I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 1351 带 I Ran Away with His Child for Five Years, Now I’m My Ex-Husband’s Archrival 带球跑五年，我成了渣男前夫的死对头 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我11k WordsCompleted After Running Away with His Child for Five Years, I Became My Scumbag Ex-Husband’s Archenemy 95Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1352 我 I, the Jade Emperor's Handpicked Weather Forecaster, Drove the Entire Capital Mad by Predicting Lightning Strikes in Ancient Times 我，玉帝钦点天气预报员，在古代靠报雷劈搞疯全京城 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我10k WordsCompleted I, the Jade Emperor's Appointed Weather Forecaster, Drove the Entire Capital Crazy in Ancient Times by Predicting Lightning Strikes 34Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1353 觉 After Awakening the Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter, and the Aloof Campus Heartthrob Lost His Mind 觉醒弹幕后，我撕了第100封情书，高冷校草他急疯了 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我19k WordsCompleted After Awakening a Comment Feed, I Tore Up My 100th Love Letter. The Aloof School Hunk Completely Freaked Out 218Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1354 听 After Hearing His Thoughts, I Exposed the School Heartthrob's System Conquest and Turned the Tables on Him 听见心声后，我拆穿校草的系统攻略，反手拿捏他 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我10k WordsCompleted After Hearing His Thoughts, I Exposed the System Conquest Plot of the Campus Heartthrob and Turned the Tables on Him —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1355 新 He Coughed Blood on Our Wedding Night and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live 新婚夜他咳血不敢碰我，和离时我才知道他只剩三年命 Me, Who Likes Bands喜欢乐团的我Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, He Coughed Up Blood and Dared Not Touch Me. Only When We Divorced Did I Learn He Had Just Three Years to Live —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1356 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I found a very satisfying book about cultivating immortals through sand sculptures! The male protagonist travels through the world of immortality, and the binding system is a bit weird. You can increase your cultivation level by doing immoral things. The male protagonist is serious on the surface, but he is doing things behind the scenes. The elders of the sect are suffering from headaches, the Holy Son is chasing him to cause trouble, and the villains want to take a detour when they see him. It is light-hearted and funny, and it is perfect for passing time in daily life.

7. 1357 别 Stop Being a Magical Girl. Our Whole Family Are Villains 别当魔法少女了，咱全家都是反派 Chen Si Yi Meng辰巳一梦Urban188k WordsOngoing [Slice of life] [Comedy] [No romance] [Everyone’s favorite] [Contrast] [Slow-paced] My name is Mo Qingwan. I’m sixteen and in my first year of high school. I have a happy family: a refined father, a gentle mother, three beautiful and capable older sisters, and three handsome, considerate older brothers. Today, a talking rabbit chose me to become a magical girl. My mission: protect the world and fight the evil organization known as the Dark Abyss. Then one day, I opened the door to the villains’ 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I'm recommending a book I wrote, and I'm asking for your advice [I'm about to cry]

8. 1358 独 Better to Go Crazy Together Than Alone 独癫癫，不如众癫癫 Nan Qing楠清Modern Romance115k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + going off the rails + memes + dating show + total nonsense] [Intermittently unhinged actress x abstract-minded CEO, both pursuing each other] [Best watched with an oxygen tank nearby, in case you laugh so hard the neighbors think you're slaughtering a pig] It opens with a collision and ends in death. Lü Jie, who grew up in a psychiatric hospital, is holding the “wicked supporting female character” script. She grins evilly. Eating on livestream in a morgue? Big deal! Today, this q 878Reads—Score128Shelves

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   In the past, maybe one or two of my stories were very similar, but the writing was pretty good. Before, I had maybe one or two stories that were very similar, but the writing was pretty good.

9. 1359 豪 The Fake Heiress Arrives, Raising Hell in Showbiz 豪门假千金驾到，发疯勇闯娱乐圈 The Carefree Little Immortal自在的小神仙Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Top-Tier Wealthy Family + Livestreaming + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Antics + Nonsense] [Hilarious Global Top-Tier Star vs. Slightly Arrogant, Hopelessly Lovestruck CEO] What should you do when you wake up as the villainess in a Mary Sue novel? Fake heiress? Real spoiled rich kid? Scheming bitch? Hated by the whole internet? Huo Jiu rocks an ’82 vintage Coke in one hand and cradles a 30-centimeter iPhone in the other. She’s not worried in the least. Watch her pull all sorts of stunts and 217Reads8.2Score103Shelves
10. 1360 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 520Reads9.2Score102Shelves
11. 1361 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 812Reads9.2Score160Shelves
12. 1362 兜 I’ve Got Five Bucks in My Pocket, and You Ask If I Can’t Feel the Beauty of Life? 兜里五块你问我感受不到美好吗？ Faith Moves Mountains and Seas信则山海Modern Romance521k WordsCompleted [Comedy and meme references + A great state of mind + Going berserk + Plot + Devoted 1v1 romance, extremely doting] I’m so broke I have only five yuan left in my pocket, and you’re asking why I can’t see the beauty in the world? If I don’t turn evil, who will? If I don’t go crazy, who will? [Comedic villainess who goes berserk at the slightest problem × Beautiful, strong, tragic villain who is gentle and extremely doting] Zhao Moxun transmigrates into a CEO romance novel as Xia Yan, the tragic a 561Reads8.7Score108Shelves
13. 1363 穿 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Became a Top-Tier Star by Playing a Maniac 穿书后，我靠疯批人设杀进顶流 Dreamy Rookie Gaganiu爱做梦的菜鸟嘎嘎牛Modern Romance228k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book + comedy + a golden finger that lets her reload saves + memes and jokes + crazy heroine + a male lead who's a bit of a green tea] She transmigrates into the body of a true heiress from a wealthy family who's been abused and blacklisted, then joins a dating reality show. Armed with a golden finger that lets her reload saves, she goes on an endless rampage and storms her way into the ranks of the top-tier stars. A certain man: “The moonlight shines upon me...” accompanied 2Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1364 疯 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 Angry Hammer愤怒的锤子Ancient Romance558k WordsOngoing [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.9kReads6.6Score187Shelves

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    The heroine is in a beautiful state of mind, and the content is lighthearted and funny. The more you go on, the funnier it becomes [laughing][laughing]

15. 1365 我 My Cancer Cells Devour Everything and Unlock an Interstellar Civilization 我的癌细胞吞噬万物解锁星际文明 Bound Without Limit无限绑定Urban169k WordsOngoing Urban sci-fi, wild ideas, comedy, mystery, infinite-loop challenges, a cyberpunk comeback, and more... Stay tuned! Chen Zheng is a top hacker and a genius with a doctorate in chemistry. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer at the hospital, he takes on an international cybersecurity repair job to pay for treatment. He discovers a mysterious organization controlling the world, the Deep Alliance Council. Chen Zheng is shocked to learn of its existence. Driven by curiosity, he hacks into the o 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    What did I say, funny, with a bit of science fiction?

16. 1366 南 The Antarctic Ice Wall: Forbidden Zone Zero 南极冰墙：第零号禁区 Bound Without Limit无限绑定18k WordsCompleted Antarctic Ice Wall: The Zero Forbidden Zone 11Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1367 代 Code 009: I Became a Robot Vacuum, Cleaning Corpses in a Haunted House 代号009：我变成了扫地机器人，正在凶宅里清扫尸体 Bound Without Limit无限绑定14k WordsCompleted Code Name 009: I Became a Robot Vacuum, Cleaning Up Corpses in a Haunted House 4Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1368 老 The Patriarch Reforms the Cultivation Workplace 老祖整顿修仙职场 Bound Without Limit无限绑定31k WordsCompleted The Ancestor Reforms the Cultivation Workplace 5Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1369 公 Highway Survival: From the Start, I Draw a Ghost Car 公路求生：开局抽到的是鬼车 Tong Yan同盐Sci-Fi & Apocalypse917k WordsOngoing (Honest Bunny Girl + Peacock-Strutting Man) [Female Lead with a Living-Dead Vibe + Northeastern Mute Groom Male Lead + Sharing Life and Death] [Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast + Game + Teamwork + Survival] Jiang Mo, a hardcore fan of Apocalypse survival stories, enters a road-survival game and ends up with the death car that once belonged to Chen Xiao, the former top-ranked player. When Jiang Mo hears that unmistakable Northeastern accent say, “Hey, girl, you know someone died in this car, ri 3kReads7.1Score369Shelves

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    Funny! The male protagonist's character is hilarious! The heroine is growing up quickly!

20. 1370 天 The Way of Heaven's Evolution: Bureau 503 天衍圣道之503局 This Daoist Wants to Quit Smoking道爷要戒烟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted A high-speed express train hurtles along its route. An ordinary train conductor gets drunk in a sleeper compartment, breaking the rules, and becomes embroiled in a bizarre tomb-robbing case. When he sobers up, he unexpectedly joins Huaxia’s most mysterious organization, Bureau 503... By chance, he crosses paths with the mysterious Tongji Alliance, setting him on a completely different path in life. 26.5kReads8.9Score2.8kShelves

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    Watch these two movies, they are humorous and very funny. The number of people joining the bookshelf of the first volume has always remained at 500,000. The second volume is slow to gain popularity and is being serialized.

21. 1371 黑 Tales from the Haunted Inn 黑店诡谈 This Daoist Wants to Quit Smoking道爷要戒烟Urban1.3M WordsOngoing He entered the world of the supernatural and thought he would become a feng shui master one day. But he never expected the unruly Heavenly Yang Essence in his body to win him the favor of several lovely young widows and make him the favored companion of a breathtakingly beautiful female ghost. In the twentieth century, an extraordinarily rare celestial event occurred: the Nine Stars aligned! That night, the Heavenly Yang Essence, unseen for a thousand years, descended upon a boy in a small town. 3.6kReads7.0Score314Shelves
22. 1372 我 I Feed Nine Sisters by Hunting 我靠打猎养活九姐妹 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Male-Channel Fanfiction879k WordsOngoing [Screen and TV Four-Courtyard] Strolling through the spring breeze and living life to the fullest, he faces a disastrous start during the famine years, then raises nine lovely sisters. He steals a tiger's prey in the mountains and hunts wild boars, heads to the city to unearth treasure and capture enemy spies, and raids overseas for food, enjoying a carefree and thrilling life. 1kReads—Score107Shelves

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    Hilarious storyline, cross talk-like language

23. 1373 末 Navigating the Apocalypse to Top the Rankings 末世穿梭金榜题名 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Urban360k WordsOngoing A superstar is displaced by his wife’s first love, then persecuted until he loses all hope and jumps into the sea to end his life. The sole survivor of the apocalypse takes over his body and travels between two worlds, using endless entertainment resources to reclaim his glory. 4Reads8.3Score—Shelves
24. 1374 红 The Three Treasures of the Mortal World 红尘三宝 Heavenly Demon Great King天妖大魔王Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted What should you do when the Immortal Realm is being kept as livestock by aliens? The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning borrows a soul from the Ancestral Star. Beauties of every kind arrive one after another. He cultivates alongside his wife, braves the mortal world, breaks through the void, refines chaos, and saves countless worlds! 139Reads8.8Score—Shelves
25. 1375 逼 You Want Me to Dance? I’ll Strike Back with a Sword to the Throat 逼我献舞？我反手一剑封喉 Ai Xi Ya哎嘻呀Martial Arts297k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate + System + wuxia + invincible + mistaken assumptions + hilarious + foodie + suspense] Transmigrated into the body of a stunning male performer, and the Regent is about to disfigure me from the start? Just as despair sets in, a mechanical voice booms inside my head! [Ding! A fatal threat to the Host has been detected. Mad Dance and Martial Arts Auto-Correction System bound successfully!] [The System comes fully upgraded. No training required. The stronger the opponent, the stronger 8Reads—Score108Shelves

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    I'm not sure it can reach the level of your laughter, but it will definitely remind you of one and a half moves [Sparrow Food Masterwork]

26. 1376 豪 The Drama Queen of the Wealthy Family: My Hapless Husband Can Read Minds 豪门戏精：我的怨种老公会读心 Ai Xi Ya哎嘻呀29k WordsCompleted A Drama Queen in a Wealthy Family: My Hapless Husband Can Read Minds —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1377 伪 Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵，嘉豪与狗禁止入内 Brave Bull Who Loves Writing热爱码字的勇敢牛牛Urban165k WordsCompleted [Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to 88Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laughing like a maggot means: I can't watch it, I'll laugh like a fly if I watch it again...

28. 1378 铁 Alchemy in an Iron Pot, Starting at a Magic School 铁锅炼丹，从魔法学校开始 Zong Lili宗狸梨Fantastical Romance212k WordsOngoing A strong female lead, no romance, ensemble cast #Comedic Ranting #Funny Light Novel #Nontraditional Leveling #Raising Kids Early On #Girls’ Love This is the story of a little stone stumbling her way through growing up. In her previous life, as Chang Le watched her life flash before her eyes, she had only one thought: Whether you’re cooking or making pills, never act on a sudden inspiration. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a strange magical continent. Why are all the humans she meets s 18Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's very funny and not embarrassing. The early pacing is more routine, but the plot will become more intensive later on.

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