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1. 251 为 The Immortal Emperor Begs to Join My Sect Just to Eat My Cooking 为了吃我做的饭，仙帝求入我宗门 A Gap in the Wings羽翼之隙Eastern Fantasy742k WordsOngoing Cultivation, food, laid-back, comedy, everyday life, farming Wen Wushuang was a humble chef who unexpectedly inherited the God of Cookery's legacy, only to transmigrate to the cultivation world. He soon discovered that people here knew next to nothing about food. He became the cook at a down-and-out little sect. Every day, he prepared delicious meals that made the sect's name famous far and wide. Leaders from every sect came to pay visits. The Immortal Emperor, the Empress, the Demon Venerable, 730Reads9.0Score100Shelves
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3. 253 全 Global Awakening: My Talent Can Be Leveled Up Without Limit 全球觉醒：我的天赋无限升级 King of the Kindergarten幼儿园山大王Urban1.5M WordsCompleted This is an era when anyone can awaken a talent. Talent ranks range from F to SSS. Some people awaken low-level talents, while others start with an SS-rank talent. Lin Yu awakened a B-rank Clone talent from the start. Just as he was feeling dejected, his System awakened. “Ding! Bind the Clone talent?” “Yes!” “The Clone talent can be upgraded!” “Ding! Clone talent upgraded to A-rank!” “Ding! Clone talent upgraded to SSSSSS-rank!” Years later, people discovered that there were ten billion 7.7kReads8.5Score671Shelves
4. 254 通 The Immortal-Passing Spirit Diagram 通仙灵图 A Cat Worm一条猫虫Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsOngoing Without an invincible System or a mysterious little bottle, with demons surrounding them from outside and a weak clan within, how can a small Foundation Establishment clan weather one crisis after another? Gu Changhuan opens the map: spirit treasures, spirit herbs, and mineral veins are all laid out before him. With this golden finger, what is there to fear about the hardships of cultivation? Still, he has to keep a low profile. Lower and lower. After all, playing the pig to eat the tiger and qu 48.3kReads8.7Score3.8kShelves
5. 255 我 I’m Immortal Anyway, So Do Whatever You Want 我反正长生不死，你们随意 One Week, Seven Days Off一周就断七天更Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted (A laid-back story + mastering the art of keeping a low profile + easygoing + humorous everyday life. Enter at your own risk!) Yang Sheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens an immortal constitution: he’ll never die! He has a mixed Five Elements spiritual root, making cultivation difficult. What’s he going to do? No worries. Keep a low profile for a million years, and even a Divine Transformation cultivator will call him Dad! Keep a low profile for billions of years, and even a 41.9kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves
6. 256 仙 Immortal Fields 仙田 Rampaging Watermelon暴走的西瓜君Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing A mortal’s cultivation journey, no System, a farming novel. Carrying a mysterious three-acre plot of spirit farmland, he transmigrates to the vast and mysterious world of immortals and chivalry. Thanks to his second uncle, he begins his path to immortality and becomes one of countless rogue cultivators. The path to immortality is easy to enter but hard to travel. Only by facing hardship and enduring countless trials can one cultivate immortality for the long term. (Levels: Qi Refining, Foundatio 24.9kReads7.9Score1.8kShelves
7. 257 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 18.3kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
8. 258 洪 Honghuang: Dao Ancestor Hongjun, Please Behave Yourself 洪荒：鸿钧道祖，请你自重 What I Say Is Me言之即吾Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [A different kind of Primordial World + Invincible + Behind the Scenes + Civilization Building + Cat Butler Training + An exclusive story for the Chinese branch of the Holy Flame Meow Meow Cult] (The supporting characters' personalities have some rough spots early on. Check the comments for reference. If that bothers you, read with caution!!!) Not long after Pangu created the world, Meow Meow is reborn as the first cat in the Primordial World and obtains the Cat Pet System. “Ding! Host, please b 2.8kReads8.5Score350Shelves
9. 259 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 19.8kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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