I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文

1. 601 斗 The Blood-Battling Heavenly Emperor 斗血天帝 The Rainy Night Is Falling雨天将夜Xianxia249k WordsOngoing Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Void Refining, Body Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Great Ascension (Earth Immortal), Emperor-Seeking (True Immortal). Wang Xuan transmigrated from Blue Star to the Xuanhuang Continent and was reborn in a new life. Uncle Wang from Qingshi Village found him beneath a willow tree. At twelve, Wang Xuan joined the Qingyun Sword Sect and was discovered to possess the Ancient Desolate Human Sacre 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I use the simplest language to amuse my readers, and I offer a unique perspective by foregoing flowery language. My work doesn't lack viewers; what it lacks is you, its reader.

2. 602 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.2kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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   This is really exciting... Scammer: We've detected a 200,000 USD overseas transaction record on your end. Was it made by you? Lu Ze: Yes, it was made by me. What's wrong? The scammer thinks, "You're quite the braggart!" Lu Ze: "I never thought... My arms-buying trip abroad would be exposed!" Lu Ze then uses his god-like voice skills to mimic the voices of several henchmen, along with the sound of AK fire. The scammer's face changes drastically. "I'm calling the police!" ...

3. 603 夜 Night Snow Enters My Dreams 夜雪入梦 The Rainy Night Is Falling雨天将夜Historical492k WordsOngoing My soul transmigrated to another world, the ancient Great Xia dynasty. In this life, I excel in both literature and warfare: I am a Sage of Poetry and a God of War. I recline in the arms of beauties after drinking, then ride out to conquer the land. —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 604 穿 Reborn as the Demon King, I'm Bringing a Shockingly Wild Vibe to Another World 穿成魔王，给异世界来点整活震撼 Tasty Soda好喝的汽水Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing After transmigrating and becoming a Demon King, Li Wei set out to conquer the world, only to discover that his path to domination had gone a little astray. Why have my slimes grown tentacles?! Why are my skeleton soldiers glowing with holy light?! Why are all my minotaur warriors hopeless romantics?! Why has everything gone so off the rails?! Still, at least I have my dear companion. Look at her: she was once the Sword Hero, but now she’s a bandit, a thief, a shut-in, and a traitor to humanity.. 5.4kReads9.4Score448Shelves

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   Choose this one based on my time commitment, don't hesitate.

5. 605 大 The Great Yu's Master Strategist 大渝筹算师 Little Darling Lost in the Way迷途的小心肝Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + revenge on scumbags + lighthearted + pure romance + playing the fool to catch the tiger + happy ending] Good news: Her betrothed came first in the provincial exams and earned the title of Jieyuan. Bad news: Her betrothed, now a Jieyuan, wanted to break off the engagement without losing face, so he schemed against his fiancée, who came from a merchant family. Fine. If you want to break things off with dignity by scheming against someone, then neither of us is going to have a 19.4kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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   It's a sweet and virginal story. The male and female leads are all clean-cut and there are no misunderstandings. The female lead's nickname is "Account Book," and her sister is "Money String." Her sister is also a goofy and ambitious girl who wants to find a sickly man from a less prominent family. As a result, she prays to Buddha at every temple she sees, hoping that the sickly man will die soon so she can start her own business. Later, this causes the male supporting character to be afraid that he will die soon, so he prays for amulets at every temple he sees. The ending is a happy one, so go for it! I've been a bookworm for over ten years.

6. 606 睁 I Opened My Eyes in the 1970s and Followed a Down-and-Out Big Shot to the Countryside to Enjoy Life 睁眼七零，追着落魄大佬下乡享福 Three Milk Candies三颗牛奶糖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fictional military marriage + super sweet, devoted romance + everyday family life + face-slapping the scum + space for raising kids] Sheng Jinhe is fair-skinned and gorgeous, with a captivating charm. The moment she opens her eyes, she finds herself as the male lead’s doomed former fiancée in a period novel. She gave the heroine her job and her golden finger, and in the end even drowned and lost her life to bring the male and female leads together. Sheng Jinhe stares at the sky in speechless di 17.2kReads8.4Score2.3kShelves

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   🌱🌱This book is seriously hilarious! I couldn't put it down, not skipping a single chapter. I laughed non-stop while reading it [facepalm][laughing]. It's the best novel I've ever read!!! It's incredibly stress-relieving when you're feeling down.

7. 607 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 460Reads—Score102Shelves

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   This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a lovable idiot. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until the end, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it. Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it. Everyone's a lovable idiot, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as it goes on, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Just imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all your unhappiness.

8. 608 名 Detective Conan: Raising Conan to Be the Grim Reaper 名柯：培养柯南当死神 Ze Jiuye泽九夜Anime Fanfiction407k WordsCompleted There may or may not be a CP. The protagonist's gender is unknown, and there's one secret identity hidden beneath another. Before Conan is born, the protagonist usually uses female secret identities; after his birth, they usually use male ones. The protagonist is here for fun, or perhaps a god of fun, and this story may be full of pitch-black humor. A sudden whim: everyone says Conan is the Grim Reaper, so why not make it real? The first few chapters set things up, then the story joins the main 75Reads—Score—Shelves

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   If you have a high threshold for humor, check out this lighthearted story, [A Thousand Layers of Disguise]. The protagonist, wearing two different identities (male and female), plunges into the world of Detective Conan, becoming a source of amusement as he spends his days in Beika Town watching the elementary school student, the Grim Reaper, perform his "spells." One day he's adulterating alcohol at a distillery, the next he's deflated Gin's tires, he even manages to recruit a bartender as a worker, and he teaches Conan new ways to use his "Grim Reaper aura," turning the serious world of Detective Conan into a hilarious comedy full of laughs.

9. 609 夫 My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 夫君太上进，我败家速度跟不上了 Yu Ruyu Really Isn't Me颜如玉真的不是我10k WordsCompleted My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 201Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is perfect for Hongguo! It's such a fantastic drama! I can't wait for the short series adaptation to be released!!!

10. 610 诡EN The Horrors Are Hard to Kill? Sorry, I'm the Truly Immortal One 诡异难杀？抱歉，我才是真正不死 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.0M WordsCompleted This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to 232.8kReads9.5Score28.3kShelves
11. 611 直 Live Ghost-Hunting: What Do You Mean I'm the Only One Who Can't See Them? 直播探诡，什么叫只有我看不见诡 Yong Ming雍名Mystery479k WordsCompleted Yin Si is an ordinary college student whose father’s serious illness has drained the family’s savings. His mother has been forced to start working, but they still can’t scrape together enough money, and the family is on the verge of drowning in debt. To keep himself from slipping below the poverty line in this world, Yin Si has to put his studies on hold and look for a high-paying job. That’s when he spots a recruitment ad posted by a company looking for paranormal investigators and livestreamer 937Reads6.1Score103Shelves
12. 612 规 Rule Horror: I'm Even More Twisted Than the Supernatural! 规则怪谈：我比诡异还变态！ Hurry Up and Eat Hot Pot抓紧吃火锅Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Unhinged + rebellious + no female lead + hilarious + bizarre + national destiny] My name is Xu Ye. I was born without the ability to feel pain, and my favorite thing is looking for a thrill. I heard that the Rule-Bound Horror arrived, and every country would randomly select a “Chosen One” to enter a game instance. After waiting a whole month, and watching five Chosen Ones die one after another, I finally got my wish and became the sixth Chosen One, the real wild card representing the Dragon Kin 36kReads9.4Score4kShelves
13. 613 港 Hong Kong Crossover: I Join Keung from the Start 港综：开局就和靓坤混 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction711k WordsCompleted A stroke of luck brings him to the Hong Kong crime-drama world. He’d planned to live an ordinary life, but it turns out the big boss is Keung. Underling: The boss is amazing, but he keeps a low profile. Hong Kong police: Mr. Cao is a real saint among the gangsters. Villain: Our money’s been robbed again. It’s definitely that bastard Fan. 56.5kReads8.3Score2.5kShelves
14. 614 橘 Orange, Is This System Legit? 橘座，这系统正经吗？ Gu Nanyi古南弈Urban353k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + System + spiritual qi revival + the Myriad Worlds + transforming into an orange tabby + livestreaming + light mystery] "The early chapters lay the groundwork, so the pace is a little slow. Things get more and more exciting later, so please stick around." A disaster from the start: the director is left with no staff! On his first day at work, he goes out to buy milk tea, and all thirty-seven people in the entire branch office are gone when he gets back. Nan Mo, a rookie F-rank agen 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A one-sentence recommendation: You'll be demoted to police chief on your first day, and your teammates and the system are all quirky. Solving cases relies entirely on your wild imagination, and daily laughs are plentiful!

15. 615 冰 The Curious Adventures of Iced Red Tea 冰红茶的奇妙冒险 The Fox with a Dream有梦想的狐狸Urban163k WordsOngoing [Absurd humor + memes + lighthearted comedy + battles + mind games] After his best friend dies unexpectedly, Ice Red Tea Lao Da sets out to bring him back to life. Along the way, he meets all kinds of weirdos. Some become friends, others enemies. Can Lao Da resurrect his best friend? After successfully bringing Teacher Qiaolezi back to life, everyone is caught off guard by an even greater threat that is still taking shape. Teacher Qiaolezi’s former colleague, the one who killed him, is plotting 184Reads—Score115Shelves

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    Can a genius challenge your sense of humor?

16. 616 直 Livestreaming Zombie Virus Research, Terrifying the Entire Nation 直播研发丧尸病毒，吓坏全国网友 Scallions and Tofu, Here We Go小葱拌豆腐啦Urban323k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Absurd] [Feel-Good] [Scientific Research] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world. Having lived two lives and long dreamed of immortality, he resolutely begins his plan to achieve it for the future of humanity. … In his livestream, Su Chen holds up a bottle of green liquid, his eyes burning with excitement. “Welcome to the greatest livestream in history! This is a byproduct of my immortality research. It can bring the dead back to life, with just one tiny, insignificant side effe 22.5kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves
17. 617 奇 A Strange Immortal Fate: The Good-for-Nothing Without a Spiritual Root Turns His Life Around 奇仙缘：无灵根废柴的逆转之路 Steamed Bun Landlord馒头地主Eastern Fantasy100k WordsCompleted [New release] + [Fantasy with a System] + [Laugh-out-loud fun] + [One heroine] Su Qingxuan, a humble errand boy of the Qingfeng Sect, was born without a spiritual root. Amid the crowd’s scorn, he unexpectedly found an immortal gourd and became bound to a System! Later, a mysterious voice in a secret realm told him that he wasn’t actually without a spiritual root. He had the legendary… spiritual root. The little System is adorable and mischievous, and always good for a laugh. A fox demon at t 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If your threshold for humor is too high, you probably won't laugh at this book. There are plenty of jokes, I just don't think I'll find them funny. [Laughing][laughing]

18. 618 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Building a Business Empire 港综：建立商业帝国 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction418k WordsOngoing Hong Kong crime drama + business + multiple women + gang fights + war Yang Fan lucked into the world of Hong Kong crime dramas. To enjoy a more carefree life, he set out to make money! He started with smuggling, then brought various underlings under his wing and built his own business empire. {The blurb doesn’t do it justice, so give it a try! Thanks to all you guys who are every bit as handsome as Daniel Wu!} 11.7kReads7.3Score534Shelves
19. 619 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 26.5kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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    This book is hilarious! The female protagonist travels through various worlds, and the absurd plot combined with her beautiful and charming personality makes it perfect for watching while eating.

20. 620 系 The System's Gone Haywire, and I'm Cultivating Immortality in the City in the Weirdest Way! 系统犯病，我在都市抽象修仙！ Build-Your-Own Anime拼好番Urban257k WordsCompleted [Slow burn] [Slice of life] [Absurd] [For fun] [Lighthearted comedy] [College life] [Task 1: You've just entered the cultivation world, where danger lurks everywhere. Your top priority is to join a cultivation sect.] “Huh? System, there's a small problem. Forget joining a cultivation sect, I haven't even transmigrated.” [Task 2: During the sect's talent assessment, demonstrate the power of your Pure Yang Spiritual Root and crush all who dare challenge you.] “System, are you playing the Dou Qi T 1.1kReads—Score102Shelves
21. 621 倒 After the Jinx Joined the Company, the CEO Started Falling Over Every Day 倒霉蛋入职后，霸总天天跟着摔 Warm Warm Sunny 16暖暖暖洋洋洋166k WordsCompleted After the Unluckiest Employee Joined the Company, the CEO Started Falling Down Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Who understands?! The female lead is so unlucky that she gets food stuck in her teeth when she drinks cold water and her company always goes bankrupt when she goes to work. But by accident, she gets a job as a "luck-blocking specialist" with a monthly salary of 100,000 and room and board included. She is there to protect the CEO from disasters.

22. 622 闪 After a Whirlwind Wedding, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work Night Shifts 闪婚后我成了富婆，还不用上夜班 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted After a Whirlwind Marriage, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work the Night Shift 11.7kReads—Score100Shelves

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    It's not awkward, I just want to know if you're smiling.

23. 623 系 The System Is Absurd, But So Am I 系统很抽象，还好我也是 Hehe Dao和和道11k WordsCompleted The System is absurd. Good thing I am too. 858Reads—Score104Shelves
24. 624 魔 Demon Pill Elementary Schooler, Blows the Homeroom Teacher’s Mind from the Start! 魔丸小学生，开局炸懵班主任！ Treating Chicken Feathers Like Imperial Decrees鸡毛当令箭Urban345k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Meme-filled] [Pure little devil] [No female lead] [Little Devil Squad] [The rating just came out, it'll go up later!] [New book: Little Devil High Schooler, Bullying My Dream Girl from the Start!] Jiang Feng is reborn in his elementary school days and is currently livestreaming a show called [Back to School]. But the viewers have noticed... Your childhood and mine don't seem to have been the same...? [Holy crap! This kid made explosives, blew up the hill behind his school 19.4kReads8.5Score2.2kShelves

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    Don't miss it!

25. 625 植 My Comatose Husband Woke Up After I Married Him to Bring Him Good Luck 植物人老公被我冲喜冲醒了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted My Vegetative Husband Woke Up After I Married Him for Good Luck 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
26. 626 校 Pretty Senior Girls, Do You Really Have to Make Me Your Heartthrob? 校花学姐们，非要逼我当男神吗？ The Best in the Sparrow World雀界翘楚Urban180k WordsCompleted By day, he's an ordinary college student. But once night falls, he puts on a gray Zhongshan suit trimmed with gold and a pair of deep-blue tinted glasses, transforming into the harbinger of every original sin: darkness, evil, chaos, debauchery, corruption, and more... 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A great book, I enjoyed reading it. The characters are very well-written. Everyone should read it!

27. 627 觉 Awakening: My F-Rank Power Makes My Fists Invincible 觉醒：F级异能无敌双拳 Classmate Nason纳森同学Urban128k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + System + Campus Life + Daily Life] [Ding, Host detected: Qin Ming. Having accumulated one hundred million punches, the Invincible Fists System has been activated.] [Ding, superpower awakened: F-rank Enhanced Fists.] Qin Ming: I'm awesome!!! How is it only F-rank??? [Upon completion, upgrade to E-rank and unlock an additional skill reward] Qin Ming: It upgrades after completing the mission? Then I can relax. It turns out this F-rank superpower isn't the end, but merely the beginnin 5Reads—Score196Shelves

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    As a new author, please give me a chance and offer suggestions. I'm so grateful! [Heart][heart][heart]

28. 628 别 Don't Mess With Her: The Junior Sister Plays It Safe and Goes Crazy, Specializing in Taking Down Heroines 别惹，小师妹她苟中带癫专克女主 Please Don't Add Cilantro千万别放香菜Fantastical Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation is now available] [Ensemble cast + Couples + Beloved by all + A little goofy] [Goofy troublemaking junior sister × beautiful incubus senior brother] Ye Su's vision went black. She transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a pampered wife, as a minor cannon-fodder character who was doomed to die from the start. The bad news: She'd only read the first chapter. Thanks a lot. Whoever wants this death sentence can have it. Ye Su turned around and joined another sect. The good 55kReads8.7Score9kShelves
29. 629 女 Daughter, Come Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc on Your Dad's Whole Family 女儿，下山去吧，祸害你爸全家 I'm a Star in a Tree我是一颗树上星Modern Romance157k WordsCompleted Three years ago, while enduring her in-laws’ abuse and carrying a child, Si Moyu awoke to memories of her past life. She took the check her mother-in-law gave her and ran away while pregnant. But who could have guessed she’d give birth to Xuebao, a supernaturally strong girl who ate eighteen meat buns at every meal? The wild vegetables on the mountain were never enough. With no other choice, she looked at her scrawny daughter and sent her down the mountain to find her biological father. “Xuebao, 1.2kReads5.9Score155Shelves

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    🐟I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! The female lead is a peach spirit who was bought by the male lead. While he went to work, she secretly watched cartoons, getting so engrossed that she was caught. The male lead thought there was a burglar in the house, so he installed security cameras and discovered that it was just a peach spirit!

30. 630 老 After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Casual Short Video Made Me Go Viral 老公从成都出差回来后，我随手发个短视频爆火了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Short Video I Posted on a Whim Went Viral 13.3kReads—Score101Shelves
31. 631 全 Mobile Cities for All: My Supplies Return Without Limit 全民移动城市，我的物资无线返还 The Healer Heals Himself医者自医Sci-Fi & Apocalypse342k WordsOngoing [Ding! The Super City Lord System has been activated. The Host currently has one eligible city to bind: White Horse City, a Level One mobile city. It has been bound automatically and cannot be unbound. Spend supplies to trigger a hundredfold return.] [The supply-return multiplier and number of triggers depend on the level of the bound mobile city. A Level One mobile city gives a hundredfold return, with one trigger per day. A Level Two mobile city gives a thousandfold return, with two triggers p 773Reads—Score114Shelves
32. 632 奶 Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old Nailer Is Forced to Rule the Realm 奶乐两岁半，被逼坐江山 Zi Yin梓胤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The three-year-old empress sat on the dragon throne and asked pitifully, “Do we get June 1 off?” The ministers were dumbfounded. What was June 1? Her father, who was ruling from behind the curtain, coaxed her, “No. Your Majesty, focus on court affairs and become a good emperor who works diligently and cares for the people.” The empress kept asking whether she could have June 1 off from the age of three until she was thirteen. Then she finally stopped. But a bigger question arose: “I’m not intere 1.2kReads9.2Score126Shelves
33. 633 2 A 29-Year-Old Office Drone Returns to Senior Year and Goes Straight into Cheat Mode 29岁社畜重回高三，直接开挂了 Pig-Holding Kid捧猪小童Modern Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Sharp-Witted and Unshakably Strong: A True Female Lead] [Study Hard + Ensemble Cast + Realistic Gaokao Story] You’ve been reborn. In your previous life, you worked yourself to the bone for a company, becoming a corporate slave in the city and suffering countless workplace injuries! Your boss exploited you every day, your clients berated you, and then, at long last, heaven showed no mercy and sent you back to some day in your final year of high school… Xin Yuan looked at her school uniform and t 95.2kReads9.1Score17.3kShelves

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    Super funny and full of jokes, highly recommended! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

34. 634 老 My Husband Wants Me to Donate Bone Marrow to My Stepson 老公让我给继子捐骨髓 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted My Husband Asked Me to Donate Bone Marrow to My Stepson 531Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, non-awkward short stories

35. 635 回 After Returning Home, I Really Didn't Mean to Cause Trouble 回国以后，我真没想搞事 Don't Panic, I Can Do Even Better别慌我还能更Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [No System] [No Golden Finger] [Aiming for Realism, No Exaggeration] I once traveled through war-torn Libya, And roamed the Middle East without fear, despite the hail of bullets. Raids, assassinations, and explosions were all part of my life. Then I came to my senses. This wasn’t the life I wanted. Of course, the main reason was that I was afraid of dying. So I ran. After all, returning to my country was the way to go! 38.1kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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    This is hilarious! It's very slice-of-life, and the dialogues between the protagonist and his friends are especially funny. Overall, it's a very enjoyable novel.

36. 636 桃 Peach Blossoms in Bloom: Mr. Ji’s Darling Little Peach Demon 桃之夭夭，季先生的娇娇小桃妖 Rampaging Little Sweetie暴走小甜甜Modern Romance161k WordsCompleted [Sweet, pampered, and a little spoiled heroine + both leads are each other's only partners + not a clever heroine + past and present lives] Warnings! Warnings! If you don't like a simple-minded beauty, don't read! The male lead's friend likes the heroine early on. If you don't like that, don't read! The author is sensitive! Please don't be mean! Let's give a little encouragement to a new author. All right, here's the blurb: Taoyao was once a little peach tree in the Celestial Realm. She had two 1.1kReads8.9Score104Shelves
37. 637 5 My 58-Year-Old Mother-in-Law Is Pregnant with a Posthumous Child 58岁高龄的婆婆怀上了遗腹子 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Completed My 58-Year-Old Mother-in-Law Is Pregnant with a Posthumous Child —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 638 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 28.8kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves

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    A supernatural novel where the protagonist sells colleges online.

39. 639 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance621k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score117Shelves

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    So beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful!

40. 640 妻 After My Wife Gave All Our Savings to Her Brother, I Sold Our Marital Home 妻子把积蓄都给了弟弟后，我卖掉了婚房 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After My Wife Gave All Our Savings to Her Younger Brother, I Sold Our Marital Home 219Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 641 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 58.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    The old should be flamboyant, the young should be steady. This book is suitable for all ages and is a humorous novel.

42. 642 被 After I Was Rumored to Have Slept My Way Up with a Beautiful CEO 被造谣靠美女总裁上位后 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After Rumors Spread That I Rose to the Top by Relying on a Beautiful Female CEO 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
43. 643 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves
44. 644 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance115k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 366Reads—Score—Shelves

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    So funny! [Facepalm]

45. 645 为 After Clearing the White Moonlight's Name, the Prince Panicked 为白月光翻案后，王爷他慌了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance10k WordsCompleted After Clearing Her White Moonlight’s Name, the Prince Panics 2kReads—Score—Shelves
46. 646 菀 Wan Yuan Is Your Substitute, Yet Better Than You 菀苑类卿却胜卿 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted Wan Yuan Resembles Qing, Yet Surpasses Her 530Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 647 困 Trapped in a Restroom, I Met All Kinds of Weirdos 困在厕所后，我遇到了各路奇葩 Jiaojiao Cat蕉蕉猫10k WordsCompleted After Getting Trapped in a Bathroom, I Met All Kinds of Weirdos 6.8kReads—Score155Shelves

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    This bag is hilarious.

48. 648 我 My Irresistible Girlfriend 我的极品女友 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban1.6M WordsCompleted After suffering through several heartbreaks, he lived a miserable, dejected life. By chance, he found a briefcase and discovered that its owner was a beautiful woman. The two met at a coffee shop, then grew close when the rain brought them together. After several chance encounters, perhaps fate really had brought them together, and love was about to bloom. A poor loser fights his way back in love, as a tangled romance is about to unfold. 38kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves

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    Enough said, just look at the title. It's a pure urban fantasy novel, and a 9.2 Rating on Tomato Book isn't low. [Learned something new]

49. 649 家 My Family Sent Me to Die in My Brother's Place. Now That I've Become a War God, They Beg Me to Acknowledge Them 家族让我替弟从军赴死，我成铁血战神后他们跪求相认 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted My Family Sent Me to Die in My Brother’s Place. Now That I’ve Become a Battle-Hardened God of War, They’re Begging Me to Acknowledge Them 627Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 650 我 After I Left the Family Chat, My Daughter-in-Law Fell Apart 我退出家庭群后，儿媳崩溃了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted After I left the family group chat, my daughter-in-law fell apart 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves

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