I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高,很久没被书逗笑,求助,但不要尬文
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If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表,你北什么伐呀!
“This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there
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Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房
[The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.”
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- 1103 A Double-Faced Jianghu, Dedicated to the Eighteen of Every Story 双面江湖献给所有故事里的十八号 The world sings the praises of heroes, But who remembers the nameless extras? The jianghu is more than flashing blades, It lives in serving tea and sweeping floors, too. Two voices separated by countless mountains and rivers, yet keeping exactly the same rhythm. Unhurried, neither too loud nor too soft. Like a heartbeat, like breathing. Like the jianghu itself, quietly and ceaselessly carrying on. 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后,反派被迫从良
Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro
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After Giving Up Going Back to the Modern World for Him, He Brought His Pregnant Wife Home 为他放弃回现代后,他携孕妻入府
[The husband chases his wife after losing her + the second male lead takes the place of the first + devoted couple] Yu Chu fell in love with her assigned target and gave up the chance to return home, choosing to stay in the world of the mission. She thought they would grow old together, sharing a lifetime of love. But in their third year of marriage, he brought a young woman before her. “Qingtang is carrying my child.” “She is the youngest daughter of the Duke of Protecting the Nation. It would
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- 1107 The Ancient Powerhouses Have Arrived 上古大佬团驾到 The ancient supreme gods Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, long since retired and all but legendary, were bored one day. They decided to take their wives, Xihe and Changxi, on a “business trip” that was really a “government-funded vacation,” visiting the Heavenly Court and the Underworld, both under the administration of the current management, the Jade Emperor. When word got out, the officials governing the Three Realms fell into unprecedented panic and chaos. They mistook a simple family outing for 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1108 I Find Treasures at the Junkyard, and One Glance Tells Me Their Past and Future 废品站捡宝,我一眼断古今 I Find Treasures at the Scrap Yard, and Can Tell an Antique's Age at a Glance 49Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1109 Oh No! The Empress Is Pregnant Again! 夭寿啦!女帝又又又怀孕啦! [One Female Lead, Laid-Back Cultivation] Qin Fan transmigrates into a book and is immediately abducted by the poisoned villainess, Empress Su Longyue, who sleeps with him. At this point, the empress is still inexperienced and hasn’t turned evil. She’s only the Holy Maiden of the Moon Embracing Sect. Qin Fan never expected that their encounter would leave Su Longyue pregnant with quintuplets! The two begin living together. A year later, Su Longyue gets pregnant again, this time with sextuplets! Q 11.2kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
- 1110 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧,本饕餮哐哐干饭 A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 13.1kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
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My Daughter's Words Become Law, and Her Mad Mother Lies Back and Becomes a God 闺女言出法随,癫娘躺赢成神
Qin Youyou has an incomplete soul and is reborn as a good-for-nothing orphan in a fantasy world, with only a farming System to her name. She lives tucked away in a small mountain valley, until one day she returns to her family. She has to care for her deranged mother, feed her good-for-nothing older brother, and support her declining family. She rolls up her sleeves and keeps working hard to grow vegetables and feed her family. Until... Her useless older brother drinks her tea and smashes a hund
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On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜,我让战神王爷起死回生
Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu
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- 1113 Alive! As Long as She’s in This Town, She’s Alive 活性!只要她还在这座小镇就活着 You are alive. Your body is alive. But are you still human at heart? Did you see someone today? Did you make a choice today, not because it was easy, but because it was right? Did you do something today where no one could see, something only you would ever know about? It was small, so small you’d feel embarrassed even to mention it. But you did it. That is your humanity. That is your vitality. To be alive, you need humanity. Even if you mutate, you can still be human. Without humanity, you’re no 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1114 The Heiress Returns to Her Family 千金回归一家亲 The Heiress Returns, Reuniting the Family 18Reads—Score—Shelves
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Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始:历代君王陆续降临
[Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv
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- 1116 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾?你也配?另谋高嫁你下跪 This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
- 1117 Slaughter Kindergarten: Killergarten 杀戮幼儿园——Killergarten Killergarten 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1118 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part One) 纸扎阴铺(一) Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (1) 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1119 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂,成了暴君白月光 [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves
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After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后,我成了总裁保镖
A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be
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- 1121 Candied Hawthorn Inn 糖葫芦客栈 Pure dialogue, a novel told entirely through lines of speech. The martial world can be a little bitter, so why not try a candied hawthorn? The first bite is tart, but the sweetness lingers. Another one, dear guest! Welcome to the Candied Hawthorn Inn! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1122 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part Two) 纸扎阴铺(二) Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (2) 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Straight Guy Transmigrated Into an Omega and Got Together with the Male Lead 直男穿成O,和男主在一起了
[Wondering why it starts this way? It’s actually foreshadowing the receiver’s background later on. Don’t leave!] [Being timid doesn’t mean being introverted] Cold, arrogant top × timid, slightly foolish bottom Straight guy Qiao Yuan accidentally transmigrates into an ABO novel, but still clings to his dream of finding a wife. What he never expected was to become an omega, let alone get entangled with the protagonist, Wei Yanlin. Qiao Yuan: I want to get a wife. Wei Yanlin: Maybe after I die. Qia
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- 1124 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命!与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves
- 1125 Spring and Autumn in the Textbooks 课本春秋 Seasons in the Textbook A Republican-era classroom, with one teacher and several students [Volume One] First School Year (Autumn 1932–Summer 1933): The Beginning of Learning Opening Note: In the autumn of 1932, the ancestral hall in Qingxi Town opened its doors as a school. Five children walked inside. Over the next six years, they would see the whole world from here. A Poem for the Opening The ancestral hall’s threshold stands three inches high. The children lift their feet to cross, unawar 25Reads—Score—Shelves
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Eerie Instance: Let the Ghosts See the Power of My Imagination 诡异副本:给诡异看看俺寻思之力
Bizarre Dungeons + Livestreaming + Comedy + "I reckon this thing could work" In rule-based horror stories, if you don't understand the rules, you're unquestionably doomed. He Qu: Aren't rules dead? How can dead things boss me around? And so the rules really did die. Countless people were chosen when bizarre dungeons appeared, but no one had ever been like He Qu. How could he just do whatever he wanted?! In a bizarre hospital, he beat up the helpless Split-Mouth Woman and the faceless janitor. I
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- 1127 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up the Family Inheritance Agreement 重生之日,我撕毁全家的遗产协议 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up My Family's Inheritance Agreement 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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Report, Commander: Your Grandson Took His Wife Out to Beat Someone Up Again 报告首长你孙子带媳妇又去打人了
[Complete + male lead takes the domestic role, female lead takes the career role + fussy, love-struck husband + daily face-slapping antics of the compound's little tyrant in the 1970s] Shen Xia transmigrated into an ongoing period novel and became a pitiful girl whose father didn't care for her and whose mother didn't love her. After transmigrating, Shen Xia accidentally discovered that something was wrong with her identity. She reported her adoptive parents, sent her adoptive father to labor ca
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Heir, Your Wife Says It’s Time to Come Home 世子,夫人喊你回家了
[Marriage First, Love Later; Devoted Couple; Sweet Romance] [Proud, Sharp-Tongued Heir vs. Beautiful, Cunning Young Madam] For generations, the Duke of Dingguo’s family has loyally guarded the frontier, keeping the realm at peace for decades. If you asked the women of the capital whom they most wanted to marry, the answer would be Ning Ye, the Duke of Dingguo’s heir. Noble by birth, handsome, and skilled in both letters and arms, he makes the hearts of young ladies from every family flutter. But
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You Have a New Thirst-Quenching Drink Order 您有新的渴了么订单
[Character development + business simulation + infrastructure building + healing + no romance + a touch of court intrigue] They say the emperor was corrupt and incompetent, and Heaven sent down divine punishment. Not a drop of rain had fallen on this land for nearly twenty years, and countless people had died of thirst. Then, all of a sudden, a milk tea shop opened in the desert. In spring, there were all kinds of ice-cold fruit juices, along with seasonal drinks like cherry blossom and lychee b
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- 1131 The Blood-Red Wedding Dress: My Five-Hundred-Year-Old Ghost Girlfriend 血色嫁衣我的五百岁女鬼女友 A female ghost in a blood-red wedding dress! A sinister plot that extinguished all humanity! A meeting five hundred years in the making: she came back in this life for you! Young Gu Linchuan secluded himself in Jiangnan to prepare for his exams, only to encounter Rong Qianlu, a five-hundred-year-old female ghost dressed in a blood-red wedding gown. Her family was slaughtered when she was alive, turning her into a vengeful spirit, but Gu Linchuan’s gentleness brought out her vulnerable side. The 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1132 Orphanage at the End of the World: Migration of the Last Flame 末日孤儿院:火种迁徙 Doomsday Orphanage: The Migration of the Flame 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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After She Died, the Coldhearted Powerful Official's Hair Turned White Overnight 她死后,冷冰冰的权臣一夜白头
[Not an angst novel + heartwarming + no logic + read it to see if it suits your taste] After transmigrating into a book, Hua Zhao had her memories erased and became a tool whose job was to give the heroine a golden finger. To top it off, she was also the infamous, short-lived first wife of the villainous minister. Luckily, she regained her memories and cut her losses in time. The heroine’s golden finger? Sorry, that’s a family heirloom that came with me when I transmigrated into the book! Her in
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Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕,女配带头风骚
[Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo
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Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年
[Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w
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- 1136 Red Spider Lily: Eternal Separation and Pursuit 彼岸花:永恒的分离与追寻 Red Spider Lily: Eternal Separation and Pursuit 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1137 The World Calls Me the Sword God, but I Only Love Chopping Vegetables 世人唤我剑神,我只爱打菜刀 The world calls me the Sword God, but I only love cleavers 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Lead Wins by Having Babies 快穿:女配靠生子躺赢
[Quick Transmigration + More Children, More Blessings System + A Slightly Scheming Heroine, But Not Too Much + No Fixed Couple] Chen Qingli, from an ordinary family, unexpectedly gets bound to the More Children, More Blessings System. As long as she bears an heir for a male lead who has trouble having children, she can gain eternal life and endless wealth. At first, Chen Qingli refuses. She’s terrified of pain, after all. She’d rather die! System: Painless childbirth is yours for the taking! Rea
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After I Got Into Trouble, My Ex-Husband Returned Home to Bail Me Out 闯祸后,前夫回国给我兜底
[World-weary, people-hating heiress & gentle yet stern daddy boss] [Max possessiveness, older man] By chance, Min Xi discovers that she is the villainess in a romance novel: she falls for the original male lead, schemes against the original heroine, and drives her husband, whom she married for business, to divorce her and leave the country. With the story nearing its finale, the male lead plans to make a move against her to prove his feelings. Her fate is to be thrown out of the house, saddled w
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- 1140 Push: The First Time I Got Pushed, I Hit Back! 推——第一次被推就打回去! Push Back! The First Time Someone Pushes You, Hit Them Right Back! 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1141 I Married a Comatose CEO, and One Needle Shocked the Whole City 闪婚植物人老公,我一针惊全城 I Married a Comatose Husband on a Whim, and One Needle Stunned the Whole City 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1142 Quick Transmigration: Spoiled by Everyone, She Has One Blessed Pregnancy After Another 快穿:被娇宠后她好孕连连 [Peerless Beauty + Multi-Child System + Sweet Romance + Irresistible Charm + Melodrama + No Fixed Couple + Satisfying Story + Green-Flag Men + Yandere] After binding herself to a childbearing System, the jade-rabbit spirit Ning Guanguan travels between various small worlds, helping destined ones who struggle to have children start families. World 1: [Delicate, Soft Beauty Singer vs. Strong, Abstinent General] The young general was handsome and exceptional, and countless noblewomen in the city se 19.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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Zhu Youjian: Taking Taizu to Crush the Jingnan Rebellion, No Big Deal, Right? 朱由检:带太祖去靖难,没逝吧?
[Sixteen Eras of the Great Ming]+ [A Loving Father and Filial Son]+ [The Great Ming at Its Peak]+ [Dynasties Across the Heavens]+ [The protagonist faces no hardships, only smooth sailing] After transmigrating into the Chongzhen Emperor, Zhu Youjian gains the ability to travel through sixteen eras of the Great Ming. With the rebel forces already entering the capital, things are disastrous from the start. Zhu Youjian steels himself and heads to the “Hongwu Era” to persuade his ancestor, Zhu Yuanzh
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Reborn: Going Crazy Is the Only Way to Win 重生之发疯才是王道
Transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + two male leads + hilarious, unhinged comedy + reborn + ripping apart white lotuses and green tea girls Yu Tang transmigrated into a book as a lovesick cannon fodder, used as a stepping stone by the male lead. After a bookshelf fell on him, his lovesickness vanished and he went crazy. When others dug pits, he dug graves. When others played the victim, he played cute. The original owner had spent two years collecting dirt on people, so he wiped o
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- 1145 Please Answer, 404 请回答,404 Please Answer, 404 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1146 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命! Fortune-telling is prohibited! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm Panicking! I Didn't Mean to Flirt That Much [Quick Transmigration] 好慌张,不小心撩过头了【快穿】
[Pretending-to-be-innocent seductress + Dark, scheming male lead + Best friend takes the place of the boyfriend + Sweet 1v1 romance] Hurting your wife feels good for a while, then comes the hellish chase to win her back. But if your buddy has his eye on your wife, he can scatter your ashes and step over your corpse to take your place. After accidentally binding to a win-back-your-wife System, Jiang Xin is forced to travel to different worlds, take the place of girls who have been hurt by scumbag
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- 1148 A Stunning Beauty Falls from the Sky: Her Fertility Is Off the Charts 天降尤物:她好孕爆棚了 [Quick Transmigration + Childbearing + Sweet Romance + Stunning Beauty + Mutual Devotion + Wish-Fulfillment Story] A Lingzhi spirit who was “killed” by a bolt of heavenly lightning accidentally bonded with a childbearing System. If she could bear children for “chosen ones” who struggled to have offspring, she could repair her immortal roots and ascend to the Immortal Realm. The little Lingzhi spirit readily agreed. Lingzhi were especially good at having babies, after all. They naturally produced 4.3kReads9.0Score345Shelves
- 1149 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天!法力无边? Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1150 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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