I Faked My Death from the Start, and This Ridiculous System Is Acting Weird

College student Lu Xian transmigrates to a parallel dimension much like Earth after an accident.

He becomes a good-for-nothing disciple of the Taichu Sacred Sect on the Xuantian Continent.

To make matters worse, when Lu Xian wakes up, he's lying in a coffin, and the funeral feast is already underway outside.

Just as he's at a loss, the System speaks:

[Ding! Detected that the Host died in an exceptionally careless and absurd manner. The Ridiculous System is now activated.]

[Newbie mission: Flip over your own coffin in front of everyone, then compliment them on the funeral.]

From then on, Lu Xian is forced down an increasingly unconventional path to invincibility.

As he completes one ridiculous mission after another, Lu Xian gradually discovers that the original owner's death wasn't so simple.

Meanwhile, a crisis capable of engulfing the entire continent is quietly brewing.

Years later, when he faces an invasion by foreign forces,

he silently pulls out the secondhand tractor awarded by the System.

“Don't panic.”

“The other side's technology is pretty good.”

“But it seems my tractor is more advanced.”