rail: Dreaming of the Starry River 星穹铁道：揽星河入梦 A Stone Lion一头石狮子Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Honkai Impact 3rd] [Honkai: Star Rail] [Honkai: Star Rail] It was an evening when ashes fell from the sky. A woman stood at the entrance to an orphanage, holding a black umbrella. “Since your wish in this life has been fulfilled, come with me.” “I just want to make sure: you have a taciturn older brother and a younger sister addicted to the internet. You’re divorced and widowed, and your ex-husband is buried?” “Of course!” “And you guarantee this is a normal, loving family, not some notorious i 20.9kReads9.6Score2.3kShelves

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    Don't just look at the name; the content is actually super fun!

30. 230 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 39.9kReads8.5Score4.1kShelves

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    ① Qingfeng's new book, a million words long, features Ren Jie, a man skilled in all walks of life, who aspires to be a hero, slaying demons and monsters in a lighthearted and humorous style. ② The female lead is a company president who approaches the protagonist as his assistant, and is led by him to various slacking-off activities.

31. 231 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score675Shelves

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    These are all good; the second one might be a little worse.

32. 232 游 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 4.7kReads9.4Score502Shelves
33. 233 帝 An Empire's Warlord: From the Start, I'm Ordered to Rob a Bank? 帝国大军阀，开局就让我抢银行？ A Little Carefree小吊里个郎当Historical407k WordsOngoing “What? You want me to rob a bank?” “No way! I’m a law-abiding citizen!” “What, I’ll get hundreds of guns as a reward?” “Damn it, I’m in!” “What? You want me to kidnap women?” “No way! In my previous life, I was a model young man. Don’t ruin my reputation!” “What, I’ll get a Type 3 tank as a reward?” “Hell, I’ve already been branded a rebel. What the hell do I need a reputation for?” “System, so I get a tank for every wife I kidnap, right?” In another world, during the final years of the Great Pr 4Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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    The fifth book is worth reading; it's very funny.

34. 234 反 I Made a Crime-Fighting Promo About The Knockout, and the Whole Internet Went Wild 反黑宣传片我拍狂飙，全网爆火 Have a Bite of Big Tomato吃口大番茄Urban526k WordsOngoing Wang Lin transmigrated as a rookie at the police department, and his very first assignment was to make an anti-triad drama! The characters had to feel vivid, the plot had to be fresh, and it couldn't be clichéd. What could possibly be more suitable than The Knockout? Police Department Chief: “I asked you to make an anti-triad drama, and you broke the ratings record? Next time, don't make the villain so vivid!” Criminal Investigation Commissioner: “I asked you to show how tough it is to be an und 1.5kReads7.0Score104Shelves
35. 235 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation story. [Laughing][smirking]

36. 236 从 From Eunuch to Emperor 从太监到皇帝 Bubble's Cat泡泡的猫Historical5.5M WordsCompleted Long Chen transmigrates to ancient times and finds himself in the castration chamber, about to be made a eunuch. Luckily, the man wielding the knife is an old acquaintance, and Long Chen narrowly escapes disaster. Using his wits, he rises step by step to the top and becomes the strongest emperor! 43.9kReads9.4Score5kShelves

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    I think it's quite fun, but the rating might not be very good.

37. 237 下 Clock Out, Then Become an Armor Hero 下班，然后变成铠甲勇士 Number One in She County涉县第一Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Nothing to do with the Armor Hero tokusatsu series + a brand-new world + a fresh premise] Lu Yuan's phone broke, and a mobile game called Light of Ares appeared on it. Players in the game could activate armor cores and summon armor. The moment Lu Yuan put on the armor, he knew the world had changed beyond recognition. A mysterious game that engulfed the entire world descended without warning. Along with it came terrifying armor demons, pouring through the rifts in the continent of Catalina. The 561Reads8.9Score—Shelves
38. 238 全 Dream Masters for All: My Dreams Come from China's Ancient Past 全民梦师：我的梦境来自千古华夏 It's Wind Chime Duck是风铃鸭Urban644k WordsCompleted [Chinese Gods + Underworld and Heavenly Court + Dreamweaver + Livestreaming] Giant star beasts descended, and the final battle began. Countless civilizations fell, and a rift opened in the heritage of Chinese civilization! Only those who awakened as one-in-ten-thousand dreamweavers could stand against the star beasts! Su Mu transmigrated to this world. From the start, he awakened an S-rank talent and joined the global dreamweaver entrance exam! First question: Create a dream of a dead world. Whi 24.2kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
39. 239 光 The Rise of Light 光系崛起 Sleepy Lazy Cat爱睡的懒猫Urban3.0M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Urban + Superpowers + Light Powers + Kizaru's Three Techniques + Ultraman Beam + Slow Burn] After being ambushed while trying to help someone in danger, Lin Qixuan is reborn in a parallel world much like Earth, carried there by a mysterious speck of light. This world is home to people awakened to all kinds of supernatural abilities, powerful bloodthirsty monsters, and sinister, cunning ability users. In a place that's far from safe for ordinary people, Lin Qixuan awakens light powers, 16.5kReads6.8Score1.5kShelves
40. 240 全 Everyone Digs for Treasure, but Only I Can See the Hints 全民挖宝，只有我能看到提示 Thirty Thousand a Day一日三万Urban6.0M WordsOngoing [First release anywhere online + no saintly heroine + satisfying story + decisive and ruthless + gleefully slaughtering everything] “Shocking! Shocking! The whole world is shocked! Daddy Ma spent one billion yuan to buy ten Super Treasure Maps and finally dug up a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. He has now attained immortality!!!” “Good news, good news! A high school senior used a Treasure Map to dig up an ancient golden elixir. From now on, my fate is mine to control!” “Rumor has it that netizen Ye us 70.2kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves

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    All three are pretty good.

41. 241 蝉 The Cicada Project 蝉计划 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Urban4.7M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of 69.3kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves

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    Story summary: [Smirking]

42. 242 阿 Officer, Let Me Out! I Still Have Beasts to Kill 阿sir放我出去，我还要杀凶兽 Water Lion A Bao水狮子阿宝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Spiritual Qi Revival] [Easygoing] [System] [Ridiculous Comedy] [Unhinged Shenanigans] [Meme-Filled] With Spiritual Qi Revival, fierce beasts and ghosts invade Blue Star from without, while cults plot to overthrow the world from within. Humanity becomes a race of warriors awakening Superpowers. From the start, Zhang Lei gets a System that lets him absorb emotional energy and draw prizes. He relies on the powerful Superpowers and all kinds of bizarre gadgets he wins to save the world. The Paran 361Reads6.7Score—Shelves
43. 243 通EN The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 63.7kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves

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    [Evil laugh] They're all hilarious.

44. 244 请EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.6kReads9.5Score9.7kShelves
45. 245 不 A Rather Improper, Sleazy Taoist 不太正经的猥琐道士 Exiled to Lingnan流放岭南Mystery553k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Paranormal + Raunchy + Absurd + Humorous] Every night, a lecherous young man wanders around his village, hoping to sneak a peek at a widow bathing. But he never imagined that the woman’s smooth, pale back would have a human face with clearly defined features growing out of it… Haha, don’t be scared. This is a suspenseful comedy, with absurd antics that are both thrilling and hilarious, bringing you joy amid the mundane world. This isn’t a power fantasy or a cerebral st 37Reads7.2Score—Shelves
46. 246 超 Super God Academy: I'm the Support, So Why Are You Sending Me to the Front Lines? 超神之我是奶爸，你却让我冲锋？ Fengzi Loves Beer峰子喜欢喝啤酒Anime Fanfiction517k WordsCompleted Synopsis: Leina: Stop hiding in the back. Charge in and hold them off. Xu Feng: Sis, I'm a healer, remember? Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin: Brother Feng, help! Heal us, quick! Xu Feng: Hang on, I'm busy. Let me kill this guy first. The girls: Bro, I'm charging in. Give me a shield first. Xu Feng: No time. I'll give you the permissions. Go have fun on your own. The female angels: My Lord, I want to play Titled Douluo too. Xu Feng: How about ten rings? That's even better than Titled Do 129Reads9.0Score—Shelves
47. 247 我 I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打 Old Hoop老箍Urban5.4M WordsOngoing [System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If 4.1kReads8.8Score370Shelves
48. 248 悄 I've Been Laying Low for a Billion Years, and Now I'm Unbeatable 悄悄苟了亿万年，我已无敌手 Meet the Challenge Head-On迎楠而上Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Immortality + Keeping a Low Profile + Cultivation + Comedy + Slow Growth] After transmigrating into a world of cultivation, Lin Yu gains immortality from the start. Every year he stays alive earns him another attribute point. Lin Yu has an epiphany: As long as he outlives all his opponents, he'll become invincible! So he decides to keep a low profile. Any enemy he can't defeat can be left to grow old and frail before he steps in to deal with them. And if he accidentally outlives on 11.5kReads7.6Score1.1kShelves
49. 249 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score551Shelves
50. 250 黑 The Dark God of Cooking 黑暗厨神 Seven-Tenths Sober柒分清醒Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Dark Cuisine + Spiritual Qi Revival + One Female Lead + Hilarious + Passionate + Supernatural Abilities + Inhuman + Decisive and Ruthless] This book is also known as The Time I Made Slime into Cuisine, Hell on the Tip of Your Tongue, and Diners, Please Don’t Run Away. Otherworldly realms invade, strange beasts descend, and humanity faces a desperate struggle for survival! Lu Seven, Master of Dark Cuisine, Dance King of Shangjing, Golden Pot Hero, Child of the Planes, All-Round Talent Holder, on 1.8kReads8.2Score160Shelves

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