I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 1301 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 21.1kReads9.5Score3.7kShelves

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   The books written by Shanwai (7, 9) and Yan Zi (1, 5) are both very interesting. They both say very funny things. 2, 10 The protagonist Zheng Xun is very interesting~(˶╹ꇴ╹˶)~. 3 And 4 are all interesting stories about cultivating immortals. Except for the protagonist, I think the Shark clan in 4 is particularly interesting. "The brave and fearless shark warriors will not be afraid of you." 3'S Fifth Senior Brother and Recognizing a Grandpa are both very interesting. 6 Is a money-making anchor. He is also very interesting and super lively (it seems that the introduction is messed up, so there should be no leaks)

2. 1302 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 221.8kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
3. 1303 直 Adventure Livestream: From the Start, I Feed a Giant Snake with a Client 直播冒险，开局拿客户投喂巨蛇 Rain in the Southern Alley, Snow in the Northern City南巷雨北城雪Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Animated series now underway] After Fang Jiu activates the “Gold Medal Tour Guide System,” the face of tourism around the world changes. His livestream becomes the boundary between reality and fantasy. In the Amazon rainforest, he takes his clients on a “life-or-death rafting trip,” livestreaming from atop a forty-meter giant snake’s head; Beneath the pyramids of Egypt, he digs through thousand-year-old stone walls with his bare hands and negotiates a cut of the profits with a resurrected phara 13.1kReads7.0Score1.1kShelves

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   It's a crazy story, the main characters are all crazy

4. 1304 癫 The Lunatic Novel's Cannon-Fodder Villainess Tore Up the Script 癫文炮灰女配手撕了剧本 Jiang Ruohe江若何Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a Book + Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Showbiz + Face-Slapping + Absurdist Humor + Both Pure and Faithful] [A powerful, absurdist girl who always says exactly what she thinks × a cold-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside film emperor with a delightfully unhinged mindset] After cursing the author as a lunatic, Yin Shuwei found herself transmigrated into a deranged romance novel as the cannon-fodder wife of the second male lead. In the original plot, her husband would be houn 7.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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   Xie Yao kills the donkey, Spear Teacher

5. 1305 她 She Locks the Door, He Sets the Dogs Loose! The Arrogant Duo 她关门，他放狗！嚣张跋扈二人组 Lantern at Dusk提灯晚Modern Romance419k WordsCompleted [Funny female celebrity x rebellious male top-tier star] [Entertainment industry + wicked humor + absurd comedy + going crazy + memes + redemption + one-on-one sweet romance] Lin Anxia, a born workaholic, transmigrates into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious side character in a sweet romance set in the entertainment industry. She's broke, has no man, and is destined for a miserable end. In a fit of rage, Lin Anxia gets even angrier and decides to go completely off the rails. She's done. She 1.1kReads9.1Score213Shelves
6. 1306 被 After a Mad NPC Set Its Sights on Me, I Took Control 被疯批NPC盯上后，我直接拿捏 Cactus Heart仙人掌心Mystery813k WordsCompleted [Female lead grows over time] [Male lead is thoroughly rotten] [One-and-only relationships] [Games include survival, horror, and rule-based mysteries…] A strange bus travels through time and space, crossing into another dimension… Jiang Song never imagined that her life as an overworked office drone would end on the day she finally clocked out. To survive the terrifying games, she must complete every mission without making a single mistake. The games are already perilous, but then an NPC s 36.6kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves
7. 1307 宫 The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上 Hu Yu蝴俞Ancient Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th 12.4kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
8. 1308 好 Is That Supposed to Be Funny? All I See Is a Desperate Copycat 好笑吗？我只看到个绝望的学人精 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Print edition of Confession Letter goes on sale September 4 at 7 p.m.] Also known as Is This Funny? All I See Is a Desperate Copycat [Flirty sweetheart who doesn’t realize she’s flirting × cocky guy who dishes it out but can’t take it] [Sweet campus romance + a couple destined to make people cry out in disbelief + System + both leads are virgins] In her third year of college, Sheng Zhi was diagnosed with stomach cancer and had little time left. Luckily, the heavens really did treat her like a 25.6kReads9.4Score4kShelves
9. 1309 爽 So Satisfying! The Goofy Fake Heiress Goes Wild and Smashes the Tragic Romance Plot 爽！沙雕假千金发疯创飞虐文剧本 Lili Isn't Sweet厘厘不甜Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance, guaranteed sweetness + dating show + unhinged memes + everyone’s crush + love rivals everywhere + hero Xie Lanchen] Ning Xi had lived for 21 years before learning that she was the universally disliked fake heiress in a novel about a beloved wealthy family, a foil and stepping stone for the real heiress. In the book, everyone who admired the real heiress got everything they wanted and struck it rich, while those who opposed her all met tragic ends. Ning Xi fell silent, saw th 8.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
10. 1310 我 I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六 Remembering Youth纪念青春Mystery652k WordsCompleted [Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba 9.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
11. 1311 拥 The Mind-Reading Male Lead Keeps Derailing the Plot Every Day 拥有读心术的男主每天都在歪剧情 Adorably Cute Little Eleven小十一萌萌哒Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Everyone is a goofball + nonsensical comedy] [Warning: The male leads can go from ethereal immortals one moment to ordinary men the next, and the plot is full of twists.] After becoming a vicious female extra trapped in a looping plot, Bai Guoxia says it's no big deal. She's seen it all. But then the male leads all gain the ability to read minds… Sixth Prince: What? You think I'm devious, ruthless, and moody? Fine, you've got my attention! Bai Guoxia: Hah, so what if I've got your attention? I 371Reads9.0Score100Shelves
12. 1312 让 You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族，你全给炖了？ The Real Erdaomao二刀毛本尊Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d 46.4kReads8.9Score5.4kShelves
13. 1313 恶 The Vicious Supporting Actress Is Stunned: Everything She Thinks Is Livestreamed 恶毒女配懵圈，想什么都现场直播 Li Wu黎巫Modern Romance394k WordsCompleted A sweet little romance, a very sweet little romance!!! (The heroine is not quite right in the head and has a very unusual train of thought. Read with caution if that bothers you.) [A mind-reading ability with side effects: the heroine can hear the thoughts of the main cast, and they can see the scenes she imagines] [Everyone’s darling + marriage first, love later + devoted to one another] [A heroine whose mind is full of dirty thoughts + a cool, abstinent male lead] Meng Shining transmigrates in 1.8kReads8.8Score166Shelves
14. 1314 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Sons' Golden Fingers Merged with Mine 穿书后我和儿子们的金手指合并了 Iron Empress Dowager铁太后Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Twins + Space + System + Book Pavilion + Military Marriage + Everyday Parenting] The male lead is basically just a background character, though he gets a little more screen time later on. Qiu Yinuo transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character in a period novel, as well as the future commander’s plump wife, who dies young. As the wife of a powerful man, she has everything she could want, yet she makes trouble at every turn and ends up bringing about her own death 29kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves

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    😂Meng Po's one, 9.9 In my heart, chronology, recommended by Douyin, read it again, laugh again, it's so funny, I feel numb from laughing, and my stomach hurts from laughing. This book is extremely beautiful. Every chapter is so exciting that the more you read it, the more you want to read it, and you won't want to stop until you finish it.

15. 1315 替 The Replacement Bride Is Wild and Wanton, and the Disabled Heir Makes a Fortune 替嫁女又疯又色，残废世子赚翻了 Situ Lanluo司徒蓝落Ancient Romance234k WordsCompleted [Both leads are each other's only partners + adored by all + occult arts + medicine + goofy comedy] Su Qingwan was a female doctor in the Heavenly Court. After getting into a bit of trouble, she was punished by being sent down to the mortal world to undergo a hundred lifetimes of tribulation. Every time she was reincarnated, the old King of Hell interfered. After she could take it no longer and made a scene in the underworld, she finally got herself a good life: as a prince's wife. She thought s 12.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
16. 1316 年 1979: Meat for My Wife and Kids 年代1979：带着老婆孩子吃肉 Village Demon Fire乡妖火Urban4.6M WordsOngoing [Rural life in the late 1970s] [One female lead] [Comedy] [Slow-paced] [Raising children] Reborn in 1979, Li Xiangdong becomes a train water-supply worker. While others are still fretting over how to make ends meet, he's already enjoying a comfortable life with his wife and children at home. (A realistic slice of life. Each character has both strengths and flaws, and not everyone is meant to be likable. If that's not what you're looking for, please move along.) 160.7kReads9.2Score8.8kShelves

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    [Cool][Adored][Admired] A 9.8 Masterpiece, this novel is really good. [Attention][Angry][Angry] To be honest, I only read historical, fantasy and novel novels. It was the first time I read this kind of period novel. I had a sleazy smile on my face. It was really the first time I read it. It felt very good. The more I read, the harder it was to stop. It is worth reading.

17. 1317 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: From the Start, I Move Into a Divine-Level Retirement Home 灵气复苏：开局入住神级养老院 Mu Xiqiao木兮乔Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + one female lead] An accident leaves Lin Xiao reborn in a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. He thought he would begin an invincible life, but it turns out he awakened the most useless superpower of all. To make matters worse, he was reborn as a simp. Because of his ability, his girlfriend broke up with him on the spot. Forget it, let the world end! If he can’t be the protagonist, being a couch potato isn’t so bad. Lin Xiao deci 18.9kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves

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    This novel has 900,000 online reads. The protagonist Lao Liu makes people laugh with his unique funny character and funny plot. It is simply an explosion of joy! In the story, Lin Xiao accidentally traveled to a world where spiritual energy was revived. When he encountered the lowest level of superpowers and the departure of his girlfriend, he chose an unusual path - moving directly into a nursing home. However, this nursing home is a crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Under the guidance of the bosses, Lin Xiao gradually emerges and becomes an invincible existence.

18. 1318 金 The Canary Keeps Trying to Get Revenge on Her Overbearing CEO 金丝雀她总想报复霸总 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted The Canary Always Wants Revenge on Her Overbearing CEO 32Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1319 神 The Divine Lord Pursues His Child: A Sect Elder Runs Away While Pregnant 神君追子：宗门长老带球跑 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted The Divine Lord Pursues His Child: A Sect Elder Runs Away While Pregnant 19Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1320 影 The Actress Sister Has a Secret Crush on Me 影后姐姐暗恋我 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted The Actress Sister Has a Secret Crush on Me 8Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1321 穿 The Transmigrated Villainess Is Done Causing Trouble 穿书女配不作了 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted The Transmigrated Novel Villainess Is Done Causing Trouble 41Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1322 他 His Sexy Little Wildcat 他的性感小野猫 Mountain Traces山踪17k WordsCompleted His Sexy Little Wildcat 9Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1323 分 After the Breakup, the Top-Tier Star Blocked My Door and Called Me Grandma 分手后，顶流堵门叫奶奶 Mountain Traces山踪23k WordsCompleted After the Breakup, the Top-Tier Star Blocked My Door, Calling Me Grandma 1Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1324 苟 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 Rattlesnake-Skin Sack响尾蛇皮袋Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsOngoing [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 44.3kReads8.8Score3.2kShelves

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    I laughed so hard at night that I didn't fall asleep. My roommate thought I was going crazy and stayed up all night to catch up on updates. There were quite a lot of updates every day [adoration][adoration][adoration][adoration][adoration][adoration]

25. 1325 B The Legend of Brother B B哥传 Wood, Mountains, and Rivers木之山水Urban166k WordsCompleted [Witty] [Hilarious] [Scheming] [You’ll laugh yourself to death in bed] There are thirty million jokes in the martial world, and half of them are in The Legend of B. Other people add flavoring to soup to make it funny; the author adds soup to the flavoring. The Legend of B is a comedic web novel, similar to Love Apartment. Every chapter is a comic scene that’s sure to keep you laughing! Imagine the following scenes. Packing up the foot bath water! Auditioning to be a lover! Using a lottery system 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The author is the screenwriter of the finale sketch of the Spring Festival Gala from 2026 to 2046! Sorry for letting you know about this book late! If you think I'm bragging, you can chop me with a knife, but let me run 300 meters first! But don't tell Mr. Bull, he's really going to gouge me with his horns.

26. 1326 数 The Digital Heavenly Court 数字天庭 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家Urban749k WordsOngoing A fusion of Taoism and cyberpunk: when talismans meet code and golden cores clash with algorithms, a Taoist priest ventures into a cyberpunk megacity for a quest for the Dao that spans both reality and the digital world. The Dao that can be spoken is not the eternal Dao. True ascension is not about escaping this world, but facing it and changing it. Shennian Technology Group monopolizes 70% of the global brain-computer interface market. Babies routinely receive Shennian chips at three months old 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just the right fit! I recommend a long science fiction work, Eastern Cyberpunk × Taoist Philosophy Core × Future Science Fiction Work "Digital Heaven" Fine Chaff, Knock CP (Single Female Protagonist) +1V1. [Top post][Top post] Plus +19 science fiction short stories, there must be one that can arouse your recognition, resonance, shock and amazement! Everyone can try it! If you like this kind of works, please like and comment! Thank you for your support!

27. 1327 回 Echo Archive 《回声档案》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家22k WordsCompleted Echoes Archive 4Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1328 她 She Shone All Night 《她亮了一整夜》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted She Shone All Night —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1329 你 Your Memory Balance Is Running Low 《你的记忆余额不足》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家9k WordsCompleted Your Memory Balance Is Running Low 2Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 1330 星 Starseed Courier 《星种快递员》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted The Starseed Courier 1Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 1331 一 Love at First Sight and Careful Steps 《一见钟情与小心翼翼》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted Love at First Sight and Walking on Eggshells 2Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 1332 0 0.7 Seconds 《0.7秒》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家16k WordsCompleted 0.7 Seconds 1Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1333 地 Echoes of 4.5 Billion Years of Earth 《地球45亿年的回音》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted Echoes of Earth's 4.5 Billion Years 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1334 爱 Love on the Day Gravity Reverses 《爱在引力反转日》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家15k WordsCompleted Love on the Day Gravity Reverses —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 1335 我 My Roommate Is an Extinction Event 《我的室友是灭绝事件》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted My Roommate Is an Extinction Event —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1336 光 Lightspeed Travel Agency 《光速旅行社》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted The Lightspeed Travel Agency 2Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1337 穿 The Alien Who Transmigrated Across Three Galaxies Asked Me First: Did Zhen Huan Win? 《穿越三个星系的外星人问我的第一句：甄嬛赢了没？》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家Male-Channel Fanfiction14k WordsCompleted The Alien Who Traveled Across Three Galaxies Asked Me First: “Did Zhen Huan Win?” 2Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1338 全 The Universe's Worst Reviews 《全宇宙的五星差评》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家11k WordsCompleted Five-Star Bad Reviews Across the Universe 2Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1339 芯 Parallel Universes in a Chip 《芯片里的平行寰宇》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家19k WordsCompleted Parallel Universes Inside a Chip 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1340 死 Death Prediction Clinic 《死亡预测诊所》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家8k WordsCompleted The Death Prediction Clinic —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1341 太 It's Too Loud, I Can't Hear You 《太吵了听不见》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家12k WordsCompleted It's Too Noisy, I Can't Hear 1Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1342 星 Song of the Star Whale 《星鲸之歌》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted The Song of the Starwhale 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1343 他 His 10,001st Poem 《他的第10001首诗》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted His 10,001st Poem —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 1344 我 I Am a Liar 《我是说谎者》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted I Am a Liar 1Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 1345 迟 The Delayed Delivery 《迟来的快递》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted The Late Delivery —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 1346 婚 The Wedding Car Reversed for Thirty Kilometers, So I Changed Grooms on the Spot and Called in Sixty Rolls-Royces 婚车倒退三十公里，我当场换新郎叫来了六十辆劳斯莱斯 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted The Wedding Car Reversed for 30 Kilometers, So I Changed Grooms on the Spot and Summoned 60 Rolls-Royces 3.3kReads—Score—Shelves

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    These are pretty good

47. 1347 弹 The Comments Called Me a Wicked Ex-Wife, So I Ran Off with His Baby 弹幕说我是恶毒前妻，我反手带球跑了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted The On-Screen Comments Called Me a Wicked Ex-Wife, So I Ran Off With His Baby 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
48. 1348 逼 You Want Me Reborn? Fine, Then I Won't Hold Back 逼我重生是吧？那姐就不客气了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted You’re forcing me to be reborn? Then I won’t hold back. 437Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1349 重 On the Day I Was Reborn and Divorced, the Trillionaire System Made the Cheating Man and His Mistress Wish They Were Dead 重生离婚日，千亿系统让渣男贱女生不如死 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我12k WordsCompleted On the Day I Was Reborn and Divorced, a Trillion-Dollar System Made the Scumbag and His Mistress Wish They Were Dead 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 1350 为 To Marry His Dream Girl, He Hired Someone to Seduce Me. Little Did He Know, I Had Already Set a Trap for Him 为娶白月光，他雇人勾引我，殊不知，我早已布局等他跳 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted To Marry His Ideal Woman, He Hired Someone to Seduce Me. Little Did He Know, I Had Already Set a Trap and Was Waiting for Him to Fall Into It 42Reads—Score—Shelves

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