
Nine Dragons Haul the Coffin! A One-Stop Funeral Service for the Primordial World
九龙拉棺!洪荒丧葬一条龙
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.4M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Honghuang: With a Righteous Adopted Son Like This, I, Hongjun, Want to Be a Good Person洪荒:有此义子,我鸿钧想当好人Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's a very interesting book. I hope the author can keep writing it and don't want to be a eunuch ❤️ [Top post]
The plot is very smooth and has a counter-routine feel. It looks very interesting. The author hastily updated it. 💕💕
The author is a genius! I would like to call the author Gao Qiqiang from the beginning, the ultimate Gao Qiqiang, the strongest Gao Qiqiang, and Hongjun, the boss behind the strongest black society! Read Sun Tzu's Art of War and taste your wife's life
It's a big surprise. It's really different from other books. It gives me a very novel feeling. My adoptive father is Taozu and my father-in-law is Pangu. Gee, no need to compete with local snakes for opportunities. I just need to be sweet and give it directly. This is the life I want [please savor it] I loved this book so much, but I'm here to dissuade everyone! Why? Because there is no trace of the drama at all in the back, it is all literary drama, which is perfect for me to listen to while sleeping, just like the aunts in the community chatting about daily life. Really, there are hundreds of them, they keep chatting about who is right and who is wrong. The drama is passed by in one stroke. It is so boring that I fall asleep after listening to only one chapter. There is no chance that I will become more energetic as I listen to it. It's very boring, I suggest you don't waste your time. Eh! At this time, some people may be thinking, why don't I leave? ... I have been watching this for a long time. I am learning from the past and I advise the younger generation to run away. Even though this book is dull and dull. Now my mentality when reading this book is that it is tasteless and it would be a pity to discard it. No matter how boring I am, I will finish it.
Not bad, not bad, a masterpiece from Honghuangliu.
Interesting. 😘 The first is the "two-way rush" between Ran Deng and Hongjun. 🤭 This book is about burning the lamp and licking Hongjun, all while Hongjun can see it. When doing things for Hongjun, he will also beat around the bush to let Hongjun know. All kinds of flattering words make the other party feel happy and not disgusted. Everything Ran Deng does is done in his own best interest, so that Hongjun can benefit too. 🤔 This shaping is very complete. After all, someone who only flatters you and is of no use to yourself will only be treated as a piece of entertainment and not too concerned about. 🤭😘 The relationship between Ran Deng and Hongjun in this book is more like a combination of interests. The close relationship is largely a combination of interests, achieving a win-win situation. 🤔😎 Therefore, Ran Deng will do things that are beneficial to himself and Hongjun to make their relationship closer; and after Hongjun has benefited, he will naturally not hesitate to give Ran Deng something that is of no use to him but can help the other party. This kind of plot is thought-provoking 🤔, and it is also very helpful [learned] in the workplace. "How to be a boss who licks the dog and licks everything" [sneaky laugh][sneaky laugh] In addition, some of the structural settings of this book are also interesting. 🤭 For example, the Xianting Cabinet has become a "simplified version of the United Nations" [learned] according to book friends, and there are other novel contents that are different from the traditional prehistoric literature. These refreshing and eye-catching plots deeply attracted me. 🥰 There are also some metaphors. 🤭 For example, in the first few chapters, "Join Ukraine in 2022"; in the hundreds of chapters, historical figures are used as metaphors. There are also some jokes. After seeing "Kun Huang", I almost said that the little black boy was only showing his feet. 😏 😏 I was very excited at the time (because I was also a little black guy 😜 😜 😏 😏) Overall, this book is wonderful. [Understood][Understood] As for talking about logic, you generally don't need to use your brain to read interesting articles, as long as they look good. [Make a face][make a face] Therefore, please update more authors and update it faster, as it is not enough! 😘😘 Author, I believe you can update thousands of words every day, right? [Stare] (I hereby submit a 666-word book review, asking for the author's praise [currently in preparation])
This book is really good. I love it!
I really can't help but laugh, it's pretty good, at least I think it is. Big cheers for the author!
This is the first time I've read Tomato for so long that I've encountered such a good-looking ancient novel. It must be praised with five stars. I can't afford gifts, but I still have good reviews😄😄 👍 👍 By the way, can the author update it more?
The idea of the book is very novel, and the function of the system is not very important. It looks like a guide. After all, the prehistoric Lantern is super powerful. To sum up, this is a very new prehistoric novel, I'm optimistic about it ➕One, code words➕999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999