Recommend Highly Rated, Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories (Wait Until They’re Over 500,000 Words Before Recommending) 求推高分搞笑沙雕之类的书（50万字往下肥了再推）

1. 151 开 Desert Eagle from the Start: Blow the Ghost's Head Off! 开局沙漠之鹰，给鬼爆个头！ Midnight Fish-Eater半夜吃鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with depleted-uranium rounds that leave the six senses pure. Three thousand six hundred rotations per breath, great compassion delivering the world. When choosing between exorcising ghosts with physics or with spells, Zhang Yun resolutely took the path of physical exorcism and never looked back. A Desert Eagle blows up ghost heads; a Guan Gong broadsword splits ghost bellies. Ghost: “Help! That guy isn't human!” Zhang Yun: “Don't move, or I'll blow your ghost head off!” 2.8kReads7.7Score228Shelves

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   While others exorcise ghosts by chanting incantations, he exorcises them by shooting! "Starting with the Desert Eagle, Blowing Ghosts in the Head!" Takes you into a super-exciting supernatural world. The protagonist, Zhang Yun, doesn't follow the usual path, decisively choosing physical methods to exorcise ghosts. Encountering a vengeful ghost? Without hesitation, he pulls out his Desert Eagle and blows the ghost's head off! There's even a scene of Guan Yu's broadsword ripping open a ghost's belly, making for a thrilling read. Under the author's pen, the supernatural world is no longer gloomy and oppressive, but full of novelty and excitement. Friends who enjoy alternative supernatural stories shouldn't miss it!

2. 152 凿 Digging a Well, Unleashing Evil: The Stele Spirit's Bloody Grudge Traps the Village Souls 凿井惊邪：碑灵血怨困村魂 A Gentle Breeze After the Storm惊风徐来Mystery13k WordsCompleted Dowsing a Well Unleashes Evil: The Stele Spirit’s Blood Curse Traps the Village Souls 1Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 153 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.4kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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   The ultimate book-reading slump is here! This novel is a true "happiness generator," with a witty and humorous plot and non-stop laughs that will keep you laughing non-stop. No wonder your family thinks you're "crazy"—a must-read for stress relief!

4. 154 让 You Were Supposed to Survive the Apocalypse, So Why Are You Dating the Zombie Queen? 让你末世求生，你和丧尸女皇好上了？ Mighty Cockroach伟岸蟑螂Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.4M WordsOngoing [The next top-tier classic after Zombie Cockroach. Veterans of apocalypse novels can read with confidence!] That day, the zombie horde sealed off everything. That day, on his 101st transmigration, he once again faced a world where human civilization had been utterly overturned and left in ruins. The rules and morals of old were gone, and the various nations had become the last sparks of civilization. The entire apocalyptic world had turned into a brutal game of evolution! But for Gan Ze, an ordi 3.8kReads8.2Score522Shelves

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   😁😃😄😃😄😍

5. 155 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 7.8kReads9.2Score625Shelves

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   Absolutely.

6. 156 我 My WeChat Connects to the Three Realms 我的微信连三界 Beacon Smoke狼烟Urban8.7M WordsOngoing Lin Hai was an ordinary college student, but after a WeChat update, he was added to the Heavenly Court's Moments. From then on, his life became colorful and exciting. The Queen Mother has run out of face masks? Ten Peaches of Immortality for a replacement, no haggling. The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord wants a pack of Soft China cigarettes? Ten Heaven-and-Earth Creation Pills, no credit. Red Boy wants some Wahaha? Hand over your Samadhi True Fire, and make it quick. Chang'e wants to wear this? Oh d 18.9kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves

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   I recommend this! [Thumbs up] I've been reading it since high school during the pandemic, though I haven't been able to read it for very long, but the silly vibe is still there.

7. 157 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves

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   It feels pretty silly.

8. 158 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 976.7kReads9.4Score99.9kShelves

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   Hey everyone, I have to tell you about a super hilarious and highly-rated novel! It's a masterpiece, absolutely top-notch for the 21st century. I'd be so disappointed if you didn't read it—it's incredibly good, definitely going to be a huge hit, don't miss it!

9. 159 系 System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统：蛮荒太子妃只想放羊 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ... 30.2kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves

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   I only have one.

10. 160 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 14.9kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves

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    These are all good, you can take a look.

11. 161 红 A Red-Clad Female Ghost Knocks to Claim My Life. I Open the Door, Thrilled 红衣女鬼敲门索命，开门我兴奋了 Lord Buddha of the Nine Gates九门佛爷Mystery636k WordsCompleted The red moon rises! Ghostly energy returns! In the middle of the night, someone keeps knocking on the door of the campus beauty next door. Ning Chen curses in vain, then opens his door and steps out. To his surprise, a red-clad female ghost is knocking to claim the beauty’s life. Luckily, he activates the Supernatural Choice System. 1. Pretend you didn’t see her, go back inside, and lock the door tight, letting the red-clad female ghost claim the beauty’s life! Reward: a ghost-repelling constitu 7.2kReads8.9Score571Shelves
12. 162 只EN As Long as I Outlive You All, I Can Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 69.3kReads9.3Score6.6kShelves
13. 163 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    I suggest you take a look; it's the last book in the pre-recommendation list.

14. 164 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 124.3kReads9.4Score12.3kShelves
15. 165 高 High Martial: My Small World Is Just a Little Bigger Than Everyone Else’s 高武：我的小世界比别人多亿点点 Poetry and Wine While Young诗酒趁年華Urban6.2M WordsOngoing [Lovably obnoxious male lead]+ [Passionate]+ [High Martial]+ [Comedy]+ [Supporting characters in the spotlight]+ [No female lead]+ [No System] Humanity is in peril, and the gods bestow their blessings! A small, undeveloped world appears inside everyone. Legend has it that whoever can control the world within can protect all living beings and save humanity! After being reborn, Ling Feng has no talent and just wants to lie flat. But to his surprise, the small world he awakens seems to be just a ti 20.4kReads7.2Score1.6kShelves
16. 166 谁 Who Let Him Become a Ghost Constable? 谁让他当鬼差的？ A Hundred Flowers万花丛Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After dying, Su Fan transmigrates into the body of a spirit in the Three Realms and becomes a soul-reaping ghost constable in the Underworld. From then on, the whole culture of the Underworld changes. “First of all, let me make this clear: I’m not the one who corrupted the culture of the Underworld. Ghost constables are supposed to reap souls. I’m just doing my job.” “If you can’t keep up with me, don’t blame me for changing the culture.” With that, Su Fan walks out through the Gate of Hell, car 77.5kReads9.3Score6kShelves

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    It's pretty good, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts.

17. 167 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 11kReads9.2Score850Shelves
18. 168 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117.5kReads9.3Score9.5kShelves

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    The Silly Old Six series: Hilarious and refreshing stories

19. 169 我 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 Feng Lingbei风凌北Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 8.1kReads9.0Score629Shelves

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    These are good, but the scores aren't very high. [Smirk]

20. 170 都 Urban: The System Teaches Me to Sell Weapons from a Street Stall 都市：系统教我摆地摊卖军火 The Chubby Mushroom Picker采蘑菇的小胖子Urban228k WordsCompleted Yang Fan, a college student, unexpectedly awakens a "Street Stall System." Every day, the System gives him all kinds of bizarre and unusual items. All Yang Fan has to do is sell them to earn rewards. There's just one problem: these products are a little... A fire extinguisher shaped like a gas canister? An electric shaver shaped like a hand grenade? A vacuum cleaner shaped like a rocket launcher? A ballpoint pen shaped like a bullet? One day, Yang Fan stares at the real electromagnetic canno 1.1kReads8.1Score133Shelves
21. 171 让 You Were Told to Cycle Around the World, Not Dig Up Treasure and Become the Richest 让你骑行环球，没让你挖宝成首富 Crazy Cabbage疯狂的大白菜Urban290k WordsOngoing [Livestreaming + laugh-out-loud comedy + crafty schemer + troublemaker] Just after Cheng Hao transmigrates, the original owner of his body dies on the spot after secretly eating a cucumber that had just been sprayed with pesticide. Taking the original owner's place, Cheng Hao joins two idiots, Wang Pangzi and himself, as they continue competing in the large-scale outdoor survival show Around the World on Two Wheels. He unexpectedly activates the [Treasure-Hunting System]. This is a lighthearted, 11Reads6.7Score—Shelves
22. 172 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏：我每天get一个新技能 Dreaming Bookworm书梦人Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 26.9kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves

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    I refuse to believe I can't make you laugh your heads off.

23. 173 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.3kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    🌟🌟🌟Among the challengers on the show "The Strongest Challenger," only Su Yun is truly unpredictable. Scavenging for scraps? But when he finds a Type 38 rifle, things take a turn for the worse. Police: "You're a scrap collector, dealing with corpses every day, is that reasonable?" Netizens: "We sent you to participate in the show, not to solve cases every day." Military: "Holy crap! All the beasts 🌸🍀🌸 are paying homage! The Imperial Seal of the State! The Tomb of the Qin Emperor?"

24. 174 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.5kReads8.7Score549Shelves

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    I'm dying of laughter! [Eating melon seeds][eating melon seeds]

25. 175 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 7kReads9.0Score789Shelves
26. 176 我 I'm the Villain's Dad, and the Heroine Calls Me Dad from the Start 我反派他爹，开局女主认我当干爹 Jenny Ma Dajin珍妮马戴劲Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Scheming | Villain | Lighthearted | Hypocritical | Cunning | Dark | All the heroines] Cao Chuan transmigrated into a composite urban-fiction world. He became the father of the story’s villainous rich playboy! Talk about a son who’s going to get his dad into trouble. Son, you’re still young. You can’t handle those heroines, and you’ll only get yourself killed trying… Let Dad take care of it! The butler hurried over. “Boss, the young master got into a fight with someone at a bar. He’s been taken 1.2kReads9.2Score196Shelves

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    Although his score wasn't 9.5, I feel he could reach 9.7.

27. 177 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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    It's hilarious, it gets better and better as you watch it.

28. 178 玄EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 138.6kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves

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    👌🏻👌🏻 Don't be scared by the cover, the content is hilarious and will make you feel good all day long! 👀

29. 179 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 8.9kReads9.2Score965Shelves

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    Author, do you know? This is a society governed by law; laughing to death can cost you your life! [Facepalm] The inner world is hilarious; it's a shame the male lead has to hold back his laughter all the time. I was drinking tea and reading this when I burst out laughing—it's absolutely hilarious! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

30. 180 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后，我惊艳军区大院 Moon Rising over the Blue Sea苍海升月Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati 52.8kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves

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    Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period novel written by a jealous classmate, becoming the male protagonist's first wife with the same name—a woman who was tricked, lost her virginity, and tragically drowned in a lake… This hilarious and absurd novel is incredibly entertaining; the more you read, the more addictive it becomes.

31. 181 人 I'm Zhang San, and I'm Reviewing This 人是张三，正在审核 Confessions of a Wasteland Shut-In废宅自白Two Male Leads580k WordsCompleted 003 was a well-known review bot at Literary City. With 99 pounds of defiance packed into a 100-pound frame, he was nicknamed Zhang San, the Police-Calling Maniac. After his scumbag boss set him up, 003 was forced to enter chaotic minor worlds and fix their plots. His career hit rock bottom. * The man lifted the woman's chin and said cruelly, “She needs your corneas, liver, kidneys, and appendix.” A Zhang San walked by. “Are you treating people like a wholesale market in Yiwu?” He then shouted at 1.9kReads9.3Score303Shelves

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    "The Person is Zhang San, Under Review" 9.2 Points [heart][heart], a silly transmigration novel with two male leads, a joke every three seconds. While others transmigrate into one book at a time, we have eight at once, with eight domineering CEOs gathered together. Can you imagine? It's hilarious, with a kind of calm madness. It's completed, so feel free to jump in.

32. 182 不 Immortal Heavenly Emperor 不朽天帝 What Is Immortal and Mortal?何谓仙凡Eastern Fantasy7.0M WordsCompleted After narrowly escaping death time and again, Gu Changqing awakens an undying bloodline. He burns his essence blood, sacrifices his soul, tempers his body through self-inflicted wounds, and refines his path with pill poison. Born into humble circumstances, he still dares to swallow the heavens. Even as one abandoned by the Heavenly Dao, he will fight the heavens for supremacy. Become a god, and I am the God King. Become a demon, and I am the Demon Lord! A young man from the Northern Frontier, wi 11kReads8.9Score721Shelves
33. 183 斩 Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神：缨子请自重，你别乱来呀！ Clear Breeze Fish Balls清风鱼丸Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri 13.1kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
34. 184 你EN You Have Pangu's Axe, I Have a Barrett 你用盘古斧我有巴雷特 My Name Is Cheng Dapao我叫程大炮Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: National Transmigration: I Have an Arsenal [Not an Invincible-Protagonist Story]+ [One Heroine or No Heroine]+ [The Villain Is Ridiculously Strong] (Don’t read if you don’t like that) Heaven and earth undergo a transformation, and ten billion people around the world transmigrate at the same time to another world where only melee weapons exist. After awakening a personal divine weapon from the start, how can you survive in this perilous otherworld? Everyone else gets swords, spears 47.3kReads9.1Score4.4kShelves
35. 185 斗 Douluo Dalu: Little Scumbag Has Finally Behaved 斗罗：小瘪三已老实 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing Banished to another world by the Indian God King! The whole world has gone completely off the rails! No poison points, no angst. Jump right in! Hilarious subversion × unconventional power fantasy × one iconic scene after another 28.5kReads—Score3.4kShelves
36. 186 幼 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Urban446k WordsCompleted The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 187 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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    [Eating melon seeds][Smirking][Smirking]

38. 188 海 One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You 海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Anime Fanfiction916k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.” Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?” The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period. Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.” He saves Ace an 40Reads8.0Score—Shelves
39. 189 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 31.9kReads8.8Score4.1kShelves
40. 190 满 Surrounded by Treacherous Officials, I Somehow Became the Most Foolish Emperor in History 满朝奸臣：我竟昏成千古一帝 Mandarin Oranges砂糖橘子Historical1.4M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan transmigrated to another world and became the emperor of Great Qin. He thought his happy days were about to begin. Instead, his entire court was full of treacherous ministers! On the left, Chancellor Qin Hui; on the right, Chancellor Cai Jing. Minister of Rites Yan Song, Minister of Personnel Li Linfu, and Minister of War Cao Cao. Minister of Revenue He Shen, Minister of Justice Lai Junchen, and Minister of Works Sima Yi. Wei Zhongxian of the Eastern Depot, Yu Huatian of the Western De 15.2kReads9.0Score1.6kShelves

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    I'm laughing so hard I'm almost getting a six-pack! [Smirk]

41. 191 板 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 Ding Fou丁缶Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 792Reads7.5Score100Shelves
42. 192 一 The Outcast: The Marvelous Adventures of Martin the Shape-Shifter 一人之下：百变马丁的奇妙历险记 Braised Eggs红烧鸡蛋Male-Channel Fanfiction264k WordsOngoing The Outcast + the Myriad Worlds + Martin Mystery + troublemaker As a troublemaker, Lin Bei has suffered from his frustrating golden finger ever since he was a child. Every morning, he wakes up transformed into some strange creature or other. He might be a human or a monster, a hero or a dragon, a flower thief or a swordswoman... And so Lin Bei is forced to wander through the Myriad Worlds. One day, on his eighteenth birthday, Lin Bei wakes up to find himself in the world of The Outcast. When he 1.5kReads8.7Score100Shelves

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    It's hilarious and absurd, absolutely great, but just too short.

43. 193 全 Global Dungeons, Choose Your Own Cheat, Nuclear Bomb from the Start 全球副本，自选外挂，开局核弹 Immortal Emperor Lover爱吃仙帝Urban685k WordsCompleted [Invincible + Steamrolling Everything + Power-Ups All the Way + Dungeons] Apocalypses, the supernatural, bizarre horrors... Dungeons become the main world when you transmigrate into them. While you challenge dungeons, I pick my own cheat powers: In a zombie dungeon, I carpet-bomb the place with nukes; In a school haunted by evil spirits, I unleash the mighty Great Dragon and smash through the dungeon’s barriers; In a city haunted by evil spirits, I steamroll the entire ghost town and enslave the 5.3kReads8.4Score311Shelves
44. 194 剧 A Plotline Mash-Up: The Big Shot Was Me All Along 剧情大杂烩，大佬原来是我 The Unflappable One淡定客Male-Channel Fanfiction502k WordsCompleted (The protagonist’s personality begins to change after around chapter fifty, as he gradually lets his true self show.) I transmigrated, and in a very haphazard way. How should someone who has transmigrated survive? A real man stands tall between heaven and earth. How can he be content to live under someone else’s thumb? No, absolutely not. A tall tree catches the wind, the bird that sticks its head out gets shot, and the early bird gets eaten… Ever since Lu Guanglin learned about the exploits of 2.1kReads8.4Score102Shelves
45. 195 大 This Is Bad! One More Cup and He’ll Reach the Heavenly Dao Realm 大事不妙！喝完这杯他该天道级了 Three Thousand Years of Bowing Before the Buddha佛前顿首三千年Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Lin Yi! He transmigrates to the Spirit Realm and obtains the Wine Soul System. Drinking wine can make him immortal. Born in the mortal world, he becomes the greatest martial artist under heaven at the age of sixteen, a living legend of the martial world. He founds the top force in Daqian's martial world: the Yiguang Society. But soon, mortal wine can no longer satisfy Lin Yi, so he goes into seclusion in Qingping City and becomes a wine seller. All so he can brew wine and lure immortals! Hard wo 7kReads9.1Score707Shelves
46. 196 当 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ Little Taoist of Guishan龟山小道Urban541k WordsCompleted My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 553Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    A novel with a creativity that transcends the ordinary, leaving all others in its genre far behind. Fate won't let me be human? No problem, I'll be a ghost. Fate won't let me be a ghost? No problem, I'll be a dog! If I'm human, I'll be fearless; if I'm a dog, what can anyone do to me!

47. 197 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.7kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
48. 198 港 Hong Kong and Taiwanese Fictional Worlds: First, Cultivating Dark Arts in Uncle Jiu's World 港综诸天：先在九叔世界修炼邪法 I'm Great at Making Instant Noodles我煮泡面有一手Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted The Myriad Worlds, Hong Kong cinema, Uncle Jiu, a body full of defiant bones, cultivating demonic arts, women without commitment. Just have fun. “My name is Wu Zhenxie. I'm thirty-three and live in a rented apartment in Modu. I'm unmarried and work at an internet company, where I clock out at ten every night.” “I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I go to bed before eleven every night and make sure I get seven hours of sleep.” “Before bed, I drink a glass of warm milk, then do twenty minute 11.7kReads8.2Score703Shelves
49. 199 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score363Shelves

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    If you don't laugh, your stomach will hurt, come and hit me! [Smirking]

50. 200 我 My Son Was Clearly a Playboy, So How Did He Become the Tiger of the Empire? 我儿明明是纨绔，咋成帝国之虎了 Beating Up Cats Under the Tree树下揍猫Urban7.6M WordsCompleted [Military life + special forces + lighthearted + passionate + hilarious] Lin Hui was unexpectedly reborn as a spoiled playboy. His father and older brother were big shots in the military, and his mother was the chairwoman of a corporate group. With such a wealthy family, surely Lin Hui could just slack off and live like a lazy fish, right? Just as he looked forward to a life of doing nothing, his father sent him into the army, where he had to serve for at least two years. After that, he could do 61.7kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves

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    Enough said, let's just go straight to godhood.

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