I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高,很久没被书逗笑,求助,但不要尬文
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Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能:我有一面复刻镜
[Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th
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Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and Won't Reply 影帝别撩了,我已读不回
Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and I'm Not Replying
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Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华
The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime
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A Matchmaker's Careless Pairings Send the Heavenly Emperor Down to Earth to Win Back His Wife 实习月老乱点鸳鸯谱,天帝下凡追妻
The Matchmaker Intern Messes Up the Matchmaking, and the Heavenly Emperor Descends to Pursue His Wife
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Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993,暗海
The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve
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My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后,全家造反了
[Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i
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A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到
(Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy,
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The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆,忽悠京少当赘婿
Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the
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I Hid the Real Heiress and Became a Star 藏住真千金后我爆红娱乐圈
I Hid the Real Heiress, Then Became a Star
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People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃,天上神仙都急了!
People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking!
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Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼
[The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac
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Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚:因为担心不优雅而过度变态
[Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The
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Can a Rebellious Girl Really Be a Maid? 反骨仔也能做丫鬟?
In her previous life, Wuwang was sacrificed to a formation. She never expected to open her eyes again, only to find herself a lowly maid sold to the Prime Minister's residence. A maid? How could a perfectly good modern woman become... Fine! If she doesn't become a maid, can she go to the countryside and farm? She can't even tell weeds from seedlings. Or buy back her freedom and go into business? She would rather spend three days and nights beating up three hundred evil spirits than deal with
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After Breaking Off the Engagement, the Foolish Princess Marries the Ninth Lord with Her Four Maids 退婚后,傻妃携四大丫鬟嫁九千岁
[Palace Intrigue + Household Intrigue + Historical Romance + Princess Consort + Legitimate Daughter + Medical Skills + Two Powerful Leads + Cunning + Playing the Fool + Reborn + Fiercely Protective + Political Scheming] 99% of the comments are positive! Read with confidence! Su Qian, once the leader of a special forces unit in the apocalypse, died unexpectedly while carrying out a mission. With her portable medical space, she transmigrated to ancient times and into the residence of a great gener
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The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻,被两个大佬宠哭了
The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men
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To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃,神仙也疯狂(人间篇)!
Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)!
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Don't Worry, Senior—I'll Protect You 学姐别怕,我来保护你
[Heart-Pounding Engine 2: Pure White Love Letter has been published] [Lighthearted daily life] + [Single female lead] + [No System] + [Not reborn] + [Sweet romance] In high school, Luo Ye had a secret crush on a girl for three years. He even got into the same university as her, and they agreed to start dating if they both got in. But the girl unexpectedly went back on her word. Heartbroken, Luo Ye became a romance novelist. Unexpectedly, before university even began, the novel he wrote shot to t
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I Became a Fussy Old Lady: While Everyone Else Fled the Famine, I Reclaimed the Land 穿成作精老太,别人逃荒我开荒
(No space, no System, no romance. A short drama with the same name has already been released. A warm, rustic story. Everyone says they wouldn’t survive three episodes after transmigrating into a chaotic era. Read this book, and you’ll survive ten more!) She transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainous aunt who abused the protagonist in a male-oriented novel, and was destined to be killed off. Jiang Zhi didn’t cling to the protagonist. She left him behind and relied on her extensive knowled
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The Advancing Cook 进击的炊事兵
Chen Wu: "I don't like war. My greatest passion is cooking, and seeing everyone enjoy my food makes me happy! What about you? Are you happy?" The enemy's top soldier curled up in the corner, weeping: "Happy, very happy, super happy! Could you... could you fish the grenade out of the wok first? It looks like it's smoking!!!"
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After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her Hard 摆拳过后,他掐腰强吻
After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her by Force
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Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记
Lisi's Smuggling Journey
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The Poison Queen Gives Up, but the Mad Dog Emperor Insists on Spoiling Her 毒后摆烂,疯狗暴君偏要宠
[Court Intrigue] [Mutual Exploitation] [Psycho Push and Pull] [Fall from Grace] [Psycho] [Powerful Figures] [Tyrant] [Imperial Court] [High-Level Hunt] [Schemes] [Power Couple] [Wits and Will] Meng Zhiyuan was a notorious poison empress. After Emperor Xiao Qi personally destroyed her family, she was banished to the cold palace, left to await her death. Xiao Qi brought his new favorite before her and flaunted his favor, hoping to see jealousy and pain in her eyes. But Meng Zhiyuan didn't even loo
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The Zhong Family’s Son-in-Law 钟家小婿
The Zhong family of Deyue Town is looking for a son-in-law. The last time the family sought one was eighteen years ago. What kind of son-in-law can fifty taels of betrothal money get them? Why does everyone’s expression change when the Zhong family is mentioned? Their daughter, Zhong Xiaoru, is clearly lovely and graceful, and even speaks so gently and sweetly...
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Help! The Horror NPCs Are Lining Up for Me to Do Their Makeup 救命!惊悚NPC都排队找我化妆
[Horror game + NPCs + horror survival + no System] Su Qing, a workaholic makeup artist, was just working overtime. When she opened her eyes again, she had been sucked into a horror game with a 99% death rate! As she watched her teammates panic and wet themselves, the bottom-performing Slit-Mouthed Woman approached her with a pair of scissors. Su Qing despaired. But wait... This woman’s makeup is way too crude! Her professional instincts kicked in, and she blurted out, “Your makeup isn’t working.
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Harry Potter: Snape and His Devoted Beagle Fan 【HP】斯教和他的毒唯比格犬
Snape pairing. There are countless great books on Tomato. If this one doesn't suit you, just pick another. Writing “We don't accept snails. They're like shit” on the sign outside a luosifen shop is disrespectful and impolite. So is saying, “Luosifen stinks so much, the cook must have mixed shit into it. They must have a shit-eating fetish.” Can't we all just respect one another? Eliana, Hogwarts' top study machine, shocked the whole school with her motto: “If you only study eight hours a day, h
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A Fleeting Moment 寸阴
[Infinite-loop adventure in the early stages + an intelligent villain + detailed supporting characters + haven't figured out the later stages yet ^_^] Urging someone to study medicine is a recipe for disaster! Even with a golden finger, you still can't overcome human nature! So let it go. Take off that white coat, as if shedding the shackles weighing you down, only to fall into a cycle, an apparently endless loop. Within the cycle of 2015, you uncover a shocking secret from hundreds of years ago
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What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚,到底发生了什么
What exactly happened that night?
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I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文,但是疑似女频?!
[Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th
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Who Says I Can't Be a Beauty? 谁还不是个西施咋滴
[Transmigration + farming + sweet romance + golden finger + imperial examinations] A washed-up D-list celebrity transmigrates into the body of a peasant girl in ancient times. Things aren't just miserable, they're even worse than miserable! On the bright side, she gets a top-quality husband with a sweet, sesame-filled heart for free, and their romance stays sweet from start to finish. She raises pigs to get rich and uses her golden finger to grow rice in seawater. She persuades her husband to
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Her Seven Brothers Died in Battle, and the Legitimate Daughter Returned Darkened 七个哥哥战死沙场,嫡女黑化归来
[Historical romance, court intrigue, palace and household scheming, reborn, joining forces, legitimate daughter, revenge, two formidable leads, transmigrate into a book, seven older brothers, no saintly heroine, miracle doctor, adored by all, comeback, punishing scoundrels, imperial uncle, devoted husband, devoted couple] The comment section is 99% positive! Read with confidence! “Shen Nanqiao, being chosen to marry into the Eastern Palace is a blessing for your Duke of Zhenguo household!” Rebor
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Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后,女校霸更宠我了
After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More
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Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖:让我查案,我摸鱼千年
[Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On
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Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局
(No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would
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The Savage Bandit of the Great Wilderness 大荒悍匪
Everyone knows that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is actually a cookbook. Transmigrate across mountains and seas, and stew a Kunpeng with a phoenix, or cook a Zhujian with a black tortoise. In the demon wasteland, the countless great demons are dangers to everyone else, but Zhang Chu sees them as food. One bite of demon meat doubles his strength. One sip of demon blood sends his cultivation soaring. From then on, Zhang Chu goes farther and farther along the path of cultivating by eating demo
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I Make Pickled Cabbage Beside the Dragon Throne, and My Dad Wants Nothing to Do with Court 龙椅旁边腌酸菜,我爹不想上朝堂
The rating is low because not many people have read it. [Farming + cozy, sweet romance + heroine who trains men like dogs + playboy hero who wins by lying around + something satisfying for readers of all genders] The heroine is the hero’s daughter, and the hero has other romantic storylines. One man, two women: the heroine has two love interests, and her father does too. The pretentious prince will eventually become a dog for the heroine and the hero. A pitiful orphan with psychological problems
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After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后,我反手颠翻全网
[Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li
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My Wife Is Someone I Won Through Underhanded Means 我的妻子,是我用不光彩的手段勾来的
My Wife Is Someone I Won Through Underhanded Means
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Don’t Mess with the Hotel Receptionist 酒店前台她不好惹
The Hotel Front Desk Clerk Is Not to Be Messed With
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The Little Boss Is a Menace to Cats and Dogs, and Hides from Mom and Dad That She's a Millionaire 小老板猫嫌狗厌,瞒爸妈当万元户
[1980s setting + lighthearted comedy + everyday life + building wealth] Little Rice Cake is a sieve spirit with off-the-charts brains and emotional intelligence, and she never waits until tomorrow to get revenge. After being forced to split from her family, Little Rice Cake single-handedly lifts her family and friends, infiltrates the enemy's ranks, and takes down every gossiping shrew in the village. The good life begins with living in a pigsty and raising piglets. She starts making money by do
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The Little Spy's Rise to Power 谍战小特务的逆袭
He is the lowest-ranking undercover agent in the Military Statistics Bureau, yet he can spot Japanese spies in a vast crowd. He is also an expert operative, infiltrating enemy-occupied territory to assassinate traitors who sell out their country and vanish without a trace. Because: “Scanning Eye” in operation...
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A Tycoon? No, Just Call Me the Gentlemanly Kept Man 神豪?别,还是叫我绅士软饭王吧
[Multiple Female Leads] + [Subverting the Usual Tropes] + [System] + [Romantic Push and Pull] + [Living Off Women Without Losing Your Pride] That’s right! Me! Jiang Ye! The god of awkwardness! After binding to the “Living-Off-Women Cash-Back System,” Jiang Ye’s life went completely off the rails: The campus belle showered him with gifts, including stockings, and he got 4,000 back in cash. He played pool with a beauty and won 8,000. Even sending gifts in a voice-chat room earned him a “show of si
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I Cried in Such a Unique Way, the Campus Heartthrob Was Stunned 我哭的别具一格,校草学长惊呆了
Sweet Romance | No career ambitions, just love Lin Jianzhi is a crybaby with tear ducts that work overtime. She cries when she’s nervous, cries when she’s happy, and cries even harder when she’s sad. One day, the senior she’s had a crush on for years stands before her and offers her a pack of tissues. Zhu Liheng: “Could you stop crying?” Lin Jianzhi tries to explain, but she can’t stop sobbing long enough to get the words out. Zhu Liheng is about to lose his mind. “What do you want, exactly? Do
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After Fawning Over Four Powerful Men, the Psycho Villain Could Read Minds 舔了四个大佬后疯批反派会读心了
[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Love Rival Showdown + A Strong Female Lead + Mind Reading Spreads from Person to Person] Jiang Nanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly, disposable simp in a certain popular historical romance about a woman adored by everyone. While other people fawned over one person, she fawned over four. Don't ask. The answer is that she's fickle. The young heir, the Imperial Preceptor, the top scholar, and the young general were al
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Help! The Villain's Son Has an Attention-Seeking Mom 救命!反派儿子的亲妈是个显眼包
[Sweet Romance + Shameless Wish Fulfillment + Comedy + Adorable Kids] Overnight, Jiang Wanyan transmigrates into the role of the villain's biological mother and gets bound to a Redemption System. Her mission is to save the villain and keep him from going down the path of darkness. Jiang Wanyan thinks this is absolutely wonderful!!! So, she takes her villainous son to a film set to play a Japanese soldier, to work as an NPC in a haunted house at an amusement park, and even to a KTV to sing songs
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I Sell Houses to Zombies and Became a Top Salesperson 我给丧尸卖房,卖成了金牌销售
I Sold Houses to Zombies and Became a Top Salesperson
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Life with the Goddess: I Feel Like I've Seen You Somewhere Before 女神同居往事,我好像在哪见过你
Li Huangxuan was a recent college graduate, stuck in a miserable nine-to-five job and always broke. Like every young person just starting out, he felt lost and uncertain about the future. He longed for a love that would leave a lasting mark. He had a crush on his coworker, Xu Wanqing, but was too timid to approach her. Then one day, his roommate moved out, and a goddess named Lin Ximeng moved in next door, turning his life upside down. A month of living together gradually drew the two of them cl
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Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall, One Gold Piece Per Reading 摆摊算命,一卦千金
[Mysticism + Feng Shui + Fortune-Telling + Episodic Stories + All Kinds of Gossip + No Romance] Ever since Song Ci got hit by something thrown from a high-rise, a whole lot of knowledge suddenly appeared in his mind. Fortune-telling, face-reading, avoiding misfortune and attracting good luck, dispelling negative energy and boosting prosperity, attracting wealth, feng shui and geomancy… Everything he’d once thought mysterious and unfathomable came to him as if by instinct. From then on, a little
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The Misadventures of a Cultivator 苦逼修仙传
An orphan so poor he has nothing but his looks plans to make a dignified exit with a bottle of paraquat, only for an old man to snatch it and drink it as if it were liquor. All he leaves behind is a foul-mouthed divine artifact: "You idiot! This divine artifact will defy the heavens and change your fate!" And so, Dongfang Han goes from being an orphan in a thatched hut to enduring countless trials, hardships, heartbreaks, and frustrations before finally attaining the Dao and ascending... Aloof h
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First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记
The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique
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