Name: Officer, Let Me Out! I Still Have Beasts to Kill
Author: Water Lion A Bao

Synopsis

[Spiritual Qi Revival] [Easygoing] [System] [Ridiculous Comedy] [Unhinged Shenanigans] [Meme-Filled]

With Spiritual Qi Revival, fierce beasts and ghosts invade Blue Star from without, while cults plot to overthrow the world from within. Humanity becomes a race of warriors awakening Superpowers. From the start, Zhang Lei gets a System that lets him absorb emotional energy and draw prizes. He relies on the powerful Superpowers and all kinds of bizarre gadgets he wins to save the world.

The Paranormal Bureau: Zhang Lei keeps testing our limits every day. Lock him up and put him to work at a sewing machine.

The cult: Zhang Lei is a real talent. He knows how to make money and recruit people. With him around, how could we fail?

The military: I never expected that sending him to eliminate the fierce beasts would almost lead to him destroying the world.

The dark organization: We’ve decided to abandon our plan to conquer Blue Star. With Zhang Lei around, the planet will end up destroying itself sooner or later.

The fierce beasts: Memorize this guy’s face. His blood reeks of money, and he has no heart. Eating him will give you diarrhea.

Many years later, the true Beast King invades Blue Star and faces off against Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei: “Beast King, I know you’re strong, but you’ll still have to pick up the soap, won’t you?”

Also known as: "Throw the Soap Right, and Even the Beast King Will Be in a Bind", "I’ve Got More Superpowers Than You Can Handle", "So What If I Destroy a City While Killing a Ghost?", "Landslides, Avalanches, Ground Collapses: Wherever I Go, Disaster Follows", "I’ve Beaten Up a God of War, So Tell Me, Are You Scared?"

[If you don’t laugh, come and hit me]

Other names

I Slay the Headless Ghost from the Start. Why Are You Taking Off Your Clothes?开局剿灭无头鬼，你脱衣服干什么Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

479Chapters

361Reads · 30 days

287.4kReads · all time

6.7Score

70Listens

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