I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高,很久没被书逗笑,求助,但不要尬文
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How Do You Plan to Save the World Today? 今天你打算怎么拯救世界
How Will You Save the World Today?
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A Hundred Million to Buy My Man? 一万两想买我男人?
Ten thousand taels for my man?
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Transmigrated Across a Thousand Years and Reborn: Twin Memories Storm the Marquis's Estate 穿越千年重生,双生记忆杀回侯府
Growth + Strong Female Lead + Comeback + Devoted Couple + Strong Male and Female Leads + Revenge This is not AI-generated! The story focuses on political intrigue, with suspense woven throughout and exciting business battles, too. There is a little necessary setup at the beginning, but after that she deals with the concubine, uses the second female lead, toys with the Empress Dowager, kills her, empties the enemy kingdom's coffers, and swallows up the enemy kingdom... Then an accident sends her
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One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁
One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband
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Reborn as a Cat: The Internet Discovers I’m a Big Shot in the Cat World 重生成喵:我猫界扛把子的身份被全网曝光
Lin Le was reborn as a cat and thought he would live like any other cat: basking in the sun, acting cute, and eating dried fish. But when a show called The Pet Headquarters was livestreamed across the internet, his long-hidden identity as the boss of the cat world was exposed. "Didn't they ban animals from gaining humanlike powers after the founding of the country? What's going on with this cat?" "He took in a pack of dogs as his underlings. This cat is so ridiculous that ridiculousness itself h
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I Willingly Took the Bait 我,甘愿上钩
I Willingly Took the Bait
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My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友,竟是京圈大小姐
[Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da
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Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门,请自重
Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners
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Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵:抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶
[Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w
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The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的?!
The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?!
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Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊:我用美食引蛇出洞
[Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food
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Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊!76岁奶奶保养太好
Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young
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The Military Wife Is Both Sweet and Brave, and Her Officer Husband Risks His Life to Spoil Her 军嫂又娇又勇,军官老公用命宠
Pocket dimension + punishing scum + satisfying read + educated youth + military marriage Jiang Ling, a woman with special abilities, transmigrates into a frail supporting female character in a novel set in a bygone era. Her stepmother wants to marry her off to an old man in exchange for a bride price? Her biological father wants her to take the fall for someone else and go to the countryside so he can secure a brighter future? Jiang Ling clutches her chest and falls to the ground, then turns aro
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She Is a Zombie 她是僵尸
She Is a Zombie
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That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜,她让我记一辈子
That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life
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The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话,全说给老丈人听了
Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law
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She Stands Exposed to the World, While You Shield Her from It 她露天下,你遮人间
She bares herself to the world; you shield her from it
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She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟,也是我老婆
She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife
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After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后,暴君把我当仇人宠
After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy
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The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆
The God of War Said to Get a New Wife
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Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了
Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me
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The Hired Other Woman 雇来的第三者
The Hired Third Wheel
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My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我
My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day
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He Waited Ten Years for That Slap 那一巴掌,他等了十年
He waited ten years for that slap
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After That Night, I Became the Cultivation World's Public Enemy 那一夜之后,我成了修仙界公敌
After That Night, I Became the Public Enemy of the Cultivation World
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A Report on the Zero Chance of Murder During Holidays 关于节假日杀人可能性为零的报告
A Report on the Zero Probability of Holiday Murders
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You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷,关我屁事
You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me?
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On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜,新娘催我去追前女友
On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend
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All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生
Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft
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I Tried to Get the Protagonists Together, but the Male Lead Forced His Love on Me 撮合主角不成,我被男主强制爱了
[Two male leads, absurd comedy, unhinged antics, quick transmigration, lots of tropes, 1v1, both virgins, happy ending] A laid-back office drone bottom × a yandere top hiding beneath a charming facade The top is the same person in every world. Song Ci transmigrates into different worlds with one mission: make the male and female leads fall in love and get their happy ending. In a campus romance, he diligently does homework for three people just so the leads can spend more time together. In a
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I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身,怎么成终结者了?
[Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash
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Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫!癫中癫!霸总文里哪有不癫的
Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner
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Teaching and Guiding People in the Demon Cult 我在魔教教书育人
Gu Zening wakes up to find herself a demonic woman of the Devil Cult. In a world where anyone can draw a sword at the slightest provocation, she can only rely on the skills she picked up playing battle royale games and strive to become the king of all cowards. A cowardly wolf? She casually rescues a stunning beauty, thinking she's a harmless little rabbit, only to discover that when no one's watching, she controls Gu to kill people: a true yandere, a black-hearted lotus. When the beauty pins Gu
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Northeastern Ghost Doctor: I Cure Every Kind of Defiance! 东北鬼医:专治各种不服!
[Mystery and mind-bending twists + hilarious, thrilling tale + folk horror + invincible protagonist + no female lead] (The short drama adaptation, Northeast Ghost Doctor: The Five Ghosts Carry Me on My Journey from the Start, is now streaming on Hongguo App.) Chen Shi'an, a Northeast ghost doctor born under the “Tenfold Peace” fate, descends the mountain on his master's orders to heal the world. With silver needles in his left hand to cure ghostly ailments and fists in his right to shatter consp
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Livestream Shenanigans: My Antics Have the Whole Internet Dying of Embarrassment! 直播整活:我整的活,全网社死!
[Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy + Livestream Shenanigans] Lu Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a livestream show. As luck would have it, he binds to the Explosive System. By completing its outrageous challenges and earning secondhand embarrassment points from those around him, he can exchange them for all kinds of reward packs. But the System's missions gradually grow more and more absurd. [Livestream mission: Hit on a young woman on the street, add her as
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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To Redeem the Tyrant, the System Struggles to Survive Around the Clock 为救赎暴君,系统她日夜极限求生
[Hilarious + light fantasy + devoted couple + bickering + enemies turned lovers] Ever since Ouyang Linlang transmigrated into the body of an ancient tyrant, she hadn't enjoyed a single peaceful day! The two bickered all day and traded insults all night, locked in a love-hate relationship At first, when the tyrant wouldn't listen, she coaxed and tricked him, claiming she was a Judge's Brush who could predict the future and defy fate. Later, the tyrant became obsessed with jealousy. She spent ever
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I Did It, Daoist! Three Flowers Gather at the Crown! Huh? 道爷我成了,三花聚顶!嗯?
[Laugh-out-loud comedy] [A goofy, hilarious protagonist] [Mostly lighthearted slice of life] [Invincible] [A cure for the blues] Good news: I’ve got a cultivation System. Bad news: The System transmigrated without me. Good news: I can still contact the System. Bad news: These System missions seem a little off. In the city, Chen Jiamu looks at the mission he’s received: [Go to Mount Wudang and join a sect!] So he takes an overnight train to Mount Wudang. [Host has successfully joined Mount Wudang
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The Zither Plays Without Cause, and the Emperor and His Consort Bleed Along the Road 锦瑟无端,帝妃喋血路
The Zither’s Strings Ring for No Reason, and Emperor and Consort Spill Blood Along the Road
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Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像
Marriage is like a shattered mirror
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Between the Door and the World Outside, My Fiancée Regrets It Like Crazy! 门里门外,未婚妻她悔疯了!
Inside and outside the door, my fiancée is consumed with regret!
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The Story of My Sister-in-Law and Me: Warm Spring, Late Song 我和嫂嫂的故事——晚歌春暖
The Story of Me and My Sister-in-Law: Spring Blossoms at Dusk
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Give Him Back to His One True Love 把他还给白月光
Give Him Back to His White Moonlight
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I Was Reborn as the Villainess, So Why Are You Calling Me the Light of Righteousness? 穿成反派大小姐你叫我正道的光?
[No Romance, Pure Power Fantasy] Su Zhuo transmigrates into a book as the fake heiress of an immortal sect. As the protagonist’s sworn enemy, she’s doomed if she stays in the holy land for long. Without hesitation, Su Zhuo joins a villainous sect, saving herself ten years of detours! Her new sect is full of powerful figures: a fiercely protective master, a formidable mistress, genius fellow disciples, and her, who can simply lie flat. Su Zhuo thinks, “The sect’s scenery is so lovely. I’ll take i
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I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷
[Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn
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The Substitute Junior Sister Is Done 替身小师妹不干了
[Substitute + cultivation + female lead grows over time + master’s groveling redemption arc + no forgiveness + romance] Content warning: There’s a System. If you don’t like that, don’t click in and leave a bad review. In her previous life, Lin Qi was an inconspicuous little carp from the demon clan. Just as the entire clan was being invaded by demons, she happened to be rescued by a divine lord from Fucang and became his direct disciple. She was doted on throughout the sect and quickly became a
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After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后,人设都崩了
[The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o
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The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了,我负责吃奶
The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned
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The Wealthy Family's Nanny: The CEO Insists on Becoming a Dad 豪门保姆:总裁非要喜当爹
My name is Yu Xuan. I’m an ordinary divorced woman raising a child, and for a good salary, I became a live-in nanny for the owner of Anju Group, one of Haicheng’s most prominent companies. He has a beautiful girlfriend, and I’m his housekeeper. We should have been parallel lines that would never meet. But later, the way he looked at me burned hotter than his Tibetan mastiff. He put an end to my budding romances, drove away my blind dates, and even told me in front of his fiancée, “Xiao Yu, stay
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If This Idiotic Story Isn't Insane, How Can You Enjoy It?! 智障文不癫,你们能爽吗?!
[A girl who’s gone completely off the rails vs. a yandere villain who’s sweet on the outside and dark within + faithful couple] [Transmigrate into the book you wrote + mind-reading + System + golden finger] [Add, add, add, keep adding until you’re sick of it. The author has gone mad] [I don’t know if it’s sweet. I haven’t even finished writing it] Broke! So broke! Jiang Shuiqing had hoped to get rich through writing, but her work was so bad that readers cursed her out: “What kind of nonsense is
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