Help! The Horror NPCs Are Lining Up for Me to Do Their Makeup

Name: Help! The Horror NPCs Are Lining Up for Me to Do Their Makeup
Author: Wild Donkey Tribe

救命！惊悚NPC都排队找我化妆

by Wild Donkey Tribe (野驴部落)

Status: Completed
Length: 519k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Horror game + NPCs + horror survival + no System]

Su Qing, a workaholic makeup artist, was just working overtime. When she opened her eyes again, she had been sucked into a horror game with a 99% death rate! As she watched her teammates panic and wet themselves, the bottom-performing Slit-Mouthed Woman approached her with a pair of scissors. Su Qing despaired. But wait... This woman’s makeup is way too crude! Her professional instincts kicked in, and she blurted out, “Your makeup isn’t working. I can make you beautiful and terrifying, and triple your performance!”

To her surprise, the Slit-Mouthed Woman really did turn her scissors into makeup brushes!

From then on, Su Qing’s approach to the horror game took a sharp turn. While other players researched how to escape, she researched how to make foundation with the highest coverage using graveyard soil. While other players hid from NPCs, she gave an eight-headed mountain monster a “Thousand-Faced Deity” makeover.

From the C-rank instance “Eerie Bride” to the S-rank instance “Gaze of the Abyss,” Su Qing used her incredible makeup skills to turn one vicious NPC after another into her devoted fans. When the ultimate boss, with sixteen heads and thirty-two pairs of eyes, came looking for her, the other players had already fainted from fright. Su Qing calmly pushed up her glasses and opened her makeup case. “I can do your makeup, and we can talk about the rest. But my schedule is packed, so it’ll cost extra.”

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